hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!!

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hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure!


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hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting!

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omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO

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hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!!

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hi bean freaks! please enjoy this quick lil snippet of a super cutie episode we did with our beautiful amazing Mom! in this episode we talked about how deison was the most perfect baby that’s ever existed, how drew was the angriest baby in the world, and how she was able to raise us individually and into being each other’s best friends in the world!

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because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'all to share your funny concert stories and some of these were...a LOT lmao in this episode we talked about getting peed on at a Florence and the Machines show, almost ending a friendship over who got to give a rose to their Jonas Brother bias, and how Drew got her fake/Deison's expired ID taken away at a Tyler the Creator concert LOL

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hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one

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besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡

hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than once this episode....in this episode we talked about Passport to Paris AGAIN, how Mia's crush in "Princess Diaries" was PEAK white boy of the 2000's, and how similar "Motocrossed" and "Mulan" are?! 

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Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come home from school looking like she got hit by a car, and how Deison is currently coping without a crush. IT WAS A LOT I KNOW.


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hi besties!! this week we concluded our beige flag series and I will not lie, the zoomies really overtook us in this one LMAO in this episode we talked about when your boyfriend can only watch TikToks with their volume turned all the way up, referring to your forehead as "fronthead," and why we believe that Shrek is hot both in ogre form AND human form IDCCCCCCC

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hi besties! this week we continued our beige flag series and there were quite a few discrepencies on what is a beige flag vs. a red flag LOL in this episode we talked about writing fanfiction in a secret code, when your husband pretends he can't fit in the doorway after the gym, and even more about our love for the absolute treasure that is "The Great British Baking Show." (Noel PLEASE come on our podcast we adore you) 

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hi besties!!! this week one of you suggested we dedicate an entire episode to beige flags SO HERE IT IS!! in this episode we talked about setting a 7 hour timer instead of an alarm, sharking the parking lot, and how a fan offered to buy Drew any drink of her choice and she immediately settled on a nice crispy diet coke??? 

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hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...???

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Hi friendssss! This week we did a part 2 of funny sibling stories and we honestly wish we could do 10000 more episodes on these LMAO in this episode we talked about you & your sisters hitting each other with spoons when your parents are away, missing out on the Jonas Brothers 3D movie & acoustic set, and the origin of Donnie Dumps’ name! Twas a good one for sure LOL

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hi besties!! this week we had our most requested guest from the Afualo Cinematic Universe - the one and onlyyy Donnie Dumps!!! to go with all of super silly hilarious sibling stories, we had y'all send yours in and lemme tell u, we were giggling and cackling :D in this episode we talked about lying to your siblings because it's funny, calling your Dad's office phone to tattle on your brother not doing chores, and whether or not Donnie will make his return to the comedy realm -- ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!

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hellooo friends! this week we're back from a much needed family vacation and were inspired to have y'all send in your own personal funny family vacation stories! in this episode we talk about awkwardly meeting Chip & Dale at breakfast, people assuming you & your gf are a mother & daughter on vacation, and getting in trouble so your family goes on vacation without you????

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hiiii friendssss! we're back with the ending of our short lil advice check in with y'all and it is full to brim with nonsense and so much help! lol in this episode we talked about managing homesickness in your first years at college, can 20 year olds have a comeback glow up moment?!, and why shopping for clothes is a neverending nightmare for us!

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hellooo friends!! this week we continued to answer more of y'all's advice questions and we had ALL the answers :P in this episode we talked about how to get over your ugly mean situationships, cultivating a relationship with your sibling's S.O., and some new personal icks we've developed for men specifically :) 

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hi friends!! this week we asked y'all if you needed advice annnnd like 350 of you said UM YEAH KINDAAAAA??? in this episode we talked about entering/exiting situationships, are period poops worse than diarrhea, and tips on how we've found ourselves/are still finding ourselves :D

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hi friendsss!! this week we completed the end of our AITA saga! in this episode we talked about applying to our ex-situationship's job, our ethics on whether or not ghosting people is good, and even more famous white men that Drew can't tell the difference between :) it was a mess, per usual lol


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hi friends!! this week we dove into more of y'all's personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios and literally only like 2 of you are actually assholes LOL in this episode we talked about keeping lipsticks your cheating ex had delivered to your house, how to maintain boundaries with a friend who crossed you, and how Deison has mastered ending a conversation with someone you don't want to talk to anymore!

