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This week, we watched the sequel, 20 years in the making, to Q Allen Brocka's film Boy Culture, about a very sex-negative prostitute who bums everyone around him out. After raising money on Kickstarter to produce a star-studded TV series about the continuing adventures of everyone's least favorite escort, eventually we got this movie made up of the 6 episodes they actually filmed slapped together with no continuing story or any of the promised stars. Was it worth the wait? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Pretending to be straight to get on competition shows
2. The men-who-will-have-sex-for-money capital of the world
3. Tricking tops into bottoming, with rhetoric
4. Tricking escorts into saying the n-word, with rhetoric
5. Hammer Jack and Tiger Bolt vs. Professor Trenchbottom of the Impenetrable Deep

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This week, we watched the coming of age teen movie Henry Gamble's Birthday Party, about the most terrible pool party you've ever imagined. Dark secrets about your mom's sex life, casual racism, self-harm, and worst of all a guy playing the guitar. Can Steve from Stranger Things jerking off into a sock save it? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Free-use porn
2. Being prayed up
3. Your cousin's brother
4. Holy ghost poops
5. Pool safety

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This week, not to spoil things too much, but we watched the actually very fun superhero/spy comedy/thriller Codename: Dynastud. In the distant dystopian future of 2024, being gay is illegal, and only one man can save us, the magical spy codenamed (by himself, so more what we'd call a "nickname") Dynastud. Featuring head-exploding jizz, evil gay robots, and a Canadian space station, we had an absolute blast talking about this movie. And not just the kind of blast that involves exploding a guy's head with magic space jizz

Topics discussed:

1. Batman's code of ethics
2. Green Lantern's dumb weaknesses
3. An even weirder comic book
4. B. Kliban Cats
5. How many heads can you "accidentally" explode with your cum before you're considered a murderer

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This week, we watched the only somewhat incomprehensible 2023 thriller (?) Birder, which is described on IMDb as being about a "bird watcher who invades a nude queer campground in New Hampshire, ensnaring locals with his dark fetish." What is this dark fetish? Is it bird watching? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Gangbangs made up of emojis
2. Choking people
3. Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
4. AI pokemon erotica
5. The New York dating scene

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We're back! This week, we watched the Academy-beloved, audience-disliked 2024 movie Emilia Perez. Does the Spanish-language musical about a trans Mexican druglord in hold up, even though it was made by a cis French director who chose to learn nothing about trans people, about Mexico, or even to learn how to speak Spanish? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. The problems with Mexican kidnapping codes
2. Why can no one in this musical sing?
3. David Cronenberg's Crash
4. How to know you're the bad guy

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This week, we had special guest Tyler Mead on to talk about the 2017 comedy (mostly?) The Little Hours. Based on one story from The Decamaron (apparently. We've certainly never read it), it's a mostly improvved story where Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie and Kate Micucci play foul-mouthed, horny nuns and they're all at least a little bit queer too. So what's not to love?

Topics discussed:

1. Nick and Vanessa Lachey belong in jail
2. Reading is fundamental and we wish we could do it
3. Glicked
4. Non-English speakers in movies always have English accents

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• https://www.tylerhmead.com/

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We're back! After a long hiatus while Chris moved across country, we're officially in full swing again, and bringing you a talk about the 2016 slasher (stabber? poker?) Pitchfork, about a group of teens being hunted by a man with a pitchfork for a hand for... reason?

Topics discussed:

1. Murderous little girls
2. Straight ads in front of gay porn
3. Goat Story
4. Cow tipping
5. What would Freud think of this movie?

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After a brief hiatus, we're back, with the truly amazing bad movie Vampires: Brighter in Darkness. Vampires are real, y'all, and they're all gay, obviously. But otherwise they're not at all like the vampires you're used to. They can summon demon scorpions, and teleport, and hitch rides on the backs of airplanes, but mostly they just hiss at each other. They hiss so much.

Topics discussed:

1. Glen Powell's cannibalism story
2. What to do with $10 million
3. Pokemon again
4. AFI's hit song Miss Murder
5. Vampires, what are they exactly?

