Explore every episode of the podcast Two Minutes and Beyond: A Toy Story Podcast
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| The Toy Box #3: Toy Story (The Video Game) | 21 Dec 2022 | 01:02:03 | |
In this episode of The Toy Box, our series of bonus episodes where we review anything related to Toy Story, we review the Toy Story tie-in video game! Our guest Jesse Perrotta from Live Action Toy Story and the YouTube channel JP and Beyond joins us to talk about the game's difficulty, the technically impossible Sega Genesis music, and our childhood memories of the game. Links: | |||
| The Toy Box #2: Lightyear | 17 Aug 2022 | 01:32:43 | |
In this episode of The Toy Box, our series of bonus episodes where we review anything related to Toy Story, we take a look at Pixar's new movie Lightyear! Does it deserve all the negative reviews? Plus, we talk about Sox, Zurg, and the similarities between this movie and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins! | |||
| 132: Wind the Frog | 20 Apr 2022 | 00:39:22 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 63 and 64 of Toy Story with our guest Disney Dan! The mutant toys agree to help Woody and Woody puts together a plan. Plus, we talk about Sid's terrible house, why Ducky has the voice of Donald Duck, and a deleted Terminator reference. Links: | |||
| 131: Tactical Buzz | 14 Apr 2022 | 00:48:57 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 61 and 62 of Toy Story with our returning guest Kevin McCreary from the YouTube channel Say Goodnight Kevin! Buzz frees Woody from the milk crate, Sid wakes up, and Woody asks the mutant toys for help. Plus, we discuss Sid's carpet, The Shining, and if the toys know their own strength. Links: | |||
| 130: That "Woosh" Thing | 06 Apr 2022 | 00:52:23 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 59 and 60 of Toy Story with our guest Kevin McCreary from the YouTube channel Say Goodnight Kevin! Woody convinces Buzz that being a toy is great, but in the process convinces himself that Andy doesn't want him anymore. Plus, we talk about the Tim Alleniverse, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and the origin of the phrase, "There's a snake in my boot!" Links: | |||
| 129: Sweet Dreams | 30 Mar 2022 | 00:34:39 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 57 and 58 of Toy Story! Sid reschedules his space shuttle launch, Andy misses Buzz and Woody, and Woody tries to convince Buzz to free him from the milk crate. Plus, we discuss Disney alarm clocks, how quickly Andy falls asleep, and why Mr. Potato Head and Hamm weren't moving buddies. | |||
| 128: The Big One | 23 Mar 2022 | 00:40:21 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 55 and 56 of Toy Story! The mutant toys fix Buzz's arm and Sid straps Buzz to a rocket. Plus, we wonder why Sid's toy's faces don't move, where Janie and Pterodactyl have been this whole time, and why Woody didn't fix Buzz himself. | |||
| 127: Give Me a Hand | 16 Mar 2022 | 00:37:04 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 53 and 54 of Toy Story! Woody tries to get help from Andy's toys and does a terrible ventriloquist act to convince them of his innocence. Plus, we talk about Buzz's stickers, Buzz's broken left arm switching to a right arm, and toys puking. | |||
| 126: Suckin' Down Darjeeling | 09 Mar 2022 | 00:33:41 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 51 and 52 of Toy Story! Buzz gets drunk on imaginary tea and has a mental breakdown, and Woody tries to get help from Andy's room. Plus, we talk about Hamm and Mr. Potato Head's game of Battleship and toy cursing. | |||
| 125: Plastic Spaceman | 02 Mar 2022 | 00:42:46 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 49 and 50 of Toy Story! Buzz tries to fly and fails and Hannah invites him to her tea party. Plus, we talk about the song "I Will Go Sailing No More" and the song it replaced, the wallpaper in Sid's house, and our childhood tea parties. Links: | |||
