hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT

*** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao

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****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u!

hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life!

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hiii friendsss! this week we asked y'all to submit your favorite fan fictions and fan fictions that you wrote and WOW did y'all deliver?! in this episode we talked about Drew's personally written Nick Jonas/Miley Cyrus/Selena Gomez fanfiction, the iconic Episodes app, and 2 different Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie fics?????? girl IDK?

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hi friends! in this week's episode we asked y'all to send in your favorite TikTok and Vine quotes and it's almost as if we have the same FYP??? we talked about how "I wanna take a piccc" originated for us, how Drew ALWAYS embarasses Deison when she's quoting a TikTok to her, and our favorite fanfics?!

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hi cuties! this week we overshared and cackled over EVEN MORE of y'all's pet peeves and wow we learned so much about y'all LOL in this episode we talked about people who think they're unique because they "don't own a tv", why crocs deserve their own show in NY Fashion Week, and how important it is to pick your wedgies in private!

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hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and relate WAY too hard to all of your pet peeves! in this episode we talked about bringing crappy paper plates to their office luncheon, Drew's never ending hatred for people touching her, and why wearing socks to the airport is SO SO SO important!!

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hi friendsss! this week we asked y'all to send in your pet peeves and we LITERALLY couldn't agree more??? in this episode we talked about the sin that is chewing with your mouth open, why thinking of celeb gossip doesn't make you better than me, and why romanticizing serial killers is the upgraded Pick Me girl?????

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hi cuties! this week we continued answering y'all's BURNING questions for us and per usual we had a million stories to share! in this episode we talked about we collectively are leading a smear campaign against that racist anthropolgist Margaret Mead, how navigated loneliness in college, and how we've known how to unclog toilets from an unreasonably young age :)

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hi cuties, this week we're back answering y'all's BURNING questions for us! it ranged from what music we're currently obsessed with, our favorite pop culture moments??, to whether or not we fight and what over???? lol it was cute and fun and we loved every second of it!

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happy two idiot girls tuesday besties! this week we read even MORE of y'alls weird or bad things you did as a kid and this one was a DOOOOZY lemme tell ya! we talked about Drew literally always standing up for Deison lmao, consuming the corners of book pages, and enjoying the taste of a good fire match??????? ya idk either

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after mercury went into retrograde and gave Deison a nervous breakdown WE'RE BACK WITH A NEW EPISODE!!!!! this week we read and giggled and winced??? at some of the weird or bad things y'all did as kids! i feel like we know y'all even better now....some might say a little too much now? in this episode we talked about bologna purses, taking shots of nail polish, and Drew's undying love for the worldwide phenomenon that is the "Hoedown Throwdown"

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hi cuties! this week due to popular demand AND NEVER DONE BEFORE???? we did a part 3 of y'alls' favorite movie and tv show quotes! in this episode we covered the incredible "Mrs. Doubtfire", our fave "I Love You Man", and yet more of Drew's wickedly talented impressions of everyone's favorite Disney Channel Original Movie it girls! 

be on the lookout for next week's google form on our Instagram! we wanna hear allll about what weird or bad things you did as a kid lol

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hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!)

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hellooooo! this week we read and reacted to more of y'all's favorite movie quotes and Y'ALL ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL AT THIS POINT?! in this episode we laughed about yet another hilarious quote from "Surf's Up", Drew's wild Ron Weasley impersonation??, and even more quotes from Deison's favorite "School of Rock"

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hi friendssss! this week we had y'all send in your favorite quotes from movies and tv shows and WE LITERALLY ALL HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR OMG IM OBSESSED?! in this episode we talked about the comedic masterpiece "Emperor's New Groove", Drew's favorite quote from "New Moon", and why Deison is "the girl who ate all the meat balls."

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hi nerdssss!! this week we talked about dipping takis in milk??, girl scout cookies being overrated, and do chickpeas really ruin everything they touch (spoiler alert THEY DON'T!!) we dove into more of y'all's food hot takes and i'm not going to lie dudeeee my tummy hurts after this episode lol love y'all!

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hi friends! in this week's episode we judged all of your food hot takes due to Drew creating a frenzy over her undying hatred against PB&J :/ we talked about how nutella was severely overhyped, carrot & mayo sandwiches???, and why Swedish Fish are hellllla slept on!

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hi gorls we're back with another episode going over some of your dating horror stories and it wasssss a doozy if you will lol In this one, Drew shared yet another story from her past life, we talked about men who wear cowboy boots and jeans to the beach??, and the Booger Chair from the icks episode has MORE TO SHARE???? i'm speechless, send help....

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omg besties this week we asked y'all to send in your dating horror stories and....pls consider us horrified :/ we talked about more of Drew's old dating like, men who don't like to brush their teeth???, and men who....bite their toenails?????? i know dude, it's A LOT.

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hi cuties! this week we delved into even MORE of y'all's favorite shows & movies that are universally disliked and we had MANY a thoughts lemme tell ya! we talked about the INSANELY AMAZING music direction in "The Vampire Diaries", why we pretend "The Duff" doesn't exist, and how The High School Musical trilogy is truly untouchable. A real doozy of an episode!

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hellooo this week we asked y'all to send in your universally disliked movies & tv shows so we could judge you andddd tell me why we love so many of them???? we talked about the Oscar-worthy "A Cinderella Story", our favorite "Twilight" films, and is Dwayne John's "Central Intelligence" campy or nah????

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hi friends! this week we reviewed more of y'all's icks and ittttt was something that's for sure lol we talked about men getting red in the sun, long toenails, and eating ice cream a bit TOO intensely????? idk either man i'm just here i guess...

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besties omg this might be the most unhinged episode yet????? some of y'all's icks made our tummies hurt so much wowowow. this week we talked about men showing off, booger chairs??, and shards of glass as pinky toenails.... it was a strange one that's for fucking sure.

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***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu***

hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband!

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hi friends! this week we had y'all send in your dating hot takes and we gave ALLLL of our opinions on them :D we talked about break ups, when's the right time to get engaged??, and why discussing your political values & beliefs should be done BEFORE the first date!

For next week's episode we're going to discuss all of your intricate specific icks :) pls send them here if you want the chance to be featured: https://forms.gle/qV8DQVF6kb3PRtaJ8 it's also in our instagram story highlights!

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we're back this week discussing your...strange?? celebrity crushes lol In this episode we talk about 50 Cent, Jafar & Jasmine FanFiction, and Jason EARLES?????? yikes..

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omg besties this episode is probably our most unhinged ALLLLL due to your questionable/embarrassing celebrity crushes????? we talked about Deison's crush on Dim the beetle from "Bugs Life", your strange crushes on late night tv hosts, and Thanos??? girl WAT?????????

Next week we're going to read more of these and would also love for our queer friends to send in who was their gay awakenings! Google Form to follow :)

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hi besties! this week we asked y'all to send in your celeb hot takes for us to discuss and decipher and wow were they great?! In this episode we share our opinions on Virgo man Nick Jonas, why Jack Harlow is so loved, and why don't we know the difference between Jeremy Piven - Stanley Tucci - and Paul Giamatti??? if you want to be featured next week be sure to send us your celebrity hot take!

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hi besties! this week we did a continuation of some advice questions y'all asked us a couple weeks ago! we talked about navigating boundaries, how to stay true to yourself, and why we both want to collectively punch Margaret Mead in the noggin lol

if you have advice questions y'all would like answered send them to us! in the meantime, prepare your juiciest celebrity hot take so you can hopefully be included in next week's episode! :)

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helloooo we're back reading all of the conspiracy theories y'all sent in for us! in this one we discuss the validity of Big Foot, Chuck E. Cheese pizza??, and why the Mandela Effect is the longest bout of gaslighting to ever exist EVER!

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hi besties! due to HUUUUGE popular demand, in this week's episode we asked y'all to send in your favorite conspiracy theories and y'all for sure delivered! lol we talk about the existence of mermaids, is validity of the moon landing, and why does Drew love the royal family so much???? lol we will be discussing more of these in next week's episode! if you want to be featured be sure to follow our instagram for more updates!!

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hi besties! in this episode we discussed all things Coachella 2022 and answered all of your questions! we talk about our favorite artists we saw, our favorite looks, and even gave out our tips on how we were able to survive all weekend lol thank you for sending in all of your questions!

