Explore every episode of the podcast Top Flight Time Machine
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bumping Allegations | 16 Sep 2024 | 00:36:54 | |
Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Another Cowards Special | 13 Sep 2024 | 00:35:22 | |
More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Hungarian Wall Outrage | 23 Aug 2024 | 00:42:33 | |
GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football? Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 212 | 28 Mar 2024 | 00:34:14 | |
AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 45 | 07 Jan 2021 | 00:29:53 | |
Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Snow White Odyssey - Part 3 | 06 Jan 2021 | 00:32:18 | |
The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mandle-Burning Man-Child | 04 Jan 2021 | 00:44:34 | |
A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 5 | 01 Jan 2021 | 00:41:14 | |
The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 44 | 31 Dec 2020 | 00:38:14 | |
There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Snow White Odyssey - Part 2 | 30 Dec 2020 | 00:32:25 | |
The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 4 | 28 Dec 2020 | 00:39:23 | |
20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 3 | 25 Dec 2020 | 00:34:18 | |
30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 43 | 24 Dec 2020 | 00:34:10 | |
Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Snow White Odyssey - Part 1 | 23 Dec 2020 | 00:31:47 | |
A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Pig Odyssey - Part 7 | 27 Mar 2024 | 00:42:24 | |
More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 2 | 21 Dec 2020 | 00:39:41 | |
40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Mouse Emergency! | 20 Dec 2020 | 00:48:11 | |
Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 1 | 18 Dec 2020 | 00:38:59 | |
50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 42 | 17 Dec 2020 | 00:34:20 | |
The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 8 | 16 Dec 2020 | 00:37:52 | |
How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pervert Story | 14 Dec 2020 | 00:39:03 | |
Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Reginald Bosanquet’s Disco | 11 Dec 2020 | 00:33:41 | |
Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 41 | 10 Dec 2020 | 00:35:15 | |
Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: 13/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 7 | 09 Dec 2020 | 00:33:37 | |
Our mums’ guts, Hologram Whitney, footballer tweets, dead cats on tables, and the secrets of the paparazzi. (Rec: 11/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Terry Nutkins v Johnny Depp | 07 Dec 2020 | 00:46:01 | |
Animal Magic in Scotland, Europe’s biggest baby, Shark joy, what’s inside snooker balls and a new cat infiltration. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Life Logistics - Loaf Alternatives | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:32:28 | |
Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Non-Dyer Wall Talk | 04 Dec 2020 | 00:38:06 | |
We’re a wall pod now – plus, our call for Britain’s greatest moments, ghost activity, and a torque injury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 40 | 03 Dec 2020 | 00:30:14 | |
The 40th episode of this odyssey is solely devoted to the cover of the 5th September 1981 issue of Roy of the Rovers. And some other stuff. (Rec: 5/3/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 6 | 02 Dec 2020 | 00:36:24 | |
Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Icelandic Christmas Folklore | 30 Nov 2020 | 00:43:05 | |
Attenborough’s mad world of ants, the Yule Lads, advent calendars, volunteering as celeb syringers, and Elton meets Arsene. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Diego Maradona | 26 Nov 2020 | 00:42:30 | |
Our tribute to the greatest footballer who ever lived. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 39 | 26 Nov 2020 | 00:40:15 | |
Spertons, how we’ll be ended, ROTR After Dark, Melchester’s deluded fans enrage us again, and the next Odyssey confirmed. (Rec: 27/2/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 5 | 25 Nov 2020 | 00:35:59 | |
Beckham and his ‘uncle’, VAR takes his eye off the ball, our dystopian raspberry future, the TFTM dinner club and a tiny bit of Michael. (Rec: 27/2/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Cockney at Oxford? | 23 Nov 2020 | 00:40:51 | |
The best British moments, Dominic Cummings, Shaun Ryder, Lovers Rock, and Michael McIntyre on Spurs. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Gladiators and Wispas | 20 Nov 2020 | 00:47:39 | |
Gladiators and Wispas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 38 | 19 Nov 2020 | 00:27:49 | |
Roy tries to single-handedly tackle Rovers’ hooligan problem but goes full Lampard instead. (Rec: 20/2/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Pressure Points | 25 Mar 2024 | 00:40:47 | |
Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 4 | 18 Nov 2020 | 00:35:39 | |
The TFTM reach, sea filings, Owen gets mugged off by Shearer and asks his parents for World Cup penalty tips. (Rec: 19/4/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Koi Carp For Cockneys | 16 Nov 2020 | 00:37:13 | |
A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| All The Trimmings | 13 Nov 2020 | 00:41:41 | |
The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 37 | 12 Nov 2020 | 00:34:56 | |
The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 3 | 11 Nov 2020 | 00:32:25 | |
A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Joy of CNN | 09 Nov 2020 | 00:45:53 | |
Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Touch & Steel | 06 Nov 2020 | 00:35:51 | |
The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 36 | 05 Nov 2020 | 00:30:49 | |
Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Owen Odyssey - Part 2 | 04 Nov 2020 | 00:29:47 | |
Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 'Daddy, Why Did You Lie?’ | 02 Nov 2020 | 00:33:37 | |
Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Buttery Crumpet | 22 Mar 2024 | 00:33:28 | |
A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sunderland Hot Bodies | 30 Oct 2020 | 00:36:16 | |
The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Melchester Odyssey - Part 35 | 29 Oct 2020 | 00:38:53 | |
Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||