Explore every episode of the podcast We Will Always Have
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| We Hear An Intruder In Our Airbnb And Freak Out | 31 Aug 2025 | 00:24:34 | |
In this episode the guys go into panic mode when confronted with an intruder, they visit another open home which Christian thinks is perfect for Grinder hook ups and a game of Would You Rather results in Chrissy not being able to look Christian in the eye for at least 2 weeks. | |||
| Don’t Ask The Price Just Buy It! | 24 Aug 2025 | 00:28:36 | |
Christian gives Chrissy his credit card and tells her she can BUY WHATEVER SHE LIKES without looking at the price. They play an uncomfortable games of 'would you rather' and are approached by a man during their recording session at Scenic World and he does something they have NEVER experienced before or hope to again. | |||
| Chrissy’s Failed Crafting Business Endeavours | 22 Jun 2025 | 00:29:43 | |
Laugh along as Christian and Chrissy share their wildest business venture ideas that never quite took off. From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, these two have tried it all in hopes of striking it rich. But as they soon found out, entrepreneurship isn't as easy as it looks. Get ready for some hilarious stories of failed attempts at Etsy businesses, soap making, and food tours gone wrong. You'll be in stitches hearing about the mishaps and mayhem behind Christian and Chrissy's countless creative pursuits. It's a bumpy and bizarre ride, but one you won't want to miss! 2:30 - Christian reveals he's been giving Chrissy the same tap water in different bottles for a taste test. Her reactions are priceless. 8:40 - Chrissy asks Siri an embarrassing question that leaves Christian shocked. 13:30 - Custom sticker reveal! Christian gifts Chrissy exclusive podcast merch. 18:45 - From glitter bath bombs to spoon ring making, Chrissy shares her endless failed business ventures. 25:30 - Christian also dabbled in candles, bath bombs, and jewelry making. But sore wrists and safety hazards soon put an end to his entrepreneurial dreams. 32:00 - The two imagine starting a food tour business...with a rickety old bus. What could go wrong? Buckle up for a wild ride down memory lane as Christian and Chrissy reminisce on their most outrageous attempts at striking it rich. You'll be laughing so hard you'll cry. Don't miss this hilarious episode - listen now! | |||
| Battle Of The Banana & Scariest Hotel Encounter | 09 Apr 2023 | 00:27:28 | |
Turns out theres a lot of things to look out for while travelling alone, after I witnessed something in a hotel that gave me shivers. Producer Nat puts me to the test so she can finally find out if i'm "smarter than a 5th grader" AND... hard of soft bananas? We ask the REAL questions here at Complete Drivel.
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| My New Fetish Is Officially Unlocked | 02 Apr 2023 | 00:25:42 | |
Happy Easter! But in this episode we discuss a different type of Egg... Ever heard of Ovipositing? Yeah neither had I... until now. I share the craziest fetish I've found online and we take the toy for a test run (don't tell HR). Producer Nat also surprised me with something in the studio ... little did she know it's my biggest fear. The reaction's not great - but thought that counts!
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| Who Knew History Was So Kinky? Esme Louise James Did! | 26 Mar 2023 | 00:33:24 | |
This interview has opened my mind to the history of sex, just when I thought I knew it all - Esme Louise James! The mind behind the viral TikTok page 'Kinky History', she runs us through the kinkiest facts, like the history of the dildo (I'm talking before the wheel was invented), the fact golden showers were wildly popular in the 18th Century and that vibrating toys were originally created for men - who knew?
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| The BEST Surprise Guest Ever & Candle Salads … ? | 19 Mar 2023 | 00:37:21 | |
This week, Producer Nat surprised me with the BEST guest… can you guess who it is? I also run through Health Food Trends for 2023 and surprisingly no one vomited AND I discover the craziest salad recipe given to children in the 80’s, it’s definitely one you wouldn’t find in a Woman’s Weekly.
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| My Raunchiest Sex Stories Yet & We're In Trouble! | 12 Mar 2023 | 00:27:34 | |
* CLAPPING INTENSIFIES * I run through the top art gallery mishaps after a lady broke a $60,000 sculpture at an art gallery AND I know you've all missed my sexcapades ... but I share one of the RAUNCHIEST sex stories from my holiday in Noosa. Strap in.
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| An Episode With A Few Tears & A Lot Of Laughs | 05 Mar 2023 | 00:43:24 | |
For International Women's day this week, I'm celebrating two of the most courageous women I have the pleasure of knowing. Entrepreneur and good friend, the incredible Heidi Anderson & the founder and genius mind behind 'Bravery Buddies', Tegan Kubler.
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| Toni & Ryan: The Story Of Smuggling "Sex Toys" Through Customs | 26 Feb 2023 | 00:25:33 | |
This episode I chat to my frenemies, Toni & Ryan! We chat about what quote I left in Toni's book, Ryan trying to smuggle anal beads (sort of) through customs and the age old debate of how often to wash your sheets when we play a round of their viral poddy segment "Normal or Nah".
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| BONERS EP: MAFs Chat With Domenica Calarco We MUST Share | 21 Feb 2023 | 00:30:25 | |
I chat with MAFS contestant Domenica and she spills the TEA! Regardless of you being a MAFS fan or not… this is juicy. Strap in Complete Drivelers this is a bonus ep for a reason!
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| How Well Does Christian Know The Vagina (Quiz) | 19 Feb 2023 | 00:31:14 | |
What's the worst thing that could happen while delivering a live news bulletin on the radio? Well, it happened to Kate Deppeler and you won't believe the audio. It's so funny i'm thinking about changing it to my ringtone. I also put my two female producers to the test about the female body.... can you guess who knows more about the vagina?
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| Bondi Rescue Lifeguard, Hoppo & The Best Is Yet To Cum | 12 Feb 2023 | 00:28:34 | |
Trigger Warning : This episode contains themes of drowning and accidental death. If this causes any distress to you or someone you know please reach out to Lifeline on 13 11 14 or head to FloatToSurvive.com.au for more information Today we chat to the HUNKY Bondi Rescue lifeguard Bruce 'Hoppo' Hopkins about a really serious topic, but on a lighter note it's too bad this podcast is audio and not visual... I also bring in a very special gift for my fellow colleagues and let's just say it was HARD to contain my excitement (yes it's dick related).
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| Chrissy Makes Christian Buy An Expensive Antique | 15 Jun 2025 | 00:38:14 | |
In this episode, Christian takes Chrissy to his local antique store, where they have a budget for a gift for each other. By the end of it, they are the owners of some crazy shit and decide they are now antique investors! | |||
| Grunting & Moaning ft Ash Barty | 05 Feb 2023 | 00:31:09 | |
My obsession with tennis grunts continues, so to get to the bottom of some very important questions, I enlist the help of the best in the business - former world tennis champion Ash Barty. I also find out how well my Producer knows this podcast... and the results aren't great.
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| On The Precipice Of A Crisis & Awkward Sex List | 29 Jan 2023 | 00:35:25 | |
I chat to a global PR Crisis Manager and Tik Tok sensation, Molly McPherson about the years biggest scandals (i'm talking 'Harry & Megan' BIG) and how she would manage them through a PR nightmare. I also run through all the awkward things about sex that people never discuss ... So of course, i'm happy too! And the next thing we've found from a 'Week On The Web' | |||
| The Episode Where I Get Nude In The Office | 22 Jan 2023 | 00:28:37 | |
We're back baby! For some reason we've been renewed for season 2! And what says "Welcome Back" to a new year ... like getting nude! In this episode we chat about the crazy new Netflix Doco 'The Hatched Wielding Hitch-hiker', My new FREE OnlyFans content and possibly the funniest audio to ever come to light, of the Miss Universe Pageant 2023 | |||
| Florida Man Sucks Toes & Masturbation Is Witchcraft | 14 Dec 2022 | 00:22:32 | |
This is the last episode for the year - cue tears. But before i leave you for the year I want to leave you with some WILD headlines that have come out of Florida, some you wont believe are true. I also gift my (SHIT - TEA) Producer Nat, her Christmas gift. All I do is give. | |||
| "Siri, Play Italian Restaurant Music" & Britney Conspiracy | 11 Dec 2022 | 00:15:27 | |
I run through my mums top Spotify played after we discussed our dream festival lineup last week. And let me tell you ... it's riveting. I also do a deep dive into the latest update on Britney Spears health. | |||
| The Saga Of Balenciaga & InstaFest Lineup | 07 Dec 2022 | 00:34:42 | |
I run through the worst failed PR / Branding campaigns after Balenciaga released a VERY controversial campaign. Then to lighten the mood a little, Producer Nat and I compare our top picks for a festival lineup .... safe to say, mines better than hers. | |||
| Oprah's Sex Quiz & I'll Never Eat Anonymous Gifts Again | 04 Dec 2022 | 00:24:18 | |
I can't believe i'm saying this but i might know someone who's more horny than me ... ME! And It's Oprah?? I found a sex quiz on her website, so of course i dive in with my responses, get ready - it's STORY TIME! AND i also ate an anonymous gift, that wasn't edible. | |||
| I'm Back In The Building Baby & Unpacking FIFA | 01 Dec 2022 | 00:27:33 | |
I'm finally back in the studios after a long four weeks of injuries, sicknesses & surgeries - I sound so old. But the best part about returning to the studios? Annoying the crap out of Producer Nat, god it feels good to be back! | |||
| I’ve Been Travel Scammed & Sickness Continues | 27 Nov 2022 | 00:24:02 | |
Yes, I’ve fallen victim to travel scams and yes I will most likely get scammed again. So you can learn from my mistakes, I’m going to list the most common scams so you don’t fall victim like me, some of them? Actually pretty smart. | |||
| Uber Eats Disaster & My Sausage Sandwhich Preference | 23 Nov 2022 | 00:20:42 | |
I am ENRAGED over my recent Uber Eats experience, so here's a little (big) vent. I also go through the most ridiculous buzz feed quiz i have encountered so far involving my snack preferences. | |||
| Trying The Brooki Cookie! | 08 Jun 2025 | 00:38:01 | |
In this episode, Christian reveals his fear of death and the drastic lengths he'd go to to change the order of who dies first! And their first ever experience at Brookie's Cookies. | |||
| Philosophical Questions w/ Mum & Embarrassing Sexpo Story | 20 Nov 2022 | 00:30:19 | |
I sit mum down to ask her some deep questions....do we take them seriously? Hmmm you'll find out. I also share a very personal and unfortunate story that happened after my appearance at this years Sexpo. | |||
| Mum Reveals Who Her Favourite Child Is | 16 Nov 2022 | 00:28:52 | |
Chaotic episode today, I'm still at home recovering from surgery so mum joins me (with a big glass of wine) so I can finally get to the bottom of who the favourite child is... I mean it's pretty obvious. Strap in everyone, Karen Hull is coming in hot. | |||
| Did I Survive Surgery? & I Hate People And Animals | 13 Nov 2022 | 00:19:17 | |
This is my first episode post ACL surgery! Will you understand me from all the pain meds I'm on? Will I survive rehab? Will I ever have sex again? So many questions you need answered. The main thing is, I survived. But one things for sure, having surgery hasn't stopped me ranting ... this time its about dogs in public spaces. | |||
| LasAnga, Not LasOnga Confirmed & A Sexual Confession | 09 Nov 2022 | 00:22:01 | |
Turns out I say lasagna wrong ... where did this come from you ask? Well we call my mum, Karen to find out. I also have confession to make, probably the most personal thing I've ever shared on this podcast...and that's saying something. | |||
| Sexting Colleagues & My Grocery Store Mishap | 06 Nov 2022 | 00:16:36 | |
I've made a mistake, a big mistake. I sexted a colleague by accident, but was i quick enough in my cover up? You'll find out. I also had the most embarrassing moment at the grocery store involving my airpods and a very graphic conversation with my brother. | |||
| An Unbelievable List Of Items Found In People | 02 Nov 2022 | 00:24:49 | |
What better way to prepare for my ACL Surgery than to list off things that have been left in people post surgery.... this has got me REALLY looking forward to what's ahead (not). I love self sabotage! | |||
| I've Won The Lotto & Alan Jones Top 5 Meltdowns | 30 Oct 2022 | 00:23:29 | |
* Language warning oops * Everyone has their dream .... mine just happens to be a 10 million dollar house in Noosa. Bring on the powerball! And i think we do the best thing we've done on the podcast so far... I recap the Top 5 Alan Jones Meltdowns, and the do NOT disappoint. THERE'S F**KING DUST IN HERE! | |||
| I'm Going To SEXPO! & Sex Facts You Wouldn't Believe | 26 Oct 2022 | 00:25:52 | |
I'm going to SEXPO! Dreams do come true. You should definitely CUM and visit me in Sydney. But given the nature of the event I list some very interesting sex facts. And Audio Mike joins us to see if he can guess the Secret Sound? I mean ... Sound Of Secrets? | |||
| Dad Got Mum The Worst Anniversary Gift Ever | 23 Oct 2022 | 00:23:35 | |
I finally got a colonoscopy, and the worst part? Wasn't the probe up the bum (of course) it was the liquids I consumed beforehand so I recap that horrific journey. I also call my mum so she can share the WORST anniversary gift that dad gave her. Turns out there's a long list of horrific gifts....thank god i'm not in a relationship. | |||
| My Disastrous Bulletin & (Don't) Vote For Me | 19 Oct 2022 | 00:26:04 | |
I enlist the help from our studios Head of News, Natasha Jobson to get me ready for my live news reading debut. She share's some pretty handy and helpful tips but did they pay off? Did they help? Am I now ready? Hmm... i'll let you be the judge of that. | |||
| The Tarot Reading | 01 Jun 2025 | 00:19:42 | |
In this episode Christian reveals the accuracy of his Tarot reading and Chrissie goes to town on his so called 'garden'. | |||
| Stood Up 7am The Day Of Her Wedding - Kayley Stead | 16 Oct 2022 | 00:23:18 | |
I let you all in on my next BIG move .... to become a two time loser of the AACTA awards! I may have already ordered my next trophy (don't judge). I also chat to an incredible woman, Kayley Stead who has gone viral online after she was stood just hours before her wedding ceremony... She is my hero, and she will be yours too once you hear what she did next. | |||
| Hacks You Need To Know With Sean Szeps & My Voice Is Back! | 12 Oct 2022 | 00:32:50 | |
I can speak again! I update you all on how i lost my voice AND my pal Sean Szeps joins me to discuss the hacks you MUST know before travelling with kids, I also have a hack for that ... contraception! | |||
| I've Lost My Voice & Uncomfortable Facts | 09 Oct 2022 | 00:18:29 | |
Yep, it's finally happened... I've talked so much I've lost my voice. Instead of my usual raves and rants I'm going to play you a little something I recorded when my voice was tip top... a whole list of uncomfortable facts. As weird as they are it might even be a little educational. Don't say I never look after you! | |||
| (Not So) Sexy Stories With Abbie Chatfield & Sound Of Secrets | 05 Oct 2022 | 00:27:06 | |
My gal, Abbie Chatfield and I unpack one of my worst sex experiences (Still triggered). I also get some expert advice on my mission to read the news live on a radio station AND we have a brand spanking (ooh!) new game, The Sound Of Secrets - Can you guess the sound? | |||
| I Was In Forbes Magazine! | 02 Oct 2022 | 00:25:27 | |
I discuss my (TWO SPREAD) feature in Forbes Magazine as well as the latest controversial Netflix series that I couldn't sit through. I became best friends with a gold medal winning swimmer...by best friends I mean I said hi! | |||
| Dreams Do Come True & The Finale Is Here! | 28 Sep 2022 | 00:20:51 | |
I know you could NEVER be sick of my voice....So I'm joined by Head of News & Information, Melanie Withnall to see if we can make my dream of becoming a news reader real! We also reach the finale of 'Stars In The Car', will we have a winner?! | |||
| Important Business Update | 25 Sep 2022 | 00:21:30 | |
I want to be honest with you all, it's been a really hard couple of months and i feel it's time i share what's been going on. | |||
| Music Bed Madness & Have I Been Scammed? | 21 Sep 2022 | 00:25:42 | |
I've gone a little bit crazy with the sound effects in this episode, but it has done one thing... ignited my love for fake-news reading. We are also joined by Crystal Expert, Andrea to see if I've wasted my money (yet again) on a bunch of "crystals" from tik tok. | |||
| Weetbix Papercuts & This Podcast Is Haunted | 18 Sep 2022 | 00:24:37 | |
It's time for an update on my injury! Yay! But in order to make myself feel better, I hear from you - my beautiful listeners and all the injuries you've suffered that are WAY more ridiculous than just doing a star jump. And you know what? It did actually make me feel better. Also, we're joined by a Mariachi band AND A GHOST - what an episode! | |||
| Stars In The Car & Quiet Quitting | 14 Sep 2022 | 00:24:00 | |
It's Thursday! It's the bonus EP! And that means we're shaking things up on 'Complete Drivel'. Today's episode features guest, Ellie Dudley to explain the viral concept of 'Quiet Quitting' AND a brand spanking new game, 'Stars In The Car' - Can you guess the celebrity voices? Because I couldn't .... | |||
| Bluey's World | 25 May 2025 | 00:44:23 | |
In this episode we brave the kids and head to Bluey's World, yes, as 2 fully grown adults kid free. And obviously it's always gripping podcast content to taste test THE BEST CHIPS on the market! | |||
| Sexploration & Death By Star Jump | 11 Sep 2022 | 00:30:49 | |
I've started my official "SEXploration" which means I'll be sharing my new SEXcapades with you (ok, I'll stop now). I have a long list of things I want to try so STRAP on... I mean - in! (last one I promise). I've also had another classic Christian incident - can you guess what I've done now? | |||
| I Hate Birthdays & Pronunciation Of "LasOnga" | 07 Sep 2022 | 00:32:17 | |
This morning i had an incident with the water feature in my house. I also need to discuss my hate for birthday's or birth-NAE's if you will. I even hear from some of you about your mutual hate for the "date that shall not be named".... | |||
| TRAILER: This Is 'Complete Drivel' With Christian Hull | 05 Sep 2022 | 00:01:20 | |