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hi besties, we're back with more advice for y'all! in this episode we answered more of your questions and of course shared way too many stories to relate to y'all lol We have been obsessed with our new format and hope you are too! our next episode will be us going over conspiracy theories y'all believe so be sure to be on the lookout for the google form link! as always, if y'all have any topic suggestions please send them to our instagram :) we love y'all! 

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As well as our personal accounts! @deisontait | @drewafualo

hi besties! we're back with another episode with a significant difference in quality?!! okayyyyyyyyyy :P in this episode we're giving what so many of you have always wanted, our advice on some of your life issues! Because there were 140 of you cuties who asked us questions, we were only able to get to a few of them. But don't worry because we'll be answering more of your questions in part 2 next week!

please send us things you need advice on! maybe we'll feature you ;)

Follow us on Instagram and nowww TikTok :) 
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You can also watch the video version of our podcast on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEHlefWev5Ketdt2M_VY1Mw

And follow our personal IG accounts!
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hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall!

COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at
www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!!

PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!

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hi friends! in this week's episode we went over a topic a lot of you have requested: how tf are you best friends with your sister??? lol we shared stories of us fighting, all of the ways our parents reminded us growing up how much we loved each other, and why Drew most definitely is the middle child :P we hope you loved this episode as much as we did!

If you have topics you want us to cover, send it to us on IG! @_twoidiotgirls

Follow us! @deisontait | @drewafualo

hi friends! in this week's episodes we talk all things movies :) and what great timing since the Academy Awards were just this past weekend! in this episode we delve into why we love "Passport to Paris", how unforgettable our "Twilight" & "Hunger Games" phases were, and just how gross Drew's choices of movie candies have been over the years.

we hope you are all having a great day but if you're not just know that we both love and value you so much! 

Follow us on Instagram! @_twoidiotgirls -- send us topics you want to hear us talk about!

IG: @deisontait | @drewafualo

hi besties! today we did an episode on a topic many of you requested, what TFFF are we supposed to be doing after college???? THOUGHTS???? in this episode we talk all about our job we got to do together after college and how the NFL really did our family dirty TWICE?? lol but all in all, we have learned so much since then most especially that we wished we had been more kind to our college grad selves and not tied our worth to our work/productivity.

if you're stuck in this weird limbo or are just lost like everyone else, we love and value you so so much :) <3

Follow us on Instagram! @_twoidiotgirls

hi friends! i can't believe we're on episode 10???? time flieees when you're having fun and being consistent :P in this episode we talk alllll about our journeys from My Chemical Romance to Jonas Brothers to Glee to One Direction; this is a pipeline that NO ONE discusses lol we also talk about Drew's unshaken devotion to the world of musicals and show tunes and why the only reason Deison knows anything about musicals has been against her own will :D

we love you all so much! pls send us your topic requests to our IG @_twoidiotgirls

hiiii besties!! this was honestly the MOST requested topic we've gotten since the inception of this podcast and so we did it! we delved into both friend and romantic breakups -- the good, the bad, and the ugly! the most important part of breakups in general is never losing sight of the bad bitch that you are and that you know how much you matter to the world! we hope if any of you are going through a tough breakup of any sort that you know much we both love and appreciate you so so so much <333 take care of yourself and the rest will follow! 

Love you mean itttttt <333

Follow us on Instagram and send in topic requests! @_twoidiotgirls

@deisontait / @drewafualo 

hi besties! HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! we had the amazing opportunity to round out February with an episode featuring none other than the amazing Chrys the Author! in this episode we dive into why she decided to join TikTok, different ways of representation of media, and how she's learned to navigate TikTok with over 1.4 million followers! we absolutely loved getting to meet her, hear her perspective, and honestly learn so much! 

Make sure you follow her IMMEDIATELY!!! 

@chrystheauthor (TikTok) @theqweercousin (Instagram)

Love y'all so much!! <333 

hi besties! in today's episode we talk about a subject we've been asked about quite a lot: what was it like growing up Samoan? we talk all things family, cultural values, and all the ways the school system (and capitalism in general) lets down our people -- in regards to Samoan men in football! we've grown up to be so proud of our Samoan heritage and are so excited we get so share a tiny slice with y'all :) especially because we never felt represented in media (other than The Rock lol) so getting to meet and see so many of our Samoan fans means a lot to us - got me ugly crying alllllready lol 

Also @Universe take this episode as our official request for Dwayne The Rock Johnson to be a guest on our show for Samoa Flag Day! We'll even let him perform his song! :) 

All new episodes will go up on Tuesdays from now on! 

Follow us on Instagram and send us topics you want us to cover! @_twoidiotgirls

You can also follow our personal accounts! @deisontait / @drewafualo 

Love y'all so much <3333

hi besties! HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! We wanted to utilize our podcast to platform Black creators and learn more about their experiences with social media, influencer fame, and how we (as non-black folks) can do better by them! And who better to kick off as our first guest than the AMAZING Fannita Leggett! She's well known on TikTok for "slutting out" men who post thirst traps and girlllll our lives will never be the same without her. In this episode she shares with us her start with social media, what inspired her to start creating on TikTok, and why men are so easy to take down lol 

If you have future guests you'd like for us to feature on our podcast, send their info to us on our IG @_twoidiotgirls

You can find Fannita here! @fanitta (TikTok & Instagram) / @fanittaleggett (Twitter) --

hiiii bestiesss! This episode's topic was suggested by one of you beautiful humans! In this one we talk about our original celebrity crushes (are you rly gay if you weren't confused by your obsession with the DCOM "Motocrossed"???), Drew's "talent" crushes, and Deison's white boy of the month! We also go over Drew's tips to get any person ever to like you, yes even famous and rich ones lol and Deison's cartoon crush (pls tell me I'm not the only one who had a crush on the beetle from Bugs Life???) Like you who like - who gives a rip if anyone agrees!

We love you all! Please keep sending us topics y'all want us to cover at @_twoidiotgirls on IG!

Follow us on IG: @deisontait / @drewafualo

Hi babies! This week we wanted to do a lighthearted and fun episode about our current favorite tv shows and why we loved Glee and Vampire Diaries WAYYY too much while growing up :P We talk a bit about our takes on Euphoria, The Office, and why The Great British Baking Show is the most important tv show of our generation and it should be against the law to not love it! We also delve a little into allowing yourselves to indulge in some time to watch a tv show and not let toxic positivity on the internet make you think you don't deserve some time to yourself! BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO!

Send us your favorite show and I (Deison) promise to check them out ;) ! We'll see you next Wednesday! Love you mean it <333

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hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO

COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at
www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!!

PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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hi loves! this week we're tackling mental health (as well as we can I guess lol) We talk about our journeys towards realizing (and for Drew accepting lol) our mental health problems and all the ways we've learned to help it along the way. We understand that focusing on mental health is an issue that a lot of us baddies struggle with and we want to be vulnerable with y'all in how we're navigating it all! We are by no means "fully healed" -- whatever the heck that means lol but we're growing and learning just like y'all!

We are by no means professionals so please be sure to reach out to loved ones should you need any immediate help! We wanted to include some helplines below should you need them, we love you!

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline | 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255

hi nerds! another episode....on time???? We love scheduled content! This week we're covering one of our most asked for topics: body neutrality! We take you through our journeys with food, exercise, and learning to love our bodies. We believe that not only does everyone have a beautiful body, but you deserve love and respect NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE! And while we're not always at peace with our bodies, we're learning & growing day to day.

Tell ur local gym bro that fatphobia isn't cute and neither is their receding hairline :D

We'll see you next wednesday babes, love youuuuu <333

PS: Follow us on Instagram! @deisontait / @drewafualo & keep an eye out for our podcast's instagram!

NEW YEAR NEW SEASON ANDDDD A NEW EPISODE????? that's my cuppa teaaaaa. We hope you all had a lot of fun during the holidays and are ready for a new season of your two favorite idiot girls! In today's episode we detail our traumatic first date, why it bled into an even MORE traumatizing Prom experience, and why men are basically the worst. We also roast a few Tinder Profiles some of you amazing humans sent in lol 

We have a lot planned for our podcast for this year and can't wait to share it with y'all!

Send us topics you want us to cover and maybe guests you'd like for us to include.... 0_0 

we love youuuuu see you next wednesdayyyyyyy ttyl <3333