Explore every episode of the podcast Two Clueless Dickheads
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Wheat and The Chaff | 17 Jan 2026 | 00:25:52 | |
Bound to be some cracking advice from Lou in here. | |||
| Happy New Year | 01 Jan 2026 | 00:30:13 | |
First ep of year recorded on the last day of the previous year. So 2 days in were already out of date. Admirable. | |||
| Transfer Train | 13 Dec 2025 | 00:25:24 | |
All aboard the transfer train as me and Lou discuss how to use the 5 free transfers we’ve been given for the week. Abrupt end as per, Wylie missing as he was busy replacing me at my family Christmas party. | |||
| The Late Late Show | 09 Dec 2025 | 00:24:09 | |
Sorry for the delay. Blame Baz and the boys. | |||
| TC Flop | 02 Dec 2025 | 00:24:09 | |
Birthday episode for Wylie today, no presents from the big Norwegian unfortunately. | |||
| Jingle Bells | 28 Nov 2025 | 00:29:10 | |
I wasn’t on this one but I do know that our very first jingle was trialled. Let us know what you think. | |||
| Mini Pod | 15 Nov 2025 | 00:12:16 | |
Just a wee one today to give you the FPL fix you need during the international break. | |||
| Loose Lipped Lou | 07 Nov 2025 | 00:36:29 | |
The boys took a timeout from their pub sesh to join me for some FPL chat. Not all that much FPL chat in the end. Fun one to record, less fun to listen to I’d have thought. | |||
| If You Can’t Beat Gabriel, Lose Him | 31 Oct 2025 | 00:30:33 | |
Some actual FPL advice on this one, can’t imagine it’ll be any good but we have tried. | |||
| 2-1 UTFR | 23 Oct 2025 | 00:14:56 | |
Liverpool are pony, is Joao Pedro as well? Some of FPL’s key talking points covered here | |||
| Semenoooooo | 17 Oct 2025 | 00:33:10 | |
Discussing Lou’s calamitous Semenyo omission and a potential BB in GW8. Guest appearance from stinky stinky Pantlin. | |||
| Defcon Snoozefest | 03 Oct 2025 | 00:34:30 | |
Defcon monsters the topic of the day as well as respective wildcards from the two shit munchers. | |||
| Technical Difficulties | 26 Sep 2025 | 00:21:02 | |
One of us was recording this on a train, see if you can work out who.. also shout out Lou for getting up before 9am for the first time in his adult life. | |||
| Kudos to Kudus | 19 Sep 2025 | 00:28:41 | |
Very ill prepared episode this one, our lead host and agenda setter was skiving from his duties.. so me and Lou took it over and offered up some topical political opinions and dodgy FPL picks if you have some midfield holes to fill. | |||
| Wood Roasted Chaddy | 11 Sep 2025 | 00:25:16 | |
I (Kai) wasn’t on this one, so have no idea what was spoken about. All I’ve been told is that they slag me off quite a lot, so bound to be worth a listen for that alone. | |||
| Palmer Replacements | 29 Aug 2025 | 00:36:47 | |
Full disclosure this episode was recorded prior to United’s shit show in the league cup.. will potentially be some different moves from the group. | |||
| Double Up? | 18 Aug 2025 | 00:25:21 | |
After a false start last week we are finally able to welcome our third host to the pod as Mr Tovell proved his worth once more as the clear top scorer of the group. Was the Salah/Haaland double up the play? We answer this question and many more as we finally have a host with some FPL pedigree. | |||
| 2CD Vibes in the Area | 12 Aug 2025 | 00:30:07 | |
The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come listen. It will not be televised. | |||