| 124: Not a Flying Toy | 23 Feb 2022 | 00:38:06 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 47 and 48 of Toy Story! Woody's voice box goes off and wakes up Scud, and while hiding Buzz sees a commercial that shows him the truth about himself. Plus, we talk about why Woody doesn't have an accent, TV toy commercials, and Penn Jillette. Links: | |||
| 123: Sorry Guys, But Dinner's Canceled | 18 Feb 2022 | 01:00:05 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 45 and 46 of Toy Story with our returning guests Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta from Live Action Toy Story and the YouTube channel JP and Beyond! Sid burns a mark on Woody's forehead, Buzz and Woody escape from Sid's room, and Woody almost gets caught by Scud. Plus, we talk about Sid's mom, why the mutant toys can't talk, and the Toy Story Sega Genesis game. Links: | |||
| 140: A Film From the Heart | 15 Jun 2022 | 00:35:28 | |
In the last episode of the season, we talk about minutes 79, 80, and 81 of Toy Story! The credits end and so does the movie. Plus, we talk about production babies, additional voices, and what's next for the podcast! Thank you all for listening to our first season! | |||
| 122: Spider Baby | 09 Feb 2022 | 00:48:08 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 43 and 44 of Toy Story with our guests Jonason Pauley and Jesse Perrotta, the creators of Live Action Toy Story and the YouTube channel JP and Beyond! Sid's mutant toys take the body parts of the Janie doll and the pterodactyl, Woody and Buzz hide in fear, and Andy comes home and realizes Woody is missing. Plus, we talk about the mutant toys, the changing color of Janie's dress, and Whiskers the cat. Links: | |||
| 121: Janie's All Better Now | 02 Feb 2022 | 00:59:20 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 41 and 42 of Toy Story! Sid does surgery on Hannah's doll and Woody and Buzz look for a way out of Sid's room. Plus, we talk about Sid's heavy metal aesthetic, his destructive form of creativity, and the locks on his door. Links: | |||
| The Toy Box #1: Toy Story at Walt Disney World (Our Trip to Disney) | 26 Jan 2022 | 01:03:22 | |
In this episode, we take a break from talking about Toy Story two minutes at a time and do the first episode of what we call The Toy Box, where we review anything related to Toy Story that is not the movies! In this self-indulgent episode, we talk about all things Toy Story at Walt Disney World and give a report of our trip there. Plus, we talk about Spanish Slinky, broken animatronics, and socially-distanced Winnie the Pooh. | |||
| 120: Nirvana is Coming | 19 Jan 2022 | 00:29:55 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 39 and 40 of Toy Story! Woody tries to escape from the crane game, but Sid wins Buzz and takes them both home. Plus, we wonder if Sid cheated at the crane game and if the Pizza Planet aliens believe in reincarnation, and discuss Woody's impulsive tendencies. | |||
| 119: The Claaaw | 12 Jan 2022 | 00:52:03 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 37 and 38 of Toy Story! Buzz and Woody disguise themselves to get into Pizza Planet, Buzz causes them to miss their chance to go home, and they discover an alien cult inside a claw machine. Plus, we discuss the size of Woody's 128 oz. cup, the games in the arcade, and the creepy humans at Pizza Planet. | |||
| 118: It's a Spaceship, Buzz! | 05 Jan 2022 | 00:46:04 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 35 and 36 of Toy Story! Woody convinces Buzz to get in the Pizza Planet truck and the delivery guy drives recklessly. Plus, we talk about how Macy was hit by someone driving extremely similar to the Pizza Planet truck driver and our bad childhood experiences at themed restaurants and arcades. Links: | |||
| 117: Good Riddance, Ya Loony | 29 Dec 2021 | 00:36:38 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 33 and 34 of Toy Story! Woody almost gets crushed by a semi truck, Buzz explains his mission to Woody, and Woody yells at Buzz. Plus, we talk about the truck's license plates and the sci-fi references, and wonder why there's no light pollution in this town. Links: | |||
| 116: You Want a Piece of Me? | 22 Dec 2021 | 00:47:13 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 31 and 32 of Toy Story! Buzz gets revenge on Woody and Andy leaves them behind at the gas station. Plus, we talk about Andy's mom possibly being a drug dealer, why no one at the gas station notices Woody and Buzz, and why Woody is a wimp. | |||
| 115: Woody Gets Canceled | 15 Dec 2021 | 00:54:51 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 29 and 30 of Toy Story! Mr. Potato Head accuses Woody of murder and Andy takes Woody to Pizza Planet. Plus, we wonder what Bo is thinking in this scene, why Molly is in the front seat of the car, and why the bush leaves look plastic. Links: | |||
| 114: Don't Count on It | 08 Dec 2021 | 00:50:56 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 27 and 28 of Toy Story! Andy can only take one toy to Pizza Planet and Woody's scheme to be that toy goes worse than he planned. Plus, we talk about the "Black Friday" version of the script and wonder why Woody doesn't save Buzz from falling out the window. Links: | |||
| 139. Wow, a Puppy! | 08 Jun 2022 | 00:51:45 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 77 and 78 of Toy Story! Bo kisses Woody under the mistletoe, Andy gets a new puppy, and the credits begin to roll! Plus, we talk about the the history of kissing under the mistletoe, how toy relationships work, and some of the people in the credits! Links: Time Magazine article "Here's Why People Kiss Under the Mistletoe at Christmastime" | |||
| 113: Bugs Do Exist | 01 Dec 2021 | 00:43:58 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 25 and 26 of Toy Story! Woody makes fun of Buzz and Sid blows up a Combat Carl. Plus, we talk about Woody being a bully, why Sid isn't really a villain, and if Buzz subconsciously knows he's at toy. Links: | |||
| 112: Howdy Howdy Howdy | 24 Nov 2021 | 00:42:03 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 23 and 24 of Toy Story! Andy has written his name on Buzz's boot, Bo tries to comfort Woody, and Woody tells Buzz to stay away from Andy. Plus, we talk about Mr. Shark, sleeping in a toy box, and Buzz's futile efforts to fix his ship. Links: "Toy Story Treats" Compilation The Far Side Cowboy Comic Strip | |||
| 111: Etch A Sketch Rights | 17 Nov 2021 | 00:55:02 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 21 and 22 of Toy Story with our returning guest, Jarrod Fairclough from ToughPigs.com! The song "Strange Things" plays while Woody watches Buzz become Andy's favorite toy. Plus, we ask why Andy changes the bedding and posters when they're about to move, do toys have lungs, and do Etch A Sketches have rights? Links: "Family Guy - Randy Newman Singing About What He Sees" "Mad TV: Randy Newman Sings Star Wars" WALL-E Super Bowl commercial where Buzz and Woody eat popcorn | |||
| 110: But Physics | 10 Nov 2021 | 00:44:40 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 19 and 20 of Toy Story with our first ever guest, Jarrod Fairclough from ToughPigs.com! Woody insists that Buzz isn't a Space Ranger and can't fly, and Buzz tries to prove him wrong. Plus, we discuss disturbing animation cheats, Woody and Bo's relationship status, and the unrealistic physics in this scene. Links: | |||
| 109: No Sign of Intelligent Life | 03 Nov 2021 | 00:26:45 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 17 and 18 of Toy Story! Woody and Buzz finally meet and Buzz introduces himself to Andy's toys, who are very impressed by his sound system. Plus, we wonder why Buzz doesn't realize his laser isn't working, how Hamm knows anything about sound systems, and what small company Rex is from. Links: | |||
| 108: Buzz Has Knuckles | 27 Oct 2021 | 00:38:34 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 15 and 16 of Toy Story! Andy puts Buzz in Woody's spot, Woody goes to welcome the new toy, and Buzz awakens from hypersleep. Plus, we discuss Buzz pushing the wrong button on his suit and Buzz's impossible arm positions. | |||
| 107: Who Invited That Kid? | 20 Oct 2021 | 00:35:20 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 13 and 14 of Toy Story! Sarge tells the toys what's in Andy's presents, Mom brings out a surprise gift, Rex breaks the baby monitor, and the toys scramble to get back in position before Andy and his friends get to the bedroom. Plus, we talk about our theories about the bedsheets, gift-wrapping in the 90s, and how Toy Story taught us how to insert batteries. | |||
| 106: Little Green Army Men | 13 Oct 2021 | 00:43:55 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 11 and 12 of Toy Story! The troops are sent out to see Andy's presents, and the other toys listen on the baby monitor. Plus, we discuss Andy's mom's fashion, Pixar artists wearing shoes with boards nailed to them, and the odd lighting in the houseplant. Links: Behind the scenes of Toy Story sound design: https://youtu.be/hGObAl6SLNU Pete Docter talking about walking with boards nailed to his shoes: https://youtu.be/LFzkIlVA0WY?t=596 "Green Army Men Pitch": https://youtu.be/GgNy-fjAYoc | |||
| 105: Save Your Batteries | 06 Oct 2021 | 00:35:15 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 9 and 10 of Toy Story! Woody assures the toys that no one is getting replaced, everyone freaks out about Andy's birthday gifts, and Woody sends out the troops. Plus, we wonder how the toys get to the top of the shelf, how Mr. Potato Head doesn't lose all his parts, and what could be inside the long birthday present. | |||
| 104: Mr. Mike's Cry for Help | 29 Sep 2021 | 00:55:13 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 7 and 8 of Toy Story! Bo flirts with Woody, and Woody begins the staff meeting. Plus, we discuss Woody's awkward expressions, the inappropriate shape of the race car track, and the books on Andy's shelf. Links: The Ultimate Driving Challenge (driver's ed video with Annie Potts and Tim Allen): https://youtu.be/zSTjofPmWmk | |||
| 138: Falling With Style | 01 Jun 2022 | 00:42:11 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 75 and 76 of Toy Story! Buzz and Woody rocket into the air and fall with style back to Andy, and Andy's family celebrates Christmas at their new house. Plus, we talk about why Andy doesn't question Woody and Buzz appearing out of nowhere, how Buzz knows how to fly, and Woody's Christmas party dancing. | |||
| 103: Pull My String | 22 Sep 2021 | 01:18:24 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 5 and 6 of Toy Story! Woody and the rest of Andy's toys come to life, and Woody and Slinky gather everyone up for a staff meeting. Plus, we discuss why Mr. Spell and See 'N Say should get their own movie, which character from The Office each toy would be, and how Toy Story saved the Etch-A-Sketch! Links: Turner and Hooch Woody test animation: https://youtu.be/HKCErXqdiI4 Other Mr. Potato Head characters: https://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/mr-potato-head-toy-sets-hasbro | |||
| 102: Woody's Open Mouth | 15 Sep 2021 | 01:05:54 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 3 and 4 of Toy Story! "You've Got a Friend in Me" plays, a bunch of opening credits are shown, and Woody finds out that Andy's birthday party is happening that day. We discuss things like the most disgusting sound ever, a hidden Monty Python reference, and Andy's mom's questionable wallpaper choice. Plus we ask: Why does Woody's "toy mode" face change, and do toys feel pain? Links: Toy Story logos on Logopedia: https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/Toy_Story A Computer Animated Hand: https://youtu.be/naGntYNTSQM "Toy Story Zero: The True Story of Andy's Dad and Woody's Origin (ft. Mike Mozart)": https://youtu.be/bbmzuoBC1Rs Monty Python's "Bookshop" sketch: https://youtu.be/eCM2nEBE0RY Women and Power by Dr. Rosalind Miles: http://www.rosalind.net/non-fiction.htm#women%20and%20power | |||
| 101: Primordial WALL-E | 08 Sep 2021 | 01:15:26 | |
In this episode, we finally get into the movie and talk about minutes 1 and 2 of Toy Story! We discuss Toy Story's box office and awards, the various iterations of the Walt Disney Pictures logo, and explain the history behind a few of Andy's toys. Plus, is the Robot character an early version of WALL-E? Why does Andy put a choking hazard in Molly's crib? And why the heck didn't Tom Hanks win the Annie Award for Best Achievement in Voice Acting for this movie? Links: Toy Story Minute: http://www.duelinggenre.com/category/podcasts/toy-story-minute/ Movin' Right Along: https://toughpigs.com/tag/movin-right-along/ Opening to the Toy Story 1996 VHS: https://youtu.be/NwbIL9tPMSY Alternate Opening: Buzz Show: https://youtu.be/mrGlNelDoYo Alternate Opening: Shootout: https://youtu.be/7pW0TTp-5lY | |||
| 100: Hey Howdy Hey! | 29 Aug 2021 | 00:36:50 | |
In our very first episode, we introduce ourselves, give a poorly prepared history of Pixar, and talk about our plans for this podcast! CORRECTION: The Pixar documentary that we reference in this episode is titled The Pixar Story, not Inside Pixar, as we stated. Inside Pixar is a documentary series on Disney+ and is also worth watching. Links: The "Our Story" page on the Pixar website: https://www.pixar.com/our-story-pixar Luxo Jr. Sesame Street shorts: https://youtu.be/YT0Mdh7Ni_c "Animal Books" Sesame Street song: https://youtu.be/S7RintlKVdk Pixar's television commercials: https://youtu.be/SvMoMkXQt_k If you'd like to send us an e-mail, our address is twominutesandbeyond@gmail.com! | |||
| 137: Hakuna Matata | 25 May 2022 | 00:30:36 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 73 and 74 of Toy Story with our guest for the second time, Ryan Roe from ToughPigs.com and the podcast Movin' Right Along! Slinky tries to save Woody and Buzz and Woody finds a creative way to light the rocket. Plus, we talk about The Lion King, Woody being overdramatic, and the improbability of no one seeing them chase the van. Links: | |||
| 136: He's at it Again! | 18 May 2022 | 00:33:05 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 71 and 72 of Toy Story with our guest Ryan Roe from ToughPigs.com and the podcast Movin' Right Along! Woody uses RC to rescue Buzz, Scud causes a major traffic accident, and Andy's toys throw Woody out of the moving van. Plus, we talk about Woody's evil laugh, RC, and the origins of Lenny. Links: | |||
| 135: Take Care of Andy for Me | 11 May 2022 | 00:45:52 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 69 and 70 of Toy Story with our guest for the second week in a row Anthony Strand, co-host of the podcast Movin' Right Along and writer for ToughPigs.com! Woody and Buzz chase after the moving van and Scud chases after them. Plus, we talk about Buzz and Woody's friendship, Scud's ugliness, and movies that are so bad they're good. Links: | |||
| 134: So Play Nice | 04 May 2022 | 00:34:43 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 67 and 68 of Toy Story with our guest Anthony Strand, writer for ToughPigs.com and one of the hosts of the podcast Movin' Right Along! The toys get their revenge on Sid and Andy says bye to his house. Plus, we wonder what happened to the mutant toys after this, and how Woody can say whatever he wants with his voice box. Links: | |||
| 133: Ignition Sticks | 27 Apr 2022 | 00:35:53 | |
In this episode, we talk about minutes 65 and 66 of Toy Story with our returning guest Disney Dan! Woody and the mutant toys begin to carry out their plan while Sid prepares to light the rocket. Plus, we wonder why Woody doesn't have a gun, if Pump Boy can talk, and who the lady in the painting in Sid's house is. Links: | |||