Draft

We reflect on the second half of Season 17 and list all the ways we could've done it better. We're airing our grievances with another special episode.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're back, and we're diving deep into flashbacks of Prentiss with Doyle. She was right...they judged the outfit. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We are thrilled to be back with a Criminal Minds classic! This wild ride includes not only the world’s slowest burial and fastest drowning, but also the jankiest elevator and best Umbridge cosplay!

We’re off to Milwaukee to hunt down a serial killer who is using his own kid as victim bait, instead of his abs, and winning smile, which would honestly probably work just as well. Join us as we nitpick the writers lack of understand about how school works! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Whoops, we’re a day late, but it’s just because we couldn’t bear to say goodbye to Mandy Patinkin. But now we are here with the season 3 opener, “Doubt”. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're wrapping up Season 2 by chatting about the good, the bad, and the so bad it's good. What do you think? Did we miss something? We can't wait to hear from you!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Our favorite couple, Frank and Jane are back and this episode is as silly as its title.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're going full 'Saw' this week and sweeping the streets of undesirables. Luckily the team swoops in at the last minute to save Maggie - who we just realized is fashion icon Stacey McGill from The Babysitters Club movie! It's another Criminal Minds recap. 

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Ah...the great outdoors. Hiking, camping, and the most dangerous game. Does the BAU know enough about hunting to solve this one? We don't. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode is...not great. We're back in Baltimore for more kidnappings where the stakes are low. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode is fire! We're back with another Criminal Minds recap you won't want to miss.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Well hello, Detective Lamontagne... This episode is a wild one- everyone finally acknowledges Reid’s drug problem (sort of), there’s a Jack The Ripper copycat on the loose, and the accents. Ohhh, the accents. We’re headed to New Orleans this week and just in case you forget where we are, the show will remind you ever four minutes. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're getting deep into the Ian Doyle-ness of it all this episode. The real question is, how long would you pretend like you know nothing about what's going on? It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

There's a killer on the loose in the streets of Houston, and we feel so bad for him, we have nothing funny to say. It's another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

The unsub may not have been a white man in this one, but the writers sure were. Join us as we watch Criminal Minds try its best to take on racism in a way that can only be described as… problematic…

Looking for a good Air BnB? The gang spends a few nights at the only bed and breakfast with a worse Yelp review than Shrute Farms. Learn a little bit about illegal drug use with us in the conclusion of this epic two-parter. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

What do you say about an episode like this one? Join us for Part 1 of one of the all-time greatest arcs to take place during a Superbowl weekend.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This milkshake brings all the crazies to the yard. Frank and Jane - a love story for the ages, with some serial murder as a side plot. This episode is stacked with phenomenal guest stars!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're back with more Criminal Minds and a classic Morgan episode. We managed to hate the local detective almost more than we hate the unsub, who we really hate.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Watch out for sad men in turtlenecks! It's a hometown episode of Criminal Minds with an excellent guest star.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Meth labs, terrorists, and anthrax...oh my! We have a new favorite unsub in Anthony Azizi, and this award-winning episode is definitely a product of its time!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Put on some lipstick and pucker up! We've got two competing serial killers with equally dumb names vying for your affection this week!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Garcia talks that voulez coucher stuff we love in another explosive episode of Criminal Minds featuring the ugliest robot jewelry we've ever seen.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We uncover another of Morgan's surprising expertise in this slow moving episode. We're headed to the bayou for another Criminal Minds recap.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Wheels up… now! Join Emily and Sarah in their neck of the woods as they discuss small town Pennsylvania and their survival instincts and Sarah defends the honor of the University of Pittsburgh.

*This episode was recorded remotely. So please excuse our slightly different sound. And many thanks to our producer for the extra hard work editing this episode!

It's a great week for Elles! In this fantastic episode baby Elle Fanning makes a stellar guest star performance, and Elle Greenaway FINALLY leaves us forever.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

If the size of your bangs is a reflection of your mental state, Elle is hanging on by a thread. It's another Criminal Minds recap! 

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. 

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

If you ever needed another reason to never go inside the bank again - this episode is for you. Watch out for traffic and keep your motel room key handy; it's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Is it "The Perfect Storm" or is it the perfect episode?! Join us in America's armpit, as we sweat it out.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Join Emily and Sarah on a pointless trip to Cleveland as we learn all the latest internet lingo and watch the BAU almost bungle a case they probably don't need to investigating in the first place. This episode involves some disturbing depictions of violence against children.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're back with Season 2 and the conclusion of "The Fisher King." Join Emily and Sarah as they discuss the gross mistreatment of Anderson and get confused about geography and cell phone coverage.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

It's the season FINALE, and man, does this episode hold up. Pack your bags for the sleaziest singles resort this side of hell, and let's wrap up season one!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode somehow makes both the FBI and the CIA boring as hell. The BAU consults for the CIA in what might possibly be the most uneventful hour of television ever aired.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

The team heads to Florida to hunt an unsub armed with an arsenal of disguises that render him utterly unrecognizable… such as… glasses. Join us on this wild ride of an episode! Episode 20: Charm and Harm is available now!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Misery loves company in this Stephen King inspired episode that proves the self help industry is a scam. We're headed upstate for another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Break out the tequila - you're going to need it for this episode! Criminal Minds goes internacional as they consult on a case in Mexico.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

The whole team heads to Hollywood to track down a stalker in a city that is apparently chock full of terrible art.  Reid gets to see a girl in a swimsuit (ostensibly for the first time, based on his reaction)!  Also, we start warming up to Morgan.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

What's more exciting than a vigilante hunting down criminals in New York City?  Apparently just about anything- including watching Reid try to use chopsticks.  Despite having all the makings of a great story, this one somehow turned out to be a real drain... 

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Cults, Captain America, our favorite side character so far, and a whole lot of racism. This episode of Criminal Minds is hog wild.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

The team joins forces with a retired profiler to track down a serial killer who has resurfaced after 20 years... but the real mysteries here are Elle's disappearing bangs, whether or not Reid is actually good at word searches, and WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Pure evil and a haunting performance - marred only by the worst bald cap in history. All that's missing is evidence. And a teacup of vodka. Join us for a moving episode of Criminal Minds.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

If you were somehow still unclear on what roofies were in 2006, this is the episode for you!  Join us as we discuss sweaty unsubs, corporate retreats, things we had to google about LSD, and Morgan's questionable coffee-related decision making.  

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We admit we’ve given Morgan a lot of crap so far, but we’re grateful that he showed up to tackle the boredom of this episode and kick the excitement up to 11 toward the end. 

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. 

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This is exactly the kind of over-the-top episode that keeps us coming back for more! Based on a true crime case so gory that CM actually had to tone it down, this one is a wild ride from start to finish.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Wish you could be like the popular kids? Maybe you and your friends should routinely visit a dead body in the woods!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode takes that annoying essential oils MLM that every girl from your high school is into now and makes it murdery. Time to hail a cab. It's another Criminal Minds recap!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Forget everything you know about the geography of Texas and get ready for a wild ride in our latest episode!

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This one… wasn’t our favorite. Listen in as we discuss the excessive gore, how much we don’t know about the Mafia, and the much more interesting true crime story that inspired this admittedly dull episode.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Lock your giant dog doors and check your closets! This episode of Criminal Minds is the stuff of nightmares.

Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault.

Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.