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Show-time! Jass takes the high-ground when a surprise run-in on the train threatens the Lucky 7's commute to the butcherball game. So many thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons on Patreon (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, whose picture we just super-glued to the wall). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“Gut-a-blastix” - Rolandseer“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer finds herself accidentally double-booked... while responsible for the seven youngest Cottonbottoms! Thank you to everyone who helps make the show! Including our network, Lore Party, and our patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Special thanks to our most important and esteemed patron, our Employee of the Month, Pat, who always makes sure we follow OSHA standards. We REALLY don't want to. Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Door opening 1” - Bowen707“Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise“Crashing” - smmassuda“Phone-dial” -breviceps “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish“Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This office memo is marked NSFW (Not Safe for Wrenzo). Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, join our $7 tier on Patreon to hear our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore! Support the show and hear New Duskmore: patreon.com/trynottodiepod Buy us a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Hear more nerdy shows: loreparty.com Sound Effects: "vcrvhs-sound" - tompalompa of Freesound.org Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out of the Wanders and back to WORK! With Clover at the wheel of the get-away van, Wrenzo and Jass report back to Odessa with Betty Crock's tome of swampy spells. This concludes Arc 10 of Oddjobs! Thank you again to Andrew Palmer of ChasmQuest for joining us as the amazing Wrenzo the Magi! Tune back in next week for our Office Memo, where we'll be updating you on our upcoming schedule. Our eternal thanks go to people who help us make the show. Like our patrons on Patreon! And our network Lore Party! Finally, thanks Pat, our Employee of the Month. Until further notice, the break room is broken. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Interested in donating to the show? Buy us a coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"whip-crack" - sci-fisounds“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound"Big Water Splash" - qubodup"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"la-cucaracha-car-horn" - csnmedia"messy-splat-3a" - foolboymedia"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller"device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“bamf” - themfish"Air Bag Deploy Demo" - Matthew J. Kutcher"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "lightningcrash" - noisenoir "Summon Fey" - Michaël Ghelfi"Word of Radiance" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Matthew J. Kutcher, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Long live Scrimbo! Jass and Wrenzo face the song of the Scrimbologists. We are a loreparty.com podcast! Thanks to our Employee of the Month, Pat. You're the boss, Pat! You can become Employee of the Month on our Patreon, where we're releasing bonus content all the time! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Record Scratch” - Luffy"Big Water Splash" - qubodup"Arcane Sword" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Soaring, flying! Jass and Wrenzo take the scenic route through Wander Green, in search of Clover and the van. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thank yous go to our network, loreparty.com! And also to our patrons over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod who support the show and are rewarded thusly with bonus content, like our BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN, New Duskmore, DM'd by Lisa. And shout out to our Employee of the Month, Pat. He works here! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“Magic-missiles” - spookymodem “Boxing-bell-signals” - mateusz_chenc “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero“39 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“bamf” - themfish“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj“Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Entangle” - Michaël Ghelfi“Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Half of Forever is out to get Betty Crock's mysterious spell-book... and Goo is out to get Todd Polinski's brain. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks to our perfect patrons over at Patreon! We're releasing an entirely new campaign on our $7 tier starting this month - DM'd by Lisa! - and you can hear the Session 0 there now. Thanks especially to our Employee of the Month, Pat, who refuses to help us commit tax fraud. There's always next fiscal year! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi We're a loreparty.com podcast - thanks Lore Party! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell"breaking-bones" - sheyvan"crashing" - smmassuda"photo-flash-canon5d" - eelke"invisibility-spell" - lucasduff"Record Scratch" - Luffy"magic-missiles" - spookymodem"Conjure Volley" - Michaël Ghefli"boxing-bell-signals" - mateusz_chenc All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Todd Goo-linski in tow, Jass and Wrenzo fight off Molpe the suspiciously-hot neighbor and book it! Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We're 'laying' you 'off.' Nap-time! You can become a patron at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod, where we'll soon be debuting a BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN! Donations on Patreon and buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod help us make the show! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"whip-crack" - scifisound"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b"crashing" - smmassuda"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux"Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chased away from Oddjobs HQ, Wrenzo and Jass kick it... until they need to kick it into high gear. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing D&D podcast chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. Until further notice, all employees are onsite 24/7. Don't leave, ever! You can become an Employee of the Month on our Patreon. (Or support the show with a one-off at Buy Me A Coffee.) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"nyc-ambience" - purpleaux"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Fetid Swamp" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"Hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b"knock-7x" - lth_stp"Door opening 1" - Bowen707 All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an ordinary day for Jassifer and Goo... enter Wrenzo the Magni, a goblin wizard from another plane! He's got a big bad book that everybody wants, and a plan for a bog that... well, some people want. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the pod and DM of the amazing D&D podcast, chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We filled your cubicle with keyboards, Pat! You're welcome. You can become an Employee of the Month on our Patreon. (Or support the show with a one-off at Buy Me A Coffee.) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"time-stop" - damnsatinist"portal-idle" - couchhero"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind "bamf" - themfish "30 minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell"Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi"Explosion" - tommccann"marching-3" - webbfilmsuk"Summon Fey" - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to this special recap episode to get caught up on Arcs 1 through 9 of our third campaign, Oddjobs. A cosmic corporate tale of debt and deadly office crushes! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one-shot is brought to you by a special collaboration with Ella Carter, creator of Underfoot: an Itty-Bitty Fey TTRPG! Thanks again Ella for asking us to play the system - we had a blast dipping our teeny tiny toes. You can get a physical copy of Underfoot by backing the Gamefound reprint! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte"lowercrunchyhammergavel" - turtlelg "metal-hit-with-metal-bar-resonance" - jorickhoofd "evening-in-the-country" - inchadney "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"electric-zap" - michael-grinnell"bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul"Record Scratch" - luffy"entrance-bell" - zott820"stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedoAll sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time for a Q2 announcement. Earnings are up! Fetch's chance of survival is down! There are brand new systems headed your way, a helpful recap episode, a brand new arc of Oddjobs, and if you're one of our eldritch patrons, a Session 0 for a brand new campaign... 'Wow,' I'm hearing you say, 'that's a lot of brand new stuff...' and you're RIGHT! But we do it for you. Support the show! At patreon.com/trynottodiepod or buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly! Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :( Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out! Join us on Patreon, where we're making tons of extra content and where you become an Employee of the Month. Like Patrick Brandstatter! Pat, there's some sort of edible thing in the break room. Looks disgusting! Enjoy. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj|“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“coins-fall-2” - belanhud“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo“30 minutes of NY Subway sounds” - Relaxing Recordings“time-stop” - damnsatinist“portal-idle” - couchhero“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“bamf” - themfish “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“entrance-bell” - zott820“Record Scratch” - Luffy“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else. So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?! Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'll have a LOT to go over. Support the show on Patreon or at buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.) Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early..... If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bonus content and soon will be releasing an ENTIRE NEW SIDE CAMPAIGN! Our patron's contributions, small and large, are so appreciated and we couldn't make these new projects without you! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“photo-flash-canon5d” - eelke  All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever. When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out! Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Another fun donation link if you're feeling generous: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria. More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :) CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen! Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro. Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying? You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Bamf” - themfish“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“portal-idle” couchero“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv“crashing” - smmassuda“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation. How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode! Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org “Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.orgAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear. Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts. Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on. Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump. Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disaster. If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Bonus content lives there! If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod ! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“swimming breaking surface” - 14gpanskavalachristoffer of Freesound.org “Summon Fey” - Michaël Ghelfi“impacts-metal-crunch” - pnmcarrierailfan of Freesound.org “Underwater” - Sword Coast SoundscapesAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?) Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month, you can do that on our ⁠Patreon⁠. Did we mention it comes with so much bonus content! If you'd rather a one-time donation, you can do that at ⁠buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod!⁠ Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. You have accumulated .00000000001 hours of sick time, Pat!Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah PeritoMusic by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"coins-fall-2" - belanhud"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"bamf" - themfish"wooden door smash" - eneasz "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Finally, eternal thanks to our glorious and Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter. See you at the mandatory everything, Pat.Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah PeritoMusic by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Toilet-flush" - gowlermusic"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons'Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"coins-fall-2" - belanhud"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"bamf" - themfish"wooden door smash" - eneasz "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :) Check out our stellar network Lore Party, where you can find lots of other nerdy shows! Liisten to Noah DM a Dune campaign on Gom Jabbar! Finally, eternal thanks (and reminder to CLOCK OUT!) to our Elite Employee, Patrick Brandstätter.Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich"Subway-door-close" - tweeterdj"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith"robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76"vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"teleport" - outroelison"time-stop" - damnsatinist"time-slow-down" - patrickliberkind"portal-idle" - couchhero "bamf" - themfish"Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"cowbells" - supersciri"auto-ext-onboard-drive-slow-speed-dirt-or-gravel-road-and-slow-to-stop" - kyles"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"sword-fight-1" - funwithsound All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.) A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurrect you! <3 Thanks also to our network Lore Party - check out their shows at loreparty.com! Sound Effects: “Large-crowd-medium-distance” - eguobyte “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib“Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Portal-idle” - couchhero“Bamf” - themfish“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Electric-zap” - Michael-grinnell“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Censorbeep5s” - bthv“Vine boom sound effect” - Omar Sounds“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, Omar Sounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time. Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :) Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome network Lore Party, and our Buy Me A Coffee page if you're feeling generous. Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"60s-pinball-in-arcade-2" - mrpagliara"elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes"panther" - xhwzq6gv“Time-stop” - damnsatinist"fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo"Record Scratch" - Luffy"dog-disonant-howl" - jace"gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer“Portal-idle” - couchhero "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu"entrance-bell" - zott820"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller"sparks" - erh“teleporter-24b” - blendcache“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind"bamf" - themfish“crashing” - smmassuda All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane. See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.) Special thanks to our network Lore Party! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Love the show? Buy us a coffee! <3 Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Portal-idle” - couchhero “metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus"electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons"Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi"cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu"entrance-bell" - zott820“teleporter-24b” - blendcache All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast! In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong! Support our network Lore Party by listening to their awesome shows! And support this awesome show by joining our Patreon, or buying us a coffee. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“teleporter-24b” - blendcache“Time-stop” - damnsatinist“Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Bamf” - themfish“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure! Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up! Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead! Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Having falling in battle against her sworn enemy, she's left with no option to work off her resurrection debt at the morally grey adventuring company, Oddjobs (led by eccentric tiefling CEO, Odessa Magisteria). But contracts for Jassifer, her slime familiar Goo, and her partner Clover are about to go off the charts... as FESTQUEST approaches! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj"Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich, Youtube“Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Record scratch” - Luffy “Bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero“Teleport” - outroelison “Teleport-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - sound holder“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“Stone door-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4“Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierrailfan“Door opening 1” - Bowen707“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Vehicle-small_car_burnout-version-1” - scott_snailham “Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Crashing” - smmassuda “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one! Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and our wonderful podcast network as well: loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Record Scratch” - Luffy“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube“Gut-a-Blastix” - Rolandseer“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons“lightningcrash” - noirnoir“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus“sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan“bamf” - themfish“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“explosion” - tommccann“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“crashing” - smmassuda“explo-hit-metal-01” - pnmcarrierailfan“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.) Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“car factory - Kia Sportage factory production line” - furiousdriving on Youtube“crashing” - smmassuda“01_crash_loud_cymbals__snares” - theriavirra“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“Record Scratch” - Luffy“device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons“hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“Klaxon Alarm Sound” Lord Sandwich on Youtube All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission. Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects (Forgive me): “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“delphis-fart-12” - delphidebrain“longfart1” - opposit“wav-fart-vegan-002” - frenkfurth“Big Water Splash” - qubodup“water gushing” - jakobthiesen“alarm” - sparrowdagamer“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel  All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever. Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“crashing” - smmassuda“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren“teleport” - outroelison“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“time-stop” - damnsatinist“bamf” - themfish“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“crowd-in-panic” - ienba“metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez“nyc-ambience” - purpleaux“fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte“fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel“robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02“record scratch” - luffy“gasp” - zerocarina“marching-3” - webbfilmsuk“taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment“sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK“crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan“applause-10” - kwahmah_02 “laughing audience sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation. Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“teleport” - outroelison“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“time-stop” - damnsatinist“bamf” - themfish“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story. Join our Patreon where we're releasing our talkback show after every arc, monthly bonus episodes, the score from the show, behind-the-scenes stat blocks, and more! Or drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Shout out to our network of nerdy podcasts, Lore Party! As well as Nicola Narracci, the artist who creates our intro graphics. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“record scratch” - luffy“Fairy Dust Sound Effects” - Free Audio Zone“crashing” - smmassuda“bamf” - themfish“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - kyles “teleport” - outroelison“time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“time-stop” - damnsatinist“nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily. Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child. Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “gasp” - zerocarina“applause-10” - kwahmah_02“record scratch” - luffy“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's murder on the Prince's bird-thay dance floor, unless Jass and Fetch have anything to say about it. Thanks to our patrons - you can be a patron too and get tons of bonus content! And thanks to our network, ⁠Lore Party⁠. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Donate to Goo's brain-fund at our Buy Me A Coffee page. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer"sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun With Sound"Arcane Sword" - Michaël Ghelfi"crashing" - smmassuda""marching-3" - webbfilmuk"applause-10" - kwahmah_2 All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style. Thanks to our patrons, who give us a few bucks a month in exchange for bonus content - you guys keep the show running! And thanks to our network, Lore Party. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “gasp” - zerocarina“applause-10” - kwahmah_02“record scratch” - luffy“laugh-crowd-2” - funwithsound“glass-smash” - chewiesmissus All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it. As always, we have to thank our patrons over at the Patreon! They give us a few bucks every month, we give them hella bonus episodes. Check it out here, or give with no expectation of return at Buy Me A Coffee. And finally, can't forget to thank our sick nasty podcast network, Lore Party! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz"arrow-strike" - plantmonkey"Hissing Metal" - vibe_crc-24b"Record Scratch" - Luffy All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer and Fetch (yeugh!) hit the planar teleportation gates, only to find they're not the most popular hires on-site. If you're up to date and looking for more content, boy do we have like hundreds of hours of it on our Patreon! Check it out for a month or two or give us a no-strings-attached donation on Buy Me A Coffee if you're feeling cheeky. Thank you as always to our (inter)stellar network, Lore Party! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich“subway-door-close” - tweeterdj“elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib“Record Scratch” - Luffy“mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro“elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham“teleporter-24b” - blendcache“Time-stop” - damnsatinist“Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind“Portal-idle” - couchhero “bamf” - themfish“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jassifer has a totally normal and completely spontaneous appointment with Doc. That'll be five silver. You can support us on Patreon (in exchange for hella bonus content) or on Buy Me A Coffee (in exchange for a warm fuzzy feeling). And special thanks as always to our cool-sick-rad network, Lore Party! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"Record Scratch" - Luffy"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes"elevator_strange_grinding" - zabuhailo"subway-door-close" - tweeterdj"elevator-din" - colliershs-colinlib"crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan"Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PART 2 MORE LIKE PART CHOO CHOO! The train goes off the track in the final part of this special Slowquest adventure. Thank you AGAIN to Bodie H. aka Slowquest for this module! If you want to hear bonus Oddjobs content like this two-parter mission, you can sign up for $10 Patreon tier, where we release bonus episodes monthly. This August our $10 patrons got an entire exclusive mini-arc! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea"False Life" - Michaël Ghelfi"cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table" - framing-noise"wind-2" - huggy13ear“Crashing” - smmassuda"wood splintering (1 break)" - wavecal22.1"Wooden door smash" - Eneasz“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj"Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer“Whip-crack” - scifisounds"Forbiddance" - Michaël Ghelfi"Bonk Sound Effect #2" - Yer Boi Lloris"Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4"alarm" - sparrowdagamer"fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76"crowd-in-panic" - ienba"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"teleporter-24b" - blendcache"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind"time-stop" - damnsatinist“Bamf” - themfish"teleport" - outroelison“Bamf” - themfish"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, krc videos, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL ABOARD THE SLOWQUEST EXPRESS! In this very special adventure - brought to you by Bodie H. aka Slowquest - Jass and Clover must board a runaway locomotive to help some Goblings recover their precious treasures. This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon. For more bonus content, both in and out of the Oddjobs universe, check us out there! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Klaxon Alarm Sound" - Lord Sandwich"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"glass-smash" - chewiesmissus“Crashing” - smmassuda"car-door-open-and-close-2" - nachtmahrtv"car-ignition-key-engine-starting-running-3" - rutgermuller"vehicle-small_car_butnout_version-1" - scott_snailham"tires-squeaking" - rutgermuller"teleporter-24b" - blendcache"time-slow-down" - patricklieberkind"time-stop" - damnsatinist“Bamf” - themfish"teleport" - outroelison"Train Sound Effects - Steam Train Start and Whistle" - krc videos"train-at-ford-plant-3" - mr-tea“Whip-crack” - scifisounds"train-whistle" - theshaggyfreak"rock-tumble-2" - stubb“Subway-door-close” - tweeterdjAll sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, krc videos, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks for listening to Arc 6! Hear from Jassifer about what's NEXT for Try Not To Die. Fetch is fine btw we got him ice cream on the way home <3 Check out more awesome podcasts at LoreParty.com LINKS TO SUPPORT THE SHOW: patreon.com/trynottodiepod buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Lisa Condemi & Noah Perito Music by Lisa Condemi & Noah Perito Sound Effects: Chainsaw - JFBSAUVE Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We guarantee a speedy delivery, and also a speedy episode. (No, really, we genuinely didn't realize how quickly this mission wrapped up!) Thanks for joining us for the sixth arc of Oddjobs! For the next few weeks, we'll be posting the Train Chuckers mini-arc on our main feed as we record and edit the next few arcs. Those of you on Patreon can expect Part 3 of the Birth Day Content Surge for $10 patrons, as well as The Afterlife for $5+ patrons. Thanks, as always, for the love and support! Try Not To Die is a ⁠Lore Party⁠ podcast! And thank you finally to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “crashing” - smmassuda “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero  “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “doorbells-5” - happyband  “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Record Scratch” - Luffy “vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices