Explore every episode of the podcast Undelivered Promises with 2 Characters and a Clown
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| It’s a Matrilineal Society… | 18 Apr 2025 | 01:39:25 | |
The Boys are joined by our resident Jew Expert, Amos Glick and lunch on Korean Sticky Ribs. Amos spills the tea on being a real live working actor in Hollywood and Debuts a new single, Jimmy talks shit and wonders if he should have gone the Hollywood route, Johnny likes a sesame sprinkle and rocks a vintage tee and RJ likes it clean. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Fermentation Situation... | 11 Apr 2025 | 01:24:42 | |
The Boys eat Some Low Country Sticky Chicken over Popcorn Rice. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Bassment of Horrors... | 07 Feb 2025 | 01:32:52 | |
Jimmy had a Catastrophic Atmospheric/Lutherie-Centric Failure, Johnny waxes Vexillogically whilst listening to FM Radio, RJ discovers that people do Podcasts for Monetary Gain and our LawyerBozo Adam phones in with Pizza updates and ball-busting. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The French Broad Chocolates… | 19 May 2023 | 00:31:02 | |
The boys are on a break. RJ is in Maryland, Jimmy interviews Kathy M., and Johnny does squadoosh. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Yoko Ono - Famous Speed Skater | 12 May 2023 | 01:22:56 | |
The boys eat heart-healthy Caesar chicken wraps, and taste test competition queso. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Cuppa Kufi... (p.2)...Electric Boogaloo | 05 May 2023 | 00:58:25 | |
Johnny high-fives a stranger, RJ skins a couch, and Jimmy remembers a scam. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Cuppa Kufi... (p.1) | 28 Apr 2023 | 01:12:32 | |
The boys tell tales while lunching on pork carnitas. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Peanut Sauce... | 21 Apr 2023 | 01:18:35 | |
The boys enjoy Thai food, and open more gifts from Bozos! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Meat Donuts... | 14 Apr 2023 | 01:12:56 | |
The boys are back in studio, aka RJ’s house, and are devouring piroshkis! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Jimmy Slonina, Old & Unimproved... | 07 Apr 2023 | 01:14:40 | |
The boys are in separate undisclosed locations. RJ gives out coloring books as gifts, Jimmy was an asshole to guests, Johnny doesn’t know Buddy Hackett’s son, and Bozos send gifts! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Three Middle-Aged White Guys... | 31 Mar 2023 | 01:03:42 | |
The boys chat with ChatGPT. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The BIG 5-0... | 24 Mar 2023 | 01:11:20 | |
The boys celebrate 50 episodes with “Greek Cubanos” and mystery cake & ice cream. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| A Lot of Salt & Bee & Wasp Talk... | 17 Mar 2023 | 01:31:39 | |
The boys enjoy cheesy grits with crawfish and a poached egg! Johnny likes eggs on almost anything, Jimmy explains the couch law, and RJ has a short-lived career as a body percussionist. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Ramekin Skywalker... | 31 Jan 2025 | 01:31:04 | |
The Boys dine on Ponzu Braised Short Ribs over Sticky Rice with Roasted Garlic Chili Broccolini and recap their recent vacations. Jimmy makes his seed get a job to pay for a BIG purchase, Johnny updates us on “Flag Neighbor” and informs us that his Pop’s speaks fluent Laotian, and RJ tries too hard to get his dollar back. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Whitney Houston Holocaust Show... | 10 Mar 2023 | 01:19:47 | |
The boys are joined by Piff the Magic Dragon! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Are Ya Gay Yet? | 03 Mar 2023 | 01:44:50 | |
Our longest episode ever! The boys share tuna steak with the amazing Chris Brown! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Vegan Kosher Stripper... | 24 Feb 2023 | 01:14:30 | |
The boys are joined by “Brett Alters, Reasonable Person.” https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Dut Butt, Bibote!!! | 17 Feb 2023 | 01:23:26 | |
The boys are blown away by RJ’s Polish Chicken & Dumplings. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Hooker with a Heart of Gold... | 10 Feb 2023 | 01:24:11 | |
The boys warm their cockles with meat and potatoes. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Laughter Juice... | 03 Feb 2023 | 01:05:21 | |
On the menu today is the burger from “The Menu.” https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Dirty Sunday Gravy... | 27 Jan 2023 | 01:12:16 | |
Two of the boys imbibe down-home chicken noodle soup. One boy gets master stock. RJ breaks his toe, Johnny has a complaint about books, and Jimmy is speechless. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| A Hoshposh of Vacation Stories... | 20 Jan 2023 | 01:25:01 | |
Another delicious lunch from Ra Sushi! Johnny annoys himself, Jimmy loves lines, and RJ works for tips! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Reconnoiter… | 13 Jan 2023 | 00:55:28 | |
Late nite shenanigans and charcuterie sandwiches! RJ watches Dr. Oz, Johnny has been to so many weddings, and Jimmy’s wife cries. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Where My F*king Baseball?!?... | 06 Jan 2023 | 01:09:38 | |
The boys enjoy delicious sausage hoagies with garlic fries. RJ has a “Corky” story, Johnny takes a bath with his TV, Jimmy loves the word “pinochle,” and no one is going on a cruise. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Boots and Cats | 24 Jan 2025 | 00:53:48 | |
The Boys take their turns at Beat-Boxing. The Flag Contest is afoot. Jimmy tells an old classic and likes a good pegboard, Johnny is a vexed Vexillologist with MAD beatbox skills, and RJ waxes poetically about a Chimpanzee and sneaking into an audition. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Christmas All Year Long... | 30 Dec 2022 | 01:01:07 | |
Johnny gets a job working at the County Seat, Jimmy does not want Christmas like it was when he was a kid, and RJ shows us the magic thing he got. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| I Tweet, You Twot, We Twat… | 23 Dec 2022 | 01:05:57 | |
The boys slum it with plastic ware, but the chorizo bake is delish! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Gummin' the Flan... | 16 Dec 2022 | 01:19:31 | |
The boys enjoy Taco Wednesday with Wayne Wilson. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Leg O' Ham... | 09 Dec 2022 | 01:16:20 | |
The boys nosh with special guest John Rohling (RIP)! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Harrison Greenbaum Part 2... | 02 Dec 2022 | 00:53:09 | |
The boys discuss their junk. Jimmy is a collapsed percussive, Harrison does stand-up in Spanish, Johnny likes making fun of the French, and RJ visits David Copperfield’s museum. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Harrison Greenbaum Part 1... | 25 Nov 2022 | 00:50:34 | |
The boys (and their special guest!) enjoy teriyaki bowls. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| How Come You Keep Saying John Rowling (RIP)..? | 18 Nov 2022 | 01:16:29 | |
Mmmmm, Spaghetti Carbonara. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Hakuna Burrata... | 11 Nov 2022 | 01:04:25 | |
The boys eat more pizza! Johnny doesn’t snuggle with Brent, Jimmy has a theory, and RJ almost works for Katie Perry. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Great Fleshweenie!! | 04 Nov 2022 | 01:10:24 | |
We have a guest! RJ’s rabbit dies, Johnny sees a new show, Jimmy takes a zombie character workshop, and Danielle gives us her mom’s phone number. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Trigger Warnings Abound! | 28 Oct 2022 | 01:00:48 | |
The boys slurp homemade soup and are served surprise sandwiches! Johnny doesn’t speak Farski, Jimmy installs rubber mats, and RJ raps. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| It's ALL Cooked... | 17 Jan 2025 | 00:57:26 | |
Johnny admits he is a “Flag Dork”, Jimmy got paid with a cold sandwich and RJ had a little moment with Johnny. Also, we announce our “Design Our Flag” Contest! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Snickle | 21 Oct 2022 | 01:03:58 | |
The boys lunch on tuna sammies and sweet gherkins. Johnny doesn’t hiccup, RJ’s body takes a screenshot, and Jimmy loves kabuki with a passion. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| That’s What Happens When Sometimes You Forget to Press Buttons, and Sh*t | 14 Oct 2022 | 00:06:30 | |
Jimmy talks about what we talked about. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Fond on Fond Fondant Fond Fondant Fondue … | 07 Oct 2022 | 01:09:00 | |
CHOWDAH! Jimmy hasn’t seen a check in a long time, RJ has his tires rotated, and Johnny answers his phone. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Two Frogs & a Goldfish... | 30 Sep 2022 | 01:05:14 | |
Lunch today is brought to you by RA Sushi! RJ thinks you're a mouth breather, Johnny’s Thing 2 is in a meth band, and Jimmy has never been to IKEA. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Pope’s Nose... | 23 Sep 2022 | 00:50:10 | |
The boys lunch on bougie soup and sammies. Jimmy studies geography on the shitter, Johnny divides Europe and Asia, and RJ subverts the homework rules… again. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Like Sunlight in Your Belly | 16 Sep 2022 | 00:44:17 | |
The boys enjoy Greek Spiedini while discussing the aristocracy. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| Stay Salty, Be Sweet… | 09 Sep 2022 | 00:24:04 | |
RJ freezes his head, Johnny says, “kitty corner,” and Jimmy visits the whitest place on earth. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| We Have Some Calls to Make... | 02 Sep 2022 | 00:30:10 | |
The boys lunch on Soho Sushi Burritos. RJ avoids bill collectors, Jimmy speeds up the gait of his speech, and Johnny gargles anally. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| My Moo has been Shu’d! | 26 Aug 2022 | 00:30:13 | |
The boys chow down on a cornucopia of Chinese dishes. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| 310HSSA | 19 Aug 2022 | 00:40:14 | |
The boys (& girl) enjoy meatball subs and Templeton Rye. Jimmy flushes all the flushables, RJ survives the double shock, Johnny is an F’ing heathen, and Mo-Lo brings donuts! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| That’s a Different sort of feel I wasn’t ready for…Part 2 | 10 Jan 2025 | 00:51:49 | |
Johnny is vexed by a flag, Jimmy waxes nostalgic about 80’s TV and RJ reads Poetry. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Cardiac Event | 12 Aug 2022 | 01:05:39 | |
Yes we know how long this episode is! Think of it as our first double live album… https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Peel and the Steel, part 2 | 05 Aug 2022 | 00:28:06 | |
The boys enjoy more custom pies. RJ serves leftovers, Jimmy carries a purse, Johnny forgets his wallet, and pizza maker Adam Esquire calls! https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||
| The Peel and the Steel, part 1 | 29 Jul 2022 | 00:24:55 | |
The boys really enjoy mystery food. RJ trims, Johnny shares, & Jimmy blanks. https://2charactersandaclown.com | |||