We Signed An NDA – Details, episodes & analysis

"Assistants don't have 'yes' and 'no' buttons." Ann and Amanda have more to say this week. They discuss Kenny Iwamasa (Matthew Perry's assistant) and the power dynamics involved when working for a celebrity boss. Then the gals cover Chappell Roan's recent statement about the predatory behavior she is facing and setting boundaries. We love Chappell. We want her to feel supported, respected, and safe enough to create the art she loves. Chappell is a treasure and we are not entitled to her! Protect Chappell!!

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a conversation about addiction, substance abuse, and depression. If you or someone you know is struggling emotionally or feeling hopeless, it’s important to talk to someone about it now. Contact one of the resources below for a free, confidential conversation with a trained counselor anytime.

Crisis Lifeline: 988

Crisis Text line: Text “Connect” to 741-741

The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

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NOTE: Happy summer everyone! The WSANDA team is working remotely from various locations right now, so everything's a little fucked up.

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart producer Maddy, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

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"I am man." Ann and Amanda discuss why they're not discussing the Bachelorette and tackle some other topics instead.

[REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR WSANDA AT THE ARTAS -- see below for deets!!!]

Then they interview delightful actor, comedian, and casting professional Dan Leahy (27:55)! You may have seen him in Reboot on Hulu! Do NOT dm him and ask him to cast you in things, pretty please.

To close, Ann and Amanda give some clothing tips in a segment called "Worth It" (not the Buzzfeed series) (1:31:40).

Check out:

Dan's instagram: @danleahy

Dan's comedy: Two Loud Gays / @UCB

PLEASE VOTE for We Signed an NDA for "Overall Reality Podcast" at the American Reality Television Awards! Text ARTAS to 40691, click the link they send you, and scroll through to find our category! You can VOTE EVERY DAY until SEP 2ND!!

WSANDA SUBMISSIONS: [email protected]

NOTE: Happy summer everyone! The WSANDA team is working remotely from various locations right now, so everything's a little fucked up. Some of the volume levels in this episode's interview are challenging.

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart producer Maddy, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I hate it, I hate it, more more more!" Ann and Amanda discuss Wet Katie's (for any first time listeners, that's VPR's Katie Maloney when wet) latest Instagram appearance, Love Island USA S6, and Traitors S3.

Then the gals interview comedian, writer, and certified sweetheart Joe Corcoran (23:08) about his 10+ years of assistant-ing in the big, wide world of entertainment. NBC Page Program, anyone?!

Before calling it quits, Amanda and Ann role play some tough Love Island breakup scenarios (1:05:28)! Maybe one of these gals will be on Love Island one day ... who knows?! (As Scar from The Lion King and the Scouts of America say, "Be Prepared!")

NOTE: Happy summer everyone! The WSANDA team is working remotely from around the world right now, so everything's a little fucked up ... bear with us please ... thanks!

Check out:

Joe's improv team - @tucci_improv

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart (and our producer), Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"So you're telling me there's a chance." Ann and Amanda discuss part 2 of the Summer House Season 8 reunion and OH how the turn tables ... no matter whose side you're on, hopefully we can all agree that it was the right decision for Carl and Lindsay to break their engagement. Also, Ann gives us an update on her first official week at Something About Her!

NOTE: We recorded this episode's intro segment on Father's Day, which was definitely challenging for Ann -- to any NDAngels who need a little extra support around Father's Day for whatever reason, the WSANDA team sends you love <3

Then the gals interview undeniably hilarious comedian and former celebrity dog walker Jackie Michele Johnson (25:28) about the A-list dogs that won her heart and destroyed her car. Tune in to hear about a disastrous girls trip, horrible boyfriends, and all the excrement that might escape you or your canine passengers in LA traffic.

Before letting Jackie go, Ann and Amanda get her expert opinions on celebrity makeup and skincare brands (1:17:32). Listen to Jackie's beauty and self care podcast Natch Beaut!

Check out:

Jackie's instagram - @jackiemichelejohnson

Jackie's show - How To Get A Second Husband - JUNE 20TH IN LA & JULY 17TH IN NEW YORK

Jackie's podcast - Natch Beaut

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart (and our producer), Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I don't hate you. I just see you." If one thing's for sure on this season of Summer House, it's that Paige freakin' DeSorbo rides HARD for her girls. In the first installment of the SH8 Reunion, we graze the Carl-Lindsay breakup, but the real drama starts when Andy steers the conversation toward the Ciara-West summer situationship. The girlies rush to Ciara's defense and it is both beautiful and terrifying. Wonder what West's DMs are lookin like now ... ("We were all rooting for you!" - Tyra Banks)

Ann also recaps an unhinged YouTube Live show (aka verbal car crash) featuring Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee that is currently melting her brain (16:40).

Then the gals interview mensch, daytime television survivor, and supportive husband Travis Helwig (28:24). A non-Japanese writer and comedian, he worked for Ellen (Shmellen DeShmeneres), Billy on the Street, and Adam Ruins Everything, among others ... and all of that was totally fine and chill! Tune in to hear some WILD BTS stories, Travis's thoughts on NDAs, and the tale of how he made it "to Hollywood from Asbestos, Connecticut."

As we near the finish line on our 20th episode, Ann and Amanda pay homage to another volume-challenged comedian, Mr. Billy Eichner, borrowing his "For a Dollar" segment and yelling at lovely Travis who did absolutely nothing to deserve such treatment (1:20:15).

Check out:

Travis's instagram - travishelwig

Hacks!

Up and Adam! (w/ Kyle & Victoria)

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart (and our producer), Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"He did you a favor." Ann and Amanda recap the Summer House Season 8 Finale ... that's right, we've reached the highly anticipated Carl-Lindsay breakup brawl. Chivalry may be dead, but girlhood is very much alive!

Then the gals talk to the wickedly talented Erin Byrne (26:48) -- comedian, writer, poet, and niche coffee order expert -- about their bonkers time working as an assistant at a heavyweight animation studio (codename: The Bears). For legal reasons, we cannot stress enough how much this studio is NOT DISNEY.

Before they tap out, Amanda and Ann play a new game called "KO Line for the Supertease" (1:18:42). To help Lindsay Hubbard prepare for the Summer House reunion tomorrow (which was filmed weeks ago WE KNOW), our hosts pitch some mic drop material for her to use on Carl.

Check out:

The Creative Independent (their instagram)

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch. If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Choke. I don't care." In the third and final installment of the VPR Season 11 reunion*, Lala doubles down on her statements from the final moments of the season finale, but Ann and Amanda think there's more than meets the delulu. As one of our nation's tallest (and saddest) president's once said, "United we stand. Divided we fall, Lala." (You'll get it when you listen). Plus, Ann delivers Something About Her sandwiches on screen and some behind-the-scenes tidbits on pod.

*CW: This episode's VPR reunion recap includes a discussion about abuse, violence, and PTSD. If you'd prefer to skip this section, pause at 14 minutes and skip to (28:55).

Then the gals interview writer, comedian, and "Sick Little Freak" star Sarah Bebb (31:17) about her time as a mashed-potato-loving intern at "Shmeorge Shmooney's" production company and other delightfully awkward Hollywood moments!

To finish off our final VPR S11 episode, Ann, Amanda, and Sarah revisit one of their favorite segments, "Meet Me in the Sprinter Van" (01:14:20). Let us know what shows, pop culture topics, and whatever else you want us to cover next!!

Check out:

Sarah's show: Sick Little Freak

Sarah's show's Instagram: sicklittlefreakshow

Support Allie's Recovery: GoFundMe

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“I do fetal position sobbing in private.” Amanda and Ann dive right into VPR Season 11 Reunion Part 2. Lala continues to "not understand" (read: completely disregard) her friends' boundaries. Jo pulls up a chair to address her situationship with Schwartz (and the other women defend her in a true feat of girlhood). Andy loves Ann (and we love Andy right back).

Then the gals talk to Aviel Mann Ballo (31:15), a musician, agency survivor, and absolute sweetheart who most recently worked as a writer's room assistant on the upcoming series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Warning: Interview contains adorable nerd love story. (A note from our producer: "Go Bears")

Before they relieve themselves, Ann and Amanda give us a new segment called "Freeze, NY-Pee-Pee!" (1:24:27). That's right, we're not above potty humor.

Check out:

Avi's Twitter (X whatever) - @AvielMannBallo

Avi's YouTube - @AvielMannBallo

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I was very impressionable..." The VPR gang reunites (part 1) to rehash Season 11 and things start to re-heat up. Sandoval says some stupid stuff. Katie and Lala argue. Lisa is Lisa-ish.**

Next, Amanda and Ann discuss Ann's debut appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (20:08)! Dreams really do come true!! Who brought soup to the Clubhouse? Were the gals offered coke in the bathroom? Was Ann allowed to drink her lemon drop?? You'll have to listen to find out!! (Also, if you're the PA who makes drinks at WWHL, dm us please - thanks!)

Then, the gals talk to comedian, musician, and all-around Renaissance man Zach Olsen (30:50), who was also (briefly) an assistant to Tom Sandoval (dun dun duuuuun).

To close out the show, Ann and Amanda play a game inspired by their recent trip to the WWHL Clubhouse (1:15:50)!

**CONTENT WARNING: This episode's VPR recap includes a discussion about suicidal ideation. If you'd prefer not to listen to this portion, pause at 2 minutes in and skip to (00:05:45).

If you or someone you know is struggling emotionally or feeling hopeless, it’s important to talk to someone about it now. Contact one of the resources below for a free, confidential conversation with a trained counselor anytime.

Crisis Lifeline: 988

Crisis Text line: Text “Connect” to 741-741

The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

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Links:

Use code WESIGNED15 for 15% off your first meowbox order at meowbox.com/subscribe (valid until 9/1/2024)

Zach's instagram: realzacholsen & thetaintofficial (band)

Zach's podcasts: Baywatch Watch & Stone Cold Paradise

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LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I am the final boss in his video game of redemption." On the finale of VPR Season 11, things boil over in the Bay Area. Dan gets grilled, Scheana takes the stage, and the gang, led by Lala (and perhaps fueled by the green-eyed monster), turns on Ariana. Amanda and Ann get into it all (in a raw, remote, sleepy, silly haze).

Then the gals interview comedian Jessica Svendsgaard (36:14), the beautiful bartender featured on VPR S11 in the sexy singles episode, about what it was like working for Tom, the joys of being compensated for ones labor, and her many creative pursuits. 

Before they say au revoir, Ann, Amanda, and Jess share the Taylor Swift eras in which they currently reside (1:25:00).

Check out:

Jessica's Instagram - thebyebyemancuckedme

Jessica's TikTok - systemvulvadown

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.