Explore every episode of the podcast This Never Happened
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| Episode 46: Angels of Mons | 05 May 2023 | 00:48:01 | |
In this episode, Matt fights through nervous tics as he teaches us about Battlefield Angels like The Angels of Mons and The Angel of the Gettysburg Battlefield! We also talk Cocaine Bear, Jeremy Renner, and several other questionable topics! Thanks for listening! | |||
| Episode 45: Cursed Objects | 21 Apr 2023 | 01:03:14 | |
In this episode we talk about Lee breaking his leg and a series of cursed objects! Cursed objects such as The Conjure Chest, Carl Pruitt's Gravestone, and Busby's Chair! Don't sit in his chair but do enjoy the show! | |||
| Episode 36: The Dogman | 11 Nov 2022 | 01:00:05 | |
This episode is all about the terrifying DOGMAN of Michigan and Wisconsin. The only thing better than Dogman is Puppyboy! Enjoy the show! | |||
| Episode 35: Appalachian Cryptids 2!!! | 04 Nov 2022 | 01:12:43 | |
The boys are ALWAYS back in town. Return to nature and join us on our second journey exploring Appalachia. You will learn about The Bunny Man, The Ohio Grassman, Pope Lick Monster, The Raven Mocker, Oklahoma Freshwater Octopus, Michael Fassbender, and The Bush Man. Have fun!
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| Episode 34: Dark Watchers | 28 Oct 2022 | 00:47:45 | |
In this SPOOKY HALLOWEEN EPISODE our three undead hosts talk about watching famous people from a distance and The Dark Watchers of the Santa Lucia Mountains in California watching YOU! | |||
| Episode 33: Habitual Time Slippers | 21 Oct 2022 | 01:10:19 | |
In this time-hopping episode we discuss the Time Slip phenomenon and Greg introduces the hip new craze "Crazytit" to the world! F****** Smash that Follow button, Dude! | |||
| Episode 32: Havana Syndrome | 14 Oct 2022 | 01:09:56 | |
Greg see's a dead body, Lee tries to spread panic, and Matt's Havin' a crisis... This episode is about the debilitating and strange Havana Syndrome! What is it?! Are you at risk?! Could it be the Jamaican American Magician Association?! Find out Here! | |||
| Episode 31: Carl Higdon and Ausso One | 07 Oct 2022 | 00:40:07 | |
It's the age-old story of a middle aged boy and his terrifying, but very friendly, extra terrestrial pal with a drill for a hand, Ausso One! | |||
| Episode 30: The Kelly Hopkinsville Encounter | 30 Sep 2022 | 00:46:24 | |
This episode is aaaaaaallllll about the Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter. What do you do when you start seeing little silver goblins running around your farm? You start shootin'! Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 29: Ingo Swann/ Remote Viewing | 19 Sep 2022 | 01:14:52 | |
Hold on to your hats because in this episode you are going to learn about PENETRATION... the book written by Ingo Swann and all of his remote viewing escapades.. | |||
| Episode 28: The Kansas City Mafia/ They Be Doin' Bad Guy Stuff | 12 Sep 2022 | 01:01:28 | |
In order to become the most popular podcast in Kansas City and eventually the Universe, the TNH boys talk about The Kansas City Mafia and the Pendergast Political Machine that ran Kansas City for most of the 1900's | |||
| podCasting Couch: White Guy in the Philippines | 09 Sep 2022 | 00:24:11 | |
In this short podCasting Couch session, Greg writes a song about Lees trip to the Philippines. Prepare to get mad about having bad eyesight... | |||
| Episode 44: Part 2: The Villisca Ax Murders - The Investigation | 13 Mar 2023 | 01:04:10 | |
Who dunnit?! You are about to find out... or maybe not.. as we wrap up this terrifying and story with the list of possible suspects. If Zak Bagans can figure it out I think we can too. | |||
| Episode 27: Real Life Super Heroes/ Costumed Vigilantes | 08 Aug 2022 | 01:04:58 | |
The ONLY three Real Life Super Heroes of Kansas City talk about Real Life Super Heroes from around the world... mixed in with some scandal and just straight up vigilantes... follow us on most things @thisneverhappenedshow! | |||
| Episode 26: The Jinn/ Aladdin and the Oppressive Tendencies | 01 Aug 2022 | 01:03:25 | |
In this episode you will learn the history and and meaning behind the Jinn/Jinni... You also get to hear about how *****d up the original story of Aladdin is.... Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 25: The Mothman of Point Pleasant/ Moistman | 25 Jul 2022 | 00:57:23 | |
In this extra special episode, Greg discovers his voice and our three hosts talk about the strange events surrounding the Mothman of Point Pleasant! Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 24: Underwater Aliens, USOs, and Mermaids | 18 Jul 2022 | 00:55:03 | |
This episode is all about the strange that lurks deep in the ocean. Where do aliens park their ships!? Find out here! | |||
| Episode 23: Sam The Sandown Clown/ These Kids are Mean | 11 Jul 2022 | 01:06:47 | |
Is that a berry behind your ear?! In this episode we tell the story of a couple kids encounter with a strange 7 foot tall creature named Sam. Find out HERE! | |||
| Episode 22.5: A Minisode Extravaganza! | 09 Jul 2022 | 00:31:37 | |
In this mini of an episode, we discuss Mel Gibson, Lee's haunted experiences, CERN Hadron Collider, The art of respectfully disagreeing, The Tom DeLonge interview, and Intervention. Bon Appetit! | |||
| Episode 22: The Philadelphia Experiment/ The Carlos Allende Letters | 21 Jun 2022 | 01:12:08 | |
Better late than never, right?! In this SWEATY episode, Lee, Matt, and Greg discuss the strange government experiment that caused an entire ship to turn invisible and teleport leaving its passengers with some strange side effects! | |||
| Episode 21: Doppelgängers/ Spirit Doubles | 30 May 2022 | 01:04:04 | |
In this wild ride of an episode, the three non-doppelganger hosts talk about different versions of Doppelgängers in folk/fairy tales, spiritualism, and REAL historical and modern accounts...allegedly! No Dops Allowed! | |||
| Episode 20: Ritualistic Human Sacrifice/ Prison System Sacrifice | 16 May 2022 | 01:19:43 | |
Its our 20th Episode! We have officially survived longer than most podcasts! In this episode WE want to tell YOU about Human Ritualistic Sacrifice performed by the Ancient Hebrews, Aztec, Vikings, Hawaiians sacrifices and many more! | |||
| Episode 19: Paul Bennewitz/ Dope Dick Doty | 02 May 2022 | 01:15:48 | |
WARNING: This episode contains TRUE GOVERNMENT DECEPTION AND DISINFORMATION! This episode covers the tragic life of Paul Bennewitz and his relationship with other characters like Rick Doty (AKA Dope Dick Doty; AKA Dope Daddy Doty), AFOSI, Myrna Hanson, and Leo Sprinkle, and Bill Moore. What do you do when the alien comes for you?
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| Episode 43: Part 1: The Villisca Ax Murders | 17 Feb 2023 | 00:46:38 | |
WARNING! This episode gets a little brutal so prepare yourself! We are talking about the horrifying and unsolved ax murder case in Villisca, Iowa involving 8 people who were silently slain in the night.. and even though we aren't always proud of it.. we make fun of it anyway. Enjoy the show and laugh a little why don't ya? | |||
| Episode 18: The Simulation Theory/ Digital Physics | 23 Apr 2022 | 01:34:07 | |
In our LONGEST episode so far... The gang talks about The Simulation Theory and Digital Physics/Philosophy! 100% your daily dose of existential crisis! | |||
| Episode 17: Spontaneous Human Involuntary Invisibility/ Ritualistic Invisibility | 09 Apr 2022 | 01:09:10 | |
In this episode, the fellas talk about the de-throning of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.. then get into the ultra strange phenomenon of Spontaneous Human Involuntary Invisibility and even go over exactly how YOU can become invisible! Don't forget to follow the Instagram! | |||
| Episode 16: Feral Children/ Trying to get a scammer to give up his SSN | 02 Apr 2022 | 00:47:28 | |
In this weeks episode, Lee and Greg talk about some well know and lesser known feral children! Could you become the Alpha? Find out here! | |||
| Episode 15: Time Travel/ Greg Gets Hacked! | 19 Mar 2022 | 01:05:44 | |
In this episode Greg rants about how somebody has taken his identity to try to sell bitcoin to unsuspecting victims. Then, Lee teaches everyone about time travel ad famous time travelers! FUCK ON!!!!!!
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| Episode 14: The Alaskan Triangle/ Bring in the Investigators! | 12 Mar 2022 | 01:12:46 | |
In this episode, the boys talk about The Dark Pyramid, Hauntings, Cryptids, Mysterious Disappearances and much more about the The Alaskan Triangle!
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| Episode 13: The Bell Witch/Disturbed by the Sickness | 27 Feb 2022 | 01:00:24 | |
The boys are back in town! In this episode, Matt, Lee, and Greg talk about The Bell Witch of Adams, TN! They also cast the worst adaptation of The Bell Witch movie you have ever heard starring John Cena. Well, enjoy!
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| Episode 12: The Bermuda Triangle/Is Teddy Perkins Actually Michael Jackson?! | 19 Feb 2022 | 00:48:04 | |
In this weeks episode, Greg talks tech, then they all try to get to the bottom of the strange Teddy Perkins phenomenon and get lost in The Bermuda Triangle! Fuck ON!
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| Episode 11: The Jeffstein Epstisode! | 12 Feb 2022 | 00:52:33 | |
In this epstisode! Lee talks about the season finale of 1000lb Sisters.. then they all talk about the super sketchy past of Jeffery Epstein and try to get to the bottom of what actually happened... or never happened. Enjoy!
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| Episode 10: Skinwalker Ranch/ Dragon Doesn't Even Have a PhD! | 05 Feb 2022 | 01:00:58 | |
You know what's better than Buttermilk Ranch? Skinwalker Ranch! In this episode Lee and Greg tell Matt (and you) AAAALLLLL about this horrifying place. Aliens, poltergeist, cryptids, and even a Dragon?!
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| podCasting Couch: Interview with Terrible Terrill/Kansas City Clout | 29 Jan 2022 | 00:29:53 | |
In this first, SEXY podCasting Couch Session, Greg and Lee hang out with T-Rock from Oldish Duds! We talk about, life, souls, aliens, and some HOT Kansas City CLOUT. Go follow him and us at... https://www.instagram.com/oldish_duds/ https://www.instagram.com/thisneverhappened_show/ | |||
| Episode 42: Part 2: Roswell/ Voronezh Incident | 10 Feb 2023 | 00:54:32 | |
In this episode we wrap up Roswell and strange Voronezh Incident in the only way we know how... by getting distracted along the way. TOM DELONGE BELONGS! | |||
| Episode 9: Doomsday Prophesies with Terrill/Columbus Book of Privileges?! | 22 Jan 2022 | 01:14:37 | |
In this episode, Terrill Rothrock from Oldish Duds fills in for Matt while we discuss past, present, and future end of the world prophesies by some of histories greatest villains.... including US! Who knew Christopher Columbus could be so spiteful? WHO KNEW!? | |||
| Episode 8: Aliens, Apparitions, Accidental Murder, and Alec Baldwin | 15 Jan 2022 | 00:31:46 | |
In this previously unreleased episode... we discuss Aliens, Apparitions, Accidental Murder, Alec Baldwin and more!
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| Episode 7: Tenerife Airport Disaster/ We Have BAD German Accents | 08 Jan 2022 | 01:31:41 | |
TNH Boys pick apart the the largest aviation accident in history and go into the horrifying details and the events that led up to the 583 lives lost. RIP to the GOAT, Betty White! And RIP to this Podcast once everyone realizes that Tenerife is pronounced Ten-Air-Reef-Ay!
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| Episode 6: Appalachian Folklore and Cryptids/The One With All the Clout | 01 Jan 2022 | 01:38:28 | |
In our LONGEST episode so far, we invite the demon to stay in Lee's house and discuss some terrifying and sometimes silly monsters seen roaming around the Appalachian Mountain Range. Sit back, relax and enjoy all of this clout.
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| Episode 5: Alien Abductions/Wet Ass Phenomenon | 25 Dec 2021 | 00:53:12 | |
In this obvious Christmas special, these three kings discuss the perfect time, alien abduction stories, and some gorgeous blonde aliens!
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| Episode 4: Family Curses/Including the KARDASHIAN CURSE! | 18 Dec 2021 | 00:48:52 | |
The Kennedys, The Kardashians, The Grimaldis... It seems like everybody has a family curse these days. When are WE going to get ours?!
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| Episode 3: Kansas City Hyatt Walkway Collapse/Tits N' Ham | 11 Dec 2021 | 00:42:18 | |
Lee, Matt, Greg, Steven, and Douglas talk (in depth!) about the 1981 Hyatt Walkway Collapse in Kansas City, MO! Its a true CALAMITY! Thanks for your tiiiiimmme!
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| Episode 2: The Halifax Explosion | 11 Dec 2021 | 00:39:21 | |
This is an A B conversation.... Can't you see? Lee, Greg, and Matt discuss The Halifax Explosion and Greg goes on about racial inequality because in the end, we all bleed blood! | |||
| Episode 41: Part 1: Roswell/ Voronezh Incident | 03 Feb 2023 | 01:05:47 | |
In this episode we discuss having your own personal Toothbrusher, Getting on The Pill... sightings, Oppenheimer, and the Roswell UFO crash. Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 40: Real Life Super POWERS | 13 Jan 2023 | 01:05:41 | |
We are back! It's kind of like a season 2! In this episode we tell you about ACTUAL SUPER POWERS that ACTUAL PEOPLE possess! Super powers like a really thick skull, human sonar, and the ability to smell Parkinson's disease! Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 39: Urban Legends | 12 Dec 2022 | 01:09:10 | |
Bottled at the source and untouched by human hands, these urban legends are sure to leave you thirsty for more. This episode covers The Spider Face, The Licker, Bloody Mary, The Ghost of Mr. Chew, Organ Harvesters, Baby Train and a few others! Enjoy! | |||
| Episode 38: The Exorcism of Roland Doe | 25 Nov 2022 | 00:56:46 | |
Come one, come all! Learn EXACTLY how a demon possesses the human body and also learn how to kick it the f**k out! | |||
| Episode 37: The Black Monk of Pontefract | 18 Nov 2022 | 00:53:01 | |
In this haunting episode, we explore the The Black Monk of Pontefract.... One of the most British poltergeists to ever exist! Oh and it's violent too...
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