Explore every episode of the podcast Triathlon Mockery
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Hottest weeks | 04 Jul 2025 | 00:37:33 | |
In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and community interaction. The episode wraps up with predictions for upcoming events and a reflection on the evolving nature of competitive sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sexual Transmitted Doping | 17 Jun 2025 | 00:45:36 | |
In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Happy New Year Dogs! | 02 Jan 2025 | 01:04:27 | |
in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Quitters don't prosper | 16 May 2022 | 00:49:07 | |
Joe & Tom will go on in depth about DNF'ing a race. On top of that they'll discuss general triathlon nonsense like a wet 10k and high's and low's! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS RECAP | 09 May 2022 | 00:46:49 | |
In This episode Joe & Tom give a little recap about the IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS in St George in general. Besides that they chit chat about nonsense as they havent spoken to each other in a while. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Man Flu is real | 29 Apr 2022 | 00:58:46 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom will chat about the IRONMAN World Championships in ST George, IRONMAN Texas and the races in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Ari klau aka Lionels Sanders his P.A. | 24 Apr 2022 | 01:04:27 | |
In this episode an in depth interview with former running and now triathlete, Lionel his training partner, Ari Klau. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Treadmill's Biggest Bullsh*t Lie | 20 Apr 2022 | 00:45:43 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about road running vs treadmill running. They bust a whole lot of bullshit, like riding on Zwift when its nice and sunny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Rona got Us | 12 Apr 2022 | 00:54:05 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Covid for the main subject of the week. As they caught it since they came back from IRONMAN South Africa. On top of that, they'll go deep into the stories of the IRON WAR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN South Africa Recap | 07 Apr 2022 | 00:38:58 | |
Sorry for the poor audio quality.. literally both of our mics broke in South Africa. In this Episode Joe & Tom will do a recap about IRONMAN SA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pseidon's Kiss | 28 Mar 2022 | 00:56:47 | |
Joe & Tom arrived in South Africa for the IRONMAN. The travel was rough and thus lows to be shared. On top of that they'll go a bit in depth about IRONMAN South africa and some of Joe's past Training camp memories in Maui. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| success is bullshit busted | 15 Mar 2022 | 00:56:42 | |
In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about what it means to be succesfull or what succes means - actually thats the only serious thing. The rest is all pisstaking and banter in this episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Riel deal - FT Marten van Riel | 08 Mar 2022 | 01:22:50 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom sat down for a long one! They featured (33:34) the 'riel deal', aka Marten van Riel after his win in IRONMAN 70.3 Dubai (interview at 33:34). Give him a follow on the gram. Get extra content on our Patreon page, link bellow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line | 16 Dec 2024 | 00:39:21 | |
In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian’s transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Cafe con leche | 01 Mar 2022 | 00:52:52 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Cafe stops, the do's and don'ts. On top of that, they introduce a new subject of the week, the Question of the week and many more. If you want to support us, please visit our Patreon page :) link in description. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| In the K-hole | 22 Feb 2022 | 00:48:59 | |
In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about post trainingcamp recovery week as well as how to not put yourself in a hole during the camp. On top of that, classic bust of proper bullshit & some awesome high's and low's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| PRO vs Age grouper (bike) | 15 Feb 2022 | 00:38:59 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about the differences in age group and pro bike dynamics as well as poweroutputt. On top of that, they have quite some low's of the week to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| undercover groupie | 08 Feb 2022 | 00:38:43 | |
Joe & Tom will talk about the benefits of roadbike chaingang intervals vs TT bike intervals. On top of that they'll share some of the top notch how to make a cyclist cry stories and they're back with an instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN participation program | 31 Jan 2022 | 00:36:48 | |
Joe and Tom will talk about the IRONMAN frequent participation program, tell you about their training camp and a little update about the sauna competitions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Recovery like a Junkyard Dawg! | 25 Jan 2022 | 00:50:28 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom will tell you some little tips about recovery, unveil a top triathlon mockery spy and talk about Boris Johnson and his run journey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pumping Iron | 18 Jan 2022 | 00:43:01 | |
In this podcast Joe & Tom are going on about lifting weights, who should do it & why. Besides that they talk about sauna challenges, bust some bullshit and Joe gets mocked by Cyclist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sponsorships - everything you need to know | 12 Jan 2022 | 00:57:22 | |
In this podcast Joe and Tom will tell you everything about sponsorships, how to get it, hot to maintain it and how much pro triathletes make. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The fireman the plumber but not the milkman! - Interview | 04 Jan 2022 | 00:45:12 | |
On this episode we get the one and only Chris xxx , IRONMAN Triathlete and adult performer on the show for an in-dept interview! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Hard Workout with Chris & Christine | 30 Dec 2021 | 00:55:22 | |
Better late then never! This week we'll dive into performance testing. And on top of that, Chris and Christine will show you some extra raw performance test. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Interrogation Room | 08 Dec 2024 | 01:01:28 | |
Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mushroom pasta | 21 Dec 2021 | 00:40:35 | |
Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The IRON Headbanger | 14 Dec 2021 | 00:39:46 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Special Forces | 07 Dec 2021 | 01:03:23 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Training camp special - naked sauna's | 03 Dec 2021 | 00:39:00 | |
Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator | 30 Nov 2021 | 00:47:22 | |
In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Terminator | 23 Nov 2021 | 00:56:48 | |
Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Cheating bastards | 15 Nov 2021 | 00:45:02 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Cocky American | 09 Nov 2021 | 00:44:19 | |
In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The marginal gains for 2022 | 02 Nov 2021 | 00:45:10 | |
In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| How we're mentally wired | 26 Oct 2021 | 00:49:20 | |
Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Dont get fooled! | 28 Nov 2024 | 01:07:32 | |
In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Offseason | 20 Oct 2021 | 00:45:26 | |
Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Holy Sh1t | 20 Nov 2024 | 00:37:17 | |
Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Rating World Champs Results | 06 Nov 2024 | 01:05:03 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL | 24 Oct 2024 | 01:15:44 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The vulnerable Athlete | 10 Oct 2024 | 00:58:15 | |
In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog | 27 Sep 2024 | 01:03:06 | |
In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Caravan Camp Recap | 23 Sep 2024 | 00:53:26 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Toxic Relationship | 30 May 2025 | 00:47:18 | |
In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat | 14 Aug 2024 | 00:53:28 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Mexican Method | 08 Aug 2024 | 00:29:36 | |
In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Olympics recap | 04 Aug 2024 | 01:10:17 | |
In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again | 20 Jul 2024 | 00:40:05 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The prize money subject | 10 Jun 2024 | 00:55:57 | |
In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap | 29 May 2024 | 00:55:37 | |
In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||