Explore every episode of the podcast The Slaptail Squad
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Underwater Parrots Love Feet | 16 Nov 2025 | 01:22:16 | |
The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligent and would get it. They did, eventually, after he explained it about a million times. Swan brings the traffic report and her segment of dumb jokes. Hate to say it, she may be getting better at telling jokes. You decide. Send us a text, email us at slaptailsquad@gmail.com, follow us on social media, check out our website slaptailnation.com where you can find our social media links, pics, and bios. And Norway, thank you! https://www.slaptailnation.com | |||
| Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic | 09 Nov 2025 | 01:27:11 | |
On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart. Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic report. Then, Beaveman takes a sharp left turn into the wild world of compulsive sexual behavior (because why wouldn't we)? Swan once again attempts to bring the laughs with her "questionably humorous", basically terrible, attempt to tell jokes - badly. Strap in for questionable facts, inappropriate laughter, and the brand of chaos only the Slaptail Squad can deliver. | |||
| Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 19: Obese and Petty | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:13:44 | |
Beaveman believes that the love of self leads to a little extra around the middle. He shares his secrets of self-deprecation and loathing with the Doc as a way of maintaining a healthy weight. Beaveman asks Doc if he is being petty because he despises people who sell hope. | |||
| It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode | 31 Mar 2024 | 01:58:40 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get rid of your Dowager's hump? Well, wonder no more. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. It is so wonderful to have such an amazing audience that helps us get into the charts. You make it all worthwhile. Here's to another 200 episodes! | |||
| The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner | 23 Mar 2024 | 01:37:23 | |
On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. | |||
| Funerals are dumb | 17 Mar 2024 | 01:03:30 | |
On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. | |||
| Gen X and hair in places you don't want it | 03 Mar 2024 | 01:00:23 | |
On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. | |||
| Silly cult-like behavior | 18 Feb 2024 | 01:07:03 | |
So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. | |||
| Clearly, Mike and Swan have ADD | 11 Feb 2024 | 00:58:26 | |
The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline. | |||
| JD vs. Jumanji: Out for justice | 03 Feb 2024 | 01:05:29 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beaveman of being an instigator which, as you know loyal listeners, is a bold faced lie. Join us for a fun chat among the friends you like to hear from every week. Thank you to all of our listeners and for friend of the show the dark lord of brown-town for joining us. | |||
| Crazy story time | 31 Jan 2024 | 01:04:31 | |
The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental. | |||
| Birthdays, balance, and life with grandma | 22 Jan 2024 | 01:04:03 | |
The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. | |||
| Embarrassing stories of the Beaveman's childhood | 14 Jan 2024 | 01:02:17 | |
The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun. | |||
| Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 20: Hollow Earth Baby! Part 1 | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:02:19 | |
It's hollow earth theory time. The Beaveman and the Doc discuss this bizarre theory. The surface was barely scratched and so this is going to be a two parter at least. Did you know the earth was hollow? Who wants a donut? | |||
| Nemo's big adventure | 17 Dec 2023 | 00:54:26 | |
On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart. | |||
| Super Spreader Ronz and all the nastiness | 10 Dec 2023 | 00:58:26 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time. | |||
| Family gathering drama and all the balls | 03 Dec 2023 | 01:02:44 | |
The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one. | |||
| Splitting yourself isn't cheating | 26 Nov 2023 | 01:05:08 | |
The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz) and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them. | |||
| Holiday memories, oh, and Nicolas Cage | 19 Nov 2023 | 01:15:53 | |
The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane. | |||
| Ronzly fans | 05 Nov 2023 | 01:17:57 | |
The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did. | |||
| Possibly funny obsessive behaviors | 29 Oct 2023 | 01:08:20 | |
The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show! | |||
| The Squad Hangs with Friend of the Show Matt | 22 Oct 2023 | 01:31:05 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under. It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about. | |||
| A casual October coversation | 15 Oct 2023 | 00:59:29 | |
The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases? | |||
| Ronz wants to do improv...or does he? | 08 Oct 2023 | 01:09:16 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. | |||
| Beaveman And The Doc, Episode 21: Hollow Earth Baby! Part Two - 1 25 19, 5.34 PM 1 | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:10:22 | |
Beaveman and the Doc wrap up the Hollow Earth discussion from little Brown men in Flying Saucers, 14 foot Giants, to Land of the Lost. | |||
| Season 5: Guess who's back | 01 Oct 2023 | 01:30:09 | |
The Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future. | |||
| Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, part 2: MIB and other high-strangeness | 17 Sep 2023 | 01:23:01 | |
On this bonus episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad teams up with JD Hutchins of The Monsters Lair for part 2. MIB, cryptids, and high-strangeness seem to be very common in West Virginia, specifically Point Pleasant. Beaveman and the Swan pick JD's brain for his knowledge and opinions on these fascinating subjects. | |||
| Season 4 Bonus Episode: Bright House Studio comedy show | 27 Aug 2023 | 00:52:22 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedians. The Beaveman, Ronz, and the Swan interview comedians Darius Walker, Chris Karpinski, Joel Sankey, and Conor Keenan. We know, we don't do interviews. Don't worry, despite our best efforts, Ronz made it cringy with the comedians. The final interview is Ronz at his cringy best when he interviews the organizer of the show Katie. Keep this in mind. Katie is at least 3 decades younger than the Ronz. Almost makes me think I should stop handing out lube when we do an event. | |||
| Slaptail Squad-The Monsters Lair Team up, episode 1: Monsters of WV | 05 Aug 2023 | 01:07:55 | |
On this bonus episode, the Beaveman of The Slaptail Squad (not unlike Batman) and JD of The Monsters Lair (not unlike the Wolfman) team up for a fun talk about the monsters of West Virginia with a heavy focus on the beautiful town of Point Pleasant and Flatwoods. Its a fun talk about West Virginia, its' cryptids, high strangeness, and good people. If you ever get a chance to go, do it. Point Pleasant embraces the Mothman from their museum, culture, and arguably the coolest statue on the planet. If you get a chance to visit Flatwoods, they also have some very cool features like their Flatwoods Monster Museum with a large Flatwoods monster, and several chairs throughout the area. | |||
| Season 4 Finale: end of times | 09 Jul 2023 | 01:22:04 | |
The Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he believes will end the human race. There is also some minor conspiracy fun, and of course, general idiocy. Thank you for joining us this season. | |||
| Trying to understand your audience | 25 Jun 2023 | 01:18:17 | |
The Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Seeking out open mics, networking, and watching local shows in the hopes of scoping out and scouting talent. Beaveman consults with squad member and professional comedian Mike but soon realizes that Ronz is the one with all the opinions. Basically, its the podcast for Ronz, about Ronz, and starring Ronz. | |||
| Telesex Talk | 18 Jun 2023 | 01:14:20 | |
This week the squad assembles and welcomes our guest GG. Why you ask? Well, GG spent a couple of years as a phone sex worker, and of course, that is right up the squad's alley. Listener warning, there is some pretty graphic content in this episode to include a mock phone exchange between the Beaveman and GG. | |||
| Cringy interviews at Pride 2023 | 11 Jun 2023 | 01:35:08 | |
Here it is folks. The long awaited, "Ronz on the Street," better known as, "Cringy moments with Ronz!" He does not disappoint. Its all the cringe, none of the crying. | |||
| For the love of anger, final episode (maybe) | 03 Jun 2023 | 01:24:01 | |
The quest to understand the Beaveman and Ronz's anger continues. On this final episode (maybe) they are joined by friend of the show Davison Sarai, professional wrestler and counselor. Is it possible that Davison can help them? Not bloody likely! Guess you will just have to listen to find out. | |||
| Pride 2023 episode | 27 May 2023 | 00:51:34 | |
In celebration of the coming of Pride month, the Squad has a stretchy pants episode out on the Beaver Deck with a special guest from OutFront Kalamazoo. Thank you to Grace for joining us for the collective craziness. Jumanji shares personal stories about his attendance at his first pride festival. The Beaveman tries to get him to cry but is unsuccessful. | |||
| Beaveman And The Doc Episode 22, Dark Web | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:19:33 | |
Separated by nearly two thousand miles, Beaveman and the Doc catch up and discuss the dark web, the weather, and Doc's educational pursuits. | |||
| Are we an improv podcast? | 21 May 2023 | 01:15:38 | |
The squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really? | |||
| The love of anger, part two | 14 May 2023 | 01:30:37 | |
On this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman. If you were hoping to learn some coping mechanisms for dealing with your anger, you are out of luck. The anger episodes continue. This one is going to be at least a 3 episode series. | |||
| The love of anger, part one | 07 May 2023 | 01:25:30 | |
On this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squad. If anger was jet fuel, he would have enough to circumnavigate the earth 100 times. That's ok, Jumanji and Mike attempt to come to the rescue. It's a little bit serious mixed with some fun and humor. Thanks for sharing it with us. Get ready for at least one more angry podcast. | |||
| Face filters and wedding rings | 30 Apr 2023 | 01:11:04 | |
The Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if your image on social media looks nothing like you? Like yourself at least a little folks! Ronz informs the fellas that he has a different wedding band for every woman in his life. He has seven wedding bands. Sounds suspicious. | |||
| Fun with music lyrics | 23 Apr 2023 | 01:15:05 | |
On this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplexed and join in to try and decipher the lyrics of these masterpieces. Not only do they attempt to understand the lyrics, they attempt to sing along with the masterpiece that is Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." | |||
| The Smells Podcast | 16 Apr 2023 | 01:02:37 | |
Smells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend another podcast. If however, you just want to have some fun talking about smells, we are the people to listen to. Take a deep breath in through the nose, out through the mouth. | |||
| Stories of the Strip Bar: A Beaveman and Jumanji Journey | 09 Apr 2023 | 01:09:54 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to have a fun chat. The Beaveman and Jumanji went to a strip bar and hung out. Hear the story from Jumanji's perspective. Thank you for joining us as friends each week so we can share our ridiculous lives with you. | |||
| Playing with the audio clips (aka) "Don't call me Michael!" | 02 Apr 2023 | 00:57:11 | |
This week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculous, and it is, but it was also a good time. The new running joke is to call Mike, Michael. Typically when we want to sound like the responsible adult. He doesn't seem to like it much. Yes, this is literally what they did for an entire episode. | |||
| Why aren't you famous? | 26 Mar 2023 | 00:58:44 | |
Why aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some form of TV. The squad unites for a fun talk. Join us for the collective idiocy. | |||
| Weird Dreams and awkwardness | 19 Mar 2023 | 01:06:56 | |
The mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answers to any of those questions if you listen to this podcast, but you will have a laugh. Get ready for some classic cringy moments with Ronz. This episode does not disappoint. | |||
| The Kill Team Beaveman And The Doc | 18 Sep 2025 | 01:18:37 | |
Beaveman and the Doc discuss the documentary, "The Kill Team." Beaveman reflects on what it meant to him to be an Infantryman and his extreme disgust for the men who profess to share that distinction with him. The Doc offers insight. | |||
| My next 100 years | 12 Mar 2023 | 01:09:06 | |
The Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointless conversations, jokes and general BS. Thank you for supporting the show. | |||
| What's a Performance Whore? | 05 Mar 2023 | 01:17:48 | |
This week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridiculous and fun conversation. It's all for fun. Thank you for joining us for a laugh or two. | |||
| Diversifying the marriage | 26 Feb 2023 | 01:09:45 | |
The Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. The Beaveman looks at it like a corporation that may split, diversify, and possibly bring on additional staff. Hang out for a fun, offensive conversation. Thank you all for listening and joining us. | |||