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Meaty mince pies, Christmas sticks and frog kisses16 Dec 202500:15:01

Meaty mince pie anyone? No? In this episode of Today with tonies Tim and Sam dive into a wonderful Bubbling Bucket to pull out funny facts and extra special challenges. Little ones can join in to explore some interesting Christmas traditions in True or False, and put on their listening ears for a seasonal game of What’s That Racket? Listen in for a whole load of festive fun!


Joke: What do frogs kiss under at Christmas?


Punchline: Mistle-toad! 


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Elves, ferrets and brussel sprouts09 Dec 202500:17:21

It’s starting to feel festive in the world of Today with tonies, as Tim and Sam talk giant brussels sprouts, suspicious Christmas food and shiny wrapping paper! Curious kids can join in the fun, getting to know Elbert the Elf in a hilarious game of Act it Out and finding out what a group of ferrets is called in Collective Nouns (is it a business, a pack or a colony? Make your guess now!) Listen in for more fun and surprises!


Joke: What Christmas food is always watching you?


Punchline: A mince-spy [mince pie]


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Ant legs, hamster wheels and rumbling stomachs07 Oct 202500:17:48

Did you know there is a special word to describe the sound your stomach makes when it’s hungry? Little learners can find out this and more in the latest episode of Today with tonies! Play along as hosts Tim and Sam challenge their brain power in Mission Memory, put their maths skills to the test in More or Less and grapple with a giant hamster wheel inside the Big Bubbling Bucket. Tune in for all the fun!


Joke: What kind of house is always watching what you do?

Punchline: A cottage-spy.


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Acorns, snow globes and miniature toy koalas30 Sep 202500:16:18

On this exciting new episode of Today with tonies, Sam and Tim dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket for two fun-packed challenges. Little minds can get ready for a game of “Don’t Make Me Laugh,” where Sam and Tim try to make each other giggle. Then, it’s time to listen to a rather odd story to shout out which numbers are odd - little ones shout them out at home! Make sure to come along for the adventure!


Joke: What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?

Punchline: A purr-maid!!


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Furry rugs, tiny trees, dog toys23 Sep 202500:17:00

Get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket with Sam and Tim on this exciting new episode of Today with tonies! Two fun-packed challenges lie amongst furry rugs, a tiny tree, and a dog toy in the shape of a bone in the Bubbling Bucket of Challenges. Little minds can get ready for "Where in the World?", a game that transports listeners to a mystery location - can you guess where Tim and Sam might be? Then, it’s time to be silly in a game of "Wrong Answers Only." where no answer is a wrong one! Make sure to come along for the adventure!


Joke: What is the coldest part of ice-cream?

Punchline: The gela-toes!


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Sparkly crystals, seeping bags & butterflies16 Sep 202500:15:52

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Today with tonies! The show is full of facts, fun and more challenges than you can shake a stick at! In today's episode, listeners can learn some amazing facts, like - did you know the world's oldest joke is nearly 4,000 years old? Next, it's time to play along at home with Tim and Sam in a game of Make It Count - how many ‘neigh’ sounds can you count? Then in another listening game of ‘What's That Racket’: can you guess what sounds the bucket is making? It’s a fun one so make sure you tune in today! 


Joke: What do you call a bear with a magic wand

Punchline: Your furry godmother


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Frozen peas, Animal masks & stick-on moustaches09 Sep 202500:16:39

Join Tim, Sam, and the Big Bubbling Bucket for another episode of Today with Tonies! This episode is packed with interactive fun for little listeners. First up, it’s a new challenge called "Act It Out" where listeners can act out all the sound effects to a story read by Tim. Then test your group knowledge with a matching game of Collective Nouns! See if you can figure out what things with the group words TROUPE, COLONY, and SHEAF. Plus, discover the surprising story behind how the phrase ‘computer bugs’ got their name. It's an action-packed episode, so make sure you join in the fun!


Joke: What do you call a scary camera

Punchline: A came-raaaaaaaaaahhhh!


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Cuckoo clocks & cuddly cats02 Sep 202500:16:56

Welcome to Today with Tonies, the show packed with facts like: did you know that the most recognisable song in the world is "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls? Listeners can get ready for a super silly game of "Mission Memory" where you'll need to remember a silly list of musical instruments, followed by the maths-challenge "More or Less." This and so much more lie in today’s episode, so make sure to listen in! 


Joke: What kind of ball can you eat your dinner on?

Punchline: A tay-ball! [table]


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Confetti, a clockwork train & clown nose26 Aug 202500:15:51

Did you know that the first meal eaten on the moon was breakfast? In another fact-packed and hilariously silly episode of Today with Tonies, listeners can join Tim and Sam on their quest to win as many challenges as humanly possible!  First up, we hear from you - the listeners at home in a game of “Punchline Puzzle.” Can you guess the punchline to our listeners' jokes? Then, little listeners can get ready for an epic rap-battle with lines that rhyme in a game of “Rhyme Time Tattle Battle.” Packed full of fun, facts, challenges and jokes there’s so much in store in today’s episode. 


Joke: How do thunderclouds fire lightning bolts?

Punchline: With their rain-bows!


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Buckets, cotton hats & an ostrich19 Aug 202500:15:41

Welcome back to another fact-packed episode of Today with Tonies, with Tim, Sam and our amazingly all knowing Big Bubbling Bucket of Challenges! In this episode little ears can expect to learn a few animal facts along the way with a game of  “Do Elephants Miaow,”. What mammal can you think of that is from Asia and is covered in scales? Then, little ones can get ready to try their best not to laugh in a hilarious round of “Don’t Make Me Laugh.” It’s a fun-filled episode, so make sure to tune in!


Joke: What do you call a snowman in August?

Punchline: A puddle!


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Pillows, golden boxes & fairy lights12 Aug 202500:17:10

Join Tim and Sam play the sound game of “What’s that Racket?” where the Bubbling Bucket plays mystery sounds for listeners  to guess what the sounds are. Then it’s time for a game of  “Mission Memory” as they try to remember a silly list of sandwich ingredients! Play along at home to make this a terrific Tuesday!


Joke: How do hedgehogs hug?

Punchline: Very carefully!


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Acorns, snow globes & toy koalas05 Aug 202500:15:59

Get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket with Sam and Tim on this exciting new episode of Today with Tonies! Two fun-packed challenges lie amongst acorns, snow globes and miniature toy koalas in the Bubbling Bucket of Challenges. Little minds can get ready for a maths game of “More or Less”, putting their addition and subtraction skills to the test! Then, it’s time to learn a new musical genre in a game of “Name that Tune.” Make sure to come along for the adventure!


Joke: What is a giraffe’s favourite fruit?

Punchline: A neck-tarine!


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Baubles, banjos and reindeer cheese02 Dec 202500:14:17

In today’s episode of Today with tonies, hosts Tim and Sam dive head first into a bubbling bucket of baubles, banjos and blueberries to bring you a bunch of bizarre buffoonery! Little listeners will help them remember a weird and wonderful list of items in Mission Memory, put their brilliant brains to the test with a game of More or Less and learn all about a cheese made from the milk of a very festive animal… would you try it? Listen in to join the fun! 


Joke: Why would Santa’s elves always win Rhyme Time Tattle Battle?


Punchline: Because they’re really good at [w]rapping!


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Tambourines, tangerines & jelly beans29 Jul 202500:15:12

Did you know that the femur, also known as our thigh bone, is the longest, strongest and heaviest bone in our bodies? Welcome to today's episode of Today with Tonies, which as you guessed it is packed full of facts, fun and plenty of challenges! Thanks to the very brainy Bubbling Bucket little listeners can join in with a maths game of "More or Less,". Then they can guess from the different genres of music in "Name That Tune,". Join Tim and Sam, and of course the Bubbling Bucket for all this and so much more!


Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? 

Punchline: Time to fix the fence!


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Ice-lollies, mini trampolines, & world globes22 Jul 202500:15:24

Join Tim and Sam for a globe-trotting adventure in this thrilling episode of "Today with Tonies!" Little ones can play two exciting challenges in today’s episode: "Where in the World?" and "Brain Train."! Tim and Sam arrive in a mystery location and try to guess where they are based on clues. Can you guess along at home? Plus, it’s time to learn a brand new word in the game "Brain Train." 


Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? 

Punchline: Time to fix the fence!


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Squeaky dog toys, watering cans, & dancing shoes15 Jul 202500:16:08

Welcome to a day filled with fun facts and more jokes than you can shake a stick at on Today with Tonies! The Big Bubbling Bucket is brimming with squeaky dog toys, watering cans, and sparkly dancing shoes today as well as two super fun challenges: "Do Elephants Miaow?" and "Rushing Rapids"! So little ones, get your thinking caps on to guess the correct animal, before preparing for those  rushing rapids!


Joke:  Why did the sandwich go to the dentist?”

Punchline: Because it needed a filling!


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Rainbow toothbrushes, fishing nets & a wooden oar.08 Jul 202500:15:26

Tune in for another exciting episode of Today with Tonies! Today, Tim and Sam will have little ones giggling along with a game of "Don't Make Me Laugh" and testing their number skills with "Even Odder." It’s packed full of facts and countless fun so make sure to check out what the bubbling bucket has in store for our duo today!


Joke: Where do sailors buy their boats?

Punchline: In the sails (sales)!


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Flower Petals, Straws & a Wooden Bear01 Jul 202500:17:01

Get ready for a fun-filled Tuesday with Today with Tonies! Join Sam and Tim as they get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucketand find today’s games, facts and surprises! Amongst the brightly coloured flower petals, stripy paper straws, and a huge bear carved out of wood are today’s two challenges. Listeners can try to guess where Tim and Sam are with a game of  "Where in the World?” and shoutout silly wrong answers in a game of  “Wrong Answers Only” - the sillier the better! 


Joke: What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an unhappy cow?

Punchline: An animal that’s in a very baaaad moooood!


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Dandelions, modeling clay, & fridge magnets24 Jun 202500:16:38

Get ready for another episode packed full of jokes, challenges, and facts in Today with Tonies. Join Sam, Tim, and the Big Bubbling Bucket. First up is a game of Musical Statues where Sam and Tim tell you how to dance and then freeze in silly postures! Then, it’s a game of More or Less - the maths game where little ones can put their adding and subtracting skills to the test. 


Joke: What is the sandiest month?

Punchline: Dune (June)


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Crayons, cupcakes & fishing nets17 Jun 202500:16:02

Get your dancing shoes on for a toe-tapping Today with Tonies! Tim and Sam bring little listeners a game of Dance It Out - where you can follow Tim's fun instructions and groove along to the Bubbling Bucket's fantastic tunes. Then, little ones can put their knowledge to the test with a Collective Nouns quiz, matching group names to different animals and items. Get ready for an episode full of dance, fun and learning!


Joke: What do you call a chilly bear?

Punchline: A brrrrr!


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Watermelons, wooden trucks, & a big red button10 Jun 202500:17:29

Get ready for memory missions and math magic in today’s episode of Today with Tonies!  Sam, Tim and the Big Bubbling Bucket play two challenges in this week’s episode. Can you remember a big silly list of pizza toppings, before testing your adding and subtracting skills with a game of More or Less? With jokes and surprises galore, it's a fun-filled Tuesday you won't want to miss!


Joke: then what is the most popular name for a snail

Punchline: Mi’ shell! (Michelle)


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Wind-up turtles, surfboards, & dog jackets03 Jun 202500:13:57

Welcome back for another fact and fun-filled episode of Today with Tonies! Today's show kicks off with a game of Ask Me Anything, where Jude's question is an interesting one: which is faster: A horse or a zebra? Then, little listeners can test their quick-thinking in Beat the Clock as Tim and Sam have 30-seconds to create a list of things you can find in your lunchbox! All of this and so much more, so make sure your little ones join in! 


Joke: What is a monkey’s favourite biscuit?

Punchline: Chocolate chimp cookies!


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Glittery rucksacks, spades & toy cars27 May 202500:16:33

Get ready for more jokes and fun challenges that you can shake a stick at in today’s episode with Tim, Sam and the Bubbling Bucket. Prepare for a game of “Punchline Puzzle” that will have little listeners guessing along to jokes sent in by you! Then get ready for the rap battle of the century, in “Rhyme Time Tattle Battle” - can you keep the rhymes going at home? Last but no means least, get your blankets and pillows on the floor for a game of Rushing Rapids. With so much to enjoy, today’s an episode you don’t want to miss! 


Joke: What bird can you use to dry yourself with?

Punchline: A T-Owl!


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Shiny knight’s armour, cuddly toy dragons & marshmallows25 Nov 202500:16:17

Get ready to giggle until your sides hurt because Today with Tonies is back with another episode. Little listeners, buckle up for a magical mystery tour as two challenges lie amongst a bucket filled with marshmallows, adorable toy dragons, and shiny knight's armor! With a game of "More or Less" listeners flex those brain muscles as addition and subtraction skills are about to be put to the test! Then, tune those ears and get ready to groove with a game of "Name that Tune," where little listeners discover what musical genre the bucket is playing. The fun is about to begin so make sure you join in!


Joke: What musical instrument would you find in a bathroom

Punchline: A tuba toothpaste


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Golden crowns, Jewels & life-size Llamas!20 May 202500:16:17

Today’s episode is buzzing as we celebrate World Bee Day Today with Tonies! Join in as Tim, Sam and the bubbling bucket play two fun-facty challenges - "Do Elephants Miaow?" and "Don't Make Me Laugh”! Test your animal knowledge and try to keep a straight face as Sam and Tim share jokes and facts, including the special name for the smell of rain in another fun filled Tuesday!


Joke: What did one pea say to the other?

Punchline: Peas’ed to meet you!


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Giant socks, Sleeping bags & Armbands!13 May 202500:16:50

Jump into a whirlwind of excitement with Tim and Sam in this action-packed episode of "Today with Tonies"! Your favorite duo is back with two mind-boggling and fun filled challenges from the Big Bubbling Bucket: What’s That Racket and Where in the World. Listeners can explore beautiful Borneo, and guess along to mystery sounds in this immersive episode. Make sure to listen along at home! 


Joke: What do you call a cat with eight legs?

Punchline: An octo-puss!


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Slippers, Marshmallow clouds & Crocodiles!06 May 202500:16:09

This episode is bursting with maths mysteries and musical melodies as Tim, Sam and the Bubbling Bucket invite little listeners into this fun episode. Prepare to play “More or Less" where numbers come alive in super cool math stories, and “Name That Tune” where listeners can learn what Funk, Reggae, and Metal music sound like! All of this and so much more, so make sure your little ones join in! 


Joke: What sweet treat can you use to open doors

Punchline: A coo-key!


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Pineapples, facemasks & beanbags!29 Apr 202500:10:46

Tim and Sam kick today’s episode off with a brilliant animal fact: did you know that the African Buffalo is the only type of animal that votes before making a decision? Join Tim, Sam and bucket in two fun challenges today. First, a game of Wrong Answers Only, where the pair takes turns asking silly questions with even sillier responses, before hopping aboard the Brain Train to learn the tremendous new word - Tremendous! Full of magical mystery and a bucket with bright red beanbags, farm animal facemasks, and lots of very prickly pineapples ready for today’s adventure!


Joke: What birds are always getting stuck together

Punchline: Vel-crows!


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Gold, jewels & squishy pirates!22 Apr 202500:14:12

Hello little listeners! Join Tim, Sam and the bubbling bucket in a fun-filled and fact packed episode of Today with Tonies. Find out what mysterious sea creature has no body, and discover two challenges as Sam explores the bubbling bucket full of gold coins, sparkly jewels, and squishy pirates! First up is Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, the rhyming game where listeners at home can join in rapping along at home with words ending in 'at'. Then we hear from you at home in Good News Only to put a smile on everyone’s faces. 


Joke: What do lemons say when they see each other?

Punchline: Yello!


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Colin the Kangaroo, rhubarb & rugs.15 Apr 202500:14:44

Did you know grasshoppers keep their ears on their BELLY? Fun facts and adventure await in this episode of Today with Tonies. Join the bubbling bucket, Sam and the return of Tim the Brave as he routes around comfy rugs, giant rhubarb sticks, and Colin the squishy kangaroo to find today’s challenges. Little listeners can relax with a flying bird meditation in Unwind Your Mind, and then a Copy Cats challenge will get everyone clapping.  


Joke: How do dogs speak to their friends?

Punchline: On their mobile bone!


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Rainbow umbrellas, picture books & octopuses08 Apr 202500:14:24

Buckle up for a fun-filled ride on Today with Tonies! Tim and Sam are back with a jam-packed episode full of laughter, learning, and surprises. Tim reveals a fun fact about the word muscle:  did you know muscle comes from the Roman word for little mouse? Afterwards, Tim and Sam get the giggles in Don't Make Me Laugh with their super silly stories. Finally The Bubbling Bucket answers listener Dahlia's question: Why do animals need shells? Learn this and much much more in this fun filled episode of Today with Tonies! 


Joke: Why does a hat never wait for you?

Punchline: Because it goes on a-head!


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Donuts, tennis balls & squishy pelicans01 Apr 202500:18:45

It’s time for an April Fool’s Day Special on Today with Tonies! Tim, Sam, and the ever-mysterious Bubbling Bucket are ready for a show packed with surprises! Uncover the history behind this prank-filled day, whilst discovering the surprising answer to yesterday’s question: Did you know birds can’t taste spicy food?! Also, can you guess what “fold,” “orchestra,” and “flotilla” refer to? Finally, Sam and Tim head to an ice hotel for today’s second challenge, Have a Bit of Sense.


Joke: What is a cat's favorite dessert?

Punchline: M-ice Cream!


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Bananas, spider’s webs & clown noses25 Mar 202500:17:00

Tim and Sam are back again for another fun filled episode of Today with Tonies! Did you know that we’re actually tallest, first thing in the morning? Plus, our Big Bubbling Bucket is here to share two challenges: What's That Racket? where listeners and presenters guess everyday sounds, and Where in the World? as we all try to guess where we’re flying to today. Here’s a clue: a famous waterfall, in a country with a maple leaf on it’s flag! 


Joke: What do you call a bear that’s been caught in the rain
Punchline: A drizzly bear!


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Squishy prawns, glittery lights & soft wool18 Mar 202500:14:27

Tim and Sam kick things off with a wildly wonderful animal fact - did you know giraffes hum in the dark to find each other? Our first challenge of the day is a relaxing one, with Unwind Your Mind - where little listeners can imagine their worries floating away as bubbles in the breeze. Next, Tim and Sam guess along to jokes from everyone at home in a game of Punchline Puzzle - do you know what the punchline to this joke is? 

Why do scissors always win relay races… Guess along at home!


Joke: Where do baby monkeys sleep?
Punchline: In an ape-ricot! 


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Mixing bowls, whisks & wax strawberries18 Nov 202500:16:54

Welcome to Today with Tonies, a daily dose of fun-filled challenges and amazing facts! For example, did you know that the incredible Mimic Octopus can shape-shift into over 15 different sea creatures to hide from its prey? Then, our hosts Tim and Sam play a game of "Wrong Answers Only" - the game where the sillier your answer, the better! Today's burning question: What's the most ridiculous thing you could possibly eat your dinner off of? Shout along at home listeners! Finally, pack your imaginary passports as we jet off with Tim and Sam to their latest mystery location. Can you follow the clues and figure out where in the world they've landed today?


Joke: What did one toilet say to the other?

Punchline: You look flushed!


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Glowing Dragons and Peaceful Trees11 Mar 202500:14:20

In this episode, Tim the Brave and Sam the Challenger and a Bubbling Bucket filled with glowing paper lanterns, squishy dragons and golden sheep take on two fun-filled challenges! First up - it’s Beat the Clock, the 30 second speed quiz to list as many things you can find in your kitchen in less than 30 seconds! Then it’s time to unwind with a calming tree meditation. Little ones are guided to imagine themselves with roots and branches as they sway in the breeze in this week’s Unwind Your Mind. 


Joke: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Punchline: A milk-shake!


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Pancakes, Snuggly sweaters and dancing seahorses04 Mar 202500:13:24

It’s Pancake Day, and that’s not the only treat you can look forward to with today's episode of Today with Tonies! Join our trio (Sam, Tim and the Big Bubbling Bucket) as they play Don't Make Me Laugh: can you keep a straight face through a list of silly birthday wishes and the wackiest zoo tour ever?! Hear Sam and Tim share all the happy moments that made YOU jump for joy this week in Good News Only! It's an episode packed with giggles, positivity and… pancakes!


Joke: What is a football player’s jewellery made of?
Punchline: Goooooooooaaaaal-d!


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Dancing Robots and Cat Facts25 Feb 202500:17:05

Step into a new world of fun in this episode of Today with Tonies! Join Tim and Sam for a battle of rhymes in the challenge Rhyme Time Tattle Battle. What words can you rhyme with ‘great’ in this rhyming game? Then, little listeners can test their feline knowledge in a trivia game of True or False. What cat fact do you think is false from the three? Plus, have a peek inside the ever changing and always exciting Bubbling Bucket which today is filled with tiny robots that dance and twirl, sparkly clothes that shimmer and shine, and the cutest and squishiest toy foxes you've ever seen! 


Joke: What’s a polar bear’s favourite part of a cake?
Punchline: The Icing!


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Terry the Tortoise, toothbrushes & mushrooms!18 Feb 202500:13:18

Think fast and have fun with the latest episode of Today with Tonies! Tim and Sam take on Beat the Clock, racing to name as many breakfast foods as possible in 30 seconds—can you keep up? Then, relax with Unwind Your Mind, a soothing rainbow meditation to recharge your energy. Plus, just how old is the world's oldest cake? (Hint: very old!) Tune in to find out!


Joke: What do you call a train that’s painted red and orange and yellow and green and blue and indigo and violet?
Punchline: A train-bow!


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Wiggly Noodles, marbles and water bottles11 Feb 202500:14:35

Get ready for giggles in the latest episode of Today with Tonies! The Bubbling Bucket, Tim, Sam and listeners at home take on the Don’t Make Me Laugh challenge. Can you keep a straight face whilst listening to these weird and wacky made up stories? Plus, Sam and Tim hear joyful listeners' news in Good News Only.  There is so much to celebrate in today’s episode, make sure you listen along. 


Joke: What do you call a dog that can drive

Punchline: Car-pet!


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Marshmallow pigs, motorbikes & magazines04 Feb 202500:17:53

In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, join Tim and Sam and the Bubbling Bucket as they find the answers to curious questions like: ‘what animal gets noisier before it rains?’. Little listeners can guess along at home in the sound guessing game called: What’s That Racket. And get ready for a trip to an unknown location as Sam and Tim discover where and what The Acropolis is, in the game: Where in the World. 


Joke: How do you know the sea is friendly?

Punchline:  It’s always waving!


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Silver ball-bearings, swans and sausage sandwiches!28 Jan 202500:15:33

Did you know 1.3 million Earths could fit inside the Sun? Mind-blowing isn’t it! Join Sam, Tim, and the bubbling bucket for more fun facts like that, as well as laughs, and challenges. First, it’s Don’t Make Me Laugh—a side-splitting 30-second game where they try (and fail) to keep a straight face while describing silly scenarios, like naming a pretend pet gorilla! Then, it’s Good News Only, sharing heartwarming stories from you, our incredible listeners. You don’t want to miss it!


Joke: What do you call a comet made of sausages

Punchline: A meat-eor! 


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Mini instrument, dancing giraffes & skateboards21 Jan 202500:14:47

What’s the most popular letter in the alphabet? Hint: there are two in “the big bubbling bucket!” Join Sam and Tim on Today with Tonies for a fun-packed episode! First up, it’s Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, where little listeners can join the wordplay fun. Then, in True or False, Sam and Tim reveal which of three moon facts isn’t true. Don’t miss out on the adventure!


Joke: What sort of nuts grow on the moon?

Punchline: Astro-nuts!


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Racing cars, cheetahs & rockets14 Jan 202500:14:25

Which tree predicts rain? Find out in this fact packed episode of Today with Tonies! Sam, Tim, and the ever so fun bubbling bucket of surprises are here to entertain with model racing cars, squishy cheetahs, and rockets! Little ones can play along in an elephant themed round of True or False, and then hear Good News Only: positive stories submitted by other amazing listeners.


Joke: What animal is the best at playing football?

Punchline: A score-pion!


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Frogs, Balloon Breathing and Fluffy Towels07 Jan 202500:14:09
Fun Fact of the Day: did you know the world’s longest word is over 189,819 (phew) letters long? Find out what this word is, along with a host of other facts and surprises in this episode of Today with Tonies! Join Sam, Tim and the bubbling bucket full of fluffy warm towels, plushie frogs, and microscopes in today’s episode. Little ones can relax along to a guided meditation of balloon tummy breathing with Unwind Your Mind. Then laugh along with Punchline Puzzle: the game where Tim and Sam guess the punchlines to your funniest jokes.

Joke: What is a sailor’s favourite meal?
Punchline: Fish and Ships!

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Welcome mats, bright yellow hats & wind-up toy rats11 Nov 202500:16:22

Get ready for some amazing animal facts in today’s episode. Did you know the tiny pistol shrimp packs a punch louder than a thunderclap? Just one of the incredible animals you'll learn about in today’s episode of Today with Tonies! In a game of "Do Elephants Miaow?", Tim describes an animal that has a great sense of smell, but is almost blind… can you guess what it is? Finally, it’s time for a thrilling game of "Rushing Rapids!" This episode is bursting with surprises that'll keep you on the edge of your seat.


Joke: Why did the spider buy a computer

Punchline: So it could surf the web!


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Hogmanay, Unicorns, and New Years Resolutions31 Dec 202400:15:54

In this festive episode of Today with Tonies, we’re celebrating New Year’s Eve (or Hogmanay for our Scottish friends!) with a game of True or False. Tim and Sam explore three fascinating New Year’s traditions from around the world: do Spanish people really eat a grape for each chime of the clock at midnight? Do people in Colombia carry an empty suitcase around to welcome a year full of travel? Or do Greek people throw feathers out of windows to banish bad luck? Test your knowledge and see if you can spot the truth! Then, it’s time to get moving with a lively game of Musical Statues. Join in the fun, and don’t forget to freeze when the music stops.


If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!


Joke: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Punchline: Rub-er-toe! 


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Carrots, magic dust and mince pies24 Dec 202400:16:20

Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas Eve! Today’s episode is packed with festive fun and surprises! Have you ever wondered what those tiny dots above the letters "i" and a "j" are called? They’re called tittles! That’s a fact you can share around the Christmas tree! Today, Tim and Sam are ready to face off in the epic Rhyme Time Tattle Battle challenge, and little ones are tested on fun facts in the game True or False! So, grab a cozy seat, tune in, and let the Christmas cheer begin! 


If you’re looking for the punchline to Tim’s joke, take a peek below!


Joke: Who is a reindeer’s favourite singer?

Punchline: Beyon-sleigh!


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Christmas Puddings and party hats and mirror balls17 Dec 202400:13:27

Fun Fact of the Day! Did you know the very first song ever played in space was… Jingle Bells? But that's not all from today’s episode of Today with Tonies. Tim and Sam are back, ready to share your amazing good news stories of the week!  Whether it's a new puppy, a big achievement, or something that made you go WOW, they read aloud your news of the week. They also play the Make It Count Challenge! Keep your ears extra sharp for the magical harp noises. How many can you count? Listen closely and join the fun! 


If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!


Joke: It was - What do you call a rich elf?

Punchline: W-elfy!


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Holly berries, coleslaw and reindeer antlers10 Dec 202400:14:40

Get ready for plenty of laughs and a chance to chill out in today’s episode of Today with Tonies!  It’s time to relax with Sam as she guides you through a  calming session of Unwind Your Mind, helping little ones to feel peaceful.  Then, it’s time to put your comedy hats on because Tim and Sam listen to little listeners' jokes and try to guess the punchline in the challenge: Punchline Puzzle! Listen along and see if you can guess the answers too!


Joke: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

Punchline: When it’s full!


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