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This week, we watched the not-really-a-movie movie Brooklyn Bizarre. It's 80-90% montages of upsetting weirdo burlesque performances, and then there's a completely unexplained murder at the end, but join us as Eric tries to convince us that it actually means something.

Topics discussed:

1. What exactly is burlesque?
2. Chris describes a very short porno
3. Mumblecore movies that pretend they're gay movies
4. Russian accents
5. What exactly is a metaphor?

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This week we watched the 2023 slasher movie Departing Seniors. When a gay high-schooler is pushed down the stairs by bullies, the blow to his head that almost kills him actually gives him psychic powers, which he can use to see the future. He then uses that power to save his bullies (who, you may remember, just pushed him down the stairs) from a vengeful serial killer, it's unclear why, tbh

Topics discussed:

1. The 3 Body Problem is kind of a dumb show
2. But so are a lot of shows we like
3. Other movies that have psychic powers in them
4. Bad hair
5. Never forget that, in the comic books, Thanos wants to make love to a skeleton

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This week, we watched the 2005 rom-com Adam and Steve featuring Parker Posey and Chris Kattan (and starring two other people). We say rom-com, but there's not really any romance, nor is there any comedy. Instead, we're given confusing bits about family curses and a full performance of a song from the Sound of Music.

Topics discussed:

1. We watch a lot of tv shows and they're all more interesting to talk about than this movie
2. Hair in the 80's
3. 9/11
4. The hottest cowboys

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This week, we watched the 2018 thriller Devil's Path. When two obvious lunatics meet on a cruising ground within a state park, each with their own secrets, they begin a deadly game of cat and mouse. Or, at the very least, they wander the woods for about an evening, yelling at each other about whether love exists or not. The movie doesn't make much sense, but, hey, at least it only an hour and 22 minutes long.

Topics discussed:

1. The name of the pokemon Muk
2. The efficacy of half a deck of Tarot cards
3. Cruising and the movie Cruising
4. Brother fucking, yay or nay?

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This week, we watched the 1988 British film The Fruit Machine. Which, yes, does mean it's time for some positively terrible accents from us while we discuss a film where a couple of teenagers witness a murder, go on the run, get abused by a famous opera singer, and finally rescue a magical dolphin. It's a truly wild film.

Topics discussed:

1. Robbie Coltrane
2. Flipper's jean shorts
3. Are fish creatures?
4. Are dolphins fish?
5. What exactly is the X-Simulator?

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This week, we were joined by Seattle drag royalty Mark Finley to talk about the movie that he appears in, Holiday Heart. When a drag queen with the legal birth name of Holiday Heart (played by Ving Rhames) befriends an addict (Alfre Woodard), and her daughter, he puts all of his dreams on hold for the benefit of people who don't seem to deserve his kindness, or even want it. Also then he gets into a relationship with the addict's drug dealer/ex. It's all very strange.

Topics discussed:

1. What people care about in France
2. Tucking
3. The music of Super Smash Bros
4. The slowest moving car related death in history

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This week, we got into the Christmas spirit with the 2013 movie Scrooge and Marley, a gay retelling of A Christmas Carol that implies the two title characters will be in love, but they're not. It's mostly a faithful retelling of the Dickens story except that everyone is gay in it, and also they add Bruce Vilanch playing a real creep.

Topics discussed:

1. Chris has been radicalized to libertarianism (but not really)
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pride and Prejudice
3. Roommates who pee their pants
4. Ghosts with jobs
5. Judith Light!

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This week, we watched Baby Steps, the sequel to the 2018's Say Yes, which you may remember from a past episode, is about a woman with cancer who decides to set up her husband and her twin brother. In the sequel, they're still together, and from beyond the grave, she's decided to interfere in their lives further, this time by telling them that she froze some eggs and they should have her baby. Oh, and also there's a DPing scene

Topics discussed:

1. Air Bud doesn't go to their school, though!
2. Prom themes
3. Open relationships with very stringent rules
4. Ghosts
5. Women in gay porn

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This week, we watched The Singing Forest, a movie that we have a lot of theories and questions about. Questions like, "why?" and "wait, what?!" IMDb calls it "The worst LGBT movie ever," are they right? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. The Young Pope is younger than other popes
2. Reincarnation
3. Chris tries to remember the name of the movie Deadfall for a while
4. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps

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This week, we watched the 2022 "thriller" eXploited, which is in no way related to eXistenZ, despite their shared love of capitalizing letters in the middle of words. No, this one is about how online porn leads to murder. Or... not really murder, I guess. There's actually surprisingly little murder in this movie that sure makes you want to think it's about murder. But you do get a lot of weird fetishes!

Topics discussed:

1. Being given porn by basically strangers
2. Drunk guy fights
3. Why are people so bad at assembling monkeys?
4. 0.002% body fat
5. Eric's dorm room

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This week, we watched the 2006 homoerotic boarding school witch movie The Covenant, starring Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait. Although it's not a "gay movie" per se, it's actually surprisingly gay, and the swimming pool scene was important for a lot of gay teens in the early 2000's.

Topics discussed:

1. Incubi and the band Incubus
2. What exactly is a Darkling?
3. How many vaginas do spiders have?

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This week, we watched the 2020 movie Out of Body. When a demon is released from an orb (you know how all orbs have demons living inside them?), and possesses the body of Malcolm, it's up to his best friend Henry (who's secretly in love with him) to get it back. Or that's what the description on IMDb would have you believe. Mostly Malcolm just tries to get Henry laid from beyond the grave for some reason, and then the movie kind of ends.

Topics discussed:

1. America's favorite serial killer
2. Ginny Thomas's safe word
3. The difference between red and salmon
4. How would we include RuPaul in this movie?
5. This is why we never shake an orb

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This week, we watched the 2005 film Open Cam, which only served to reinforce for Chris that he's getting older and will someday die. A serial killer is stalking the streets of Washington DC, and specifically targeting the men in a DC based cam site, but don't worry because a mysterious gay detective (who may or may not be a ghost) is on the case. Will they figure out who did it before the audience does? Is the sex in this movie really happening? Why do all the dicks look so pixelated? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Holodeck-based sexual harassment
2. Sherry Pie schemes
3. Escort rates
4. The under-used 3rd Amendment
5. Mediterranean food

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This week, we (along with 6 million straight women) watched the 2023 movie Red, White and Royal Blue. A Rom-Com (but hold the com, please) about the son of a US president falling in love with the Prince of England. Despite being about gay people, it seems to have been made exclusively for a straight audience, and boy do we have some thoughts about that.

Topics discussed:

1. Boy, our politicians are old
2. Accents
3. Eric hates on the British
4. Where the butthole is
5. The President and Vice President should be best friends

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This week, we watched the 2012 Rob Williams film The Men Next Door. When a sad sack without any real friends starts dating both a father and his son at the same time, he has to make a choice, and it'll involve retelling the story to four different people in great detail.

Topics discussed:

1. Cake blindness
2. So much incest
3. Chris describes The Green Lantern is Gay!: An XXX Porn Parody
4. Juggler Bottoms

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This week, we watched the 2018 young adult film Love, Simon, a movie that's about 50% emails. When a closetted gay teen is blackmailed with emails that he sent to another closetted gay teen, it leads to a dramatic coming out that will have everyone in his life going "oh, okay. That's fine"

Topics discussed:

1. How many emails do I have to wait before I send a dick pic?
2. Bullying bullies
3. Cabaret
4. Internalized homophobia

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This week, we watched the 2006 made for HereTV movie Deadly Skies, starring future neo-con Antonio Sabato Jr. When an planet killer asteroid threatens to crash into the Earth, it's up to a plucky band of scientists and two gay Air Force guys to save the world by turning on a secret laser everyone knows about but no one wants them to use. This is another HereTV movie that they made with a gay version and a straight version, although this time we all got on the same page and watched the gay version.

Topics discussed:

1. We tantalize Drew by describing some bad tattoos we've seen recently
2. Social media
3. The conservative bent of HereTV
4. Where is the butthole?

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This week, we watched the 2023 slasher movie Fire Island, not to be confused with the 2022 rom-com Fire Island. It may or may not be a sequel to past We Read Movies flick Last Ferry (it's not), and it may or may not even be a gay movie, but we have fun with it.

Topics discussed:

1. Sequel naming conventions
2. Magneto wasn't real
3. What straight people think drag is
4. Too much SVU?

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This week, after some mild technical difficulties, we're back! And we watched the 2013 gay hitman flick Triple Crossed, starring and directed by the very good sport friend of the pod Sean Paul Lockhart. When an ex-marine is given a job to kill the ex boyfriend of his friend and sometimes lover... you know what? This plot is incomprehensibe. but we had fun with it anyway

Topics discussed:

1. Oroborous porn
2. The laws around faking your own death
3. Gay LFO
4. How to do crimes badly

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This week, we watched the 2012 rom(?)-com(?) Love Or Whatever, the film that dared to ask the question, "can bi people be trusted?" And that also dares to answer the question, "no. They cannot." Also, it dares to ask the question, "what's Meredith from the Office been up?" And the answer to that question will shock you.

Topics discussed:

1. Rumplestiltskin's name
2. People who think puppets are people
3. How many sex positions are there, exactly?
4. The Same Girl song doesn't make any sense

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This week, we watched the 2007 Rob Williams (not to be confused with Robin Williams) movie Back Soon. When a straight drug dealer gets a horny dead lady's ghost inside his body, he turns gay for her widower, who turns gay for him too through the power of sleepwalking. It's a very confusing plot, but it's also very boring.

Topics discussed:

1. The difference between Ding Dongs, HoHos and Cupcakes (hint, there isn't one)
2. Weird food combinations
3. "Gang banger hair"
4. Exposition dialogue

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This week, we watched the 2022 body horror (or so we were led to believe) movie Swallowed. When a gay guy and his best straight friend get roped into being drug mules, they find out that the condoms full of drugs they swallowed to cross the Canadian border were actually weirdo bug eggs that are hatching inside of them. And then there's an extended fisting scene.

Topics discussed:

1. The chemical makeup of squirt
2. Licking toads
3. Sex rooms
4. Fist shaped foods

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This week, for the podcast's three-year birthday, after threatening to do it for so long, we decided to torture ourselves by watching the Kevin James and Adam Sandler movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. That's right we sat through every minute of this TWO HOUR LONG movie (that's about an hour and a half of fat jokes) so that you don't have to.

CONTENT WARNING: This movie uses sexual assault as a punchline a lot, and we discuss the movie doing that.

Topics discussed:

1. The many better scripts of Alexander Payne
2. What's the deal with Nick Swardson?
3. Fellas, is it gay to have good hip flexibility?

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This week, we watched the very recent M. Night Shyamalan movie Knock At the Cabin. Ostensibly a movie with gay main characters, and we don't want to spoil the twist for you, but it ends up being quite possibly the most offensive movie we've ever seen, both because it's actually offensive and because it's deeply boring, but man does it make plane crashes funny.

Topics discussed:

1. A brand new JFK assassination theory
2. The binding of isaac (the story, not the game, although the game's rad)
3. How do helicopters work?
4. The god of the bible is a pretty evil dude (or lady)
5. Chris is gonna get Eric to watch Supernatural somehow

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This week, we invited our good friends Mike and Kyle back to watch the fourth and most excruciating of the Eating Out movies: Drama Camp. A camp of queer people out in the woods, secret identities, bizarre rules against sex? It sounds like the hit Kevin Bacon movie They/Them, but no, the only thing this movie slashed was our free time. Come join us for the Q. Allan Brocka movie that made us say "you know, now that I think about it, the second one wasn't that bad."

Topics discussed:

1. Straight scholarships
2. Chloë Sevigny
3. Shakespearean adaptations
4. What if cuckold porn followed the biological definition of the word?

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• https://www.gayishpodcast.com/

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This week, we watched the 1990 Eric Idle, Andrea Martin, Robert Downey Jr., and Ralph Macchio movie Too Much Sun. After a murdered millionaire's will stipulates that one of his gay children will have to produce a child of their own, they'll have to engage in some wacky farcical adventures to get their inheritance. Will they succeed? Does Eric Idle play gay offensively? Is Robert Downey Jr on coke for the whole movie? Does a gay guy do oral on a woman? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Sex with a ghost
2. Sex with a virgin
3. We used to think gloryholes existed
4. Why did women find Michael Douglas attractive?
5. How much money would it take for you to have sex with a woman?

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This week, we watched the very strange and David Cronenberg-ian 2007 movie Socket. After he's struck by lightning and develops electricity vampire powers, a doctor joins up with a group of other electricity vampires for a party-and-play metaphor that ends in multiple murders. Does it make sense? Not really. Does it involve some plug and socket-related body horror? You better believe it does.

Topics discussed:

1. Butt-Chugging
2. Chris describes a porno
3. Underwear designed for people with small butts
4. Porn parodies

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This week, we're late in discussing the Hallmark original Christmas movie Dashing in December. It's your standard Hallmark fare, guy from the big city tries to shut down the struggling horse ranch his mom (Andie MacDowell) owns, only to fall in love with her employee. We know, we know, we meant to do it before Christmas, but stuff happened.

Topics discussed:

1. The movie Hot to Trot
2. The Hallmark/Great American Family feud
3. Gender neutral names
4. CEOs on coke

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This week, we watched the Shannen Doherty and Robert Gant gay spy thriller Kiss Me Deadly, produced for Here TV. Well, one of us did. The other two watched a straight-washed recut of this movie aired at appearing on other networks, and it takes us a really long time to figure out that we watched basically a different movie.

Topics discussed:

1. Eric is finally finished with Charmed
2. Why do people think allergies aren't real?
3. What exactly IS amnesia?
4. Everything should be part of the Kenny Kwon-iverse

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This week, we talked for a solid three and a half hours about the 85 minute long movie A Wedding Most Strange, and then Chris painstakingly took out a bunch of weird tangents to cut it down to the length it is now. The movie was so very deeply and maniacally weird that it just broke our brains. Listen along to our descent into madness

Topics discussed:

1. Charmed
2. Cushion Fluffing
3. What we remember about Friends
4. Drag queens with the worst fashions
5. What if this movie starred the lead singer of The Cure?

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This week, we watched the recent Buzzfeed Productions movie My Fake Boyfriend, an incoherent tale of what happens when you make a fake boyfriend for social media, but afterwards realize you want to be with a handsome chef whose arms are muscular beyond belief. Also, it asks the very important question, is there such a thing as a celebrity stunt man?

Topics discussed:

1. The suspicious death of Swedish economist Dag Hammarskjöld
2. Homemade soup
3. How to tell your mom you're just "regular gay" without disappointing her
4. Edibles are no joke y'all

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It's every gay's favorite holiday, Halloween! So to get into the spooky spirit we watched the not-explicitly-gay-but-oh-so-gay horror movie Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Featuring several naked male butts, a very sexual shower death, and rubber play sheets, this is perhaps the gayest movie we've ever done.

Topics discussed:

1. What does Freddy Kruger's dick look like?
2. Birds are a weird pet to have
3. What exactly are Pokemon?
4. The sweatiest people in Hollywood

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This week, for Spooky Season we watched the recent LGBTQ+ Kevin Bacon horror movie They/Them, about a killer who's stalking a gay conversion camp. Except, it's barely a horror movie, since the kids are in no danger, and the only people getting slashed are the jerks who run the camp. And because it bares a certain similarity to his book, Surrender Your Sons, we invited Adam Sass to come talk about it with us.

Topics discussed:

1. Tim Curry's hatred of Scrappy Doo
2. Shirley Markowitz
3. DoesTheDogDie.com
4. Gay sex angles
5. Victorian babydoll heads on grown men's bodies

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• https://www.adamsassbooks.com/
• https://bookshop.org/books/the-99-boyfriends-of-micah-summers/9780593464786
• https://bookshop.org/books/surrender-your-sons/9781635830613

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This week, we watched the 2018 gay christian movie At the End of the Day, about a bigot who learns, through subterfuge and the power of love, to be slightly less bigotted. Featuring inappropriate pranks and even more inappropriate eating, the movie left us with a couple of questions, like "is this even a gay movie?"

