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Fornacite and Trippin'
20 Nov 2025
01:02:50
Macy's got another one with a name that was just too hard to resist. And Charlye tells us about her encounter with THE Bell Witch.
There's got to be a Sillysode after, If you can hold on through Halloween...
Okay look gang, its FMK, and if you don't know what that means, oh boy are you in for it. We listen to our inner Monster and Mask smashers and maybe also some Twilight but don't think about it.
Ruston (Macy's long-time brother) joins us today, along with the magical Theresa Mariesa! We break down the anatomy of a Sagittarius, roast family members, and have lots a laughs along the way.
Thank you so much to our guests, who made this an episode to remember
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Come do shrooms with Charlye, and because she never claimed to be some kind of science bitch, check out the links she referenced here: Reishi Mushroom 101 The Incredible Reishi
Macy's got some info on weathercocks for us - or weathervanes, if you're vanilla.
Alright guys, it's tradition, you know it, we're here to get silly. There's no topic this week, there's no rules. We talk all over the place. We go from Wimp Cap ideas, Charlye's suspicious opinions towards soup, we share some childhood memories, we spend what's probably too long talking about Alone, and get into a whole bunch more along the way. Our hair is fully let down this week, so kick back and enjoy some silly with us.
Halloween Spookysode 2023 - Miss Molly Bed and Breakfast
31 Oct 2023
05:02:58
**Please note this is a Spookysode, there is going to be subject matter present in this episode that aren't present in typical episodes, and could be triggering. Please listen with caution. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Good Golly Miss Molly!
Join us this Samhain for tales of cowboys, flirtatious ghosts, an interview with a vampi- I mean, a ghost hunter, and (as always) lots of stories from you guys.
A huge thank you to Theresa Mariesa for her time, knowledge, and for being a friend.
Granite and Spiritual Hygiene while Traveling - Ep. 271
25 Oct 2023
01:23:40
Macy talks about the rock that helps to teach us that all that glitters is not, in fact, gold, because we're talking granite. Charlye talks about maintaining spiritual hygiene when traveling, as well as reasons for why we might have an uptick of spiritual activity in places of travel. Wbahprintshop.com - Halloween Print Available now!
Macy has some WOOD for us all, petrified wood that is… only, its not actually wood at all. Charlye was inspired by her love of Friday 13th to dive into some witchy backgrounds on the ominous day.
Charlye talks about a spice that's totally not cumin, caraway, which can freshen up that booze breath and also protect your children. Macy talks about walkingstick insects, and the patient stillness we can learn from them.
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Macy sets a Pride & Prejudice date, reminisces about very anxious pool parties, and tells us all about the enigmatic emerald. Charlye follows up with tales of the very first Sims, as well as a crispy little stone, heulandite. Today's Sponsors: So Mote That Con thatwitchlife.com/so-mote-that-con-2023 Early Bird Registration Available until Sept. 29, 2023
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Toadlet. Actual topics start at 25:48. It's on of those intros. We've got stories, we've got spices, and we've got sweet lil' chonkers today. Charlye breaks down a seasonal favorite with Pumpkin Spice, and Macy talks toads.
Macy kicks off the episode with something a bit different, something a bit spooky, something a bit... wet. Charlye takes it in the second half with some smoky secrets. Incense: It isn't just fragrant smoke. Today's Sponsor: Blessed Be Magick - use code WITCHBITCH for 15% off your order! https://blessedbemagick.com/
Sillysode: The Cottage Core Chaos of Malachite Reach
20 Aug 2025
01:20:32
We have a silly, as per tradition following a spookysode (ignore the fact that we did one five weeks ago), and this time we get off the rails designing our own gnome community. We make lots of characters, have loads of notable characteristics (looking at you, Perky), and have entirely too much fun creating the world that is Malachite Reach.
All is not lost! We were able to get this file off of Charlye's potentially fried computer, which is the cause for this week's episode! Today Charlye talks to us about Ancestralite, a banded beauty of a crystal, and Macy brings corn to the table, talking about its origins and history in North America. We also have a special guest, Summer, of the Cherokee Nation, who shares with us her people's story of corn.
Macy talks about the fantastical looking creations that are bismuth crystals, while Charlye talks to us about a lumpy beauty called Minalite, among many other names.
**Please note this is a Spookysode, there is going to be subject matter present in this episode that aren't present in typical episodes, and could be triggering. Please listen with caution. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Run. Run to your cousins chicken.
We're back in the spooky seat with some very frightening listener stories! We have slime ghosts, shadow people, and even a Charlye vs. Bear wrestling match.
Guys, a Sillysode just felt right. We spend this one talking about our dream vacations, scorpions, Medieval Times, and Cary Elwes while somehow staying on topic better than we usually do for these episodes.
This time on The Witch Bitch Amateur Hour, Charlye talks some Celtic folklore to get in touch with her Appalachian roots. Then, Macy gets in touch with her root with a blue-cheesy boi good for friends (making them, or watching them on TV)
This week Macy and a couple of historical guests talk about the apparently too cold cucumber, and Charlye brings forth a 2000's looking pink and black beauty called Rhodonite!
Charlye gets COOL FOR THE SUMMER and magically chills out with a popsicle spell, While Macy tells us how her chicken tendie crystal can TAKE US HIGHER.
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Macy talks about the loooooooooong running historical and magical uses for lodestones, and Charlye gets green with the myths, history, and magic of Parsley.
Charlye gets kinda weird with some wacky witchcraft. Macy tells us about Cornbread- I mean, Benzoin. Join us as we talk sassy magic, smelly hugs, and getting caught up in the crossfire, CROSSFIRE
Macy regales us about a great storm, and how our perspective towards our magic is so important in measuring its effectiveness. Charlye brings forth the cool, carvable, and waxy Soapstone her topic this week, and its many beneficial qualities it can bring to your practice.
The girls delve into legends and creatures unveiled, the intriguing stories of the Norse goddess Skaði and the enigmatic Brown Recluse spider. Charlye unveils Skaði's fierce quest for for justice (and feet), self-sufficiency in winter, and her invention of skiing? Macy uncovers the secrets of the misunderstood spider with a touch of sass from spider scientists.
This week Macy brings blueberries to the table, and we talk a LOT about bushes. Charlye, recovering from a bout of the seckness talks about metaphysically cleansing a space after a time of illness. We also have a chat with Rachel of Anahata's Purpose after the end credits, and it's chalk full of details for those wanting to attend 'The Purpose' this year.
We are not doctors, lawyers, or professionals. We are amateurs, and nothing we say should be taken as advice, instruction, or seriously. Any action taken based on what we say or imply can and will lead to illness, existential crisis, injury, your pets no longer loving you, and death. We make no p
**Please note this is a Spookysode, there are going to be triggers present in this episode that aren't present in typical episodes. If you're sensitive to more intense subject matter please take caution. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- If you're sleeping are you dreaming, if you're dreaming are you dreaming of ME?
Welcome back friends to another Spookysode, and we're coming at you this time with a thick topic section followed by a nice chunk of listerner stories. Macy kicks us off and talks for probably too long about the animal/cattle mutilation phenomenon, and Charlye talks about the Black Stick Man entity. Listener stories wrap us up this time, and the last one really, uh, goes out with a bang.
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Hey friends, we're back this week with your regularly scheduled programming, and this week Macy brings us one of the last Elder Futhark runes to go in this multi-year series, Algiz, and Charlye discusses the mysterious and 'slippery' sapphire.
We are not doctors, lawyers, or professionals. We are amateurs, and nothing we say should be taken as advice, instruction, or seriously. Any action taken based on what we say or imply can and will lead to illness, existential crisis, injur
Hello friends, we have a tale of our whirlwind adventure up to the North East for our first ever tour. There's a lot of stories that we wanted to share with you guys from our tour time, so we hope you enjoy some tales! Also, do y'all like these trip episodes? Let us know in the coven, you won't hurt our feelings!
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We're back in the saddle again, ready to share some magical springtime knowledge.
Charlye talks Magickal Spring Cleaning, how to clear away any negative energy and make room for new growth. Meanwhile, Macy branches out to tell us all about Birch Trees. The history, uses in traditional medicine, and folklore.
Join us fo York patties that makes you cum, suns out - tits out, and lots of bath talk.
**This episode has some echo in it, we did our best to get it all out, but the podcast gods were not on our side today, we hope you enjoy anyway!
Here come the teachers rolling in the TV into class.
We're in Jersey, so that means we have an on the road sillysode! We talk about music, hypnosis, Charlye's ugly shoes, and the Drip. Join us this week for a winding sillysode full of what is, for the most part, useless information. We love you.
Lets explore two different topics that share the color blue: Blue Jays and Blue Lace Agate
Get ready to squawk as Macy takes us on a wild ride through the world of Blue Jays -Charlye joins in with Blue Lace Agate - Join us for a journey through the blues!
**This episode has some echo in it, we did our best to get it all out, but the podcast gods were not on our side today, we hope you enjoy anyway!
Charlye and Macy take us on a journey through the fascinating worlds of Wolfsbane and Lepidolite. Charlye spills the tea on the deadly plant's dark history, including its use as a poison. Macy, on the other hand, dishes out some crystal healing advice with Lepidolite, the mineral that can supposedly calm your nerves and balance your chakras.
But don't take their word for it, Charlye and Macy warn listeners to do their research and consult a healthcare professional before ingesting anything that could potentially turn them into a werewolf or leave them in a crystal-induced trance. Tune in to this podcast for laughs, expert insights, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
Charlye and I went to Yama Yoga Studio to get Reiki done, and we tell you all about it! Along with this, we have an interview with Summer Smith, the owner of Yama Yoga and the practitioner that performed our healing sessions. There's much learning to be had this episode, and we hope that you guys enjoy it! Yamayoga.net
Simply Captivating Presents: FWAW Episode 1 - Give the Woman a Blanket
23 Mar 2023
02:04:48
Welcome friends, the day has come, and we decided to make this inaugural episode of Simply Captivating free to the public! Join us as we dive into episodes 1 and 2 of Farmer Wants a Wife, where we meet the farmers, the gals, as well as learn the rules of how this whole deal is supposed to go down. We had a lot of fun diving into this new type of show, and we hope you enjoy it! Come laugh along with us as we explore the cringey, the complicated, and the COUNTRY in this first ever American season of FWAW.
Blue Tansy Oil and Feeling Like A Bad Witch - Ep. 241
22 Mar 2023
01:42:25
It's Simply Captivating
In this serendipitous episode, we discuss the ties between mental health and witchcraft. Charlye ponders what to do when you're feeling like the worst witch in the world, and Macy tells us about an oil that delivers a one-two punch of soft and tough.
We also unviel our long-awaited podcast 'Simply Captivating' Check it out on Patreon.com/wbahpodcast on Thursdays
Macy brings a loving rock with a name she can never get right: chrysoprase, and Charlye comes in salty with Halite. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Jim & Jup Tour anahataspurpose.com/tour -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- wbahpodcast.com _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Want to help support the Podcast? Consider becoming a Patron or OnlyFan! www.patreon.com/wbahpodcast onlyfans.com/wbahpodcast
We are not doctors, lawyers, or professionals. We are amateurs, and nothing we say should be taken as advice, instruction, or seriously. Any action taken based on what we say or imply can and will lead to illness, existential crisis, injury, your pets no longer loving you, and death. We make no promise or guarantee, expressed or implied, and assume no legal liability or responsibility for any injuries resulting from
60 minutes of the witches singing Orville Peck at you
Let talk grounding! Both of our topics are great for keeping you right were you need to be - emotionally speaking. Charlye talks about the sharty/globular dude known as Hemimorphite, while Macy gets deep (three meters, I hear) with Vetiver.
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We have a fabulous chat with Wendy Mata today, owner of Bruja Power Botanica and 5th generation witch. We talk about so many things, and learned a tremendous amount in the time we had we her! There IS a bit of an echo this episode that we were able to mostly correct except for a few instances, so just a heads up on that! Luckily it never happens when Wendy is talking, which is where all the good stuff is anyway!
The trees are doing WHAT? Macy takes us on journey of listing to the call that we all know so well. Charlye tells us about he heavenly Lilly, and about how we are all actually floating in milk. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Our Sponsor That Witch Life Mini-Con thatwitchlife.com/that-witch-life-mini-con A virtual conference on living as a Witch in today’s world. EARLY BIRD REGISTRATION PRICE AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH 6
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Spookysode 24 - The Fright of the Flying Foam Mattress
08 Feb 2023
02:00:54
**Please note this is a Spookysode, there are going to be triggers present in this episode that aren't present in typical episodes. If you're sensitive to more intense subject matter, please take caution. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
Not only is this episode JAM PACKED with listener stories, but we have a member of the WBAH fam stop by for some live scary story action.
A huge thank you to Eldrich Kitchen for some serious, tiny fingered, nightmare fuel.
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Charlye talks about a "sharty" little boy, and Macy tells us about a pretty pollinator. But most importantly, we have questions about Michael Douglas. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- wbahpodcast.com _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Want to help support the Podcast? Consider becoming a Patron or OnlyFan! www.patreon.com/wbahpodcast onlyfans.com/wbahpodcast
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