The Wizard Scroll – Details, episodes & analysis

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

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The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠

the boy - ⁠Himself⁠

Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠

Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠

Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso

Jack Link - Chris Bauso

Billy Mays - Himself

Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠

Gnomes - Chris Bauso

Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy

Robert - Chris Bauso

Tin Man - Himself

Bongzilla - Tyler Moody

Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠

'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso

Orc J Simpson - Himself

Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠

Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠

Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠

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Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...

*Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Starring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi Williams

Episode Artwork by Jeff Pennington

Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon

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Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip

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Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J. Questmann

Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1

James Hart as Several Homunculi

Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee

Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine

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The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)

James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick)

Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott

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Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies

PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon

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Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST

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Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox

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