Topics discussed:

1. What's Kyle's whole deal?
2. Why is Bruce a gay name?
3. The correct pronunciation of gif
4. Monster energy drink is not one of god's creations

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This week, we watched the fourth and final (until we get that Kickstarter off the ground) movie in the Donald Strachey mysteries, Ice Blues. The most comprehensible and therefore the least fun of the series, it's also his least gay, but don't worry, we'll still find plenty to talk about, like how much killing a man with his bare hands seems to turn Strachey's husband on.

Topics discussed:

1. Why do bearer bonds exist?
2. What would you name your lawfirm?
3. This title doesn't make any sense
4. Pizza crime

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This week, we watched the 2006 movie House of Adam. Done by the same director as past episode D'Agostino, this movie purports to be a gay ghost story, but the ghost doesn't show up for until the last 5 minutes or so. Instead we get about 40 minutes of corporate intrigue, some straight people who are very game for violating the Geneva Conventions in the name of justice, and an unintentionally hilarious hate crime.

Topics discussed:

1. What is Detective School?
2. Chris describes a porno
3. Sexy ghosts
4. Eric is able to remember the name of Kyra Sedgwick
5. No, seriously, what is Detective School?

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This week, we watched the 2018 movie anthology. No, not that Shadowlands... No, not that Shadowlands either... The other one. The gay one. Okay, well, they made a gay movie called Shadowlands and someone fucks a ghost in it. It's not surprising that you've never heard of it, but I promise you it's real. You can watch it on Tubi if you want, but don't bother, it wasn't good. Anyway, that's the movie we watched this week

Topics discussed:

1. Which painting would you have sex with?
2. Ghost sex
3. The mysterious death of Edgar Allan Poe
4. What do our dreams mean?

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This week, we watched the 1980 Al Pacino movie Cruising, about a serial killer stalking the gay S&M cruising community, and the undercover cop who maybe catches him. Or maybe is the killer himself? The movie's very confusing, but what we do know is that someone's getting fisted in the background of one of the scenes, so we're on board!

Topics discussed:

1. The best thing to shoplift
2. Jim Varney's extra skin
3. How can Punch and Judy be more fun?
4. One of the wildest scenes we've ever seen
5. How to catch a serial killer who has no sperm

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This week, as a supplement to our episode on Stonewall, we had the incomparable Matt Baume on to talk to us about queer representation both before and after the Stonewall riots. Join us as we learn about the history of queer portrayals in media, from anti-gay propaganda films up to that time Archie Bunker met a trans woman

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• https://twitter.com/mattbaume?lang=en

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This week, because it's Pride Month, we talked about the 2015 movie Stonewall, the movie that asked, what if we took a real event and replaced almost all the black people in it with one bland white dude? Also, they throw in a little fem shaming and a weird third act kidnapping,

Topics discussed:

1. The Corndog Killer
2. How to hide your porn
3. Gay directors making gay movies for straight people
4. Mercifully we DON'T talk about kink at Pride discourse
5. Is J. Edgar Hoover in this movie?

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This week, Chris texted the group while drunk on a Wednesday at 12:30am and said "guys we NEED to do the 2011 movie Hold Your Peace. The movie is super boring, it's about a guy who's trying to break up his ex's wedding. But the bachelor party scene is incredible!" (There were a lot more spelling errors in the text, but we sheltered you from that) Was Chris right? Was the bachelor party incredible, or merely deeply upsetting? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. The rules of King's Cup
2. MLM sex toy parties
3. Straight Simpson's incest porn pop-ups on gay websites
4. Twink shaming
5. What's the sluttiest kind of clothing and why is it a tuxedo?

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Sorry it's late! Chris decided to eat at a disreputable but delicious teriyaki place and then be bedridden for 3 days with the worst case of food poisoning he's ever had, but this week, we watched the 2017 movie Kept Boy. When an aging sugar baby feels his boyfriend falling for the pool boy, he tries to win him back through trickery. But is it really him who's being tricked? Or the audience, by the most ridiculous twist ending we've ever seen?

Also, will this experience teach Chris anything about being more selective about where he eats? Probably not

Topics discussed:

1. Chris describes more of the gay porno "Boy Band"
2. That time when Elon Musk injecting twink blood
3. Tom Bombadil but gay
4. Scheme, heists, capers and hijinx
5. The sexual preferences of owls

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm