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Wizard Highschool Musical part 6 of 6. Umbrelei's gone mad with power, yo! It's up to Azataz, Mr Backsweat and an unlikely ally to put a stop to her rampage before she takes over the whole world!

Cast (in order of appearance)

Umbrelei the Prom Queen - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams

Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠⁠Taylor Arin

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

The Deej - ⁠DJ Reed⁠⁠

Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B

Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠⁠

Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠⁠Allison Allender⁠⁠

Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠⁠Squid Ludwig

Professor Witchlady - ⁠⁠Jess McCoy

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠⁠Scott R McKinley

Professor Swampass - ⁠⁠AJ Fidalgo

Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso

PA Orb Announcer (Mr Howard) - ⁠M Jeffrey Howard

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠⁠Paul Hikari

Lady Friends - Jess McCoy

Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Phantom Funhouse Creative Cut & Curious Capers- Adam Dib ; Quiet and Falling & Anxiety- Lena Raine ; Megablast, Skinner, & - Equip & FM Skyline ; The Legend of Ninetales- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Spherical Floating Garden (Neggy Gemmy Remix)- Equip ; Hip Shoppe, Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Time Gear, Palkia's Onslaught & Temporal Tower- PMD Explorers Remastered ; John Madden Football '93 (Genesis) Title Screen Theme ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Forever and Ever Together' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'The Instructional Dance' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Jon Anderson & Ben Mills

'WHSM End Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 5 of 6. Umbrelei has fully embraced the dark side, so she's killing ladies and folks left and right. Also Wizard Prom is coming up yayy :)

Cast (in order of appearance)

Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo

Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso

Randall the Rotund - ⁠Ben Mills

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams

Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Cheerleader 1 (Emily) - ⁠Taylor Arin

Professor Ladywitch - ⁠Jess McCoy

The Hall Monitor - SockX

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

The Deej - DJ Reed⁠⁠

Orctifa - Provolone C

Cheerleader 2 (Charlotte) - ⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠

Cheerleader 3 (Gabby) - ⁠Allison Allender⁠

Cheerleader 4 (Tiffany) - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 (Ariel) - Ace D Wizard

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, DT Carel, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Curious Capers, Curious Capers Creative Cut & Phantom Funhouse- Adam Dib ; Ancient Ivy Atrium, Dungeon (Giant Claw Remix), Identity (Windows96 Remix), Peaceful Clearing (R23X Remix) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Ladywitch's Classroom- Ben Mills & Chris Bauso ; Harvest Dawn- Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Go For It! (Lo-fi Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Jiggin the Jig- T Bless the Professionals

'The Math Rap 2' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by James Hart & Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'Perfect Wizard Prom' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee

'Long Live the Queen' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Emily Morse-Lee

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 4 of 6. The students of Wizard Highschool Academy learn the valuable lesson of dealing with loss. Meanwhile, the Headmaster cracks down in his search for Double Forbidden Necromancy for Demented Fucks, Volume II.

Cast (in order of appearance)

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B

Professor Witchlady - ⁠Jess McCoy

Mr Backsweat - ⁠⁠Ben Mills

Mrs Character's Boyfriend - W Kieth Tims

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Ms Loretta - Chris Bauso

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Quidzel the Exquisite - ⁠Squid Ludwig

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

PA Orb Announcer - M Jeffrey Howard

Janitor Willie - ⁠Jon Anderson

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley

Security Golem 1 - ⁠Pelle Frid⁠

Security Golem 2 - ⁠Devin Keister

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠⁠Krissi Williams

The girl who can't believe the unexpected twist - Marie Kim Ouellet

Double Fucker - ⁠AJ DeLong⁠

Torturer 1 - Chris Bauso

Torturer 2 - Frankie Vega

Birthday Girl - Emily Morse-Lee

Keeper Winston - NJ Unwin

Automated Orb Service - Chris Bauso

Meta Narrator - Kier Zhou

Orcimedes - SockX

Saul Centaursteen - ⁠Tim Jennings

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Hymn for Our Brothers- Alon Peretz ; Curious Capers Creative Cut & Moonlit Mischief- Adam Dib ; Turtle Blues & The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; Wondering Cat- Nir Maimon ; Opus No. 1- Tim Carleton ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Ave Maria (cover)' was originally composed by Franz Schubert in 1825, rearranged by Michele Nobler, with lyrics by Franz Schubert, (translated to English by Ben Mills) and vocals by Ben Mills

'We Miss Saul' was based off 'When the Saints Come Marching Home' as made famous by Louis Armstrong, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with lyrics by Chris Bauso, vocals by Chris Bauso & Gabriel B and accordion prowess by Gabriel B

'Double Fucker's Lesson' was arranged by Chris Bauso, with stems by Ben Mills and Patrick Poulson, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong & Krissi Williams

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 3 of 6. Azataz' relationship with Umbrelei continues growing strong, while his heated rivalry with Bully Character comes to a climactic end. All while Umbrelei struggles to pass her Wizard Algebra exam, until she gets help from an unlikely source...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠⁠Gabriel B⁠

Saul the Four Legged - ⁠⁠Tim Jennings

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠⁠Krissi Williams

Azataz the Wize - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso

Double Fucker - ⁠⁠AJ DeLong⁠⁠

Weed Elemental - Ryan DeGraw

Professor Swampass - ⁠AJ Fidalgo

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - ⁠Scott R McKinley

NPC 3 - ⁠Ben Mills

Orgonoth the Awful - ⁠Paul Hikari

Security Golem 1 - Pelle Frid

Security Golem 2 - Devin Kiester

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Big Rat - Skyler Giordano

The guy who can't wait to get sloshed - Paul Hikari

Jos-Ef - DT Carel

Baby Goblin Jesus - Taliee

Also featuring Frankie Vega, DJ Reed, Devin Keister and Patrick Poulson as Extras

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Preproduction Assembly by Patrick Poulson

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Royalty Free Music ; Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Chase- Majora's Mask OST ; Shadowed Cavern, Frappe Snowland (from Mario Kart 64) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Prelude Op 28 No 4- Kashido ; Star Way- Paper Mario OST ; SpaceTimeThought- CTRL S

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

'Cannabusiness' was written, performed and produced by Ryan DeGraw

'Detungeon Crawl' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

'Going Fast (Eating Ass)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 2 of 6. Darlene and Saul help Azataz work up the courage to ask out the new girl, Umbrelei the Gothic. Though unbeknownst to them all, she is about to start harboring a very dangerous fugitive in her backpack...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Cheerleader 1 - Taylor Arin

Cheerleader 2 - Emily Morse-Lee

Cheerleader 3 - Allison Allender

Cheerleader 4 - Taliee

Cheerleader 5 - Ace D Wizard

Cheerleader 6 - Providence Colucci

Azataz the Wize - ⁠Chris Bauso

Darlene the Spectacular - ⁠Gabriel B

Saul the Four Legged - ⁠Tim Jennings

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills⁠

Fantasy Football Announcer - James Hart

Umbrelei the Gothic - ⁠Krissi Williams

Janitor Willie - Jon Anderson

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

Creme Hauz Waitress - Providence Colucci

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Double Fucker - AJ DeLong

Willie Jr - ⁠Jess McCoy

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Champions League- Veaceslav Draganov ; Go For It (Lo-Fi Instrumental Remix)- Skyler Giordano ; Rival Encounter Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Gymnopedie No 1- Ada Ragimov ; Dark Tension- Kyle Preston ; The Unknown- KeMi ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

'Go For It! (feat. Mr Backsweat)' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Gabriel B, Ben Mills, Taylor Arin, Emily Morse-Lee, Allison Alender, & Taliee

'Magic Broomstick Ride' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

'The Tragedy of the Double Fucker' was arranged by Skyler Giordano, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by AJ DeLong

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Special thanks to the Dungeons & Drimbus crew for partaking in this feed swap of sorts!

Song used: Marked- Alexander Nakarada

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The Source Seas are a dangerous place. But the real danger lurks in those who sail it… Join Captain Bloodbags and the Vampirates on a swashbuckling journey of blood and bountiful pirate booty! The sixth season of Actual Play comedy podcast, Dungeons & Drimbus promises a naughty nautical adventure that is equal parts darkness and absurdity.

The adventure kicks off as the Vampirates chase down no good scoundrels harassing the small town of Baker’s Bay. They may be pirates, but Captain Bloodbags has three rules:

1. Harm no innocents 

2. Let no foul deed go unpunished 

3. Do not die. There is work to be done.

The Vampirates seek fortune, run from their demons, and discover dark secrets as they sail the stormy Source Seas. All played with the Mischief TTRPG with Vampirism and Sailing expansions!

Like all Drimbus seasons, Blood ‘n’ Booty is a standalone adventure in the Drimbus universe with full immersive sound design, big action scenes, and even bigger personalities. The cast of professional actors bring their comedy A-game, plenty of heart, and only occasional outrage at the horrors inflicted on them. Episodes publish every Friday.

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Wizard Highschool Musical part 1 of 6. Young Azataz returns to Wizard Highschool Academy for his senior year of studies. But when the new girl catches his eye, the wizard in training suddenly has more on his mind than getting good marks...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Azataz the Wize - Chris Bauso

Professor Swampass - AJ Fidalgo

Orgonoth the Awful - Paul Hikari

Quidzel the Exquisite - Squid Ludwig

Saul the Four Legged - Tim Jennings

Randall the Rotund - Ben Mills

Darlene the Spectacular - Gabriel B

Umbrelei the Gothic - Krissi Williams

NPC 1 - Ben Mills

NPC 2 - Taylor Arin

NPC 3 - Ben Mills

Cricket - Charcoal "Gryllus Veletis" the Springfield Cricket

Lunch Ladies - Devin Kiester

Orcimedes - SockX

Bully Character - Ace D Wizard

Mr Backsweat - Ben Mills

Headmaster Dumblesnatch - Scott R McKinley

Professor Ladywitch - Jess McCoy

Episode artwork by Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Special thanks to the Story Squires Writing Club for writing assistance, feedback & peerless critique of this story!

Songs used: Curious Capers & Curious Capers Creative Cut- Adam Dib ; Rival's Theme- Pokemon FRLG OST ; Hip Shoppe- Toby Fox ; Duck Duck Goose- Inon Zur ; This Blue Moon (Instrumental)- Ian Post ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

'WHSM Opening Credits Theme' is a parody of the song 'Grease' by Frankie Valli, used fairly under the Copyright Act in Section 107, with rearrangement by Skyler Giordano, lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Tanya Maksood

'Someone' was arranged by Qracle, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

'King of the Gym' was performed with 0 prep-time by Ben Mills, using the instrumental song 'Teddy Bear Waltz' by Kevin MacLeod

'Ladywitch's Lesson' was arranged by Ben Mills with lyrics by Ben Mills, Chris Bauso & Jess McCoy and vocals by Jess McCoy

'The Math Rap' was arranged by Skyler Giordano with lyrics by James Hart and vocals by Chris Bauso & AJ Fidalgo

'Someone Reprise' was arranged by Ben Mills, with lyrics by Chris Bauso and vocals by Chris Bauso & Krissi Williams

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Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovely ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the upcoming season 4 soon on an RSS feed near you!

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Episode Artwork by ⁠⁠Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Song used: Identity- Equip

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The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7!

Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss.

Written by Chris Bauso

Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso

Produced by Chris Bauso

Cast (in order of appearance):

Chris Bauso as Himself

Chris Bauso as Djyn

Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie

Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez

Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado

Chris Bauso as DOC

Chris Bauso as Little Shit

Chris Bauso as Fly Man

Chris Bauso as Dr Graves

Chris Bauso as Billy Craters

Chris Bauso as Jon Taffer

Chris Bauso as KHAR'GANH THE DESTROYER

Songs used: OS7 Szn5 Theme Song, Bubblegum & Ludicrous Speed, - Skyler Giordano ; DUNGEON, Alchemist's Corridor, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Coherence- Amie Waters

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠

the boy - ⁠Himself⁠

Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠

Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠

Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso

Jack Link - Chris Bauso

Billy Mays - Himself

Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠

Gnomes - Chris Bauso

Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy

Robert - Chris Bauso

Tin Man - Himself

Bongzilla - Tyler Moody

Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠

'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso

Orc J Simpson - Himself

Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠

Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠

Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠

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Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!

Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠

Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠

Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1

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Check out A Pint of Cthulhu wherever fine podcasts are found!

The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.

This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.

Featuring Jon as Frankenphone

Matt as Darth Kermitus

Sorin as Anne Gore

Flower as Ragnor Seymore

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Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!

Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf

Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly

Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen

AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass

Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch

Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin

Episode Artwork by Ben Mills

Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental

Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny

Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master

Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine

Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1

James Hart as Several Homunculi

Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon

Songs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST

Songs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies

Songs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott

Songs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...

Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn

Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth

Sky Fieri as Kai

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters

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Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts!

Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip

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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.

Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/

Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.

Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro

The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou

The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen

Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.

This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock

This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson

Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso

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Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.

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Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J. Questmann

Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1

James Hart as Several Homunculi

Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee

Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine

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The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)

James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick)

Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott

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Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies

PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon

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Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST

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Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox

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Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea of Time & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Chill, Hip Shop & It's Raining Somewhere Else- Toby Fox ; A Vesel in Yellow and Red- Muma ; I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz ; Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), D U N G E O N & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Thin Air- Roie Shpigler

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Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?

Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn

Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth

Sky Fieri as Kai

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twinsanity OST ; CORE, Hip Shop, Dating Start! & Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Friend Area Deep Sea Current- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST ; Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody

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It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Monkey Fight Menu- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Zora's Domain (from OoT), Startup NEW GAME, & Birdman (from PilotWings 64) - Equip ; House TelaVV- Elad Perez ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)

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The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Happy to Be Happy- Dapun ; Predator X (Live at Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The Staff, Ancient Ivy Atrium & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Abysmal Gale & Hulullúlulu - Art Against Agony ; Move Your Body- NAEMS ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody

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Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode!

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Mystifying Forest & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; What's New- Ziv Moran ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Let the Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slide Rumble & Slip Slide Ice Capades- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...

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Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Factory Panic, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, & Turquiose Lounge- Equip ; Academy of Evil, Classroom Chaos, & Madame Amberly- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Stars Surfing- Raz Burg ; Open Space- Onyx Music ; Chase- Zelda Majora's Mask OST

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Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower)- Kevin MacLeod ; Umbra- Amie Waters ; Pushing Onwards- VVVVVV OST ; Pyramid Pass- CTTR OST ; Cavern Catastrophe, Totem Hokem & Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Desert Theme- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Sad Sun- Paper Mario OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The One Eyed Captain- Ian Post ; Thank you- Atronach's Aura ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Tomb Town- Crash Tag Team Racing OST ; Huff N Puff's Theme, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Ruins- Paper Mario OST ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Run- Youth ; War Paint- Rhythm Scott

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Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension Lab, & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?  

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.  

Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - Asi C ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...  

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OST

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Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony Vega

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Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.   

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OST

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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...

*Originally published 12/3/2023

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Tim Jennings as Santaur

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokay

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???

*Originally published 7/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise Jack

Songs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...

*Originally published 7/6/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack

Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?

*Originally published 6/29/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself

James Hart as Ita'dik

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...

*Originally published 6/22/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse

Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee

James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!

*Originally published 6/15/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus

Gabriel B as Waffle Wench

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman

Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse

Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor

Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?

*Originally published 6/8/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Strawberry Porg

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...

*Originally published 6/1/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I

Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire

Jon Anderson as Willie D Nelson

"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard

"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran

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The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...

*Originally published 5/25/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden

Mark Levins as Farky Mark

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Mark Levins

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...

*Originally published 5/18/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?

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