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The Ted Hanky Podcast
Ted Hanky
Frequency: 1 episode/15d. Total Eps: 149

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The Ted Hanky Podcast : Oasis & Miff Busters
Episode 129
mercredi 28 août 2024 • Duration 31:42
It's another episode of The Ted Hanky Podcast.
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss the Oasis reunion, festivals, and revamping old TV shows.
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy me a coffee here 👇 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton. https://www.warehouse.kitchen/ CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/ T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/ Please note - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Snidey Tops & Riots
Episode 128
vendredi 23 août 2024 • Duration 31:15
After a lengthy hiatus The Ted Hanky Podcast finally returns! 🙌
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss snidey football kits, are footy clubs having our eyes out, the recent riots in Middlesbrough, and what could a new Ted & Mala government look like!
This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏
☕️ If you enjoyed the show, you can buy me a coffee here 👇 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏 Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky Special thanks to Mala for additional writing & performance Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton. https://www.warehouse.kitchen/ CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/ T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/ Please note - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny. The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's" Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
The Ted Hanky Podcast : Saturday Night Fever
Episode 119
vendredi 23 décembre 2022 • Duration 29:19
In this episode Ted and Mala deconstruct, analyse, and most likely ruin the film Saturday Night Fever!
PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏
JOIN THE FAN GROUP ON FACEBOOK 👇
CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE FAN GROUP
☕️ Buy me a coffee here 👉 CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE
Did you know you can sign up to the TED HANKY PATRON SCHEME? ..... it's full of fantastic offers, free gifts, and exclusive content.
Click this link for more info 👉 https://www.patreon.com/tedhankycomedy
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have £6 profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.
Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional writing & performance
A Shoe Cake Comedy production
Sponsored by Jokepit
CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE & T-SHIRT SHOP : https://www.tedhanky.com/
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.
The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"
(not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you)
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada | https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
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Ted Hanky Comedy does not own the rights to any music played on the show and does not use any artist songs for commercial gain.
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Catherine Young
Season 3 · Episode 9
mercredi 22 janvier 2020 • Duration 59:10
Its episode twenty nine of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside's majestic arse piece Ted Hanky.
This week Ted talks to award winning comedian and Teesside lass Catherine Young about her days as a club singer, vegans, growing up near Ayresome Park, and the strip club benefits of her massive bum bum ... plus loads more drivel.
Ted also performs his new song 'Wash Your Gooch Gooch Gooch' and counts down the Top 10 list of famous sexy Glamour Nana's.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous pervert you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Catherine Young Comedy for additional content (click name for Facebook page).
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Circus Theme', and 'Bye Bye Brain' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
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'The Wizard' by Paul Hardcastle
Reservoir Media Management (Label) (on behalf of Chrysalis Records); UNIAO
'Agadoo instrumental' by Phil Kelsall
Party Dance Night - Phil Kelsall at the Wurlitzer Organ of the Tower Ballroom, Blackpool (1985)
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Maltese Brothels
Season 3 · Episode 8
mercredi 15 janvier 2020 • Duration 01:08:54
Its episode twenty eight of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Teesside Love Lord Ted Hanky.
This week Ted talks to International comedian and broadcaster Steve Hili about a number of stupid topics .... taking a dump on a nightclub dancefloor, Maltese Brothels, the benefits of dreadlocks, Tracy the Teesside Flower, and Steve's new comedy show ... amongst many other topics.
Ted's Brother in Law Mala also drops in to discuss his brand new money making health scheme. Plus, Ted plays a number of "genuine" business adverts to help support the local businesses of sunny Teesside.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a generous piece of sh#t you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Steve Hili & Adrian Mulgrew for additional content (click name for Facebook pages).
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Partners in Crime', and 'Bye Bye Brain' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Beach' by MBB | https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
'Campfire' by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
'Cheerful Whistling' by Free Music | https://soundcloud.com/fm_freemusic
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Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - 'The Sat Down Stand Up'
Season 3 · Episode 7
mercredi 8 janvier 2020 • Duration 01:02:43
Happy New Year ... Its episode twenty seven of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'! Brought to you as always by Middlesbrough daft ass Ted Hanky.
This week Ted talks to the 'Sat Down Stand Up' Jonny Brook about some proper mad stuff .... Katy Perry on Rollercoasters, World War III survival advice, meat theft, disability hacks, and Thundercats Onanism. Ted's Manager, Bobby Delvechio, also calls the show with some news of a big gig.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice 5 star review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "Kim Jong Wrong-Un" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Jonny Brook & Chris Lumb for additional content (click names for facebook pages).
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Bye Bye Brain', 'Megaepic' & 'Stoned' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - XMAS SPECIAL - Lukas Kirkby
Season 3 · Episode 6
mercredi 18 décembre 2019 • Duration 01:05:45
Its episode twenty six and the last show of 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast' in 2019 .... so its an XMAS SPECIAL!
This week Ted talks to the very lovely Lukas Kirkby about fave Xmas films, panto abuse, dirty Black Lace songs, an energy saving poo idea, and their ideal Christmas dinners. Plus - Ted airs his passionate song about the Boro for the very first time!
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "festive sex bomb" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Lukas Kirkby for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Bye Bye Brain', & 'Deck the Halls' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Santa’s Tricks' by Myuu | https://soundcloud.com/myuu
The Power of Love - Backing Track
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Santa's Baccy Drop
Season 3 · Episode 5
mercredi 11 décembre 2019 • Duration 46:33
Ted returns with episode twenty five of his slightly good podcastle - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Brighton Alternative Comedian Bex Turner about Alternative Comedy, Hipster Vegans, Northern Wallpaper, and Jet from Gladiators - plus, Santa Claus pops in to do a baccy drop off and a local Teesside business advertises their services for the first time.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "frisky horn hound" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Bex Turner for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Bye Bye Brain', & 'Deck the Halls' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
Campfire by Scandinavianz | https://soundcloud.com/scandinavianz
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en_US
‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Mala's Yorkshire Rage
Season 3 · Episode 4
mercredi 4 décembre 2019 • Duration 56:21
Ted Hanky returns with episode twenty four of his proper bob on podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Big Fat Julies brother Mala about a recent altercation involving some Yorkshire rage, the band The Killers coming to the Riverside Stadium, Christmas decorations, some new merchandise ideas, and the current state of Woodgate's Boro.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "frisky horn hound" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Ade Mulgrew for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'I’m Not What I Thought' by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez
'Premonition of Tomorrow' by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon
'Brighten your Day' by Mixaund | https://mixaund.bandcamp.com
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
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‘Ted Talks’ - The Ted Hanky Podcast - Julian Lee
Season 3 · Episode 3
mercredi 27 novembre 2019 • Duration 01:01:45
Teesside Sex Machine and Middlesbrough FC super fan - Ted Hanky - returns with episode twenty three of his half decent podcast - 'Ted Talks - The Ted Hanky Podcast'.
This week Ted talks to Newcastle comedian Julian Lee about a number of interesting discussion points such as... joke theft, the name Julian, dad jokes, and the Toon F.C. Ted tries a few new pun jokes himself, announces a new exciting sponsor of the show, and we hear a political campaign from Billy Mac as he plans to bring back 'The Hitman & Her' to Stockton.
As per usual, the show contains a fair amount of bad language and loads of "you know warra mean's" - (not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or sprogs)
#makeborogreatagain
Please like, share and leave a nice review on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean & Stitcher ... and if your feeling like a "stodgy tit fiddler" you can buy Ted a coffee at this link: https://ko-fi.com/tedtalks_thetedhankypodcast#
Written and performed by Ted Hanky
NEW WEBSITE: https://www.tedhanky.com/
Special thanks to Julian Lee for additional content.
A Boro Fan TV & Shoe Cake Comedy joint production
Sponsored by comedy ticket box office Jokepit.com
N:B - This is a parody show. Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle.
Characters have been exaggerated purely for comic effect and we bear no malice or ill feeling towards the actual real person. Sincere apologies for any offence caused ... it is meant to be comedy.
Music
'Silly Intro', 'Dramatic Interlude', & 'Life of a Dog' by Alexander Nakarada| https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com
'Pink Cadilac' by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr
'Beach' by MBB | https://soundcloud.com/mbbofficial
Motivational Piano Background Music by Nikita Lukyanov | https://soundcloud.com/lukyanovnikita
Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/
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