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Feed Drop - Murphy Bay Magic: "This Place Sucks"
01 nov. 2025
00:52:35
Follow Murphy Bay Magic on your fave podcatcher, babes! We won't be posting more episodes on this feed.
The spinoff to Today's Lucky Winner. Mere months after the world learns about the supernatural, and her best friend Dawn dies- death's daughter Rita moves to the Oregon coast with her wife. Murphy Bay, long a haven to supernatural beings, is in peril. Between the earthquakes, disappearances, murders, and bigotry from the outside world- Murphy Bay needs help. After promising Dawn she'd use her powers to help people, Rita works to solve the mysteries of Murphy Bay, while navigating a world without her best friend.
CAST
Rory, Gertrude - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Riley, Jack the Ripper - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo
Kieghan, Tyler - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray
Sunny, Amy - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
Rita, Orla - Brianne Leeson @AuDHDBri (Instagram)
Danny - James Leeson
Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the world
Murphy Bay Magic follows Rita- (Death's daughter, demigod, former grim reaper) and her wife Sunny (vampire, doctor), as they move to Murphy Bay, Oregon from Texas. With their nephew Kieghan (druid, witch, little guy) they'll unravel the mysteries of this seaside haven for the supernatural.
Monthly, Super THICC episodes start November 1st. New episodes land on the 1st of the month.
**Not the same RSS feed as TLW! Go follow the new show please.**
We figured we owed you a little laughter after making you cry until you shidded and farted with the series finale. In this "Hot Ones" inspired (but legally distinct from "Hot Ones", we cannot stress this enough) Q&A, the cast goes on a hot sauce journey while we answer listener submitted questions.
There's also a bit at the end where you get some details about the spinoff!
Let's have a moment of silence for Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Moment over. The final battle for the fate of earth is underway, but will the gang be able to win? Kyle, Ricky, and Vicki confront the higher ups- and we find a name for Ricky's baby. The time difference between hell and Texas is bigger than you'd think- and horribly inconvenient.
CAST
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Cowboy Witch, Leonard - Carl Brooks @carlbrooksvo
Rita has GOT to stop singing Shania. Kieghan learns about demonic community building. Dax and Grackna help out, even though everyone's being totally weird about it. Hink meets an asteroid, and finally feels like things might be okay. We contemplate the logistics of having sex with a living skeleton person. Uriel meets Daddy Hans.
The gang learns about city planning and water treatment facilities! Dawn has learned a new language? We get a performance from the Boobenheimer Family Band. Baby witches are out here shooting guns. Kieghan gives everyone at The Workshop a strong talking-to about implicit bias. Vicki educates us on the difference between a kink and a fetish
Death eats a Hot Pocket! Leonard eats a can of soup! Dawn eats a cookie! Rita receives some fruit snacks! Sunny gets a vampire boner! (Damn, was Brianne hungry when she wrote this episode?) A leftist podcast has a few guests that are definitely not encouraging you do to anything illegal.
Millie tiene chorro, porque ella bebió demasiado café. Vampire hell is kind of dope looking! Ricky searches for some special doodads with their bony little fingies. Kyle eats a Hot Pocket! Kieghan is forced to overcome his fear of public speaking- BIG TIME. A local barista goes beast mode on a demon.
CAST
Dawn, Real Estate Lady - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Kieghan meets a fake southern belle. Viv has a wild idea- wilder than the time Rita thought she could pierce her own nipples with a paperclip. Jacksie finds a new toy- but it's not for buppies. The gang regroups at Leonard's house, where Rita marvels at the Aquadouche 5000. We figure out the math on how many people Rita could kill in an hour.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Reginald, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
We learn the fate of Amelia Earheart! Don't talk to Millie before she's had her coffee. Leonard texts an old friend, who might be into some less-than-savory business. Rita, Sunny, and Dawn are in the closet- like literally, though. We all know they're queer. Jacksie sees like, the MOST BONES he's ever seen at once.
In this episode: Judith receives some delightful news from a minion. (not the "banana" kind of minion) Nostradamus needs to work on his penmanship. Rita squashes a beef with the angel of death. Jacksie is a very helpful young man. Rita might have developed a dark passenger that urges her to kill. Dawn makes a killer 90's reference. Kieghan can't handle his weed.
