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This week I'm completely losing the banter wars at home after trying to 3D print The Beatles' faces onto pumpkins. To redeem myself, I spent an hour workshopping the ultimate Halloween jokes, from Gen Z vampires to Barmbarack Obama. Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes ⁠here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a mouse in the house and I'm in a weird mood, so today I am reminding myself of all the things I can't believe I can do as an adult. Enjoy x Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I'm ranking the 20 most popular animals in Dublin Zoo, D tier all the way up to S tier. With takes hotter than the african savanah with criticism colder than an emperor penguin. Are gorillas monkeys? Are zebras horses? Find out on today’s show. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, I’m talking Edinburgh Fringe, one sure fire way of achieving your goals, and how drinking from water bottles are harmful to your health and also sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I talk about the differences in taxi chat at 6.30 in the morning, working with kids, living with rejection sensitivity and how you need to remember where you come from so you’re not a bell end. Enjoy! I’m performing in the Edinburgh Fringe from August 17th - 30th at Underbelly Bristo Square. See yous there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I compare therapy to having a spanner in your arse THEN I go full newsie with five current affair stories and give you my hilarious and on-brand perspective on them. Also sorry the pod is late 🙇‍♂️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I’m chatting about embracing weird, woo-woo self help techniques and how to tell if your wife is in breach of the Geneva Convention. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the pod I’m talking about lucid dreaming, inappropriate parenting emojis how I’m currently on steroids (creatine). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I’m not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out. This 420 has it all, monkeys, aliens, my top 5 songs of all time and my million dollar self help empire! Enjoy but also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod a huge secret I’ve never told my flatmate, how I slept in a casket, and how supermarkets try and manipulate you. Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Blanchardstown Draiocht, March 13th Cork DeBarras March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern March 21st Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Alright, how ye getting on. This week I’m high in the shed whatever! you can’t sack me I’m my own boss, I’m talking about how we go feral when we get sent old memes, Trevor Nelson and the licks in my school and why you should never let anyone who’s lost a dog look at your doorbell.Also I’m on tour!YOU CRY WEIRD TOUR 2026http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror• London: Top Secret Comedy - February 26th• Portlaoise: Kavanagh’s - March 6th• Blanchardstown: Draíocht - March 13th• Cork: DeBarras - March 20th• Howth: Abbey Tavern - March 21st• Galway: Monroe’s - April 11th• Dublin: Vicar Street - April 18th• Cork: Cyprus Avenue - April 24th• Dundalk: Spirit Store - May 2nd• Limerick: Dolan's - May 8th• Waterford: Bank Lane - May 24th• Dun Laoghaire: Pavilion Theatre - May 28th• Belfast: Limelight 2 - May 29th• Kildare: Moat Theatre - June 4th• Dundrum: Mill Theatre - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you when we lock eyes in a Tesco.Enjoy!Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorrorGreystones Whale Theatre February 14thLondon Top Secret Comedy February 26thPortlaoise Kavanagh's March 6thBlanchardstown Draiocht, March 13thCork DeBarras March 20thHowth Abbey Tavern March 21stGalway Monroe's, April 11thDublin Vicar Street April 18thCork Cyprus Avenue April 24thDundalk Spirit Store May 2ndLimerick Dolan's May 8thWaterford Bank Lane May 24thDun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28thBelfast Limelight 2 May 29thKildare Moat Theatre June 4thDundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I’m chatting about self help frauds, how to market your new partner, why I’m so bad at watching films and why I’m banned from uber for life. Enjoy. Also hey I’m on tour! Come check me out all over! Tickets here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Greystones Whale Theatre - February 14th London Top Secret Comedy - February 26th Portlaoise Kavanagh's - March 6th Blanchardstown Draiocht - March 13th Cork DeBarras - March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern - March 21st Galway Monroe's - April 11th Dublin Vicar Street - April 18th Cork Cyprus Avenue - April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store - May 2nd Limerick Dolan's - May 8th Waterford Bank Lane - May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion - May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 - May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre - June 4th Dundrum The Mill - June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt. Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy special on Saturday Jan 31st in the Workmans of all my favourite jokes that I won’t be telling again. Tickets are just 8 quid, check it out here. If you can’t don’t worry you can hear all my brand new stuff when I’m on tour from next month. Tickets for those gigs right here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was Christmas EVE EEEVE! Oooon the podcast. This week I’m talking about the secret to intimacy, how to teach losing and what I really want for Christmas. Enjoy. Also tune in to the end where you’ll hear a 13 year old cover of Driving Home For Christmas I recoreded while unemployed, living in London. RIP Chris Rea. But ALSO, I’m on tour! Come see me LIVE! All over Ireland and the UK. Tickets here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am back!!! And just like how it all started, I am kicking off with the annual Toy Show review, and this year it's a good one. Enjoy! This show is part of HeadStuff Podcasts. To access bi-weekly bonus episodes and ad-free listening from Hit Show just go to https://headstuffpodcasts.com/membership/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You heard it right, Hit Show is coming back! Episode one drops Tuesday the 9th with a Late Late Toy Show Review. Episodes will be released every two weeks on HeadStuffPodcasts.com or wherever you get your podcasts. HeadStuff+ members will also receive bonus episodes on the alternating weeks, so members get a new episode every week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright? How ye getting on? After 500 episodes of the podcast, I’ve decided to take a proper break. I will be back before too long, rejuvenated and excited with a podcast that is more in service to you my beloved listeners.  You can always catch me on Instagram or listen to me and the boys on Young Hot Guys. See yous in a bit. Fuck the boats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Good Boy out October 16th on the RTÉ Player and so this week I’m joined by director Fergal Costello and Hannah Mamalis who also co-wrote the show. We chat through how Good Boy came to be, passive aggressive office signs, career failures and give you some behind the scenes insight into how the show was made. If you’re a long time listener of this podcast or have ever liked anything I’ve ever made I implore you to give the show a watch so that we can make more! Thanks! Enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I'm chatting how I bought 6 of the wrong mattresses and how I refused to admit I was wrong, also some chat about the new Vince McMahon documentary. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new full length bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from under the bridge it's your favourite little troll, talking all about finding a cause worthy of chat show patter, having a scrap in a charity shop and how I miss hearing me Ma scream her head off at me. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new full length bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, as well as changing the conversation, I'm changing the currency. See when I was a kid we had people on money, not boring BRIDGES! So this is my pick for the new 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100 bob note. You won't believe who is on the €50. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new full length bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I'm chatting Oasis tickets, travelling to space and coming to terms with a good thing coming down the line. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you get when you mix a spice bag, Padre Pio stickers and a great Irish elk as well as 13 fundamentally Irish things together? Only the greatest tournament this podcast has ever seen!!! 16 Irish things enter but only 1 is called champion. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I'm talking fulfilling your wildest dreams in the simplest of ways, watching your triggers and imagine what it would be like if my son was a rapper by the name of Pineapple Ice. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm talking Mikey Graham and the alternative routes to fame. Also I ponder whether I'm pushing too many of my own interests on the boy. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I shite on about a 1 star review that wound me up and made me become an internet troll. Enjoy! Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm chatting the most cursed camping weekend and out myself as a closted claustrophile. Enjoy! Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm talking historical event fatigue, slow assassinations, and how to make your place of work like the Batcave. Enjoy! Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'M BACK BABY! Chatting my new English baddy character, gay robots and I do my Mount Rushmore of TV Villains, number 2 will SHOCK you. Enjoy! If you want a better sounding podcast (recorded this one in Headstuff with the volume too low :S) may I recommend the BONUS Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm hyperfocused on building a door, turning a shelf into a couch and the importance of shorthand in relationships. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I finally identify as a grown up also the best put down when someone's talking heaps. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm chatting about the real household heroes, my Eurovision opinions, going away funerals and how I couldn't be arsed to check out the Northern Lights. This week on the podcast about my brief stint as a gambling addict and how I've finally used my powers of being an asshole on the phone for good. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast about my brief stint as a gambling addict and how I've finally used my powers of being an asshole on the phone for good. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 4 years of the show. Enjoy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I'm chatting pre-internet dirty limericks, my ideal DIY shopping experience and how I'm getting rinsed in my own home. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the spirit of 420 this podcast is intentionally late, actually. Ah no I recorded the first one in my car and kind-of-freaked-out? But not this one! No! On this 420 spesh I'm super chill, chatting about being present, how we are but a caterpillars evolving into the next state of consciousness, my first chicken wrappo from a chinese and how everyone gets fomo, even Moses. Also hey! I'm on tour! All tickets you can grab right here! Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm telling you exactly why you should never let anyone tell you you're dumb, chat about my unlived life as a peacocking magician and get into my new favourite hobby. Also if you like this pod may I recommend a better podcast? It’s the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I’m talking about toxic softies and my VR happy place. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm telling an explosive story about getting through airport security, how I don't know what the Easter bunny is and calling out hungover boardroom contrarions. I see you Pascal! If you like this podcast, please consider supporting it on headstuff+ where you get access to the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow a brand new full length bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus shows from the last 3 years of the show. Enjoy! This episode is sponsored by Samaritans to find out more, go to listening.ie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I'm showing you what you're out if you're not currently subscribing to the bonus show on headstuff+ I recorded this pod for Valetines and now its unlocked for your enjoyment: the best-ever chat-up lines courtesy of some incel probably. So if you like this pod do me a favour and subscribe to Bonus Cantwell Shitshow a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I’m talking the Eurovision boycott, my life post-vape and other things you won’t believe.  Enjoy! Also would you like to support the show? Check out the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow available on Headstuff+ (https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=102988&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&return_to=https%3A%2F%2Fheadstuffpodcasts.com%2Ftony%2F) Where you’ll get access to a brand new bonus podcast every Friday as well as access to over 200 Bonus Podcasts from the last 3 years of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices