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| Mother's Day Madness | 12 May 2024 | 01:31:37 | |
Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible." From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming her for making a broken kid! To a PA Mom at a local little league field, forgetting her son wasn't in the car after having a few too many drinks and backing directly into him! So no matter what your mom's like at least she's not these two, so to all the Mom's trying their best and not throwing their kids to the crocodiles or hitting them with their cars have a Very Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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| We'll Take 3 Elephants | 13 Apr 2024 | 01:17:05 | |
Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing. The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3! Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the internets that showed kids dancing to them, no one let this guy know about car radios or driving in Cambodia will be accompanied by only the sounds of the wind a blowing. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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| Only Cry for Strangers | 23 Oct 2023 | 01:45:12 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it!
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| Karma Hits Like a Firetruck | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:08:54 | |
This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A neighborhood peacock dividing the residents, a man biting back against a thieving seagull, and a racist woman getting her just desserts at the hands of a fire truck. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Knife Fighting Snakes | 05 Sep 2020 | 00:58:01 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man killing his father because he thought he was a vampire to a man fighting off one of the world's deadliest snakes while driving at over 100kph! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: www.youtube.com/rumrunnasentertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Olympic Meat Injection | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:14:49 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by the newest member of the Rum Runnas family Ryan to discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Olympic Doping from Sex to A Naked Man Knocking Out a Police Dog. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: https://www.youtube.com/RumRunnasEntertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Butt Potatoes Cure Hemorrhoids?! | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:11:23 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Does putting a potato in your butt cure hemorrhoids to a man forcibly injecting women with his semen. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: https://www.youtube.com/RumRunnasEntertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| The Butterfly Murders | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:15:21 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Fat Owl to the Mysterious Murders of 2 Butterfly Conservationists. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @ https://www.youtube.com/RumRunnasEntertainment Follow Us On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnas/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Rumpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| The Banana Man | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:20:39 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Scientists urging men not to masturbate with bananas to A rooster killing it's owner on the way to a cockfight. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Video Version available @: https://www.youtube.com/RumRunnasEntertainment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Furry Fury | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:15:29 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Covering everything from Furries giving a domestic abuser a taste of his own medicine to a deaf man suing PornHub over lack of captions for his favorite erotic films. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Trial By Combat | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:33:45 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Komodo Dragons Attempting Sex and Breaking Cameras to A Man Challenging his Ex-Wife and her Lawyer to a Trial by Combat! We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| #FreeRobThomas | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:20:36 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Rob(ert) Thomas shooting his super in both of his legs to another riveting reaction to a sex toy so good it's dangerous! We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| LOL Surprise! It's a Penis! | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:19:09 | |
Happy New Year Everybody! We're glad to be back and boy do we have a doozy of an episode for you! The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle return to discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Parent's Outrage over LOL Surprise Dolls Surprise Penis to a Floridaman Subway Employee Threatening to Shoot a Co-Worker Right in the Mom. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Nude Mortal Kombat | 17 Oct 2023 | 01:37:48 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane. All this plus a breakdown of what candy we'd eat out of someone's butt and our breakdown of how sex is actually really gross when you think about it.
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| Kung Fu Brian | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:10:46 | |
Happy Holidays from the Rum Runnas! Due to the Holiday Break we are giving you a blast from the past! 1 of our most popular episodes from the unreleased season of The Rum Runnas Podcast: Kung Fu Brian. Join us as we discuss weird and funny news from all over the internet including: Windmill's Causing Cancer to Buying a Date with a Japanese Porn Star! We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Race, Mermaids and Vibrators | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:47:08 | |
Happy Holidays from the Rum Runnas! Due to the Holiday Break we are giving you a blast from the past! 1 of our more popular episodes from the unreleased season of The Rum Runnas Podcast: Race, Mermaids and Vibrators. Join us as we discuss weird and funny news from all over the internet including: The Little Mermaid Race Debate as well as the Single Greatest Vibrator Review of all Time! We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Look at all them Tangents | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:16:53 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a man damaging cars wielding nothing but a box and 2 ferrets to a UPS robbery gone wrong for everyone involved with way too many bullets. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| What's In The Box?! | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:19:29 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Highly Contagious Human Urine Shutting Down a Movie Theater to Baby's First AR. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Vampires Make Terrible Burglars | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:13:36 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: YouTube COPPA Controversy to the moral debate surrounding The Great Burrito Heist! We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Always Take the A Train with DJ Cap Cee | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:18:49 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle interview DJ and local celebrity DJ Cap Cee. Discussing where he's from, how he got started in hip hop, and the many serendipitous events that lead to building of his career. But Still In The End We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Young Dumb Kids | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:04:53 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Teens making stupid and deadly decisions to Is a life sentence done if you die and get brought back? We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| No More Surprises! | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:07:43 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Jared Padalecki going soulless Sam Winchester on his employees to an Ex-Boyfriend faking his death to get out of paying back his girlfriend. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Granny Ground and Pound | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:00:42 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from a Dementia Fight Club to New York going 1 weekend without a shooting. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Halloween Special: The One With The CreepyPasta | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:19:04 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle do something special for Halloween, they each read a handful of selected CreepyPasta's as well as lend their own brand of comedy during the read. Happy Halloween! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Stripper Barbie Does Kids Parties | 11 Sep 2023 | 01:39:32 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)!
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| Finger Guns | 05 Sep 2020 | 01:02:28 | |
The Rum Runnas Podcast: Where we drink rum and talk about stuff! This episode Jarred and Kyle discuss weird and interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from Amish Police Chases to Illegal Finger Guns. We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices | |||
| Manatee Bangs his Bro to Death | 14 Aug 2023 | 01:31:45 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death!
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| The Soup and Sandwich Debate | 08 Aug 2023 | 01:15:24 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us. Just some food for thought), Quincy man is arrested with is genitals exposed near horses...again (if we've said it once we've said it 100 times "You can say whatever you want about a Horse Fucker), and a UT man beats a friend to death with a can of soup my guess is it was Campbell's Chunky but honestly this was only vaguely discussed it sparked a debate about sandwiches with soup. Are you Team Jarred: PB&J is delicious with Chicken Noodle Soup or Team Kyle and PB&J should never be eaten with soup and honestly Grilled Cheese is the only acceptable accompanying sandwich with almost any soup. (We're in agreement on Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese).
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| Gladiator Whales | 01 Aug 2023 | 01:55:17 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome.
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| Meth.S.G | 24 Jul 2023 | 01:35:47 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders).
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| Passionate Tree Lover | 17 Jul 2023 | 01:37:39 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree).
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| Snack Attack | 12 Jul 2023 | 01:36:58 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment), MN man is arrested for assaulting people with Skittles (Kyle feels these people should feel grateful they got a gift of Skittles, Jarred thinks Skittles are a mid candy), and a Half Naked Floridaman is arrested for multiple hit and runs and racing around a school track (his friend got arrested too and honestly we don't think that's fair what was he gonna do jump out).
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| Don't Sell People Parts | 03 Jul 2023 | 01:33:10 | |
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get between a weeb and his need to loot grind on Diablo 4, God what Idiots!), and by some crazy stroke of luck I picked the same story told from 2 perspectives for the last stories so here it is: NH couple (and PA man) are in trouble for stealing and selling (also for buying) body parts stolen from Harvard and an AR Morgue.
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| The Nuduelist and The Missing Brain | 29 Mar 2024 | 01:53:57 | |
Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain. A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or charges have been filed. An AL man died in prison and his family is trying to figure out why he was returned with no brain...but to make it even worse he was missing all of his organs. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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| Don't Bang Dogs | 26 Jun 2023 | 01:44:53 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chicago car chase leads to the Calumet Mall where 3 boys changed clothes and evaded arrest (we're pretty sure life is a simulation and it works on GTA Logic), New Mexico woman gets a hot dog from Sonic and realizes there's more cocaine on it than she asked for, Floridaman gets bit by a family member and almost loses his leg to necrotizing fasciitis (also people's fingernails are dirtier than originally thought so new fear unlocked), and a very Rum Runna Story of a man stealing a Captain Morgan statue in FL (apparently you can't do Pirate Stuff to Pirate Things...hypocrites!) Also Captain Morgan was a real dude.
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| He Definitely Started The Fire! | 20 Jun 2023 | 01:41:29 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle of a drought to retrieve his phone (We really didn't think health inspectors had power like that), CT fire department made a meatloaf in the shape of a penis while kids were volunteering at the station a lot of people got mad but there were literally zero consequences for it at all, and a man freezes and cuts off the leg of the leader of a castration ring...yeah a lot to unpack and after reading a long article with a lot of information NOTHING WAS ELABORATED ON OR EXPLAINED!
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| Death in Crocodile Village | 04 Jun 2023 | 01:25:31 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, but pretty sure he's a demon), Florida ice cream man "mistakenly" executes 2 men after $12 robbery (This is a real life amalgamation of Ice Cream Man and Death Wish, you can't make up how crazy this all was), and German doctor is fired after having a janitor help him during surgery (1: it was just a toe, 2: it went well, 3: that janitor is a hero now, 4: it was just a toe).
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| Everything You need To Know About Polar Bears | 28 May 2023 | 01:37:23 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to nothing about real science), UT woman wrote a kids book about grief after her husband died...Oh yeah she killed him, AU Bouncy Castle King hired a man to burn his competition's worlds to the ground then got caught burning down his own to fit in, and Floridaman is a teacher this time getting drunk going to his kids soccer game then being uninvited to Olive Garden and this was so upsetting he pulled a gun on his sleeping wife (ain't Florida a wonderful place)!
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| The Late Night Toe Sucker | 21 May 2023 | 01:20:03 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors lawn hit them in the head and you get 3 months!), Church raffles an AR15 flamethrower (Yeah I know that doesn't exist but that's what they give us to read, if given the option pick flamethrower though), Atlanta man was being evicted when the movers pulled a gun on him and stole his TV's (Police were there but then they left for apparently no reason but to let him get robbed by the "totally not a hitman team" Kils and Von), and TN hotel manager is in trouble when a guest woke up to find him sucking on their toes as they slept (New Nightmare Unlocked, we know).
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| Don't Uber Your Drugs! | 14 May 2023 | 01:32:54 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat Lady"), Man in Tibet has a terrible hotel experience when he a dead body was found under his bed (he thought it was his feet and I don't want to think about how bad he smells if that seemed reasonable), and AU woman gets a 1 star review when she wouldn't deliver crystal meth.
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| Quesadilla with Extra Gun | 08 May 2023 | 01:20:55 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was discovered in an illegal lunch seizure), and FL teacher is in trouble for hosting 30 second fights between 6th graders (Pre-Teen FIGHT CLUB).
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| Cocaine Hippos and Flying Cows | 30 Apr 2023 | 01:11:03 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a flying cow that was hit by the approaching train (apparently this was completely unavoidable according to experts though it seems very avoidable), and an AZ man is arrested for baptizing himself naked (apparently you can't strip down and be closer to God).
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| Vampire Goth Girl Cafe and Food Fights | 23 Apr 2023 | 01:17:38 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't end in jail time...also don't chase down the person saying your gonna beat their ass), the Dalai Lama asks a boy to suck his tongue (that's honestly the whole story it's just weird and creepy), Japanese woman fired for putting her blood in cocktails (it was a Goth Girl Cafe, was she asked? Yes. Was she making Vampires? Maybe), and Man has a bizarre reason for masturbating BY public...his stomach really hurt.
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| Too Many Lazy Reporters!!! | 16 Apr 2023 | 01:25:27 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach claims he's from an Alternate Earth (and literally no one asked any more questions like not a single freaking question), Boston man tells a woman to take a bath and then throws a mystery liquid on her (and guess what...No follow questions! No clue what the liquid is no clue if anyone was hurt, nothing!), and lastly a man was living with a dead body in his home shot himself after police were called due to the stench (and you got it NO DAMN QUESTIONS! Nobody has seemed to try to look into figuring it out at all, just letting that be what it is!). Honestly reporters if you need us to just I don't know ask any probing questions while you're writing these articles hit us up...because IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO ASK A QUESTION! We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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| Is It AI News?! | 16 Mar 2024 | 01:27:33 | |
Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people": In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword, that's pretty much all the story told us; the craziest thing to come out of this story is that we still after (not exhaustive but a decent amount of) research we still have no idea if this story is real or not because the story was so short and lacked any substance on any "legitimate" (cough* Fox News cough*) News Source and the better written more detailed source was literally NEWS GPT!!! So what came first the Fox Story or the AI Story...honestly we don't know. GA is arrested for firing 127 ROUNDS at a store, shooting at "ninja-like" people, and hitting nothing but inanimate objects. We know that sounds (not even vaguely but very) racist on first listen, but we've reached a couple of options as to what happened. 1: This man was playing a real-life prop hunt and didn't win. 2: He stole a motorcycle and really hated the guy he was robbing so he really really really shot up the place. 3: This man is basically John Wick, he was actually being attacked by ninjas sent by a secret underground criminal syndicate and he did kill a bunch of them but the super-elite syndicate cleaned up the bodies before the cops got there (honestly think about how crazy John Wick would sound if he got arrested and tried to explain what he was doing). 4: Meth! All equally plausible. We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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| Super Pigs and A Rooster with a Violent Past | 09 Mar 2023 | 01:25:57 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Floridaman disrespectfully eating a Key Lime Pie and then getting into a food fight with his elderly roommate (Also a really good recipe for Key Lime Pie), AU woman runs tries to run boyfriend over for trying to eat her chips (he takes full responsibility for his mistake though), nearly invincible super pigs from Canada are invading the US, and an Irish chicken with a violent past killed it's owner (or his roommate did it and framed the poor John Wick of Chickens, people don't ask enough questions).
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| Attack Cats and Vibrating Butt Pills | 23 Feb 2023 | 01:34:16 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A brand new drug free pill that vibrates to cure constipation (we honestly don't know how it works but it must feel like swallowing bees), a TN man uses a cat to attack officers that attempted to arrest him, a Brazilian Lawyer Doctor gets shot by his own gun due to an MRI (4 working theories ranking from Embarrassment, Final Destination, Vengeful Ghost, or Invisible Hit Squad...all equally valid), and WI woman that killed and dismembered her boyfriend attacks her lawyer (either helping or hurting her mentally incapable plea). And have we mentioned #FuckWendy's!
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| Butt Hole-in-One | 16 Feb 2023 | 01:28:26 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Japan cracking down on anime counterfeit illegal body pillow cover sales, the Royal Navy kinda mad about one of their nuclear subs being fixed with glue (Maybe it was Flex-Seal), Floridaman bites the head off of a python during a domestic disturbance (play our favorite Floridaman Game: Meth, Flakka or Bath Salts), and a Teen boy wanted to experiment and decided the best tool for the job as a golf ball and it didn't go well (Don't stick stuff up your butt that doesn't have a handle).
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| Radioactive Kangaroos | 09 Feb 2023 | 01:25:59 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fish using their owner's switch to steal their credit card information (also they are Streamers and can beat Pokemon), an Australian mining company losing radioactive materials somewhere over 1400km (definitely getting even scarier Australian animals from this), a Chicago woman is in trouble for stabbing 4 random people right after getting out on bail for stabbing a random person (if at first you don't succeed stab stab again), and tech company CEO is in hot water after quoting MLK in an email laying off 7% of their workforce (for doing such a good job and proving how good of a leader she is).
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| The Sobering Room | 02 Feb 2023 | 01:39:02 | |
On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: IN man gets a true Happy Meal when he receives $5 in his McDonald's bag (oddly suspect and no one seems to be asking any more questions), MODOT is claiming unborn baby is employee to try to avoid lawsuit (apparently you can have more work experience than life experience), PA man threatens to blow up a courthouse and eat a sheriff (not even at a courthouse or talking to a sheriff we don't know why he even mentioned it), KS man is shot in the back by a dog (apparently not in his truck, not his dog, not his gun, not his day...Also there was a witness that was equally unhelpful. Pretty sure its a K9 assassin), Canadian Woman is suing arena for getting drunk and blowing up houses after crashing and causing $15Million in damage (Yeah it is that crazy!). Also Kyle has a brand new exciting and terrible business proposition; are you willing to invest in a mandatory and involuntary Sobering Room to be installed in all bars in America? Yeah didn't think so!
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