Millie gets a big ouchie, and Leonard resists the urge to say, " I told you so." Leonard cracks open a cold, refreshing Zima with a former lover. Sunny and Dawn get a lesson in reaper language. Rita discovers some trauma she needs to unpack (later, she doesn't have time now!). Charles Dickens McFucking LOSES IT! Kyle, Viv, and Kieghan summon a baddie who's down to swallow anything. Kieghan enjoys a relaxing time with some Minecraft and Bluey
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Charles Dickens, - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
Kieghan, Todrick - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray
Sunny, Millie, Viv - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
Rita, Vicki- Brianne Leeson @AuDHDBri (Instagram)
Kyle, Todd - James Leeson
Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the world
Viv cuts a bitch! Rita may or may not have sucked off Charles Dickens. The ladies try to get to Florida. Millie ignores Leonard's warnings, and pays for her hubris- also, she might ruin his area rug. An old lover pays a visit it Leonard. Kyle is summoned- just the one Kyle. Not all Kyles. Nostradamus tries to be a hacker. Rita uses her knowledge of Flava Flav to recruit a comrade to their cause.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Charles Dickens, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
We're back, babies! Time to figure out wtf Rita, Dawn, Sunny, and Jacksie are gonna do, after getting transported somewhere far, far, away. Millie does a murder, and Leonard has a bad time at a train station. Rita may or may not have sucked off a famous English author. Judith decides to check out the public transportation in The Exchange.
In this final holiday special of the WHOLE SERIES, we travel back in time to 1843, when Rita meets a writer, desperate to make a deadline. (it's Charles Dickens, Bee-Tee-Dubs) Enjoy this holiday special, which definitely won't have any implications in upcoming episodes. (tee-hee. I'm lying!)
Voiceover - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
Charles Dickens, Narrator - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
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Debbie has a highly erotic meeting and makes a handshake deal. Azrael, The Angel of Death, creams their G-D jeans over who pops into their cubicle next. We ponder the plural of panini. Nostradamus accidentally eated too many shrimps. We learn more than we wanted to about goat demon anatomy. Leonard knows someone who may have JUST what the gang needs to sabotage the DMV. Kieghan is AT CAPACITY, do you hear me?! He's had ENOUGH! Don't talk to him about stuff or things, ANYMORE. They're sabotage and betrayal! Rita, Dawn, Sunny, and Jacksie take a trip.
We're taking a short break after this episode! We will be back with regularly scheduled nonsense, and the last half of the season on January 15th.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Nostradamus, Carl - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
We hear about the best place to get your live Christmas trees, if you live in or around Buda, TX. We meet a talented actor from Evil Julliard. Carmilla gives the best TV interview. I mean the best one of all time. Barbara Walters has been awful quiet since it aired. (mostly because she's dead, but you get it) Rita defends her stinky son. Dawn gets a very bad vibe at the Warlock Magic Depot. Leonard gets a call at an inopportune time.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Colt - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
Debbie does a Scott Bakulas at Githmar's! (That will make sense when you listen) There's erotic ring toss and shirtless demons! Judith discusses the economy on the news. Debbie's fanny pack is the talk of the town. Rita gets so angry, she could shit.
Guard, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Carmilla has a press conference, which is impressive for someone who had her head ripped off last season. Kyle talks to an old friend. Kieghan receives a cryptic message about his future from a frenchman. Dawn keeps that MF-ing thing ON HER. Rita tries to discuss her fantasy Star Trek threesome. Oh, and by the way- Cowabunga.
Weird Hat, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, Helmet Hair, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Judith tries to find a snack for her newborn baby at the train station. Dawn is a stereotypical Texan…AGAIN! Rita’s body of work as a photographer is explained to a hobgoblin. Dawn falls asleep, and it’s kind of a big deal. Sunny does a smooch on someone! Leonard gets uppies.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
Business Demon, Figgle, Warehouse Demon - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray
In this episode: Kyle keeps on barging into workshops where artificers are jorkin' their peanitses. Kieghan really needs to see a therapist. Viv learns about the DMV's magic computer. Kyle struggles with the word "patchouli". Sunny and Dawn enjoy the temporary comfort of Leonard's house- and his weird shower head attachments. Para español, oprima el dos. Rita freaks tf out, but TBH, that could be half of these episodes. Rita is DEFINITELY NOT HAVING MOOD SWINGS. Cameron dies. You know, beloved TLW character "Cameron"?
In this episode: Judith “makes” a new friend. Dawn is SUCH a stereotypical Texan. Leonard pulls of the heist of the century. There’s a grilled cheese sandwich made with pancakes instead of bread. Sunny takes a little nap. We see Leonard’s house! Rita does a little Hobbit cosplay. Debbie explores Vitriol’s nightlife. Why does everyone know about Rita’s bad poop?!
A Dallas-based televangelist has this whole "holes in the sky" thing figured out. Leonard learns about sustainability and running a Casino from one of the worst people he's ever met. There's a big puppy! Kieghan offers refreshments to a house guest. Rita uses the caveman method to fix a piece of DMV technology. Millie reveals the spoils of a secret heist she completed. Rita tries to eat dog food.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Pastor Jim, Narrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode! Debbie harasses an innocent Dawson's Creek fan. Rita may have killed someone. Rita also might have made a new friend, so I'd say that takes the sting out of the possible manslaughter. Sunny and Dawn have a heart to heart, while Jacksie tries to find a dry place to take a shit. Leonard flexes his survivalist skills. Kyle eats a new, herbaceous, salty candy. It's gross. Keighan has an incredible idea, that only involves a LITTLE SUMMONING OF THE DEAD, OKAY?
In this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground. Did you know that with just a few lines, you can change a drawing of a four leaf clover into a fucked up little dick and balls? Rita sees the most beautiful room she's ever seen in her life. Millie explains Kalgrath demon anatomy. If you stop by, tell them Mistress Mandy sent ya'!
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Azgamez, Ron Johnson - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context, but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the Rita is genetically predisposed to enjoy gay oil wrestling. Kyle may or may not be violating someone's intellectual property, with one of his dreamscape rooms. Rita meets her new nemesis. Blender guacamole guy is dead. Horny Derek is her enemy now. Millie learns a powerful new tactic for torture. Rita discusses the finer points of Hamtaro.
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Stinky Derek - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgray
Sunny, Viv, Millie - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
Rita, Maria - Brianne Leeson @AuDHDBri (Instagram)
Horny Derek, Kyle - James Leeson
Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World
In this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work. Rita has issues with soap. Millie tries a carbonated beverage for the first time.
Dawn, Uriel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Jens - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body.
Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining options and fauna of the hell dimension in which she finds herself. GUARD YOUR BUTTHOLE.
We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading things before she signs them.
Violet and Brianne made another show (non-fiction this time)! Infodumpies celebrates the autistic and ADHD skill of infodumping, following topics close to Brianne and Violet's hearts, and featuring occasional autistic and ADHD guests. Enjoy a sampling of Infodumpies, and make sure you subscribe to the show on your podcathcer of choice! ____________________________________________________________________________________ Violet takes a dump!
Expert 90's hacker babe, Violet, teaches Brianne that hacking wasn't invented when the movie Hackers came out. Going far beyond Matthew Lillard's ouvre, Violet teaches us about phone phreaking, how the movie War Games changed federal law, ransomware, wtf "Eternal Blue" is, and giant bitcoins.
Listen, it’s the season finale, ya’ll. After that hell of a cliffhanger for the musical episode, things aren’t looking so great for the gals. Rita- Dawn- separated?! A relationship on the rocks?! I thought this was a goddanged comedy show, but we’re really leaning into the “drama” part of “audio drama” this time, huh?
It’s a musical extravaganza! Join our GOR-geous, BEAU-tiful starlettes as they tickle your ear holes and dazzle the senses- in an all singing, all dancing, mostly drug-induced cabaret, the likes of which you’ve never heard before. Will Rita come clean to her undead lesbian lover and soulmate? Will Dawn snap at being tricked into a musical? Find out, in “Dreamscape!: The Musical”
In this episode: Jacksie takes on some personal projects in his room. (Under Rita and Sunny’s bed) Rita works on her mime skills, and she received a thoughtful gift from Sunny that leaves her wracked with guilt. Dawn and Rita grab a couple of frosty mangonadas. Carmilla definitely had nothing to do with the Telemoraid leak. She knew nothing about it, she hates it, and she’s definitely not lying. We learn about a new, non-surgical option for your saggy sack. Dawn hops into the dreamscape, catching Rita in a carefully choreographed method of procrastination.
Cast:
Dawn, Hottie - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Saggy-Scrote - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Rita learns about proper hoof maintenance. Jacksie meets an old acquaintance. There *might* be leftover fruit snacks. Rita awaits hearing back from some contractors on some serious repairs. Carmilla lays off some of her managerial staff ( By eating them. She eats them. ) Crawford pulls a li’l sneaky on em’. Leonard gets an EXTREMELY intrusive call from Rita.
Cast:
Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Leonard, Crawford - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Dawn, Kieghan, Rita, and Viv visit the bustling town of Strappsville. Rita keeps on trying to be the best ally to her autistic BFF, and makes a disability accommodation for Dawn in the Dreamscape. Listen, if Rita can do it- who do we have to kill to get them elsewhere? No, seriously- WHO? Keighan and Rita buckle some swash. Viv looks at wibbly hole. Someone damages the facade of the historic Strappsville Herald building.
In this episode: We flash WAY back to when Judith and Carmilla first met. Rita pays homage to tap dancing legend, Cora LaRedd. Dawn may be coming around on the idea that The Narrator isn’t an auditory hallucination- wait…NAH, That would be wild if he were real. Nevermind. Judith hatches a plan that’s, I’ll say it- downright sinister.
In this episode: We partake in the #oldtimeymedicine challenge. Dawn has made a flow chart, and it is NOT shaped like a beepis this time! Rita learns a new vocab word, and Kieghan makes an enemy- even though he’s just a little guy. Vicki struggles to combat some dodgy potato salad. The mystery of Amelia Earhart’s disappearance is solved. Judith is NOT going to get the security deposit back on the Godslayer’s underground lair.
Cast:
Dawn, Metatron - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Chad, Narrator, Guard 2, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
Viv, Debbie, Guard, Martin - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
In this episode: Rita shares a mixing bowl full of chili with one of her heroes. Master Leonard shares his thoughts on The OC. Kyle and Vicki have certainly found themselves in quite the predicament, and gas station boner pills may be their ticket out of it. Carmilla has a phone conversation with Charles. Charlie? Oh, “Carl”? That can’t be right.
Cast:
DEA - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Master Leonard, Guard 2, DOJ, Crawford, Carl - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Dawn threatens to strike down Carl with the most heinous of Necromancer curses. Carl teaches us all about why pesto is a great choice for someone who’s trying to sober up after eating an edible and smoking two joints (Ahem…DAWN). Sunny threatens someone with a gun. Wait, what? It’s Sunny- she probably has her reasons. Rita learns that her favorite hobby, recreational drugs, may be off the table for now.
In this episode: Dawn and Rita’s accidental fusion dance leads to an honest heart-to-heart. Dawn calls a friend to help de-Rita her brain. Bertram learns about a giant karate rat. Carl sets a fine example of body positivity. Viv shows up outside of The Workshop, so she’s definitely not some artificer hologram- not that Rita suspected that.
In this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s like to walk a few hundred feet in the other’s shoes. We meet the coolest kid on all of Victorian England: Bertram Thrompwhomple IV.
Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World
Special Thanks: @fintago, for his Bertram joke contribution. You can reach @fintago by taping a note to an old Blockbuster VHS, and putting it through the return video slot in the carcass of an old Blockbuster Video. If he finds your message worthy, either he or his cats will find you and deliver a response.
Writer, Director Brianne Leeson
Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz
Editor, Sound Design James Leeson
Original music by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles
Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a tale of historic love and shapely gourds.
We're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes.
Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" shirt!
Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz
Editor Brianne Leeson
Original music by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles
This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When Betty Bingus came to Strappsville, she thought the only thing that would be getting topped was the tree. Thanks to Mona Glasscock and her artisanal dildos, she’ll learn the true meaning of the holiday season. Starring Rita, Sunny, and a horned up granny- cozy up with your loved ones to watch “Rita’s Holiday Special”.
In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute!
Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ community! They make their logo a rainbow for Pride every year. What- What are you doing? Stop! Stop looking at their political donation history!
Were old-timey doctors right? Is cocaine just vitamins that make you strong? Maybe?
Cast:
Dawn, Actor 1, Erica - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts
Narrator, Crawford, Actor 2 - Sean Turner @seanwkturner
In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious, gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye. Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball.