Witness the explosive action adventure you have to see to believe. Join Hollywood superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme and newcomer to the cinema scene Claude-Jean Damme Van as together they weave a tapestry of intrigue, action, and desire in DOUBLE IMPACT. One movie. Two Guys. Big Legs. And? Karate.

In this episode: The Top Tens, Wild Hawgs, Double Impact

We promise you it was an accident. It's not his best movie, okay? We just didn't have another choice! We don't really think that! Please, you have to believe us.

In this episode: Blind Ranking, Movies That Simply Are What They Are, Personality Quiz, Daddurday Afternoon

Join us in giving a warm Two Chunks welcome to Kyle of Infinity FC, Dallas’ Only Professional Rec-League Soccer Team! We're talking footy (or "soccer" for all you Yanks), we're looking up Hawgs on the internet (of the "hedge" variety), and we're playing some Extra Credit (a real "my friend rainbowed the ball over my head" of a game if you ask us).

In this episode: Kyle The Infinite, Extra Credit, Wild Hawgs, Spring Delirium

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Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us. Listen on Spotify.



There's a lot of podcasts with the gift of gab. Honestly, when you think about it, most of them are just talking for like, the whole time. And we've had enough of that. We're leaving talking behind, and we're going to finally start solving. So grab your lab coats, because we're heading to the Laboratory (pronounced "laboratory").

In this episode: Has Pixar Lost Its Spark? What Franchise/IP Has Your Unquenchable Loyalty?

It's the sequel to one of our favorite Spider-Movies of all time, but does it deliver? Can Across The Spider-Verse hit the Spider-Mark once again, or it it a Spider-Swing and a Spider-Miss? And just so you know, we, like, definitely were not surprised that this is part one of a two part story. We absolutely knew that going in. You said you heard somebody got surprised by that? Must be thinking of someone else.

It's finale season, bay-beeeee. To celebrate, we recorded our last ever* Mini-Monday. Listen as we play Rank You Very Much for the last time ever* and then hang up our microphones for good*. This is definitely, for sure, one hundred percent the last time you'll ever hear us podcast* so join us for a tear-soaked final* episode entirely devoted to series finales.

*Not really, but Mrs. Maisel, Ted Lasso, and Succession are doing it and we felt left out.

The family is together once again. If you've been listening for a while, you know that these movies are almost a spiritual experience for us. If you're new, that's not as weird as it sounds, we promise. Join us as the NOS flows through our veins and the exhaust fills our nostrils. It's family time.

The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, listen responsibly.

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Vin Diesel, our beautiful peach turtle, has brought us great joy this week. Yes, he's in a little flick you may have heard of called Fast X. But more importantly, he is our certified, genuine, good luck charm, and we're so honored that he chose to bless us with this gift.

In this episode: Movie News, Extra Credit, Whatcha Streamin'

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It's MCU time again, bay-bee! What did we think of James Gunn's latest (and final) entry into the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe? Were we excited to see Chris Pratt again after only hearing him in Mario? Are we back on board with Marvel again? And most importantly, did hearing Vin Diesel in this movie make us more excited for Fast X?

The first bit of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, listen responsibly.

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We thought we'd branch out and try something new this week, so in this episode we we sing strangely, talk in weird made-up accents, and play some imaginary games. So in light of all this change, we've just got one question for you: are we seeuxy?

In This Episode: Anticipation Station, Rumpelstiltskin, jjjolf

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You're podcasting with the big boys now, and they're talking about The Prince Of Egypt! Does this movie truly rank among the greatest 2D animated films of all time (or at least crack the top ten)? Is the music legitimately good or only nostalgia good? Does Ralph Fiennes give us a sneak preview of a Voldemort scream, over a decade early? Only one way to find out.

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If you've ever wondered how Carter would fare if he competed in his own games, this episode is for you! And if, like most people throughout most of history, you've never wondered that at all, well, you'll probably still like it.

In this episode: CinemaCon News, Spring Delirium, Synops-Us and Synops-Them

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We watched The Iron Giant, and you'll never guess which one of us cried. Spoiler Alert: it was all of us.

