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| Episode 75 - "The Garbage Will Do" | 31 déc. 2025 | 03:52:15 | |
G and Shannon ring out the old year with another epic length season finale! Crack open a cold one with the gals as they reflect on the absolute rollercoasters that were Eclipse and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Plus: messages from listeners and guests, top fives, and montages. Soooo many montages. threebooksoneplot.com patreon.com/threebooksonplot | |||
| Episode 74 - "Jacob's Stupid Baka Life" | 10 nov. 2025 | 02:07:50 | |
Ioco is back to help G and Shannon read the epic fail epilogue of Eclipse! It’s a good thing the chapter is called “Choice,” because they’re questioning all of Stephenie’s. After listener emails and donut show-and-tell, it’s time to check in with Jacob’s latest L’s, take a vampire calligraphy class, and read Smeyer’s canon femslash. Just don’t forget to stan Leah Clearwater for clear skin! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 73 - "Tear Buffet" | 27 oct. 2025 | 01:45:20 | |
It’s the final chapter of Eclipse (not counting the epilogue), and Lilia joins G and Shannon for some wedding planning! But first, cry along with Bella. And then cry some more. And some more (Edward is about to be SO fed.) Also featured: Shannon’s new prop and old dad, an in-universe Bella’s Book Club, and Edward’s… slut era?? It’s all here at the all-you-can-slurp tear buffet! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 72 - "Big Gavel, Tiny Violin" | 13 oct. 2025 | 02:53:58 | |
Sunshine returns from fighting fires to focus on what’s really important: supporting G and Shannon through the breakup in Eclipse chapter 26. But first, a post-mortem recap of Stephenie Meyer’s 9/11 Q&A! Then it’s time for Bible study (dead baby edition), the return of the Fujo Hat, murmurmaxxing, and an absolutely cursed Renesmegg moment. Grab your gavels, because it’s time to dump your side piece in a God-honoring way! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 71 - "The Volturi Go to Olive Garden" | 29 sept. 2025 | 02:23:42 | |
Julie rejoins G and Shannon for a “calorie-dense” Eclipse chapter 25, in which POVs collide and short second lives come to an end! First: listener emails about cats, Twilight dads, and... math?? Next: can Bree survive the horrors of Girl Torture long enough to reveal the shocking truth about Edward? Finally: sit down, strap in, and join the Volturi on their wacky American murder vacation! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 70 - "Off With Her Head" | 15 sept. 2025 | 02:57:57 | |
It’s battle time at last, and Lexie returns to help G and Shannon commentate on not one, not two, but THREE fights in Eclipse chapter 25. Also returning? Bella’s holes, just in time to make everyone question whether Jacob is her fluffer. Hearts will break and heads will roll at what is either the sparkliest battle ever or the rave with the most dismemberments per capita! Bonus: the all-new segment Questions for Stephenie (9/11 Edition)! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 69 - "Then Perish" | 01 sept. 2025 | 02:14:11 | |
It’s episode 69 (nice) and Beth returns just in time for G and Shannon to wish her a happy Father’s Day as they watch this all-Stooge love triangle implode in Eclipse chapter 23. As self-hatred, simping, and romantic power fantasies collide, your hosts must answer the question: is that kiss valid? All that and more as they prescribe Bella antidepressants, debut the Fluttershy Voice, and find horrible new ways for the Renesmegg to haunt the narrative. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 68 - "Three Characters One Tent" | 18 août 2025 | 02:28:36 | |
M joins Shannon and G for long-awaited “tentpole episode” on Eclipse chapter 22, and she’s brought a special prop. A werewolf, a vampire, and a human walk into a tent—and there’s only one sleeping bag! Your hosts must survive the homoerotic tension long enough to bring back the Kelseyverse, send Heathcliff to summer camp, and promote Riley from RA to tee-ball coach in a return to Bree Tanner! Which ships will sail and which will (literally) sink in this cucktastic episode? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 67 - "Snail Trails" | 04 août 2025 | 01:51:10 | |
Hiking consultant Kacie returns to help Shannon and G read Eclipse Chapter 21—and assign every character a dogsona! It’s a good thing they recorded this episode during Pride Month, because Alice is joining in on the ravishment fantasy and the Edward x Jacob sexual tension is simmering as the main love triangle hits the unhappy trails for the most awkward camping trip in literary history. (What if we pointed to a map and our hands touched and we were both boys?) threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 66 - "I May Be a Murderer But I'm Also a Virgin" | 21 juil. 2025 | 02:21:05 | |
It’s a big day for Bella and Edward in Eclipse chapter 20, and G and Shannon are joined by Amber, who has big news of her own! Will they finally learn the answer to the question “When we gonna bone?” Also discussed: listener cat pics, the invention of Button Watch, newfound respect for Bella, and shocking amounts of positivity toward Edward “up all night to get unlucky” Cullen. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 65 - "Meyer's Gun" | 07 juil. 2025 | 02:04:18 | |
G and Shannon are rejoined by Kitebird in order to Mamma Mia their way through Eclipse chapter 19! They hear from some overseas listeners, give Leah carte blanche to do whatever she wants, and tackle the ultimate Twilight-universe mystery: whom did Tiffany bang? Plus: G’s tinfoil hat theory about Embry, Shannon’s perfidious betrayal of a Corona Light, and… blonde Bella Swan?? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 64 - "Live Werewolf Reaction" | 23 juin 2025 | 02:39:12 | |
G and Shannon are back from hiatus with a guest from way back in Episode 2! Sam, inventor of "man's hungry," is back to help them tackle Eclipse chapter 18 and a baffling 3-day gym class with Bree Tanner. Together they'll learn Jasper's ultimate secret to killing vampires, plus tackle critical questions like "If a werewolf wore pants, how would he wear them?" and "Should Beau just stay home and sleep?" All will be answered in this whinnying, gobbling, licking-filled episode! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 63 - "Vampire Kissing ASMR" | 12 mai 2025 | 02:10:43 | |
G and Shannon are rejoined for Eclipse chapter 17 by vocal professional Rahzé, who auditions for the Midnight Sun TV show with their best mumbles, murmurs, and hoarse shrieks. It’s a vampire grad party and you’re ALL invited! Jacob is doing choreography, Jasper is scaring the hoes, and Stephenie Meyer has definitely not been to a rave. Meanwhile, Bree Tanner learns shocking revelations and Shannon dabbles in ASMR in this episode brought to you by the letter C. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 62 - "The Fredpisode" | 28 avr. 2025 | 02:11:17 | |
Number one feminist ally and extremely 6’6” friend James returns just in time to attend Bella’s graduation with G and Shannon in Eclipse chapter 16! After Bella and Alice graduate with degrees in keeping secrets from Edward, it’s time to switch into Bree Tanner mode and meet the coolest—and freakiest—Twilight character you’ve never heard of. Plus: laugh track mishaps, vampire gamer representation, and G gets Shannon canceled in an all-new Corona Light! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/ThreeBooksOnePlot | |||
| Episode 61 - "We Can Fix Him" | 14 avr. 2025 | 01:43:05 | |
Winni is BACK to represent Team Jacob in chapter 15 of Eclipse, in which Team Jacob is fighting for its life, G is guzzling hard liquor at 9 AM, and Shannon is having a public breakdown in a coffee shop. But don’t worry: they’ve totally figured out how to fix this chapter. Also discussed: kissing tips for Jacob, Cullen leg identification, and Kelsey. Who the hell is Kelsey? Crank this Script Doctor episode and find out! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/ThreeBooksOnePlot | |||
| Episode 60 - "Renesmegg Got Me Acting Unwise" | 31 mars 2025 | 02:25:50 | |
G and Shannon are joined in their Eclipse chapter 14 discussion by the originator of the Renesmegg herself: Ioco! Bella must brace herself for massive trauma (the party Alice is throwing her) while debating the ethics of feeding the innocent to her vampire bf. Also included: Jacob quite literally enters his pick-me era, Diego and Bree go sparkle-spelunking, and Bree tries to break the record for most hole mentions in a single chapter. linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 59 - "The Vampire Bachelorette" | 17 mars 2025 | 02:15:20 | |
It’s the episode G and Shannon have been waiting for! Lexie returns to laugh, cry, and cringe through Smeyer’s horrible choices in Eclipse chapter 13 and the first “chapter” of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Jasper tells all about his dramatic 80 seasons on the vampire Bachelorette, G makes Shannon do a ridiculous accent, and new narrator Bree’s first date involves breaking and entering, murder, and chill. linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot patreon.com/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 58 - "Thoughts and Prayers" | 03 mars 2025 | 02:11:42 | |
Blast from the past high school bestie Julie arrives to help G and Shannon relive Twilight’s glory days and read Eclipse chapter 12! After relating a little too hard to Edward’s Catholic trauma and Bella’s relapse into her “staring out the window for hours” habit, it’s time to celebrate their progress in couple’s therapy until the abrupt reappearance of this book’s non-romantic plot! Remember the plot? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 57 - "A Pack of Daddies" | 17 févr. 2025 | 01:58:22 | |
Grab your wieners, because it’s a werewolf soiree and you’re ALL invited! Appa returns to help G and Shannon sift through Eclipse chapter 11—AND uncover an ancient Stephenie Meyer interview (drop the mermaid books, Stephenie!) Plus: Shannon invents Baby Talk Bingo, Edward comes out as Heathcliff kin, and G workshops potential names for the Third Wife. Hold onto your jorts, because this werewolf bar mitzvah is turning into a werewolf frat party! linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 56 - "Dishes and Divorcees" | 03 févr. 2025 | 02:21:49 | |
Actual comedian and Bimbo Monday co-creator Rocio joins G and Shannon to talk Eclipse chapter 10! It’s literary Herstory in the making as Stephenie Meyer busts out her thesaurus and G performs dish-related slam poetry. Also in this episode: Jacob explains his tits-out policy, Edward loses the IDGAF war, and Shannon encounters her Waterloo—the word “pillow.” threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 55 - "Reparative Reading with Esme" | 30 déc. 2024 | 01:37:28 | |
Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Charlie is dancing on G and Shannon’s last nerve. Reading challenges abound as G is forced to read about her NOTP and Shannon must repeatedly say the word “pillow.” Also featured: Esme gets a turn in the spotlight, Shannon makes an incredible Freudian slip, and a special bonus guest manages a hostile takeover of the podcast! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 54 - "Cold Tongue, Warm Soda" | 16 déc. 2024 | 02:11:33 | |
Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets some horizontal action and Jacob pops a… soda? Plus: blonde vs brunette reading experiences, Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator: La Push Edition, and a spot of jalice trutherism. Will this be the episode where G and Shannon do a 180 and become Team Edward? As a wise woman once said: “It happens.” linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 53 - "The Importance of Being Brunette" | 02 déc. 2024 | 02:12:32 | |
M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the hospital.) It’s a glamorous and harrowing Rosalie throwback full of history lessons, Why Does He Do That references, smacking of gender, and… bears. With the help of Stephenie Meyer, it’s time to finally answer the questions “Do women deserve rights?” and “But what if they’re blonde?” threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 52 - "POV: Alice Force-Femmes You" | 18 nov. 2024 | 01:38:38 | |
You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon NLOG fantasy is in full swing in Eclipse chapter 6, which also contains kidnapping (positive), a staggering amount of sex tape titles, a crash course in Swiss geopolitics, a new career for Angela Weber, and the dumbest Corona Light chapter title yet! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 51 - "Mormon Omegaverse" | 04 nov. 2024 | 02:10:37 | |
Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featuring Gen Z Twilight opinions, werewolf drama, Stephenie Meyer’s questionable inspo behind “imprinting,” and a surprise bonus guest! Plus: vitally important discussions of Mormon doctrine vs fanfiction erotica trope the Omegaverse (they’re the same picture.) threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 50 - "La Fish, Baby" | 21 oct. 2024 | 01:35:11 | |
Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic metaphors, Mike Newton’s MILF, and an egregious overuse of pathokinetic superpowers. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 49 - "Blink Twice, Bella" | 07 oct. 2024 | 02:02:08 | |
Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines. Good thing there’s also a letter from Lilia fact-checking Edward’s plane crash catastrophizing! linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 48 - "The Child Trap" | 23 sept. 2024 | 02:12:08 | |
Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Charlie throws a tantrum, Angela Weber engages in egregious orphan-shaming, and Edward’s new best friend is…Mike Newton?! Stay tuned for the Corona Light chapter that reduces Shannon to tears! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 47 - "Our Hole Agenda" | 11 sept. 2024 | 03:38:23 | |
It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, then celebrate the launch of new fake books Warfare and Peace and Corona Light, created with help from listeners! Part II: guest Maddy is BACK to kick off the first chapter of Eclipse, involving vampiric Varsity Blues scandals, Edward’s shitty literary takes, and ultimate spaghetti chef Charlie Swan. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Surprise Season Three Announcement! | 12 août 2024 | 00:02:07 | |
Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a title for our Edward POV version of Eclipse! And while you’re at it, enter our cover design contest for both books by sending your cover image to our tumblr @ threebooksoneplot or emailing it to threebooksoneplot@gmail.com. For our Eclipse version of Life and Death, we’ve chosen the title Warfare and Peace! We’ll post the results of the Eclipse version of Midnight Sun’s title poll on all our usual social medias—but the poll only runs for 24 hours, so act fast! Here are some of our cover ideas for Warfare and Peace: breaking green rope, breaking green belt, breaking green scarf (in honor of the scarf Edythe lends Beau), unraveling knitted green scarf, and green breast cancer ribbon representing mental health awareness. But you don’t have to stick to our ideas—last year we chose completely original ideas by our listeners! Here are some of our cover ideas for our Untitled Edward POV Eclipse Project: frozen red leaf, the planet mars, red knot, red rope being burned by match, red meteor, black widow spider to represent Victoria (web optional), engagement ring on fire, ravioli being split in half and oozing red sauce, and cuck tent? To find out where any of this random shit originated, tune in to our season three premiere on September 11th, 2024. That’s right: 9/11. Never forget…our season premiere, coming soon to your favorite podcast platform. Bye! threebooksoneplot.com https://linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 46 - "We Tried, & Therefore No One Should Criticize Us" | 26 juil. 2024 | 03:24:02 | |
G and Shannon are back with another epic-length season finale! They reflect on 20 episodes of New Moon—including changed opinions, listener messages, alternate timelines, and a Jacob-centric bonus excerpt! It’s time to rank the greatest euphorias, darkest noons, and the MVPs of Book 2. Could this be the year they finally figure out the title of Edward’s sex tape? threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 45 - "This Book Could've Been an Email" | 03 juin 2024 | 02:15:41 | |
Ioco returns for the epilogue of New Moon to make G and Shannon laugh so hard they run out of air! Not only does Jacob reappear with Bella’s slutty, slutty motorcycle, but we meet All-Caps Charlie, handwave some casual death threats, and learn more about Stephenie Meyer’s alternate New Moon timeline. Plus, the unveiling of the dramatic FINAL chapters of Euphoria & Agony and Dark Noon! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 44 - "Return of the Quencies" | 20 mai 2024 | 01:57:46 | |
Laura is back just in time for the Edward Cullen Apology Tour in New Moon chapter 24! She joins G and Shannon as they answer bold new questions such as “What did Edward just shatter in the living room?” and “Should women have voting rights?” Plusthe thrilling conclusion to the scholarship outtake, penultimate installments of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Agony, and an exciting Bella’s Book Club update! threebooksoneplot.com https://linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 43 - "MFA in Miscommunication" | 06 mai 2024 | 02:02:58 | |
Brand new guest and Robert Pattinson expert Lice is here to help G and Shannon discuss both New Moon chapter 23 and the complicated filmography of a deranged little freak. They also read letters from listeners (with bonus fanart!) and discuss Edward’s ongoing cuckold fantasies, Bella Swan positivity (are G and Shannon stans now?), the triumphant return of tear-slurping, and whether Edward Cullen is, in fact, Kafkaesque. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 42 - "Alice Pays for Plane Tickets" | 22 avr. 2024 | 02:47:38 | |
Fan-favorite guest Lilia is BACK to help G and Shannon decode the true, hidden meaning of New Moon chapters 21-22 as they unpack religious symbolism, creepy horror movie vibes, unhinged airport behavior, and the MILF mafia—all with a side of grand theft auto (again!) Together, they ponder deep questions like “do humans deserve rights?” “was Edward almost killed by a 2006 Italian airport worker strike?” and “should Alice slap Bella?” threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 41 - "Volturi Cornhole" | 08 avr. 2024 | 02:18:08 | |
Rahzé returns to help G and Shannon explore the Duality of Meyer(tm) in New Moon chapter 20! Welcome to Volterra, where the extremely literal clock is ticking and the cool new villains are menacingly androgynous. Can Bella save Edward, or will she be thwarted by this crowd of short/fat/bald Italians in their evil Peugeots and vampire cosplay? Plus, Bella’s hole may be filled, but there’s a brand new hole in town and we’re ALL invited in. Spray on those abs and get ready to quote Shakespeare, because this noon is about to get DARK! threebooksoneplot.com linkr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 40 - "Destination: Expiration" | 25 mars 2024 | 02:14:37 | |
Beth is BACK to help G and Shannon read about one of the most homoerotic plane trips of all time in Chapter 19 of New Moon! Also discussed: totally relevant tentacles, how NOT to write exposition, the rich inner life of Business Man #1, and Grand Theft Auto (again.) It’s time to settle the question once and for all: Bella’s death wish vs Bella’s biting kink—who will win? threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 39 - "Phone Tag Gone Wrong" | 11 mars 2024 | 02:14:56 | |
KB returns to help Shannon and G read New Moon chapter 18, plus TWO New Moon bonus outtakes that grant G’s monkey’s paw wish. Hijinks abound as Bella and Jacob have a Capital M-Moment, furry flags emerge, and Rosalie and Edward’s cursed game of phone tag puts the fun in “funeral.” threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 38 - "Return of the King" | 26 févr. 2024 | 02:06:08 | |
Brand new guest Anamarie joins G and Shannon for New Moon’s “one-sided slumber party!” It’s Chapter 17, the best character is BACK (your hosts may be slightly biased), and Bella is…horny? This slumber party just took a turn for the Ashnikko. Plus Twilight merch news, surprise cameos, a bromantic Euphoria & Agony and a (melo) dramatic Dark Noon, and Shannon calling someone a slur (consensually.) threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 37 - "Brothers on Three" | 12 févr. 2024 | 02:15:52 | |
Resident Jacob expert M returns to make insensitive jokes with G and Shannon about New Moon chapters 15 and 16, in which Bella’s mental state takes an uncomfortably literal nosedive. Hallucination Edward is back with an all new voyeurism kink as Bella finds herself equally horny for Jacob and…a car? The cliffhangers may be metaphorical, but the cliffs sure aren’t! (Do a backflip, Bella.) threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 36 - "Supernatural Slurs" | 29 janv. 2024 | 01:58:48 | |
Returning guest Rae is back to help G and Shannon dig into chapter 14 of New Moon like teenage werewolves around a pan of eggs. The guys are hungry and the omegaverse is popping off at this muffin mukbang (and in a ton of wolf pack fic, apparently.) Plus: G loses her Totino’s virginity and Shannon loses the power of speech during an all-new Dark Noon. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 35 - "The Book of Meyer" | 15 janv. 2024 | 02:05:27 | |
New guest and ex-Mormon Sunshine is here to shed some light on the Mormon influences in the Twilight saga in a totally wild pre-book talk with G and Shannon! Then it’s time to tackle chapter 13 of New Moon, including werewolf drama, vampiric revelations, and incredibly significant wood. threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 34 - "Billy's No-Good Rotten Week" | 01 janv. 2024 | 02:08:56 | |
New year, New Moon! Artist and known Jacob Enjoyer Winni returns to help G and Shannon tackle New Moon chapters 11-12. Misunderstandings abound in this Werewolf Wednesday special about girl gang fashion, DILF fights, and bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “Jacobean drama." threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 33 - "Holes Holes Holes" | 18 déc. 2023 | 01:38:00 | |
Brand new guest Ioco joins Shannon and G for the holiest episode yet as they read New Moon Chapter 10! It’s a rough week for Bella involving gaslighting, murder attempts, and a traumatic hike, but don’t worry—she’s still got more holes than a Swiss cheese factory. Also discussed: bears (again), Girl Wolves, and Stephenie Meyer’s charmingly subtle foreshadowing. threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 32 - "Son-Zoned" | 09 déc. 2023 | 01:48:26 | |
Certified New Moon stan M returns to join G and Shannon for chapter 9! Things are heating up in Forks—literally. They’ve all got fevers. Who will hold hands and who will blow chunks on the world’s most awkward three-person movie date? Also discussed: son-zoning, the great Australian Conversation Heart Shortage, and the silliest New Moon outtake yet! threebooksoneplot.com find all of our links here! | |||
| Episode 31 - "Ism Bingo" | 20 nov. 2023 | 02:05:57 | |
Guest Kacie takes a break from her irl New Moon Era to offer her expertise on chapters 7 and 8 with G and Shannon! Together they place bets on whether Bella can follow simple instructions, ponder the eating habits of the Super Bear, and play the world's worst game of bingo before unveiling this week's double-installments of Euphoria and Agony and Dark Noon! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 30 - "Team Leatherface" | 06 nov. 2023 | 02:10:28 | |
Former Teen Wolf music engineer James is here to help Shannon and G read all about the teen wolves of the Twilight-verse in chapters 5-6 of New Moon. Together they tackle surprise Texas Chainsaw Massacre cameos, the local family financially ruined by Bella, and Billy Black’s Wild Western alter ego. Plus a SURPRISE special guest drops by to mythbust the bonus New Moon deleted scene about bank fraud!" threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 29 - "UnHappy Meal" | 23 oct. 2023 | 01:38:45 | |
October, November, December? It's Three Months One Chapter and there's a Possibility (.mp3) that Appa returns to support G and Shannon through this darkest era of Bella's life: New Moon Chapter 4! Bust out the popcorn for movie night with Jessica Stanley, plus zombies, racial profiling, questionably named bars, and a thrilling trip to McDonald's. linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||
| Episode 28 - "Vampire Dog" | 09 oct. 2023 | 01:19:14 | |
Most painful breakup in literary history, or cause for celebration? Amber returns to help G and Shannon decide, plus discuss regurgitated pizza, Jasper getting Sent To The Farm, and Edward’s deep love for… Charlie?! New Moon Chapter 3 might be “The End,” but Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something are just getting started! threebooksoneplot.com linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot | |||
| Episode 27 - "The Quencies" | 25 sept. 2023 | 01:26:18 | |
Lexie is BACK for the third time, now with more writing education! She helps G and Shannon tackle the grimdark topics in New Moon Chapter 2, such as drug abuse, dying of Spanish influenza, mommy issues, and being covered in pink frosting. Then it’s time to check in with Edward and Beau in two (or three?) all-new chapters of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something! linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot threebooksoneplot.com | |||