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Hey Mom.

I bought the house.

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After divorcing her cheating husband, Veronica throws herself into home renovation.

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This episode was written & edited by Ash Seguinte, and sound designed by Erik Seguinte.

Veronica is played by Jill Bee

Nicole is played by Wren Leopold

Mike is played by Michael E. Freemantle

Whitney is played by Sparrow Delgado

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Transcript.

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I am not w̸͓̩͇̝̟͖̱̿̈́͊̑̎͐ŕ̵̢͓̦̯̰̥͕͕̟̌͛͒̔͆̚͘ì̷̳̖̙̳̪̭̖̎t̶͈͉̣̞̩̠͖͌́͊͘͝͠i̶̧͎̼͕̟̺̗̩͆̊̓̈͝n̶̢̧͇͙̭̰̻̽̍͛g̷̥͖̬̑̌͌͂̈́̚ to you.

But I think you should read anyway.

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J.D. WUZ HERE

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A young street artist tags the side of an abandoned house and ends up striking up a conversation with another artist who they never seem to see.

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Written, Edited, & Sound Designed by: Anna Stein

JD is played by Elijah Harper

The House is played by Michael McGeachin

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1987

Morning, Jane.

If you’re reading this, that means I’ve already left for work. I know you tend to be fairly disoriented first thing in the morning. The last thing I want to do is scare you.

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A woman wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, and finds a letter on the dresser beside her. Soon, she starts finding things that are harder to explain

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Woman is played by Hope K.

Man is played by Matt Bartlett

Dr. Ellis is played by Lysander Townshend

Written, edited, and sound designed by Corvyn Appleby

Episode transcript.

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Content Warnings: Memory loss, themes related to disability, discussions of parenthood, paranoia, references to child disappearance

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And, out now from Cozy AF Media, Radio San Lazaro

Goo-ood Morning, San Lazaro! This. is. Renegade Ricky and the Jackal!

Radio San Lazaro is a zombie apocalypse semi-anthology that tells the stories of people living their lives amid the chaos of unprecedented times.

Tune on in for breaking news, community updates, and insider specials from the city that won't stay dead!

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Ẁ̶̡̪͇͈͓̖̱̺̐̓̊ͅë̵̡̫̠̼́ are not writing to ̷̤̺͖͖͚̤͉̲̔̽͛͒̚͜ÿ̶͒͑̃̓̌͘͜ō̴͎̩̜͇̆̂̇͋̉̔̚ȗ̸̦̅͌̋͗́.

But they think they like your attention.

̸̧̥̹͔͖̇̑̓̀Ţ̶̹̦̺͚̠̜͚̔̅̈́͂͛ͅẖ̶̫̲͓̣̂̈́̈́̅͐̒̈́̕ẹ̵͍̪̗̫͕͎͊͊̀͛̚͝͠ỳ̷̧̧̘̹̳̬̳̫̉̌̋̀̆͊͛ will continue the ̷̖͔̫̼̐̑̾͜s̷͈͕͆̀̈́͋̚t̵̢͕͖̦͍͈͙͛̈́̄̈́͜o̸͙̓͑̑͘r̵͓̺̙͈̟̜̓͒͘͝y̶̲̝͉̘̠̭͉͔̖͘.

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Canım babam;

It’s been two months since the roads closed off due to snow -or at least, that’s what Mom says. A lot has happened since then.

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Winter 1962, Kars, Turkey. Letters from a little girl to her father about goings on at home.

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Fidan is played by Danah Qamari

Written, edited, and sound designed by Gem Aydın

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Episode Transcript

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Content warnings: slight depiction of miscarriage and animal abuse, fire.

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I am not w̶̨͚̤̹̗̗̯̔̂̊͠r̶̭̩͇̐i̸̡̞͌͆͝t̴̫͙̬̱̺̥͂ì̷̫̬̜͈͐n̵̢̧̤͕̆͑͑̓̚͝͝g̵̢̤͙̉̅ ̷̡͎̗̼̱̠̀͜͝ to you.

But I have t̸̘̲͒͋̔̋̈́h̵̡̹̗͇̍̈́i̷̜͓̐̈̀̚͠n̵̼͖̻̟̰̭͊̿̃̔̍͊̂g̷̛̟̈̌̓̉s̸͉̯̃ ̵̨̱̫̘̱̯̮̅̅to write.

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From the desk of Roberta, 1950

Dearest Anna.

I did it. I applied for the position. Mrs Compressa, the mother, invited me to interview. It’s a beautiful house: an ample yard, big picture windows, a swing set with twin swings and a wrap-around porch!

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Hired to be a live-in nanny, Roberta is disconcerted to find an empty nest.

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Written by Hannah Brown

Edited by Lee Seguinte

Sound designed by Erik Seguinte

Roberta is played by Tania Elizabeth Gabbidon

Mrs. Compressa is played by Maria Corcobado

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Episode Transcript

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W̵̡̛̯̣̬͇̺̆̿̈́̀̅̀̋̋̎͋̾̂͐̋̅͠ẽ̵͕̯̳̉̈́̿͒͗͛͌̑̂̾͋̐̃͗̓͘͘̚͝ ̴̨̨̩̰̟̭̙̳͙̙̥̳̗̻̣͖͙͉̲̯̥̩͇͕̝̦͕̾͛͂̏͆͋̓́̓̔̂̃̑́̅͆̀͑̊̐̓͘͘̕͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅare not writing to you.

But there are things you might like to k̷͙̔n̸̩͉͕͑͐͌̍͝ȏ̸̢̝̀̀w̷̙̙͙̆͜ͅ.

Transcript.

May 12th, 1920.

The black spot is growing.

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Hired to be a live-in nanny, Roberta is disconcerted to find an empty nest.

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Written by Hannah Brown

Edited by Lee Seguinte

Sound designed by Erik Seguinte

Jordan Higginbotham is played by Lea Lawson

Mr. Pearson is played by Steve Royal

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Episode transcript.

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I am not writing to y̵̛̹͈̪͖̼̖̌̆̔̔̓o̵̰̲͇̳̲̙̬͂̃͗̓̇͠u̸͙̼̥͆.

But there is nothing to stop y̶̢͍̺͖̭̮̿̆͌̒̾̈́̕͘͝͝ǫ̷̪̻̗̼̯̙̩̠̎̂̇̆̊͐͊̈́̋̾̂̕͝ư̷̛̠͙̟̻̰̪͔̂̽̄̐͋̾̍̒͑̅̇̆̀̓͊̐̕ ̵̨̭̹͓͈̪͉͙̮̦̲̳̿͒̌̉̆͜ͅfrom reading on.

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September 10, 1885

My dear Victoria,

It’s so quiet out here. I desperately miss the bustling streets of Portland, being surrounded by life and humanity as I go about my day. The house is lovely, though. As much as I miss Portland, I don’t miss our old home. Too full of memories.

A retired journalist moves to a small town on the Oregon coast after her husband passes away, and slowly realizes that her house might not be as safe as she assumed.

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Henrietta is played by Rae Lundberg

Written by Tesh

Edited by Ash Seguinte

Sound designed by Moira Daykin

Episode transcript.

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Content warnings: Implied harm to an animal, implied character harm/death, unreality, implied loss of agency

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I am not ẅ̶̺͚̑̍͝r̶͕͇͝i̸̲͈̐t̵̢̟̬̖̖͠i̷̙̝͙̽͛n̸̟͋̆̀ǵ̵̢̻̟̥̝͂̚ to you.

But you can keep ȓ̷̮̺̩͖̱̆̕ẻ̶͕̥ͅa̵̼͕̖̫̎͐͑̈́͑d̶̲̞͖̞̋̄̓̉i̴̧̟̺̯͂̓̊ǹ̷̟̗̩̀̓̆̈g̷̘̝̩̙̑̔̈́̋̚, if you like.

Transcript.

November 14th, 1874

My Dearest Charlotte,

You have my sincerest regrets for just how long it has been since last I wrote to you. It has taken me quite a while to properly settle into my new home. My uncle, his departed soul be blessed, was apparently quite prolific in his love of collecting, and he left for me quite the prolific mess to take care of in his absence.

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Amelia discovers a strange library in the house she inherited from her uncle, and becomes absorbed in unraveling its secrets.

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Amelia is played by Wren Leopold

Written by: Fortune Salem

Edited & sound designed by: Gem Aydın

Episode transcript.

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Content warnings:

Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Period typical sexism, Period typical sanism/ableism

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November 3, 1866

_Dear Hiuching, _

I’m sorry I haven’t written to you.

During the winter of 1866, a Chinese worker on the Central Pacific Railroad writes home every night, hoping that one of the letters will survive the strange fire that sweeps through the house like clockwork.

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John is played by Casey Chou

The House is played by Quill Turner

Written by: Kira Pelletier

Edited by: Ash Seguinte

Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte

Episode Transcript

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Poem translation was done and copyrighted (2014-2017) by Hei Fengcong (黑瘋驄) - Creative Commons 3.0 SA-BY-NC.

Note: Hei Fengcong (黑瘋驄), Lengmen Daoshi (冷門道士), and R. Earle Harris are the same person.

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Content warnings: Racism, body horror, death.

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March 20, 1833

I think I could be happy. Really happy. I am not as wrong as all that, I could be contented.

Even if I were married. Even if I were married to Harold.

Ella and her husband Harold move into their own home in anticipation of starting a family.

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Ella Neelan is played by Georgia Cook

Written & Edited by Ash Seguinte

Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte

Episode Transcript.

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Content warnings:

Heterosexism, aggressive heteronormativity & allosexual/romantic normativity, reproductive coercion, unwanted pregnancy.

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May 4, 1817

What fortune has been bestowed upon me, all thanks to my own doing! I have recently acquired a property just south of Keswick- smack-bang in the heart of the countryside.

Wilfred Brooks’ new manor is quiet. Too quiet.

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Wilfred Brooks is played by David Ault

Written by: Milo Machin

Edited by: Ash Seguinte

Sound Designed by: Moira Daykin

Transcript.

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Content warnings: Being eaten alive, murder, elements of ritualistic sacrifice, teeth, wild animal death.

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1799

My dearest Eleanor,

I hope this letter finds you well, wherever you may be on the Atlantic. Or perhaps you have sailed out of its bounds entirely, and made your way to seas unknown.

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In the 1790s, a young woman is left alone in a house by the seaside. As she writes to her childhood friend, she slowly starts to realize she may not be able to escape.

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Mathilde is played by Elijah Harper

Written by: Emma Skinner

Edited & sound designed by: Gem Aydın

Episode transcript.

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Friday, 17th June 1796

Dearest Marion,

Well! I am now, for better or worse, ensconced fully in Ship House.

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A man's happy letters and journal entries gradually take on a darker tone when he discovers he is not the only one writing them.

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Henry Thorne is played by Ben Rowe

Bella Warren is played by Tania Elizabeth Gabbidon

Written by: Fay Roberts

Edited by: Ash Seguinte

Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte

Episode transcript.

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Content warnings: period-typical racism, implied delusional behavior, panic attacks

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June 23rd, 1750

Summers in the northernmost territories are comparable to those of my youth. For that my gratitude is genuine.

An eighteenth century housewright embarks on a project to build a home in remote Vermont with a crew of hired boys and young men.

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Daniel Langstaff is played by Lyle Michael Pepperell

Written by: Josh Burgess

Edited by: Lee Seguinte

Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte

Episode Transcript.

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Content warnings: threats of bodily harm, violence, soft racism, corpse obsession

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Your dream house awaits!

Coming May 1, 2026

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