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The three grown men reminisce on days of old, and attempt a stunt to unite art and science.

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The first time the 3 of us all chilled together. This should be weird as f**k...

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Jay and Matthew are finally able to open up about several newer, never-before-discussed topics, then they hold their very own "AMA" conducted by PJ Evans. Basically, they provided their preferences after PJ ended up near them by chance. But once they were able to sync up, they figured might as well let the good times roll! Patrons get to hear plenty of extra chit chat and a very special New Year Song! patreon.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Jay and Matthew discuss being born, Raging Waters, and the guys at the park. Patrons can hear them finish the ep on a blue note, telling dirty jokes before encountering a very close -- and very ill -- friend from an earlier episode. The friend actually looks kind of wan, which is cause for concern. Unfortunately, their sick friend is not available for free listeners. Check this out, yo: patron.com/thosetimelesscreatives

Another ep. This should be rich. Jay and Matthew celebrate New Years Eve in style, sitting in the shade at an outdoor concert with comediennes Edy Modica and Eliza Kimberly. Standup comedy hijinks ensue.

Jon Daly teaches Jay and Matthew how to do improv comedy. Things don't exactly go as planned. Yeah.

Jay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.

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Jay and Matthew approach the heart of the matter regarding what the holiday season legitimately means, they discuss the merits of programs focusing on traveling abroad, and they tap into Rajat Suresh's creative process, including how he eventually landed the pilot. Thank you Rajat and everybody!

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Jay and Matthew discuss custody issues, mental illness, and a man who visits Egypt. After an aborted attempt to drink teas and juices, they enjoy the sun’s last dying rays with Montreal-based artist Summer (@heaberald), who opens up about who she really is and what it is she is all about.

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Joe Pera's entire episode is now unlocked and available for the first time, for free! We hope you enjoy.

Kickass director Jason Woliner takes a choo choo train to chill with Those Timeless Creatives. He discusses his new film, which is already emerging as one of Amazon Prime Video's most legendary movies ever, and opens up in a big way about his feelings on the alternative comedy scene. Plus, Patreon subscribers get the opportunity to hear us get... well... how else can we put this... DRUNK!

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Finally Robin, Jay, and Matthew all became friends with each other. It was long overdue but they were psyched when it happened. They appreciated each other all day and night, having one excellent conversation after another. Later, they found themselves at a club that blasted a great new song at max volume. They capped everything off to grab some late nite eats, and they wish to do it all over again soon. Robin Hatch's new album Noise is available here.

After taking several of his homemade vaccines, Jay and Matthew gladly find themselves inside a cringeworthy area or realm. That said, there were some useful problems or aspects to be gained in there/it, and at a minimum several boss ass moments. These include an experience with @joef233 and @oldfriend99, who take the opportunity to explain who it is they actually are and what it is they are all about, insofar as that's possible.

Jay and Matthew use an “inflatable cuff” to measure a cardinal vital sign that guides both acute and long-term clinical decision making...blood pressure, aka BP! Shortly afterwards, Raina Morris (@quakerraina) came by to discuss Waluigi’s maniacal nature, Nelson’s foyer, and where to get the best beer.

Jay and Matthew discuss recent events in Southern California and convene with Brian Fiddyment to go over some old and good times that were had on a dinner date (digitally re-enacted by Candace Carrizales).

Jay and Matthew decide to screw around and open up a bit. This episode they had the pleasure of chilling with awesome comedian Jo Firestone. It had been a while since they all hungout in the past, so it was nice to catch up, chat about their past, and even get into fast food horror stories! This should be interesting...

They all hope to hangout again soon.

Jay and Matthew go all the way to London to tour with UCAP’s audio wizards: England’s own @svengunderssen, as well as fellow North American @eckhart_lol. Hijinks ensue. Hijinks include but are not limited to a "stoned" visit to a certain henge and a spirited discussion of Aeroplanes, Carriages, and Lorries.

Jay and Matthew decide to mess around with a guitar just to see what would happen. They then find American comedian DJ Douggpound lingering in the hallway and discuss what makes him tick, namely 19th-century Realism and Monty Python.

Episode 19 should be of interest to fans of Those Timeless Creatives and to fans of DJ Douggpound, though it has crossover appeal for fans of podcasts in general. It's definitely worth a listen if you have the time to spare.

Jay and Matthew "chat it up" about their pet peeves, what pilots should NOT say to the air travelers, and a new strange friend with Hamtramck-based filmmaker and designer Steve Smith.

Jay and Matthew (Those Timeless Creatives) tackle sisterhood, global warming, and the value of human life. YouTuber and musician Ben Levin joins them for a spirited discussion about the relative merits of travel and music.

Jay and Matthew discuss dreams, direct sunlight, and alma maters with American comedian, visual artist, and filmmaker Alan Resnick.

Jay and Matthew discuss the financial side of Up Close and Personal, which IS admittedly a business venture, and Jay shares news about a new creative project he’s working on with his significant other. Those Timeless Creatives also go down memory lane with Los Angeles-based comedian Brandon Wardell.

Jay and Matthew lay into the Los Angeles comedy scene, ants, and Clifford the Big Red Dog with wonderful comedian Kimberly Clark. Luckily Kim was totally down to meet up and chill with TTC at a Cat Cafe, where they all spent way more time with cats than usual.

Jay and Matthew “joined the flies” at an outdoor camping site this week. The campsite was beautiful, and they kept their voices low during quiet time. Luckily, the wonderful artist Salina Ladha biked over to join them in the AM to discuss Canada’s immensity and regional cuisine.

Jay and Matthew muse over what it would be like if cave people had internet access, and also try to find a good spot to relocate a certain Cheeto-colored bastard. Those Timeless Creatives then finally find out what makes @Jessi_Rihanna tick. Having Jessi in the studio really is a dream. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to call us at ‪(978) 616-7992‬.

Jay and Matthew discuss echo chambers, meatspace, the hobby of astronomy, and Twitter's ridiculous nature with Emmy-nominated editor, director, and writer Vera Drew. Stay tuned for Vera's new film, The People's Joker. In the meantime, tune in for the latest episode of her show, Hot Topics. Thanks for listening and have a great rest of the week!

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Jay and Matthew are sleeping inside Nick Thune's peculiar Canadian cabin for this rainy episode. They chat it up about The Velvet Underground, iPod's "shuffle" feature, and the fine silver silk that cascades out of Nick Thune's TV.  Subscribe to Nick's podcast "Goodnight Kiss" if you'd like to be tucked in by Thune himself.

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Jay Weingarten and Matthew Goldin hit the road to pick up their guest Tim Heidecker from the airport. Tim Heidecker is an American comedian, writer, director, actor, and musician.

Those Timeless Creatives is releasing its first ever film on Friday, May 29th. It's called "Spin!" and it's only available on eternal.tv.

Jay and Matthew dish about their guilty pleasure of reality shows and what makes them so trashy. Those Timeless Creatives also talk with their old buddy Travis Rust about his diver's certification, old good times, and the 3 even howl like wild animals. Subscribe to Travis' zine for more lit madness: https://forms.gle/Ai2wjooAbU2x1Ret7

Now you can hear Rajat's entire episode for free...very cool.

Jay and Matthew discuss "the haircut from Hell" and what makes working at Archer so bizarre. We also talk with guest Julia Mounsey about the intricacies of creative partnerships,  bathroom keys, and Larry King's errors.

Julia’s livestream show “Less” premieres on May 21. Watch here: https://www.twitch.tv/lesslesslessless

Jay and Matthew tackle the bottled water vs tap controversy. We also delve into matrimonial shenanigans, time management, and good etiquette with guest Donny Divanian, whose remarkable show The Dress Up Gang is available on the TBS website, TBS app, and video on demand.

Jay and Matthew discuss the the relationship between consumption under Late Capitalism to animal sacrifice. Patricia Richardson "drops in" to discuss her latest read, relate an amusing anecdote about camera operators, and to challenge Those Timeless Creatives to think more deeply about the future of this podcast. Their discussion with Patricia covers every altitude, from Hell and its creepy caves to distant Heaven above us.

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Stay tuned for more info on our upcoming film release on eternal.tv as well as our Zoom party!

Jay and Matthew discuss cremation, rats with wings, and the value of Fortnite Battle Royale and other "stressbuster" games with Grammy award-winning singer Mitch Grassi, who also shows off some cool new dance moves!

Those Timeless Creatives also announce their new film, set to be released in May on eternal.tv.

Stay tuned for the upcoming Zoom party to celebrate 100 reviews on Apple Podcasts. Expect games galore - plus music from DJs Sven Gunderssen and Eckhart lol! For more updates, follow @retiredweirdos on Twitter and @thosetimelesscreatives on Instagram.