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LISTENERS! IT IS TIME, ONCE AGAIN, FOR DELIRIUM. WITH THE CHANGE OF THE SEASONS COMES A GREAT THRESHING, A SEPARATION OF THE WHEAT FROM THE TARES, OF THE JUICE FROM THE RIND, OF THE CHAMPS FROM THE CHUMPS, SO TO SPEAK. A CLARIFYING. A REFINING. AND, ULTIMATELY, A CHAMPION'S CORONATION. THIS YEAR, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED THE MOST NOTORIOUS, THE MOST ASTONISHING, AND THE MOST POWERFUL SAUCES TO COMPETE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. And béchamel is here too.

In this episode: SPRING DELIRIUM

Check out Imagine Dungeons, our actual play Dungeons and Dragons podcast. It's got original music, compelling characters, and a great story to get lost in, regardless of your level of D&D experience. What's not to love? No, seriously. Please tell us.

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Carter introduced a segment in which the other Podboys couldn't help but say the Word Of The Day, sending them into Extra Credit, which (by all legal definitions of the term) is legitimate entrapment. He also sent them a picture of his feet (well, foot) while recording. Someone call the authorities.

In this episode: A Star Was Born, Extra Credit, Spring Delirium

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Join us ON THE TRAIL WE BLAZE as we journey down The Road To El Dorado! And let us just go ahead and preface this episode — it's a spicy one!! So row your horse across the ocean and turn up Elton John's worst songs — it's time to BLAZE a TRAIL!

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We're talking about everything today. It's a big ol' content buffet, so pull up a chair. You want to hear a conversation about the Harry Potter reboot (featuring a surprise musical guest)? Boom, we got that. Want to hear somebody talk about Spring Delirium? Got that too. Are you dying to know if Superman could win the Hunger Games? Well you've come to the right place.

In this episode: Harry Potter Announcement, True Detective Night Country, Spring Delirium, What's In The Box

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It's a-time for us to a-go to the Mushroom a-Kingdom for the Super Mario Bros. Movie! The gang's all here — Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong, Toad, and of course Bowser. No John Leguizamo though, which feels like a weird oversight.

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We're continuing Spring Delirium with the next round of match-ups on our bracket, and hoo boy do we really agree on these. We also play a very high stakes game of Mario-themed jjjolf. Fun fact: If you've never listened before, both of those sentences are total nonsense! Merry Mini-Monday!

In this episode: jjjolf, Spring Delirium

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It's the first week of our new series and we're giving it a HA! and a HI-YA! and then a OOH-WAH! as we kick things off with Anastasia! Join us as we discuss everything from the horrors of rotoscoping to the (mis)casting of Meg Ryan. And who knows? You might even just discover that, quite conveniently, you're the long lost Russian princess you were pretending to be this whole time.

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Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. Temps are rising. Spring is here, and that can only mean one thing. It's time (again) to empirically determine the best cartoon character of all time.

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In This Episode: A Bit O' News, Spring Delirium

Our John Wick journey draws to a close with the release of John Wick: Chapter 4 — which critics have been calling the best action movie of the last decade! Do we think they're right? Does anyone do any violence with a pencil? Does the franchise continue to be unashamedly pro-dog? Stop wonderin' and start listenin' friend.

This is just a straight up standard, right over the plate kind of Mini-Monday. Exactly what you'd expect from one of these from the three of us. Jordan decides to keep being an Pouty Boy. Carter pronounces every name correctly. And Doz correctly predicts the exact outcome of round one of Extra Credit. You know. The regular Mini-Monday kind of stuff.

In This Episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit

Over the last few weeks, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 3 — Parabellum after talkin' about John Wick: Chapter 2 last week and John Wick the week before. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

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So, they're making a new Harry Potter. Yeah, I know. Yep, like, starting over. Have you not heard about this? It's crazy. They're just, like, doing it again. The stuff we've seen, they're, like, making another one of it. Oh me? Glad you asked. I'm somewhere between rabid excitement and complete apathy.

In this episode: Harry Potter Reboot, Spring Delirium Pre-Season, Traitors Finale, Survivor

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There once was a boy who hosted a podcast

And much to his cohosts’ shame,

He made it his mission

Never to listen

When someone pronounced their name.

The friends of the boy who hosted a podcast

Always had to explain:

“No it’s not Sillian

Nor Magonnahay

And you must know it’s not Chalamane.”

Until one fateful day on the podcast

The boy botched an Irish name

His friends said “It’s Saoirse

Just like inertia”

Now he’ll never forget it again.

In this episode: Oscars Recap, A Bit O' News, Extra Credit

Over the last week, people keep askin' us if we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're back to talk about John Wick: Chapter 2 after talkin' about John Wick last week. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

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We've been podcasting for over half a decade now. We've been proudly reading our synopses into the cold and uncaring void, not even daring to hope for an answer, and indeed not even needing one. We grew accustomed to the silence. The quiet became as an old friend, comfortable in its familiarity. Constant. Enduring.

Until last week, unexpectedly, an answer came. Out of the ether has emerged a voice. A friend. Smiling at us in our inbox.

Nick Riganas has answered our call.

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People keep askin' us if we're talkin' about John Wick and we haven't really had an answer. But yeah, we're thinkin' we're talkin' about John Wick. Join us as we go on a John Journey (for Carter's first time) leading up to the release of John Wick 4!

Remember to vote for The Hunkies at http://www.twochunksandahunk.com/vote

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You look out across the plains ahead of you, and what you see chills you to your bones. An endless onslaught of MInions thunders towards you, incalculable in number. A violent yellow storm will soon break upon your head. They are a horde of uncaring one-or-two-eyed violent beasts, uninhibited by human language and unhindered by human ethics, and they will stop at nothing until you are destroyed. Your only hope? This podcast. Because honestly what other show is going to tell you the best weapon to survive endless waves of Minions.

In this episode: Returning Spring Streaming Shows, jjjolf, Stranger Things Stage Play, Infinite Minions

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It is with great sadness that Two Chunks And A Hunk informs you that Meredith Grey has passed beyond our sight into the Great Beyond. The great hospital in the sky has gained a valuable new addition to their staff whose unique expertise will no doubt serve them well in the event of a plane crash, live bomb, train crash, helicopter crash, rupturing appendix, car crash, boat crash, or any other such tragedy.

In this episode: Goodbye Meredith Grey, A Star Was Born, Extra Credit

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Quantumania is here! Did it live up to our (ever shrinking) expectations for the MCU? Did it successfully shoulder the (ever growing) burden of creating compelling universe-wide stakes post-Endgame? Does Baskin Robbins get a portion of the profits from this movie?

The first half of this episode is spoiler-free, but the back half will ruin your experience if you haven't seen the movie so, you know, tread cautiously.

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It happens to us all. You get busy. Watching movies. Making podcasts about them. And then — wouldn't you know it — you open your box and it's just chock-a-block full of questions you've gotta answer.

In this episode: Super Bowl Trailers, What's In The Box, We Relitigate Doz's Greatest Crime

Better download this one right away. When else are you going to come across a podcast episode that is named after a movie named after a holiday that also releases on that holiday? Those types of episodes are probably rare, if we had to guess, which basically makes this episode an NFT (we think).

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It's tough out there for movie-idea-havers. After all, there's only so many things you can make a movie about. Man versus beast? Done. Jaws. Man versus nature? Um, hello Twister. Man versus himself? Yep, that's just Face/Off. But what if we told you there was another option. A way to make a new movie, without actually thinking of a new movie. You'd be pretty excited, right? Allow us to be the first to introduce you to The Remake.

In this episode: Box Office Ball, A Star Was Born, Fake It Till You Remake It, Survivor Premiere

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We'll just go ahead and spoil the surprise here — Jordan and Doz accidentally said the Word Of The Day, so they end up playing Extra Credit. It goes exactly how you'd expect.

In this episode: Nintendo Direct Recap, The Last Of Us, Who/What In Hollywood Receives Our Unchanging Love, Extra Credit

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It's time to talk about The Nice Guys, and we recommend that you watch the movie. In fact, it would be fantastic if you finished it. That's not something we usually have to specify, especially if you're a host on this show, but it's necessary, we guess? Like, just because it feels over doesn't mean it's over. It's not a trick when the movie says there's half an hour left. Those thirty minutes are real and they're important.

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The council has spoken and SOMEONE has been banished. Click here to find out WHO. Doctors will HATE you if you try this one simple trick. What they look like now that they are banished will SHOCK you. You thought you KNEW what OUR podcast was like....UNTIL NOW. Have you clicked yet? Up to three cool Podboys in your area are waiting to meet you.

In this episode: jjjolf, Rumpelstiltskin, Unicorn Wars, BANISHED

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This week, we're talking David Fincher's The Game and we're joined in the studio by Michael Douglas himself (probably). Also, we just feel like we need to mention it here, but Jordan is totally normal in this episode. Yep. He's the way he always is, which is normal. Just a regular old normal-style guy over here.

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We narrowly avoided disaster this week, and it's absolutely astonishing to us. We absolutely would have expected to accidentally say the Word Of The Day, which (according to the new laws of our podcast) would have sent us into a game of Extra Credit that we would have absolutely lost. It's absolutely a good thing we never said that word. It left us lots of time in the episode, and we absolutely enjoyed every non-Extra Credit moment.

In this episode: Oscar Nominations, Whatcha Streamin', A Star Was Born, Synops-Us

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This week, we're talking Wind River! It's bleak, often hopeless, and alternately grim and graphic — so just a super fun episode all-around! We take the back half of this episode to talk a little more broadly about what we feel like makes a good mystery. So stop reading this and listen to the episode? Please? We'd really like that?

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Well, Extra Credit's back.

In this episode: Last Of Us Premiere Reactions, Mando Season 3 Trailer, Shrinking Trailer, Extra Credit

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It at first appeared that Two Chunks And A Hunk was back with anothuh episode of their podcast. But why? What could they possibly be discussin' on this particular occasion? And then it hit me. And I must say I was ashamed I didn't see it soonuh. Because it's quite obvious. You only have to put the pieces together just so and then the solution to the puzzle, the very beatin' heart of the question is starin' you right in the face, waitin' for you to be the first to notice it. As fate would have it, it seems my latest adVENtchuh is the subject of this episode's movie musin's. For they're talkin' about Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.

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We're revealing our nominees for all the categories in the hottest awards show you've never heard of. Is it Mini? No, not exactly. Is it Monday? Depends on when you listen to it. But this episode IS the Hunkies. And we can say that with confidence.

In this episode: The Hunkies

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After thirteen long years, we're finally returning to Pandora for a Na'vi-sized Avatar: The Way Of Water episode! James Cameron's long-awaited follow up to the highest grossing film of all time is finally here, and it's got more battle whales and snake sharks than you can shake a stick at. This is our last episode of 2022, so we'll see you (or, technically, you'll hear us) in 2023!

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Okay. Let's power through these. Aldi, if you're listening, we're sorry. Gabby, if you're listening, we're sorry (or you're welcome, depending on your vibe). Mister Stiltskin, if you're listening, stop being such a nasty little guy. Jim Carrey's The Ridler, if you're listening, can we borrow some money? And finally, you, if you're listening, thanks. There, that covers it. Now we can rest.

In this episode: Whatcha Streamin, Prop Shoppers, Rumpelstiltskin, Traitors

Binge season one of Imagine Dungeons, our actual play D&D podcast, on whatever app you're currently on. We know you know how to find podcasts on there. Got you. Now you have to listen.

Keegan, if you're reading this, we're so sorry. We could try to explain ourselves in a lot of ways. We could say that it was early when we recorded this. We could say one of us does this to people's names quite frequently. We could say we planned it (we didn't). But really, if you wanna know the truth, here goes: we were trying to strengthen our pelvic floors.

In this episode: Golden Globes, Year In Review, Yass or Pass

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We're closing out our Christmas series with the most hard-hitting, action-packed, explosive finale we could think of. We watched Falling For Christmas, Lindsay Lohan's direct-to-Netflix triumphant return to the world of film. On purpose! What could be more Action Christmas than that?

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Vin did it. The thumbs up heard round the world. The Instagram post that influenced a nation. He brought Brittney home. And now Jeremy Putin's gonna be in Fast X.

In this episode: Shania Twain Talk, Jean Vinjean, jjjolf, A Star Was Born

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