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hi besties! this week we had the absolute pleasure of going through all of your personal "Am I the Asshole" scenarios with none other than the amazing talented and beautiful Morgan Absher from Two Hot Takes!! in this episode we talked about hiding olive oil from your roommates, when your best friend admits they have a crush on your boyfriend, and is it ok to lie to your kids about how the ice cream truck only plays music when they're out of ice cream??? GIRL I KNOW lol

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hellooo friendsss! this week we decided to copy the 2022 versions of us and do a quick cute lil recap for y'all on our experience at Coachella Weekend One this year! in this episode we talked about visiting Drew's spicy pizza pie place of worship, Deison running into her crush???, and our running bits for that weekend lmao

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hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"! 

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hi besties!! this week we continued our embarrassing prom and dance stories and it honestly got even weirder this time?? in this episode we talked about more stories from Drew's senior prom, when your teacher gets drunk for the first time at prom and takes her dress off, and when Deison got to do donuts in a school bus on her way home from senior night??? idk mannnn

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hiii bestiessss!! :)) because of Prom season we wanted to giggle with y'all over your embarrassing cringey Prom and High School dance stories! in this episode we talked about being ditched by your date, getting swerved when going in for a kiss & stabbing your boob on his boutonniere, and even more details about our personal horrific prom experiencesssss lol

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hiii friends! this week we decided to do one more part for our embarrassing things we all did as fangirls and we learned we all have even MORE in common with y'all like why???? lol in this episode we talked about believing you'd lose your virginity to the Janoskians, treasuring Hannah Montana pj pants your cousins gave you almost 20 years ago, and participating in a birthday collab video for Liam Payne but it was never posted and now a stranger on the internet has a video of you screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY DIRECTION".....girl WAT

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Hiiiiii friends! This week we continued to read the wild embarrassing things y’all did when you were fangirls and let’s just sayyyy we were really looking forward to maybe CRACKING UP in this one :P in this episode we talked about pretending to date Josh Hutcherson, always having a little note folded up in our pockets filled with fun facts about My Chemical Romance, and using your dad’s work phone to watch One Direction’s incredible music video “One Thing”…..ok but littttterally MEEEE 


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hi cutiessss! after 2 back to back Jonas Brothers concerts we were inspired to ask y'all to share your embarrassing fangirl moments and y'all DELIVERED?! PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about writing personalized 1D smut imagines for our besties in class, sending BooBoo Stewart a 9 page letter describing your undying love and current school gossip, and even more of our own embarrassing Jonas Brothers fangirl stories....it was A LOT

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hi friends!! we're back this week with more of us judging YOUR food hot takes and we truly feel like we learned so much more about y'all....and not in a good way???? in this episode we talked about why eating pizza at Red Robin is a sin, why Dunkin Donuts is not better than Starbucks, and why Drew thinks every white brunette man with blue eyes is Logan Lerman?? idk man sorry

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hiii friends!! this week we had our first ever IN PERSON guest! it was our favorite trainer, Pili Tanuvasa! we asked y'all to send in your restaurant hot takes and we had quite a lot of thoughts about them 0_0 in this episode we talked about whether the Cheesecake Factory is overrated, Red Robin vs. Islands, and why American KFC is a strange little place lol

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hi bestiess!! this week we concluded our little series where we answered y'all's advice questions! in this episode we talked about ways to boost creative productivity, our journeys in therapy, and why you deserve a silly little drink at LEAST once a day :) 

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hiii cutiesssss! this week we continued to answer all of your advice questions and share way too many sillies lol in this episode we shared how we've navigated self love, our non-negotiables in relationships, and more of Deison's white boy crush of the month...it's a lot i know 

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hiiii friendssss!! :) this week we're back with a new episode and after so many of you screamed at us, we decided to let y'all ask us for advice on any questions you may be pondering lol in this episode we talked about feeling like you're behind all of your friends' success, how to get your crush to notice you, and some more of Deison's white boy crushes lmao we had a great combo of silly + serious in this one, trusttt me!

