🎧 Season 2, Episode 1: Heavy Uncles, Moshpits, and Goth Tits
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where the coffee’s burnt, the guests are unpaid, and the FCC hasn’t figured out how to shut us down yet. Pancake and Scramble are back in the saddle (and in serious need of a nap), joined by the fabulous Jen Pancake and our man in the pit—Josh Scramble—who just survived Sonic Temple Music Festival with only minor bruising and one mysterious stain.

In this episode, we dive headfirst into:

• The biology of the Heavy Uncle – a rare, tank-topped beast who emerges from his garage every May to rock a Megadeth tee and call every band “real music.”
• Moshpit etiquette (spoiler: don’t wear flip-flops).
• An in-depth analysis of the modern-day goth—yes, they still walk among us, and yes, some of them are now surprisingly busty.
• Plus, Scramble’s firsthand report from the festival trenches, where he allegedly wept during a Deftones set and paid $14 for a churro.

🎭 As always, a special shoutout to our friends at Miller Community Theatre for keeping the drama on stage where it belongs.
👕 And massive thanks to our sponsor SoCoolShirts.com, your #1 source for shirts that make your dad uncomfortable and your mom nostalgic.

Rate us, review us, and tell your cousin Randy—Season 2 is officially underway.

• (00:05) - Welcome to WSBR Super Beach Radio
• (00:41) - Shoutouts to Sponsors
• (02:45) - Josh's Road Trip Stories
• (05:11) - Experience at Sonic Temple
• (06:39) - The Titty Count
• (07:24) - Female Metal Fans
• (08:46) - Juggalo Observations
• (09:26) - Festival Experiences
• (13:15) - Festival Band Lineup
• (16:13) - Heavy Metal Revelations
• (19:51) - The Donut of Destruction
• (22:31) - The Wall of Death
• (24:34) - Butt Stuff and Birth Control
• (25:38) - Next Episode Teaser

🎙️ Episode 10: Deny, Defend, Depose

🧑‍⚖️ "Somebody ate the evidence."

In this legal-thriller-turned-80s-gamer throwback, Jerry Pancake finds himself in the hot seat—literally—being deposed for reasons he may or may not understand. But things take a turn when a mysterious someone eats the only piece of evidence. (No spoilers, but it may have involved nacho cheese.)

Between dodging legal jargon and blaming his attorney, Pancake takes a nostalgic detour back to the pixelated days of the Mario Brothers, exploring the real question: Was Princess Peach worth all that jumping? Spoiler: Not when there’s a warp pipe to Margaritaville.

Plus: We dig into the 2020 Archives for a long-lost, definitely-real commercial from Trump’s Old Balls—the political ad that probably got flagged by the FCC.

🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:

• 🕹️ Ian Post – Super Duper
• 🍳 Jerry Pancake – Moons Over My Hammy

🔥 Sponsored by:

• 👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Wear your weird. Confuse your coworkers. Delight your enemies.
• 🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – Presenting The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee this April at the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Come for the comedy, stay because you can’t spell “quixotic” under pressure.
• ❓ All In Jest Trivia – Hosted by Josh Scramble, Friday, March 28th at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Bring your big brains and tiny pencils.

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts, or yell "OBJECTION!" into a Koopa shell and see what happens.

#MillerMorningMadhouse #DenyDefendDepose #PrincessPeachProblems #TrumpsOldBalls #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #MarioLawyers #TriviaWithJoshScramble

• (01:08) - Introduction to the Madhouse
• (02:36) - Pancake's Deposition Adventure
• (10:28) - Cowboy Catheters Explained
• (13:09) - Trump's Old Balls Discussion
• (15:29) - Donkey Kong Trivia
• (18:17) - Video Game Nostalgia
• (20:57) - Closing Remarks and Thanks

Episode 1: What Had Happened Was...
Welcome to Miller Morning Madhouse, the wildest ride in Miller Beach! Hosted by local legend Jerry Pancake and his trusty co-host Josh Scramble, this show dives into the hilarious, strange, and downright unbelievable stories from Miller Beach and beyond. It’s part local radio, part circus, and all madhouse. Whether you’re a die-hard local or just tuning in for the chaos, you're in for a wild time!

In this episode:

• Jerry Pancake shares his unbelievable story of how he forgot 9/11. Yep, you heard that right. Only Jerry could turn a day of national memory into something... well, you have to hear it to believe it.
• Then there’s Little Billy Nailer, the poor kid who got sucked up by a twister in Kendallville, Indiana, back in 1968. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll wonder how anyone could find humor in this whirlwind of a story.
• And who could forget Hairless Hezakah, the man, the myth, the (hairless) legend. Honestly, we're still recovering from this one.

Thanks to Our Sponsers:

• Two Time Tony’s F**k Sheds—If you need a shed (or, you know, something more questionable), Tony’s got you covered.
• SoCool Shirts—The place to get t-shirts cool enough to survive the madness of Miller Morning Madhouse. Shop now and grab something questionable yet stylish!
• All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble—Join Josh at the Marshall J. Gardner Center for trivia nights that are as wild as this show. The questions might stump you, but the fun is guaranteed!
• Miller Community Theatre—Also at the Marshall J. Gardner Center, the local talent puts on shows that’ll make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question reality (kind of like this podcast). Big thanks to the MBACD for hosting these great events!

Musical Highlights:

• Messwave - "Whatever You Like"
• Rex Banner - "Run The Place"
• Van Halen - "Humans Being"
• Thomas Newman - "The Whistlestop Cafe"
• Weird Al Yankovic - "Amish Paradise"
• Captain Joz - "Tik Tac Toe"
• Bill Harrison - "Moons Over My Hammy"

Show Notes:

• Miller Morning Madhouse is Miller Beach’s most unpredictable and hilarious morning show, where local legends and absurd stories collide.
• In this episode, you’ll get to know the infamous tale of Jerry Pancake forgetting 9/11, hear about Little Billy Nailer’s tragic but laugh-out-loud encounter with a twister, and meet the enigma that is Hairless Hezakah.
• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Two Time Tony's FCk Sheds*, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next Sunday morning—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Please contact us at Contact us at 219-200-4280 or Contact@SoCoolShirts.com if you'd like to advertise on the show (Yes, we will give you a REAL commercial.)

Get ready for a sneak peek into the wild world of Miller Morning Madhouse! This teaser introduces you to the hilarious chaos that’s about to unfold. Join hosts Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble as they dive into the most ridiculous and unforgettable topics that only they could tackle.

This madhouse has everything:

• Fuck Sheds (yes, that’s a thing).
• Little Billy Nailer—the kid who got sucked up by a twister and lived to tell the tale.
• Getting over 9/11 because I forgot—you won’t believe where this conversation goes.
• And, of course, Stories of Old Mrs. Johnson’s handiwork at her bed and breakfast—which are as strange as they are legendary.

As if that wasn’t enough, it’s rated the Greatest Podcast Ever by Presidents (don’t ask which ones) and backed by the iconic SoCool Shirts.

Presented and produced by the SoCool Podcast, this teaser is just a taste of the madness. We couldn’t do this without the support of the incredible Miller Beach community, and we’re so thankful for all your love and encouragement. The full episode drops on September 29th, so mark your calendars for a morning filled with laughs, questionable takes, and pure madness.

Stay cool, Miller Beach!

On the anniversary of my Dad’s death, here’s an episode devoted to him. Love you all. 

This is a re-release of the first episode of Season 2 in 2019. We thought the movie would be released in early 2020, but due to Covid, production was halted and it was not released until 2022. This is one of our best episodes. Season 2 was recorded over a three day period in October of 2019, along with our comedy album - Deez Nutz. We will be releasing another episode ifor season 4 soon, so stay tuned!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We're back! The gang has invested in an odd purchase - a helicopter to fly over bars, which they use to check in on The 'Ole Slut Bar in North Scottsdale and the Flamingo in Gary, IN. Beelzebub checks in with Pancake to talk about his plans for Epstein Island and how Jedi's jerk off. 

This Episode is sponsered by Satan, or Sa - Tan, and the 'Ole Slut Bar. Songs by Power Station and Elton John. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. 

We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan Pool Party. Songs from Oingo Boingo, Montrose, White Bones, and DJ Mayson. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Yolo is back with the SoCool Boys in this super LONG episode. The gang talks about Sex Demons, Mead, and Christopher Robin's Covid-19 Cures. Pancake is on Sex Demon dating website. Yolo hates fucking Goya and Chick-Fil-A.  Christopher Robin is negative on Covid, but positive on having sex with a Demon. Beelzebub makes an appearance and fucks with the technical aspects of the show. Songs from The Black Crowes and A/C. Sponsored by Trump's Old Balls *Formerly Trump Steaks. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The commercial everyone is talking about! What's for dinner at little Johnny's house? It's Trump's Old Balls! This commercial is performed by Yolo Monte Cristo (Mom), Jerry Pancake (Dad), and Christopher Robin (Little Johnny). Get Trump's Old Balls while they're hot!

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The boys are on their own for this episode because Yolo is working six jobs. Christopher Robin is a Stay-At-Home hero this week, as he salutes front-line workers from his window. Pancake has a theory on Prince and saving his jizz. On the B Side - THE FISHBOWL COMES BACK - A bit broken, but it spits out a maskless movie 'OutBreak' Starring Tootsie Dustin Hoffman, Patrick Dempsey, and a Monkey. BTW, Covid Sucks. 

Songs from Freddie King, Duice, and EbnOzn. 

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The USA is Burning. Pancake and Yolo step out of character to talk about all the crazy racist shit going on; Donald Plump, and Karens. Is that Wuhan Flu still a thing? Christopher Robin is off doing White Guy stuff. Songs from 2Pac and Public Enemy. #BlackLivesMatter

hank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Episode 9: Everything Sucks Now… 🎙️

🚨 DOUBLE EPISODE ALERT! 🚨
After a long hiatus filled with illness, burnout, and an overwhelming sense of being over it, Jerry Pancake and the Miller Morning Madhouse crew are back with a nearly double-length episode (41 minutes of pure, unfiltered truth).

In this episode, we catch up on what we’ve been up to the last couple of months, and most importantly, we break down why travel—specifically flying—absolutely sucks now. From chaotic airports to airlines treating passengers like livestock, we leave no stone unturned in our rant against the skies. And if you think things couldn't get worse, just remember—the White House is now a Tesla dealership.

🎵 Music Featured in This Episode:
🎸 RockNStock – Wrecked
🥁 The Professionals – Flying Pots
🎤 Moons Over My Hammy – Jerry Pancake

🔥 Sponsored by:
👕 SoCoolShirts.com – Because life might suck, but your wardrobe doesn’t have to. Grab a shirt and express your existential despair in style.

🎭 The Miller Community Theatre – The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee – Coming this April to the Marshall J. Gardner Center! Support local theater before AI takes over Broadway. Tickets on sale now!

❓ All In Jest Trivia – Join Josh Scramble for a night of brain-busting fun and questionable knowledge at the Marshall J. Gardner Center on Friday, March 28th! Bring your A-game… or at least some alcohol.

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!

#MillerMorningMadhouse #EverythingSucks #FlyingIsTheWorst #TeslaDealershipWhiteHouse #SoCoolMedia #SupportLocalTheatre #TriviaTime

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• (00:21) - Introduction to the Madhouse
• (01:33) - Return from Hiatus
• (02:53) - Apologies and Updates
• (05:10) - Health and Travel Stories
• (08:01) - Canadian Adventures
• (08:51) - Teachers and Their Quirks
• (09:47) - Testing Season Shenanigans
• (12:24) - Listener Challenges
• (20:33) - Everything Sucks Now Segment
• (21:45) - Air Travel Woes
• (26:36) - Security Line Stresses
• (34:10) - Funny Travel Stories
• (37:55) - Closing Remarks

Satan checks in with his protege Beelzebub Kushner to talk about how things are going down there with the Covid-19. On the B Side, the gang checks in on Zoom and tries to do a live show. Pancake and Yolo are playing by the rules and staying home, Christopher Robin is planting roses and having people over to serve him Rosé.

We have a new original song called 'Moons Over My Hammy' by Producer Bill, Lyrics by Pancake, from the upcoming comedy EP of the same name. The gang also auditions for a potential sponsor -  Ballsy Mens Products.

We have songs from INXS, and Producer Bill on this, sponsored hopefully by Ballsy, Omaha Steaks, and Three Teats Milking Company.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Originally recorded before Season 3 Episode 1, the boys get together remotely to finish their conversation about weird email addresses from the past, and talk about the Covid-19 outbreak. Pancake is anxious, and staying home. Robin is Flitting around town.

Music from Juice Newton and Michigan Rattlers.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Hope everyone is still alive out there. The full gang is back for Season 3, as Pancake is self-quarantined and joins remotely from his tiny basement bunker.  Christopher Robin and Yolo social distance at the Stone Bridge Studio with producer Mr. Bill manning the board from his bomb shelter.

Robin discusses how he now has Jesus in his heart, and maybe blind people are the largest group spreading the 'Wuhan Flu' as he's calling it. Pancake is riddled with anxiety and is just not leaving his house because he's terrified, which apparently also affects his joke delivery. Yolo has some theories about Ibuprofen and jokes about Trump supporters.

Songs by The Police, and Manfred Mann. Sponsored by Jerusalem Jewelry and Omaha Steaks.

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

It's the end of the world, and we do not feel fine! Pancake has barricaded himself in his basement, and both the boys struggle with technology as they try to live stream this show. It's didn't work. If anyone has any tips for us on doing a live video with two  people, please call us at 708-928-5015. Does anyone think our voices sound funny? Maybe we're sick??

Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." 

Thank you for listening! Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Chips O'Tool from the old SoCoolAZ.Com days leaves some drunk voicemails, and we have updates on Season 3, and the new Jerry & Gerald Podcast from SoCool Media. We want to encourage everyone to share the show, and maybe binge it during these trying times. It's an escape back to a simpler time - with morning zoo radio shows and threats of nuclear war. Stop buying all the fucking toilet paper for God sakes. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We knew we had this phone call recorded! It just took a while to find it! This is the actual finale for The SoCool Podcast - Season 2. Yolo figures out Pancake's plan to use her soul in a bargain to save the podcast. Satan threatens to burn it all down, and may be in love with Yolo. Pancake suspects Christopher Robin has an ulterior motive, and potentially an alternate persona. 

Songs from Outcast, Lil Nas X, and The Charlie Daniels Band.

Sponsored by The Ole' Slut Bar in Nagsusugat, Maine. 

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Hey there! We have some updates here! The Atari 800XLD Computer is being repaired by The Old Atari Gays, and hopefully we'll have it next season. 

If you haven't listened or bought the Comedy Album - Deez Nutz - what's wrong with you? 

It's sweeping the nation and Sexy Oldsmobiles is almost a Gold Record!!

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The Season 2 Penultimate Episode has arrived! Yolo is put in a Faustian Bargain situation by the Dark Lord himself, and Pancake admits selling his soul for a 'hip' podcast. 'Louis' aka the Dark Lord Satan, is all forked tongue and double speak, as he tries to convince Yolo to follow Pancake down his dark path. Robin is mysteriously absent, prompting some inner speculation about whether he might be moonlighting as Satan. 

If you haven't bought any Christmas presents, consider buying Deez Nutz for friends and family. It's a full Comedy EP in the tradition of Adam Sandler, and has some already hit tracks such as the old school CB trope - Ass Bandit, and original song 'Sexy Oldsmobiles' - All written and produced by the SoCool Podcast crew, and produced by Bill Harrison at Stonebridge Studio.

