The Inquisitorial band have been provided with a path to Terra! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got the information they needed from Trin Rakai, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shocked to learn the real history of the Imperium, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was relieved and disturbed to learn Eli is alive, and Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) was overwhelmed by his new life as an agent. Can these heroes find a way off this demon world and save the Emperor? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band have discovered a way to speak to Trin Rakai! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) punched a demon into the warp, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) executed King Frederick for his crimes against the Emperor, Gideon (Josh Halbot, @baesier_crane) realized his companions might be the death of him, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) found Lizzo Lizardman. Can these heroes trap the soul of Trin Rakai in a servitor or will the aeldari escape again? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band are advancing their plans in the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began wielding his new authority, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned secrets about the King, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to sneak their way inside. But without the ability to communicate, will our heroes unite or die separately inside the palace? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial Band have found their next destination. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survived his experience in the machine and is fully recovered, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was troubled but held back during the treatment, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a need for a carapace in Inquisitorial storage and assigned Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to get it! What will happen now that Morgan requested Attikus’s help, but is being sent in with Eli instead? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial Band were preparing for a mind scan. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) beat up the beastman before Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked him into cooperating, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was deeply disturbed by Valentyne’s comfortable chat with a heretic, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disciplined a stormtrooper after hatching a plan to send copies of himself around the galaxy! What will they find inside Eli’s brain and how will it change their plans? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial Band became an unlikely team. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) faced off with the Inquisitor and stayed in his cell, Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) grapple-hawk was returned to her, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recruited several heretical assistants, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took his first unknowing step down the path of becoming an Interrogator! Will they get the info they need from Eli’s brain? And will he survive the extraction? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial Band remained in the Inquisitorial Fortress. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) used his time in captivity to sleep off his hangover, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried his first pastry and loved it, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged truth for truth until the Inquisitor enlisted her in his band! But will Eli find himself welcomed with equal enthusiasm, and what horrible secrets will Morgan’s future questions unveil?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial Band returned to the Fortress, where Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had Morgan and Eli arrested. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is trying to sober up, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke on the Navy man’s behalf as he respected his piety, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) managed to sneak a gun into her cell with her! Can Valentyne determine the value of his two new erstwhile allies? And will Morgan survive the attentions of a beastman doctor?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stormed the Claw & Wing and have been united with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic). After Toby the Grapple-Hawk cleared their exit of a drill-wielding madman it appears the Inquisitorial Band are about to escape the Redacted ambush! But can their luck hold up long enough to get clear of the civil warzone? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), along with the last surviving Stormtrooper in their team, are escaping into the hive pursued by the Redacted. Meanwhile, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) both managed to get into the back room of the Claw & Wing before a strike team burst through the front door! Can Attikus & Valentyne hire a new ally, while Eli & Morgan escape new foes? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking a team of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers into the hive when their journey was interrupted by an ambush on the road! Meanwhile Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were held hostage by a team of the Redacted, preparing for a Loyalist assault on their bar. With both halves of our party in immediate danger, by explosives or bullets, will they survive long enough to meet? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking full advantage of the Inquisitorial Stronghold. They put a researcher onto the clues they’d gathered, re-geared themselves in the armoury and discovered a psyker who shared Valentyne’s visions. Requisitioning four Inquisitorial stormtroopers they set off into the hive to find Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring). Will they find answers or their own death?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were being delivered to an Inquisitorial Stronghold on Last Gleaming. They were brought before the Lord-Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus and Valentyne was interrogated to determine if he was some kind of clone or other heretical trick. Luckily his identity proved true and he was promoted to the full rank of Inquisitor, though with a terrifying new mystery to solve. Can he and Attikus discover why someone faked his death? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Morgan Rhalls and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Eli Sharpe. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band are struggling at the cloud palace! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the defences, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) survived his first confrontation with Greybridge’s elite, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t find a way inside. But now that their comms have been jammed, can our heroes survive this mission? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan Rhalls (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli Sharpe (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were left behind when their Inquisitor died. Having taken over the Claw & Wing, they’ve been doing their best to keep their bar going and themselves sane. Morgan befriended a romantically foolish giant, while Eli has been lecturing nearby youths about the cost of serving the Inquisition. But what will happen when their bar is invaded at gunpoint and a firefight breaks out? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Attikus Vis. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have allied themselves with the Witch Hunter Davian Mutus. Valentyne spun a new yarn to win an ally, while Attikus slaughtered an entire boarding party of invaders. Now they’re being towed past the Heretic Sun to find answers about the confederacy, as well as to find new companions on their quest. Can they keep their secrets from the Witch hunter, or will this new friend become a deadly enemy? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as new characters. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) entrenched themselves happily on the Marni’s Song. Valentyne tried to win over the crew before executing one of them as a traitor, and Attikus aided in the Inquisitor’s research by providing bottomless recaf service. Now their ship is under attack by two separate squadrons intent on killing Billingburg. Can Valentyne and Attikus talk their way out of this? Or kill their way into owning a functional ship? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has executed Glasgow Vicodin while Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaughtered Inquisitor Billingburg in single combat. With two members of the confederacy killed, and a string of fallen acolytes behind them, have they improved the future or doomed the Emperor to a worse fate? And what will happen next in their journey to save the Imperium? Find out in season 3 of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), as well as Del Borovic (@deltastic) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as brand new characters. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the final week of our hiatus, which means next week we're back to kick off Season 3 of The Valentyne Heresy! It's also the finale of “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome Part 5 of 6 of our One Shot, “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only 2 weeks left before season 3 of The Valentyne Heresy launches. In the meantime, enjoy... “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While we're on hiatus before season 3 launches, we hope you're enjoying... “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the second week of our brief hiatus before season 3 begins! In the meantime, please enjoy... “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hiatus between seasons continues! In the meantime.... Welcome to One Shots, a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where professional voiceover actors and improvisers tackle one-shot stories created in a variety of hit RPGs. I’m your host DJ One Shot 2.0, and I’m here to welcome you to “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band are active in the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) surveilled the defences and kept Voidstain in line, while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was pulled away from Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and made head of palace security by the King. Can Valentyne survive leading mortal troops against a Space Marine with a bomb in his own neck? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the next 4 weeks, we'll be on hiatus while we gear up for Season 3! Just like our last hiatus, we've got you covered with another 6-episode one shot, “No Grotz, No Glory”, a journey into the orkish side of the 41st millennium, using the Goblin Quest RPG. This arc features GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Del Borovic (@deltastic). What happens when the Dumb-Dumbs play a group of Gretchin trying to take to the skies of Armageddon on a stolen rokkit? Nobody knows, ‘cuz it’s One Shots: Goblin Quest Edition. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The One Shots logo was created by the brilliant Decapitated Markers (@DecapitatedMrkr). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band fought their way through the maze and, with Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) guidance and the help of several Aeldari, were led straight to the Homo Novus, Gazzy Colon. The Aeldari, however, insisted that Count Kournus face the beast alone, preventing the others from helping Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd). Will Olianne’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) desperate attempt to help Nero end in despair, and what is this work that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring)—or Isabella—still has to do? Find out in the season 2 finale of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band and their allies made a decisive first strike, with Vance troops overtaking the spire guard headquarters and the rest moving in on the citadel. The Arbites sacrificed themselves to breach the wall, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) sacrificed Invictus to unleash Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), and the band ascended to meet their target. Who will endure the mirror maze before them, knowing there is—at its centre—a Homo Novus? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The band agreed to Phyllisa Vance’s demands in return for her assistance in bringing down House Colon. They strategized their assault: Vance troops will storm the spire guard headquarters, drawing away troops from the governor’s citadel and leaving it open to infiltration by the Inquisitorial band, the Arbites and House Bane Stormtroopers. Will anyone survive long enough for the chance to confront the Homo Novus? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With less than twelve hours before Gazzy Colon takes complete control, the band called upon their allies. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced Chastener Bokotan to provide thirty arbitrators, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) confirmed that the Angel of Retribution would help when needed, and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) received a truly splendid sword, which he passed to Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to wield. Can the band convince Phyllisa Vance to raise her army and take out Gazzy before the entire system falls? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As the Basilicum Imperialis exploded, the Astropathic choir and the Officio Inquisitorius within the entire system were destroyed, and all Inquisitorial field teams killed, leaving the band utterly alone. Rancid Colon took power over all the houses, effectively giving Gazzy control of the Artisse System. With the band narrowly escaping Gazzy’s bombing of the Bolter Express, what hope remains of completing their mission? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The race concluded and Jacinta Skullshield was finally killed. Lucia Bane won the race, and therefore the governorship, giving the band time to regroup and voice their long-held concerns. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) disagreed on their core beliefs and Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) exchanged threats, but now, with the explosive destruction of the inauguration ceremony and all in attendance, including the new governor, what fresh chaos await? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.    Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band isn’t out of the race just yet. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) avoided the Sisters of Battle by hiding in the Rad Habs, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) redirected the orbital strike, killing the Sisters against Olianne’s protestations and utterly destroying the warehouse district, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was caught unawares by Jacinta Skullshield in disguise. With Jacinta’s gun to his head, is this the end of Seth Corbyn? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The race began with frustrating uncertainty. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) told Nero and Seth to do whatever they wanted to do and then removed her microbead, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) realized she would have to run alongside Olianne, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) raced to keep the runners in sight in order to protect them from orbital bombardment of the Rad Habs. With Markus’s Sisters of Battle closing in and the Rad Habs just ahead, which threat will kill them first? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The delicate bond holding the Inquisitorial band together began to fracture. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) gave his insignia to Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), threatening him with the wrath of the warp should Seth fail to keep Olianne safe, and Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) convinced Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) that Nero could not be trusted and only they two truly believed in the Emperor of Mankind. Will Piper and Olianne survive the start of the race, now that they’ve left Seth and Nero behind? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band is aboard the cloud palace! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began studying the exterior security measure after takeoff, while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) did drugs with the King, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was forced to exchange his power fist for a less powerful golden arm. What will happen when Valentyne has to leave Attikus to deal with the court alone? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band inadvertently pushed Krungus Marcus into an alliance with Jacinta Skullshield. They did, however, manage to equip themselves. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) requisitioned a Taurox, Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) procured grenades and a Lascannon, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) obtained power armour and a refractor field, and Lucia Bane revealed to Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) that she would provide her own wildcard, Moximillian. How will they fare against Marcus’s Sisters of Battle? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the day of the race upon them, the Inquisitorial band decided that Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) would be their runner. Olianne sought Ignatious Ironforth’s skill for protection against power armour, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) got advice on how to run the race safely, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that the wildcard team was led by Jacinta Skullshield. With Jacinta acting without House protection, can the band eliminate that threat before the race begins? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band continued to play politics while wrestling with themselves. Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was returned to her original state, Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) new “friend” Lucia promised more assistance if they continued to help her secure the governorship, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) had a vision of gunning down an Ultramarine, and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) realized it was her duty to help Seth redeem himself. How will they prepare for power armour at tomorrow’s race? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun.   You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice   Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band was once again forced to make difficult decisions. Owing Lucia Bane a favour, Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to persuade the rest that Vance was Homo Novus and must be executed despite a lack of evidence, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) agreed mainly to protect Seth from Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) finding out about the favour, and an overly-medicated Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was thrilled at the idea of bloodshed. What will Vance’s death mean if Krungus Marcus is in fact Homo Novus? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month at www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun. You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The band convinced Vulcan that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was Rancid and acquired the crown from the heist. Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) interrogated witnesses and procured a sample of Vance’s blood, Seth’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) investigation of the corpses left him with more questions than answers, and Piper approached Ignatious Ironforth to examine the weapons used in the attack. Will their collective evidence yield any real answers? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Warden and Jacinta narrowly escaped the Skullshield attack and retaliation, the Inquisitorial band was immediately forced to fight as fire rained down on Rancid and the House leaders. Who orchestrated such a coordinated and brazen assassination attempt and, more immediately, will Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) disguise fool Bane’s representative long enough to win the heist? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The heist has commenced! Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) disguised themselves and destroyed the cameras following them, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) clandestinely obtained a blood sample from Crungus Markus, and Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) determined through meditation that she was correct to have doubts about Nero. Will the band compromise their position to defend the Inquisitorial Taurox against a Skullshield attack? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band arrived at the citadel for the heist. Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) disguise caused Gazzy to question his faith in their abilities, Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) paraded Invictus around to distract the guests, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized that it was House Vance’s new team member, Jacinta Skullshield, who attacked them at their hotel. How will the band slip away under watchful cameras and a vengeful Jacinta out for blood? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band apprised Gazzy Colon of their plan. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) intimated to Gazzy that the Inquisition’s activities were more important than planetary politics, Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) arranged for weapons to be stashed at the ball, and Piper’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) alterations will require her psyker powers to convince anyone that she is Rancid. Can the band find a son or daughter of Fabius Bile amidst the chaos of the heist? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band have prepared for the heist. Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) proposed that Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) impersonate Rancid Colon, Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) made Seth and Piper realize that—despite Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) shortcomings—he’s still managed to keep them all alive, and—since Warden cannot enter the ball—a bomb was planted in Piper’s brain as a failsafe. Just how long will the band’s disguises fool the Dominion Omnium’s rulers? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band’s agent has married the Duke! Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) oversaw the safety of the event, while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shocked to learn Forest Pollard might be a former World Eater, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) won the heart of the Duke and was welcomed into the sky by the King. But what will happen now that they’re inside the cloud palace? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band found themselves mired in conflict. Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) revealed that she’d precipitated a cold war between Houses Vance and Colon, Piper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) sent a warning of Nero’s (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd) heretical behaviour to her mentor on Terra, and Seth (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prompted Nero to report on their progress—or lack thereof—to the Inquisitor. Will they be capable of following orders and focusing only on the Homo Novus? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band sought out vital information. They confirmed that Gazzy Colon and Lucia Bane’s blood matched their genetic profiles, a book on “The Myth of Kournos and Isabella” was found, and Olianne (Del Borovic, @deltastic) hacked into House Vance’s files, inadvertently starting a cold war between Vance and Colon. How will the band survive the heist as Colon representatives against their new Vance enemies? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) as Interrogator Nero Abagnale, Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Inquisitorial band were caught unawares in an ambush. As the rest of the band scrambled to defend themselves, two Aeldari appeared to Nero (Tom McGee, @mcgeetd), quickly disposed of the threats to him, and then delivered a cryptic message, seemingly addressing him as Count Kournos. Will the band really give up on “the whole Count Kournos thing” as per Nero’s orders? Featuring our Game Master, Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), and players Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as Piper Fairley, Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Seth Corbyn and Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Sister Olianne Mina. Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? Consider becoming a Patron for as little as $1 a month at https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice Can’t remember a discount code you wanted to use from one of our ads? Find it at https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ You can also get cool merchandise featuring your favourite Dumb-Dumbs & Dice characters and catchphrases at https://www.redbubble.com/people/dumbdumbdice The Valentyne Heresy’s artwork was created by the brilliant Del Borovic. Website & Portfolio: http://delborovic.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/deltastic Want to play the 40K adaptation of Genesys yourself? You can find the rules at: https://genesys40k.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices