The Terms and Conditions of Everything – Details, episodes & analysis

Nobody has ever read the terms and conditions. Not once, in the whole history of the universe. Then Maurice Pellow, recently made redundant after thirty-one years checking the little plastic ends of shoelaces, reads all 412,000 words of the agreement for his new smart kettle, and ticks the box. Honestly. A comic science-fiction novel in weekly chapters about sycophantic kettles, cosmic bureaucracy and the gloriously daft world we have built. Written by Simon Donnelly. New chapter every Saturday. Read by an AI narrator.