In all seriousness, we really want to thank the thousands of people who have downloaded the SoCool Podcast, in not yet our first year. We are all humbled that so many people enjoy the humor and listen to every episode.

I (Pancake) also want to thank my very talented friends Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo, and Bill Harrison, for seeing my vision and always blindly participating even when they don't have any idea where my sick mind will lead them. 

We do have big plans for season 3 and beyond. Thank you again for listening! We love you!

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Eastbound and Down! We start this episode with four clips from the upcoming Comedy Ep - Deez Nutz (Release Date 12/10/2019), produced and written by the folks at The Socool Podcast. The clips featured are: Ass Bandit #1, The Mailman #1, Sexy Oldsmobiles (song), and a commercial for Flaming Yon's Drag Review.

If you leave a review of the SoCool Podcast, you can get a free download, just go to Apple Podcasts on your iPhone or on the web here - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-socool-podcast/id1454117104 and leave a rating and a review, and share it with us on Facebook, and we will send you a code to get the new album free!

We also do a Fishbowl on this one, for guess what? The 1977 Epic - Smokey and The Bandit, featuring an alive Burt Reynolds, a sexy Sally Field, and an abusive Jackie Gleason. 

Songs by Jerry Reed, and brought to you by Flaming Yon's Drag Review. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

There's a Dildo in the Dishwasher! Pancake discovers a dildo in Christopher Robin's dishwasher, and Yolo comes clean about how ladies landscape their pussies.

Pancake has a very specific person he wants to be 'When He Grows Up', shocker - 'It's Mister Rogers', and Christopher Robin hides who he really wants to be. Yolo has a sexy Barbie house with orgies. 

Songs from Styx, Daft Punk, and Mister Rogers. 

This episode is brought to you by Johnny Five's Robot Brothel. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Episode 8: Bathrooms and Backdrafts...

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, we flush out some of the messiest tales yet. Join Jerry Pancake, Josh Scramble, and Jen Pancake as they tackle the pressing issues of bathroom etiquette, work poop protocols, and the dreaded backdrafts that leave lasting impressions (on more than just porcelain).

From the public restroom horrors of Benton Harbor gas stations to the oddly poetic bathroom setups at Midway Airport, this episode is an overflowing mix of laughter, embarrassment, and just a hint of trauma. Plus, hear the latest updates from Miller Beach’s own Flamingo Bar, including why their bathroom might need a rebranding.

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• Intro: Flush Beats by DJ Draino
• Ad Break: Healthcare Kart: Luigi’s Revenge jingle
• Outro: French Toast Crunch is Life by Jerry Pancake

✨ Special Thanks:

• SoCool Shirts: Turning bad decisions into great fashion since day one.
• All In Jest Trivia: Don’t miss Friday Trivia Night, where the questions are as unpredictable as Josh Scramble’s production notes.
• Flamingo Pizza of Miller Beach: Serving good vibes, great drinks, and questionable bathroom configurations.

🎧 Tune In Next Week:
We’re diving into cereal debates, birthday shoutouts, and why Miller Beach might need its own line of retro snacks. Don’t miss it!

💩 Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—because everyone loves a good bathroom story. Stay Cool! 🚽✨

• (00:45) - The Big Dump Debate
• (01:42) - Welcome Back to Madhouse
• (04:01) - Poop Protocol at Work
• (05:47) - Public Dump Stories
• (10:40) - The Bathroom Chronicles
• (11:53) - Healthcare Cart and Luigi's Revenge
• (13:59) - Airport Bathroom Privacy
• (17:11) - Just the Tip Party Recap
• (19:04) - False Dawn and Hangovers
• (21:47) - French Toast Crunch Discovery
• (23:20) - A Shitty Episode Wrap-Up

We've got bush! We've got bush! Nerds Pancake and Robin convince Yolo to sit in on their classic Fishbowl bit and she picks the 1984 Classic 'Revenge of the Nerds' starring the guy who died jerking off, Christopher Robin (aka Curtis Armstrong), and Goose from Top Gun. 

On the B side the trio reboots a segment from last season, now dubbed, 'You've Got the Look', with a twist - the celebrity look alike has to be a cartoon, or the opposite sex. Christopher Robin becomes Bob from Bob's Burgers; Pancake morphs into Daniel Son's mom from the Karate Kid, and Yolo is Dirty Dora the Clitoris Explorer. 

This episode is brought to you by The Gecko Gym - They get you hard. 

Songs from Revenge, and Bone Symphony.

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

My Dad died. So this is a tribute to him, and I apologize for the audio quality on the A side, but also I don't really give a fuck. My father was a great storyteller, and we have the one about Oprah in a porno, and the infamous Chrysler Cordoba told from a bar in Fort Wayne Indiana. 

Christopher Robin and I do a Fishbowl of The Blues Brothers, which my Dad was an extra in; about 10 hours before he died. This was a really tough episode for me to get through, but it's a tribute to my father, and I hope somewhere that he's listening. 

I love you Dad. I hope you are hanging out with Belushi and talking about old times. 

Songs from The Blues Brothers Soundtrack, Booker T and The MG's, and James Brown. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Houston - we have a problem. The new Vintage Atari Computer Fishbowl system turns gay for Tom Cruise, and the boys have to make a pivot on-the-fly from Days of Thunder to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pancake and Robin seem to know a lot about this one, and extend the episode to match the awesomeness of the 1982 Amy Heckerling classic. They discuss the merits of Phoebe Cates's tits, and Mike Damone's five point plan. 

On the B side, Yolo Monte Cristo joins Pancake and Robin for a new bit called, 'Back to The Grinder', the crew discusses their experiences with online dating and read from potential mates profiles on dating sites. Pancake talks about his wife, Jen Pancake, and how they met on OK Cupid.

This episode is sponsored by Jasmine Dong Washing Detergent, with songs from The Go-Go's, an Original from Bill Harrison, The Cars, and Jackson Browne. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone! In this extended episode of The SoCool Podcast; Pancake, Robin, and Yolo are back with the 'For the Publicity' game. There are some tough choices made; as Pancake and Yolo choose to fuck dead Burt Reynolds for entirely different motives, Pancake makes a completely offensive joke about Peter Dinklage (he's sorry), and Christopher Robin takes it one step too far with headless Muammar Gaddafi.

On the B side, the boys tackle another gay Tom Cruise movie, 1988's Worst Picture, Cocktail, and Pancake suspects that there might be some issues with the new computer system after someone (Robin) spills Chardonnay on it. 

This episode is sponsored by Tweaky McGee Auto Tint, with songs from The Fabulous Thunderbirds and The Beach Boys. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

In Episode Deuce of Season 2 of The SoCool Podcast, Pancake gets an attitude adjustment from the Devil; Robin bombs on the Two Jokes segment by writing the longest jokes on the worst subjects, and Yolo Monte Cristo gets a sexy proposition from a guy named Louie on the 708-928-5015 show hotline.

This episode is sponsored by Ku Klux Clams, with music by Van Halen and The Charlie Daniels Band.  

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We're back for Season 2 of SoCool Podcast! Can Pancake and Robin resolve their differences about the Fishbowl? Will Yolo Monte Cristo finally get paid? This episode features the dramatic conclusion of the fight between Pancake and Robin that ended Season One, as they find themselves fighting each other in court. Robin spends $8000 on an old Atari 800XL computer that's 'locked out' of the internet to secure the integrity of the Fishbowl. Pancake spends a ton of money on Gucci shoes and sunglasses. And the boys do a Fishbowl using the new system for the movie Top Gun. 

Call or sext us at 708-928-5015, follow us on Facebook and Instagram. 

This episode is sponsored by Pubes Family farms, and has music from Kenny Loggins and Harold Faltermeyer.  

Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo.

If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

We’re excited to be back for Season 2 of the SoCool Podcast! Pancake, Robin, and Yolo have plenty of sexy fun for everyone. Follow us on Facebook.com/SoCoolPodcast, Subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify and Stitcher. Sext us at 708-928-5015 or email theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

The SoCool Podcast is performed and written by: Jerry Pancake, Christopher Robin, and Yolo Monte Cristo. Extra Special thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for producing this season!

All the commercials, none of the content! Here are the commercials from Season 1 of the SoCool Podcast. 

Betten Chevrolet, Cords & Swords, Mike T's, El Duce's, Jimmy's Chicago Heights, Steely Dan's Pawn Shop, Ass Cream, and Sledgehammer Steinberg Law are all in this special collection! If you haven't listened to our first full 8 Episodes please subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

A couple updates here - Thanks to the guys over at the Crabdiving Radio Network for streaming the SoCool Podcast 24/7! If you haven't checked out their podcast, please do so at www.crabdiving.com. 

Christopher Robin has gone silent, and is reportedly working on some top-secret project with Yolo Monte Cristo, who leaked that to me. 

Check out this new segment I'm floating called, 'Pancake in The Movies', this one is the last scene from Paul Newman and Tom Cruise's 'Color of Money' with me playing the Tom Cruise part. 

Things are in flux at SoCool, just an update to let you guys know what's happening with the podcast. It seems some legal proceedings are in process, as Pancake gets a certified letter from Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, and Christopher Robin insists on sending his updates in on cassette tapes. 

Pancake's partnership with Slash ends badly, but he does score an advertiser. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Episode 7: In the Doghouse...

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts – because looking cool has never been easier (or funnier).

This week on Miller Morning Madhouse, Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble team up with the ever-entertaining Elizabeth Benedict to bring you an unforgettable episode full of nostalgia, surprise endings, and laughs so big, they might scare your guinea pig.

🌐 First, we’re traveling back in time to the early days of AOL and the internet. Remember that sweet sound of dial-up connecting? From chatroom chaos to regrettable screen names, we’re reliving the wild west of cyberspace – where every "You've Got Mail" felt like a gift from the internet gods.

🎉 Next, the story of a dog at a rave takes center stage. This furry partygoer had the time of their life under the strobe lights, but hold onto your glow sticks because the ending to this tale is guaranteed to catch you off guard. Let's just say, it’s not your typical “fetch” story.

🐹 Finally, we dive into the strange and mysterious world of guinea pigs and the Pancake brothers. Why were they not allowed to have pets? 

🎙️ And don’t miss the featured clip from Deez Nutz, Jerry Pancake’s comedy album that has the internet buzzing. If you haven’t heard it yet, what are you even doing with your life?

As always, thank you for listening! Don’t forget to rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and head to SoCoolShirts.com for the coolest designs this side of the internet.

Stay tuned for next week’s antics – assuming Jerry doesn’t get lost in the AOL archives or Josh doesn’t try to resurrect the guinea pig.

Stay Cool – JP

• (00:22) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio
• (00:52) - Internet Days and Guinea Pigs
• (02:46) - The Legend of Jerry Pancake
• (08:12) - A Dog's Misadventure
• (16:38) - The Rumble on Rush
• (17:54) - Growing Up with Pets
• (23:18) - The Ghost of the Guinea Pig
• (26:05) - Closing Thoughts and Thanks

May the 4th be with you! The long awaited season finale is here! Christopher Robin and Yolo Monte Cristo discover a plot by Pancake that may derail the show for good. Pancake continues his path to the dark side; once again compares himself to Hayden Christensen; and asks Robin to call him Darth Pancake. 

The boys do their classic fishbowl bit for the 1977 Blockbuster Star Wars - A New Hope. Robin questions the integrity of Pancake and the Fishbowl, and threatens legal action. 

This episode is classically scored by the Star Wars - A New Hope Soundtrack by John Williams. 

The SoCool Podcast will be going on hiatus for a brief period so Pancake can rejoin his Steely Dan/Van Halen cover band - Van Dan (formerly Dan Halen), and Robin plans to meet with Attorney Pete 'SledgeHammer' Steinberg, then take off on his annual trip to Rio De Janeiro to act in a reboot of the 1984 movie Blame it on Rio. 

Stay subscribed for bonus episodes and teasers for (hopefully) Season 2. Thank you for listening!

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

The SoCool Podcast is performed by Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake

Written by Christopher Robin and Jerry Pancake. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Pancake and Robin go back to the Fishbowl in this episode for 1985's Best Picture 'Better Off Dead', and discuss the oscar winning performance of Curtis Armstrong aka Charles De Mar.

On the B Side, the boys are prodded into telling their own Fake ID stories, which came way before the movie Superbad and the rise of McLovin.

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

Songs from Van Halen, EG Daily, and Howard Jones.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Isn't 6 the Devil's number? We get our first caller to the new SoCool Hotline at 708-928-5015, and guess who it is? The Prince of Darkness Himself! Pancake tries to sell his soul to help the podcast, and the boys experiment with a couple new bits. Tom Brokaw checks in with a breaking news update from SoCoolAZ circa 2006, and the SoCool Ladies Yolo Monte Christo and Fauz Gucci join us on the B-Side to discuss a botched purse deal. 

Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners. 

Songs from Motley Crue, Lil Pump, and The Bangels.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Highlights and lowlights of our first 5 episodes! Enjoy and text or sext us at 708-928-5015, email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com.

Done in the style of 1980's Talk Radio -- think 105.9 WCKG and 97.9 The Loop; the SoCool Podcast is two forty something guys trying to stay relevant. Nostalgic Generation X Comedy, Movies, and Video Games. More Gen X than hipster Millennial the SoCool guys will take you down a wormhole you won't soon forget! We tell the stories of our youth through funny commercials, sketches, and bits. Pancake and Robin have been dubbed 'Sexiest Gen X Men' by US Magazine for 7 years running. Our epic lack of research will amaze you, as we do it all from our foggy memories.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

We're Back! In this episode we go right back to the fishbowl for the 1986 Masterpiece - Short Circuit. Johnny Five is Alive BABY!

We have two new sponsers - El Duche's Otherworldly Counseling, and Ass Cream. 

Pancake presses his luck with a Mama's Family joke that maybe goes off the rails. 

Sexy Kids, and songs from Van Halen and El Debarge? 

We also have a whole new old school way to interact with the show - leave us a voicemail or sext us at 708-928-5015 - tell us how cool we are and we might use your voice on a future show!

Thank you all for listening!

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Pancake & Robin have a public service 'offline' discussion on strokes and hemorrhoids and discuss their possible relation to Luke Perry's death. The Fishbowl Segment returns with the 1984 movie STARMAN and the boys reveal the background for the infamous Betten Chevrolet commercial. Songs by Herbie Hancock and School House Rock. Commercials for Cords & Swords and Betten Chevrolet. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

A Perry Special Episode. #RIP Luke Perry. In this episode, Robin professes his love for Luke Perry. Songs from the 90210 Soundtrack and Van Halen. "May the bridges I burn light the way."

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

In this episode the boys discuss which celebrities they look like, and workshop a potentially homophobic joke about Eddie Murphy. Commercials from Mike T's Dance Club and Cords & Swords. The SoCool Ladies, Yolo Monte Christo and Faux Gucci once again join Pancake and Robin. Songs from Harold Faltermyer and The Pointer Sisters. Guess who looks like Judge Reinhold? The dissappointed Jerry Pancake. 

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

SoCool guys Jerry Pancaque and Christopher Robin introduce you to their tie-died world of comedy.

EP1 - Introduction - Commercial break - Crocodile Dundee - Commercial break

- Fuck for the love or publicity? (Guests Yolo Montecristo & Faux Gucci) - Wrap-up

The comedy duo, who have been voted People Magazine's Sexiest Generation X Men Alive too many years to count will pack in more non-relevant entertainment peppered with ridiculous POV than a half hour could contain...that's why our first episode is thirty-seven minutes.   Enjoy, rate us and leave a comment about how fucking cool we are.

Writing by Christopher Robin & Jerry Pancaque, post-production and editing by Jerry Pancaque. 

If you would like to advertise on the SoCool Podcast, please email us at theshow@socoolpodcast.com. 

Episode 6: Jesus is Just Alright

Sponsored by SoCool Shirts, All In Jest Trivia, and Chad's Shack of Crap. 

On this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we continue our conversation with Elizabeth Benedict, the Madhouse's newest true crime detective. From the scandalous stories of Miller Beach's past to a surprising deep dive into local trivia night traditions, Elizabeth holds her own as the chaos unfolds.

Of course, with Josh Scramble at the production helm, there are plenty of unexpected twists—think wacky sound effects, food-related trivia teasers, and a wild tangent about Bill Cosby and Doobie Brothers theology. Plus, Jerry Pancake gives us his trademark musings about parenting in the '70s, local swinger culture, and the eternal question: "What would Jesus play on his soundtrack?"

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• Intro: "Jesus Is Just Alright" by The Doobie Brothers
• Ad Breaks: Custom jingles from Chad's Shack of Crap
• Outro: A very Creed-inspired moment from Jerry Pancake himself

✨ Special Thanks:

• SoCool Shirts, where you can "shop local and be vocal" with designs as unique as this show.
• All In Jest Trivia, happening at the Marshall J. Gardner Center. Join us for the Blackest Friday Trivia Night!
• Chad's Shack of Crap: "Because sometimes the best gift is almost the real thing."

🎧 Tune In Next Week:
The Madhouse takes a walk on the wild side with an episode all about pets, admissions of guilt, and how Jerry Pancake learned not to trust goats.

Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review! Your support keeps the Madhouse spinning.

Stay Cool—JP & the Madhouse Team

• (00:22) - Morning Madhouse Introduction
• (01:33) - Meet Our Special Guest
• (02:14) - Swingers and Local Lore
• (03:28) - Podcast Origins Revealed
• (04:54) - Radio Talk and Personalities
• (07:38) - The Jesus Station Announcement
• (10:43) - Holiday Shopping Tips
• (11:55) - Trivia Night Invitation
• (17:17) - Black Friday Trivia Details
• (19:50) - Wrapping Up with Fun
• (21:39) - Bill Cosby and Dark Humor
• (25:23) - Closing Reflections on Radio

Episode 5: Suicide by Charleston
Sponsored by SoCool Shirts and the Great State of Indiana: "It's not that bad..."

In this episode of Miller Morning Madhouse, we’re diving deep into the dramatic and tragic story of former Gary mayor William J. Fulton, a man who lived and died during the wild Jazz Age. Join us as we uncover how the allure of speakeasies, gangsters, and a relentless Charleston craze led to his untimely end.

This week, we're excited to introduce our new crime reporter, Elizabeth Benedict, who’s here to shed light on the untold, scandalous stories of Gary’s past. Will she be able to keep Josh Scramble and Jerry Pancake on track? We’ll see!

🎶 Music in This Episode:

• IBY by DJ B-Duke
• Amish Paradise by “Weird Al” Yankovic
• Moons over My Hammy by our very own Jerry Pancake

Check out - Our Gary Stories for more info on Gary's scandalous past! It is an amazing site! 

Tune in for a mix of history, humor, and a touch of the outrageous—just the way we like it in Miller Beach. Don’t forget to subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, and if you’re feeling generous, leave us a review to help more folks discover the Madhouse!

Stay Cool, and remember… sometimes, history dances on the edge.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

• (00:34) - Welcome to WSPR Super Beach Radio
• (01:07) - The Wild Story of William Fulton
• (02:35) - Meet Our True Crime Detective
• (07:37) - The Jazz Age's Corruption
• (09:56) - The Mysterious Death of Fulton
• (13:16) - Generational Connections to Gary's Past
• (19:08) - The Titanic and Submarine Comparisons
• (21:44) - Thanks for Joining Us!

Episode 4: Smokestack Jack and the Tiny Hands…

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com, Chad GPT, and Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel. Also, Millerites, make sure to join Josh Scramble for All in Jest Trivia at the Marshall J Gardner Center for the Arts here in Miller Beach on Black Friday! It's all about food! 

Welcome back to Miller Morning Madhouse! Episode 4 has us diving into the thrills and pitfalls of throuples, the questionable joys of warm vodka, and the saga of tiny hands. This one’s a smokestack jacking ride that’ll keep you laughing (and maybe questioning your own life choices).

But first, we want to give a HUGE thank you to our amazing listeners. Your support, ratings, and laughs keep this madhouse alive, so don’t forget to hit that rate button on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! And if you’re interested in sponsoring our madness, reach out to us at contact@socoolshirts.com.

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: We kick things off with IamDaylight by Funky Cat to set the tone.
• Chad GPT Ad: The world’s first "gay-I, not AI," ready to help in more ways than one.
• Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel Ad: Catering to your every…mechanical need.
• Transitions: We groove along with Ru Paul’s You Better Work and Pat Travers’ Smokin’ Whiskey, Drinkin’ Cocaine for that extra punch.
• Outro Song: Closing with Arlo Guthrie’s City of New Orleans, Tic Tac Toe, and the SoCool exclusive So You Wanna F** a Sex Bot* by Jerry Pancake.

Special Thanks: 

Special thanks to SoCoolShirts.com, Chad GPT, Johnny Five’s Robot Brothel, and all of our incredible listeners for keeping this show on the rails—or as close as we can get! And don’t forget, All in Jest Trivia is coming up at the Marshall J. Gardner Center the day after Thanksgiving. Mark your calendars for a post-turkey trivia throwdown you won’t want to miss!

And finally, stay tuned at the end for a Behind the Music moment with Chuck Roundsteak, a blast from Josh Scramble’s past, revealing some…creative liberties he took with his resume a decade ago.

• (00:24) - Welcome to Miller Mornings U
• (02:17) - Weird Beach Encounters
• (06:27) - Throuples and Relationships
• (09:25) - Introducing Chad GPT
• (11:48) - Listener Shoutout
• (17:48) - So Cool Shirts Promo
• (19:06) - Johnny Five's Robot Brothel
• (21:13) - Closing Remarks and Teasers

Episode 3: Just the Tips...

Sponsored by SoCoolShirts.Com and Hair BNB

We’re back with another wild ride in Miller Morning Madhouse Episode 3, and this one’s all about Just the Tip(s). We’re serving up the ultimate guide for potential Air BNB renters at Miller Beach, with everything you need to know to avoid sunburns and seagull ambushes. Plus, we dive into some laugh-out-loud Yelp reviews of Romantix—because who doesn’t love a little awkward humor?

But first, a HUGE thank you to all of our incredible listeners for your support. Your love, your laughs, and your ratings are what keep this madhouse going. Don’t forget to rate us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—and if you’re looking to sponsor the show, hit us up at contact@socoolshirts.com. We’d love to hear from you!

Music & Extras:

• Intro Music: Clap to the Disco by Yarin Primak kicks off the madness.
• Hair BNB Commercial: Featuring Hair by The Cowsills, because fabulous hair is just a rental away.
• Transitions: We keep it groovy with Whatever You Like by Messwave.
• Outro Song: Close out the episode with Moons Over My Hammy by Bill Harrison, written by none other than Jerry Pancake.

Thank You's:

• Special thanks again to SoCool Shirts, Hair BNB, All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble, and the Miller Community Theatre. Huge shoutout to the MBACD for making these amazing events possible at the Marshall J. Gardner Center.
• Stay tuned for our next episode, dropping next week—hopefully—if we’re not too hungover to hit record

Episode 2: Her Hole Had Lots of Visitors...
 
Welcome back to the Miller Morning Madhouse, where Jerry Pancake and Josh Scramble keep things chaotic and unpredictable with another round of local drama, fan interactions, and, of course, hilarious weather updates. Hold on to your hats, because this episode goes off the rails fast!

In this episode:

• We dive into the wild story of Jerry Clemons, who recently got hacked and is now scrambling to fix his life. But don’t worry—he’s still set to play Flamingo on Wednesday, 10/9, alongside Chad Burton. Will he rise above the digital chaos or get hacked again before his set?
• Jerry and Josh open up the email inbox for fan suggestions on new show characters. Let’s just say... you guys didn’t disappoint. If you’ve ever wanted to have a hand in creating the madhouse, now’s your chance.
• Jen Porkbelly-Hamhock takes on the role of weather forecaster this week. Between her four divorces and her expert predictions, we’re not sure which storm will hit harder—the weather or her love life.

Commercials for:

• SoCool Shirts—Home of the coolest and most questionable t-shirts. When your wardrobe needs a little more chaos, hit up SoCool Shirts for some fresh gear.
• Sledgehammer Law—When life hits you like a hack, let Sledgehammer Law smash back. For all your legal needs, especially the ones you never saw coming.

Musical Highlights:

• Intro Music: "Cool My Bass" by Balloon Planet
• Outro Music: Walkin' the Dog (Cover) as performed live by Nick Danger: Jerry Clemons & Chad Burton — Check it out on YouTube
• Will it Go Round in Circles - Billy Preston - Transition
• Island Girl - Elton John - Transition

Show Notes:

• In this episode, we follow the chaos that is Jerry Clemons trying to recover from getting his persona hacked. Despite the digital drama, he’s still gearing up to play at Flamingo on 10/9, so catch him and the Nick Danger Band.
• Fans of the show get their chance to shine as Jerry and Josh read out their character suggestions from the madhouse email inbox. Let’s just say, things got weird email the show at contact@socoolshirts.com. 
• Weather is brought to you by none other than Jenny Porkbelly-Hamhock. Expect some stormy forecasts...and we’re not just talking about the weather. Stacy Sizzle is also floated as a replacement for Miss Hamhock. 
• A huge thanks to SoCool Shirts, Sledgehammer Law, and Romantix for their continued support. 
• A special shoutout to the Marshall J. Gardner Center for hosting the great events at All In Jest Trivia with Josh Scramble and the Miller Community Theatre. Big thanks as well to the MBACD for making these events possible and supporting the community.
• Tune in next Sunday for another episode—if Jerry Clemons doesn’t get hacked again, and we’re not too hungover to hit record!

• (00:20) - Welcome to Miller Hall of Shame
• (01:41) - The Saga of Jerry Clemens
• (10:56) - Miller Burnout Syndrome
• (13:00) - Weather Report with Jenny
• (19:19) - Introducing New Characters
• (20:27) - Closing Thoughts and Announcements