Explore every episode of the podcast Triathlon Mockery
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat | 14 Aug 2024 | 00:53:28 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Mexican Method | 08 Aug 2024 | 00:29:36 | |
In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| T100 & World Triathlon | 14 Mar 2024 | 00:48:44 | |
In this episode Joe Tom & Max talk about WC Abu Dhabi and T100 miami. Besides that they go in depth about all the french bullshit busters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mushroom pasta | 21 Dec 2021 | 00:40:35 | |
Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The IRON Headbanger | 14 Dec 2021 | 00:39:46 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Special Forces | 07 Dec 2021 | 01:03:23 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Training camp special - naked sauna's | 03 Dec 2021 | 00:39:00 | |
Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator | 30 Nov 2021 | 00:47:22 | |
In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Terminator | 23 Nov 2021 | 00:56:48 | |
Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Cheating bastards | 15 Nov 2021 | 00:45:02 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Cocky American | 09 Nov 2021 | 00:44:19 | |
In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The marginal gains for 2022 | 02 Nov 2021 | 00:45:10 | |
In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| How we're mentally wired | 26 Oct 2021 | 00:49:20 | |
Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Dogz did WHAT? | 07 Mar 2024 | 00:39:22 | |
In this show Joe & Tom talk about joe's 10K and an issue the dogs wont forget. Furthermore they talk about the biggest bullshit buster in history being busted and the milestone of surpassing 1billion people with obesity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Offseason | 20 Oct 2021 | 00:45:26 | |
Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Hip Thruster | 03 Mar 2024 | 00:57:12 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom talk about the miserable weather at the moment, Joe's 10K, PTO miami startlist, IRONMAN NZ startlist en a Hip Thrusting bullshitbullster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Professional Runwalkers | 20 Feb 2024 | 01:04:01 | |
In This episode Joe and Tom Talk about Tom's 10KM race, Joe's goal for his next 10K race, about the tragic death of Kelvin Kiptum and go in depth about race walkers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Band Got Back Together | 13 Feb 2024 | 01:12:40 | |
The band got back together! Talking goals for 2024, t100 series and much more in our newest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Triathlon Mockery Awards | 28 Dec 2023 | 00:59:04 | |
The end of the year, and its time for awards. In this episode Joe and Max talk about certain subjects and reach out awards to certain athletes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Three dogs off the leash | 12 Dec 2023 | 00:59:15 | |
In This episode the 3 dogs get together for a chat about Tom's new plans, Max Podiums at 70.3 Bahrain and Joe has got into new fights with his neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN Cozumel & Hyrox recap | 08 Dec 2023 | 01:07:07 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom catch up after a long time. They recap IRONMAN Cozumel and Joe's little trip to Hyrox Londen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Hyrox & Phuket Triathlon Ft Max Stapley | 25 Nov 2023 | 00:44:58 | |
The Mozzarella is on a holiday, so Max and Joe talk the week through. Joe is facing a hyrox event this weekend and Max chats about the biggest win in his career. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Bailiff in Norwich | 10 Nov 2023 | 00:38:48 | |
Hit the link in bio to support our show and get extra episodes and training sessions. In this episode Joe tells Tom about the bailiffs at his house, some trainingsessions in prep for IRONMAN Cozumel and an expensive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Olympics recap | 04 Aug 2024 | 01:10:17 | |
In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Visit to the hospital, Dog Down! | 03 Nov 2023 | 00:49:05 | |
Joe is not racing IRONMAN Florida and calling it a season due to health reason, Tom Racing Cozumel, The age group advise of the week and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Runners are Dirty | 31 Oct 2023 | 01:09:07 | |
In this episode Tom recaps the Sgrail gravel triathlon, joe and Tom Talk about dirty runners, sam laidlow under investigation of the ITA and a classic bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Spanish Tandem | 19 Oct 2023 | 00:50:17 | |
In this episode, Joe & Tom recap IRONMAN Worlds in Kona, talk about a spanish Tandem race aka draftfest and chat through their own training Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The TM Underpants run | 09 Oct 2023 | 00:49:14 | |
Tom tells about his apple business, joe and tom talk Taylor Knibb in Kona, The Hawaiian IRONMAN Traditions, Joe read a book and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Outlaw | 26 Sep 2023 | 00:45:19 | |
This episode is joined by Max Stapley. Max and joe talk some hot scoops in the scene, is there more doping around and why did Max got arrested in Pontevedra. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| World Championship IRONMAN Nice Recap! | 18 Sep 2023 | 00:50:03 | |
Joe recaps the World Champs in Nice, we discus some highs and lows, a fraud during the beermile, does Joe need a coach? And we doing more races this year ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN WORLDS Nice pre-chat ft Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss | 08 Sep 2023 | 00:42:05 | |
IRONMAN World Championships Nice Pre-race chat, race tactics and more with Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Rat and the 70.3 Worlds Recap | 31 Aug 2023 | 00:30:56 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom discuss the IRONMAN 70.3 Worlds, Tom's swimrace and there was a rat in our camp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| What's News - episode 1 - Triathlon Mockery | 26 Aug 2023 | 00:38:21 | |
Whats news, our new podcast series where we will discuss the weeks news events in 2-3 min per subject - Kristian Blummenfelt racing Paris, two days after that Singapore and now on his way to 70.3 worlds. - Lionel sanders wants to donate his money to young ITU dude. - Another top professional, known as Janice Frodeno, has fallen for the financial heavyweight from a non-alcoholic beer brand. - Water quality in the Singapore/Paris testevent. - Donald trump shredded president Biden for his looks and says physically hes not exactly a triathlete. - Is buying followers and likes Instagram doping? - Terrible news coming from Ireland where 2 people passed away during the swim portion of the IRONMAN 70.3. - Our Picks for the long course weekend - Our Picks for the super league Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Follow unfollow technique | 20 Aug 2023 | 00:45:51 | |
In this Episode, Tom and Joe talk about whats going on in Font Romeu, Tom’s training for IRONMAN penticton and a rare follow/unfollow technique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again | 20 Jul 2024 | 00:40:05 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Strength Training for triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College | 07 Aug 2023 | 01:00:02 | |
In This Episode Tom & Kate talk how you should plan strength training, how it changes over the season and Kate will answer a lot of the questions the fans have send in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Confused Adult | 03 Aug 2023 | 00:49:16 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom talk joe's trainingcamp in font romeu, tom's training in amsterdam for IRONMAN Canada/penticton. A massive bean bullshit buster and a confused young adult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mr 92, FBI Open Up!! | 28 Jul 2023 | 01:02:51 | |
In This episode Joe & Tom talk about A recent sanction by NADA for a pro triathlete, Joe's win at Lake Placid, the beermile and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Surprise Surprise!! Back again | 22 Jul 2023 | 00:47:30 | |
Guess what,, the dogs are back again! Tom And Joe catch up with some stories off the last three weeks. Tommie is recharched, jodie ready to go for ironman lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Challenge Roth Recap | 30 Jun 2023 | 00:50:50 | |
Joedie and Tom recap Roth, record breaking results, Terminator heading into raceweek, runner with air cock technique and lots more to chat through Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Challenge Roth Precap | 24 Jun 2023 | 00:36:30 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom precap Challenge Roth, Bullshit bust a professional athlete and more bs in the triathlon scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Lost Abroad! Where are we? | 16 Jun 2023 | 00:45:59 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk 'poo-problems', recap Challenge Geraardsbergen, the fit pensioners are lost and a hel'lott more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Moto Madness | 06 Jun 2023 | 00:51:21 | |
In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the tragic event during IRONMAN Hamburg, Tom's Half distance and a famous YouTuber ends up in the bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 0lymPiC 1r0nMaN | 30 May 2023 | 00:55:18 | |
Joe & Tom go in depth about women in sport during period, Tom's Olympic IRONMAN 5150 race, the nail through his foot, and Joe and Toms training mythologie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| PTO IBIZA Re-cap | 11 May 2023 | 00:40:05 | |
In this Episode Joedie and Tom chat about the PTO race and recap joe's his long course Triathlon in Ibiza.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The prize money subject | 10 Jun 2024 | 00:55:57 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Strength Training for Triathletes- part 1 | 04 May 2023 | 00:38:52 | |
Welcome to the very first episode of Triathlon Mockery College. In these series want to dig deep into the science and theory of training for a triathlon. This episode is an introduction for Strength Training For triathletes. Why should triathletes go to the gym? Why would it make me a better athlete? If you want to support our show, making all these episodes possible; please head over to our Patreon link in the bio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| PTO IBIZA Pre-cap | 02 May 2023 | 00:40:11 | |
In this Episode Joedie and Tom talk about Techno his dodgy nutrition schedule, the big PTO race thats coming up this weekend and about moving house Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Talking EPO/Doping/ the Collin Case with Thomas Dekker | 26 Apr 2023 | 00:29:23 | |
In This extra episode Ive got special guest Thomas Dekker on with his experience on EPO. How does it work? Do a lot of people do it? Does collins statement make sense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Is This Triathlon biggest doping scandal? | 24 Apr 2023 | 00:56:14 | |
Tom And Joe Talk about Collin Chartier being caught using EPO. On top of that, Joe tells about his race in race at IRONMAN Texas.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||