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hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL

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hi friends!! this week we continued answering your wild Would You Rather questions and it was kind of a lotttt not gonna lie lmao in this episode we argued over being able to take back whatever you say vs. knowing what everyone says about you, why being a Libra is better than being a Sagittarius, and why Deison's tricks to get off the phone don't work anymore. it was QUITE the journey!

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helloooo friendsss! for this week we asked y'all to send in your best and wackiest "Would You Rather.." situations and we were honestly lowkey overwhelmed with how many we got LMAO in this episode we debated who would be better in bed: Donkey Kong or Bowser???, whether we'd prefer eating candy that tastes like poop or poop that tastes like candy, and would we rather have flat feet or a killer widow's peak :D ok slay

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hi besties! This week we continued our series on giggling over bits yall do with your family and friends and y’all DELIVERED!! in this episode we talked about more incredible SpongeBob quotes, why Deison doesn’t like to smoke around Drew, and our brother’s infamous stand up routine WHATTA ROUND UP AM I RIGHT?!

Again, we are so grateful to everyone who came and supported us on the road during our tour. We can’t thank y’all enough for showing us so much love, we adore each and every one of you! Truly the tour of our dreams!! 

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hiii friendsss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your favorite bits you do with your family and friends and holy cow y'all delivered! in this episode we giggled over pretending you're hosting a TikTok live while on FaceTime with your sisters, way too many Melissa McCarthy quotes, and some of our personal family's favorite bits we've committed to for far too long! lol

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hi friends! because we ended 2022 with so many new listeners, this week we decided to continue to answer all of your questions for us! in this episode we shared advice for those of you who want to embark on your own nail baddie journey, our biggest icks about one another, and what our #1 hope is for each other's 2023! did Deison cry??? PROBABLYYYY

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hi friends! this week wanted to start off the new year by answering some of your questions for us and y'all DELIVEREDDDD very much so lol in this episode we talked about our favorite food items at our beloved restaurant Islands, our very interesting love lives lol, and our absolute FAVORITE bathrooms at Disneyland!

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hiiii friends!! to celebrate the end of an amazing year with y'all we wanted to read and giggle over moments that humbled y'all in 2022 and it was quite a journey! in this episode we talked about shitting your pants while laughing with your friends, Drew's dawgs being projected onto the biggest screen in Times Square, and busting your ass while on your shift at the Trampoline Park :/ yowch

we cannot thank y'all enough for such an INCREDIBLE year! we love each of you so so much! see ya next year lol

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hi friends! this week we were super excited to read all of your online dating experiences and I truly feel that we've learned so much about you....some might say TOO much???? in this episode we talked about actual success stories from Tinder!, immediately backing out when your match wants to meet up, and why Deison is trying to set her Tinder location to San Diego SPECIFICALLY!

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hi cuties! this week we wanted ended our saga of giggling over your crush confessions and we shared even more of ours?! in this episode we talked about getting denied by your crush for the sadies dance, borrowing a hat from the lost & found to impress your crush, and when you ask your friend to borrow sweatpants so she lends you her hot brother's and they're too small??

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hi friends!! this week we continued to read more of y'all's crush confessions and idk how but these ones are even more unhinged than last week?? in this episode we talked about enduring head trauma for a boy's attention, even more of our own personal pick me horror stories, and performing Pitch Perfect songs for a boy...i know dude.

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hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names! 

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hi cuties! this week we asked y'all to send us some of the cringey or embarassing things you did for your crushes while growing up and wow do we have a lot of things in common????? in this episode we talked about Deison's REVOLTING straight woman era, auditioning for the percussion section to get closer to your crush in band class, and *67 calling TFFF out of every boy ever like why was this a thing???

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hiii friends!! this week we dove into yet again MORE of y'all's favorite fanfictions as well as a couple that you wrote! in this episode we talked about several One Direction/Vampire fanfictions, more Dramione enemies to lovers fan fictions, and that we're sorry we're too old to know that lemon = spicy?! WE'RE SORRY OKAYYYY

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hiiiiii friendssssss! this week we went over more of your favorite fanfictions/fanfictions you wrote and it honestly feels like some of these were lies because the gasps???? UNMANAGEABLE AT THIS POINT!! in this episode we talked about pikachu/ash lore?, law & order svu smut!!, and we may have revealed the name of our myspace page we made for Drew's niley fanfic BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE MIND UR BEESWAX!!!!

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