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We're back after a bit of a hiatus talking all about our thoughts on Deathloop, Crab Game, arcade rhythm games, Chicory, and more.

This week we talk more Dyson Sphere Program and just a tad bit more Runescape. . Blake played through 12 minutes and has some choice words for that game. But before that we reminisce about our favorite RTS games and what makes them so great to us. We also gush about Ocarina of Time Randomizers, and Brad's finished There Is No Game so the VGS crew preps for a rap battle in our full spoiler section.

Brad plays Runescape.

We give our opinions on this year's E3/Summer Games Fest lineup and talk all about Knockout City. Nothing has ever brought back Middle School ptsd as much as this game.

This week Brad and Blake talk about Gauntlet and co-op experiences like it. Blake finished Resident Evil 8 and gives his thoughts on its ending and Ethan Winters being stupid dumb. We also discuss There Is No Game, which Blake started recently, which leads to giving some thoughts on the pros and cons of meta-games. We also discuss how video games were a way to socialize, meet, and interact with kids our age in middle and high school, and how parents just don't get it. Let me play League of Legends all night, mom I'm gonna go pro soon.

Brad and Blake talk all about the Hooters of Video Games this week, bars with cosplayers as the bartenders and what that means for gamers looking for that special lady. Brad's been playing Immortals Fenyx Rising, and oh boy Zeus has got some zingers in it. We knew the Greek Gods were hot, but we didn't know they were so quirky??? Blake picked up the Ratchet and Clank remake to prepare for the new one, and continues to jump between Mass Effect and Resident Evil 8. 

Blake's played a lot more of Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, and we both talk about our first experiences playing Mass Effect and discovering the Citadel. We also discuss choking hazards for children and how close we have come to death in our own lives. But the bulk of this week was taken up by our full spoilery discussion of Outer Wilds. We have thoughts on our place in the Universe, and how the game is so good at making you feel smart.

More and more Outer Wilds chat this week as Brad makes his way through the game. But first we discuss the Saints Rowification of Saints Row 4, and Blake talks about his experience with Resident Evil VIIage and compares it to the atmosphere that RE 7 created. Move out of the way Merchant, cause the Duke's here to take control.

Brad and Blake get into a productive discussion about practices of the Sacrament in church, and come up with some ways that might make it more exciting for newer audiences. Blake's severely affected by the spookiness of Resident Evil 7 while prepping for Village next week. Brad regales us with stories from his unique first hours of Outer Wilds and the adventures that come along with it. We also talk about the Thousand Year Door, seventy dollar games, the upcoming Mass Effect Legendary Edition, and more.

Blake's confused about where Jak and Daxter are in the new Jak and Daxter: Rift Apart game, so Brad tries to clear things up for him. Brad acquires brand new cutting edge technology to allow his gamecube gaming to ascend to the next level and we talk all about super monkey ball's rise and fall as well as how indie devs are able to capitalize on nostalgia better than the companies themselves. We share thoughts on Outer Wilds, GRIS, the reported Last of Us Remake, and more.

Another week, another video game. And this week, it's Oddworld: Soulstorm! Brad's picked up this one to give us the latest and greatest scoop. Or in this case, the latest and mediocrest. We also discuss the Outer Wilds, A Hat in Time, and Before Your Eyes.

We will never know what Justin thinks of Horizon: Zero Dawn. That's because he decided to leave the podcast, and now he's gone but not forgotten, and forever in our hearts. Now without the sexiest voice, Blake and Brad will try to continue on with their gaming endeavors, this week talking extensively about Rhythm Doctor, an incredible new rhythm game in early access. This game not only saved the lives of the patients in the game, but it revitalized our hearts.

Brad's played a bunch of Monster Hunter Rise this week, which may put him down the path of thousands of hours lost to the Hunts. But that just means more content for the pod! It also cured his broken shoulder??? Yeah, it's that good. Justin finished up Days Gone just to spite it, not because he liked it. That means he can move onto a good game, Horizon Zero Dawn. More robot dinosaurs, less riding bikes. Justin and Blake refresh their relationships with It Takes Two and gush about the incredible platforming and co-op accomplishments of it.

We open with an important question: How do you wipe? Email us your answers please. Blake's reporting back after playing a ton of Outer Worlds this week. We all have opinions on the Bethesda/Obsidian combat system and it's lack of crunchiness. Brad's anger towards Bravely Default 2's lack of change comes to a peak, and Justin shares his progress in Days Gone as well as his thoughts on its stellar writing, particularly when it comes to its main character.

Brad reached enlightenment through personal turmoil this week and shares his inspirational tale. Justin's week has been just as spiritual after conquering the ps5. We discuss Demon's Souls and it's  place in the From Softverse, Days Gone, Stephen's Sausage Roll once again, Slay the Spire, Stardew Valley, and more.

Blake and Brad are both broken this week when Justin announces his PS5 acquisition, we talk about how Bravely Default is pumping out clones, Valheim is still incredible, Justin sucks at Dark Souls 3, Blake is coming out with his new hit single and we all agree that Hatris is the greatest game ever.

Chuck E. Cheese and Cicis Pizza get out of the way because we're coming for you. With the Nintendo Direct and Sony's State of Play both out this last week, we come to you with the spiciest and sexiest takes on all this elite gaming news. From Sifu to the incredible Skyward Sword remaster to Project Rectangle, we've got you covered.

Blake talks about Little Nightmares 2, Justin vouches for Valheim, and Brad continues to replay Celeste to finish the dlc.

The boys reminisce over their animal crossing memories, Justin admits he opened his first smash bros. dogfighting ring, the boys can't handle their DLC! Mass Effect Legendary edition is being mismanaged by people who want to suppress creativity and Brad has a wholesome experience playing a multiplayer game.

Out of the three of us, Justin's the only one that has stock in GME. So any of the profits he makes has to be split between us and none of the losses come from us. Sorry Justin. As we transition to become a financial advising podcast, we also discuss Dungeon Warfare and it's crunchy towers, Virtual Desktop, Jedi: Fallen Order, and Ghosts of Tsushima. Put all of your money into Toys 'R' Us stocks please.

The sexy boys talk about all the goodies in the Resident Evil showcase, Blake talks about his experience with What Remains of Edith Finch, and other shenanigans.

Sausage, Sausage, and more Sausage Everything Stephen's Sausage Roll and Baba is You! In This weeks episode we also anticipate the Resident Evil Showcase by talking about how bad the RE3 remake is, Justin begins his One Piece journey, while gushing over Ori and the Blind Forest.

We want to fuck Joshua Dela Cruz. EA's losing it's star wars exclusivity, but that doesn't mean we're losing our exclusive deal with quality content this week. The sexies discuss what would make quality character customization in a future star wars game (genitals were mentioned), Ikenfall, My Friend Pedro(bananas were mentioned), Fallout 4, and Stephen's Sausage Roll(sausages were mentioned), and Horse genitalia (horse genitalia was mentioned). Grab a bucket for this one, cause we're reaching new heights.

The lads are back again to go through their individual top five gaming moments. What makes the list? What doesn't? Do we take it seriously? All these questions and more are answered in our first podcast of the new year.

In this weeks episode, Sony destroys anything Cyberpunk 2077 and CD Projekt Red is opening multiple lawsuits with THEMSELVES? We all talk about how video games taught us everything we know while gushing over every aspect of persona 5. To finish things off Justin decides to take his first steps into Hades and talks about all the shit he broke as a kid due to pent-up video game rage.

You read that right, anime is in the forefront of Blake's mind this week as he plays through Persona 5 Royal for the first time. We're all shapeshifters here at Video Game Sexy,  at Poe's masquerade. We're hiding both face and mind, and also Justin's playing Death Stranding. Hideo Kojima's decisions are baffling. Are they serious? Are they funny? We have no idea, but they definitely exist. Get your decks of cards out for Legends of Runeterra, because Brad's got his.

Finally, one of the most hyped games of all time has arrived, and all the boys are rearing and ready to talk about it. Also, Justin broke his leg.

Blake gushes over his brand new Playstation 5, while the pathetic Brad and Justin are stuck with last generation garbage, during their suffering Brad realizes he is a Jedi and is pissed that he can't be an alien. People like Zelda so let's talk about Nintendo's bad game design, to finish off the boys take a trip in a submarine and resign to their fate in the murky depths of Barotrauma.

Blake sat on his ass after a kidney biopsy this week, finished way too many games, and rants a little too much about them. Since one of those games is Control, we talk all things Remedy while Justin recounts his recent playthrough of Max Payne 3, but unfortunately there are no witty one liners here. Brad's disappointed in the roguelike Gonner and joins the hate train on Catherine Fullbody because Vincent is just so fucking stupid.

These last weeks the sexy boys have been on the hunt for a PS5, with no luck, and lay down their frustrations. Blake gushes and rants about Subnautica, Justin gives us looking into some insider Capcom info, and Brad tells everyone about Naughty Dog's many Golden Joysticks. Also, Blake is a god gamer, and there is absolutely no proof to the contrary.

Brad has some big news today as he announces to us he's received exclusive oof tickets to Lil Nas X's Roblox concert, Blake dives deeper into Subnautica and blames House Flipper VR for his lack of motivation to clean house, and Justin discovers how many ways he can enjoy the 1993 classic Doom.

Justin's jiu jitsu finger injury takes center stage this week as he cries like a baby about it, but in between his tears we discuss Subnautica, Smite, switch controllers, the xbox 360 elite, and how Justin games the system at Gamestop to come out on top.

All things horror, Dead space, Silent hill, Five Nights at Freddy's, Outlast, the Easter bunny. What makes a spoopy game good or bad? we talk about our favorite scary games, and perhaps the scariest topic we have ever covered, the horrors of the video game industry! 

Brad talks a bit more on Crusader Kings 3, Blake's been playing lots of Hades and ready to give the hot scoop, and Justin is continuing his journey through the Half Life Franchise. We realize the dark side of Viva Pinata that rewards child slaughter, while also accepting that Roblox is the best game that has ever existed. Then we wind down some heartwarming stories from Christmas.

God of War is a game that we all played, we got Muse Dash, Amazon gripes, the Oculus Quest 2 is out and your privacy is gone, Justin starts his virtual army in VR chat, Brad gets his sick kicks in Crusader Kings 3, and Blake quits video games.

We know nothing about Cyberpunk 2077 but we'll pretend to have opinions anyway.  Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss the recent news about Cyberpunk 2077's toll on it's workers, as well as the recent news of the Paper Mario: The Origami King's toll on Brad. Justin's been on vacation and decides to spend his time cleaning virtual houses on his computer in House Flipper, Blake's been playing some Picross 3D- Round 2, and Brad's starting to play Indivisible and My Friend Pedro.

In this week's heated discussion we visit The Last of Us and Outbreak Day, bash Uncharted Lost Legacy's horrible game design along with Duck Tales, No Straight Roads, Stick it to The Man, Red Dead, and we light the fire under Bioware's Mass Effect series.

Everyone's talking about the Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and now, so are we. Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss whether Daisy, Peach, or Rosalina are our pick for best Mario waifu in another heated week of gaming debates. We also discuss Xbox's purchase of Bethesda, Ultrakill, All Hail the Cook-o-tron and the state of VR, Harry Potter: Legacy, and sneaking food into the movie theater.

An intimate and heated debate about Skyward Sword arises after Blake's troubled views on Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice reveal themselves. But first, Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss their phallically-shaped recording setup, the Playstation 5 prices, Demon's Souls, and the highly anticipated Harry Potter RPG.

Brad wanted to talk about Tony Hawk, so we talk about Tony Hawk, our experiences riding skateboards, Helltaker, the Mario 3D collection, and how Donkey Kong 64 had no right to be as arousing as it was. Artwork created by @artoftintin on Instagram, music created by Santiago Luna @hitscircleswithwood on Instagram.

In this episode Blake, Brad, and Justin discuss Dishonored, The Sims, Oblivion, and everyone shares their own experiences with poopy underwear.

In our first ever episode of Video Game Sexy, the boys discuss high school showers, Factorio, The Sexy Brutale, XCOM 2, and Justin's connection with a young boy who wants to be Sonic.