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"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07

We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti 

If you just want to hear us talk about housewives, please see the timestamps. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 2
This could have been 1 part..

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E16
.. We thought it would be impossible for this trip to get any worse.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06
Amanda needs to go. 

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07
... about those captions.. **The actual caption will be read.. uncensored*

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:14:15
RHOSLC: 00:14:15 - 00:24:12
RHOP: 00:24:12 - 00:40:45
RHOBH: 00:40:45 - 00:51:59
VPR: 00:51:59 - 01:05:14 
F*MARRYKILL: 01:05:14 - END

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"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1
This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E14
No water?! Absolutely not!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E05
Jennifer Tilly, a national treasure. 

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E06
Angelica... just no.

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:06
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:06 - 00:20:56
RHOSLC: 00:20:56 - 00:38:12
RHOP: 00:38:12 - 00:54:00
RHOBH: 00:54:00 - 01:09:44
VPR: 01:09:44 - 01:25:28 
F*MARRYKILL: 01:25:28 - END

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"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17
A fitting end to a good season. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07
Ok, Bronwyn has won us over. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E05
SNORE

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E04
Who doesn't love a bunk bed?

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:10 - 00:13:27
RHOC: 00:13:27 - 00:34:03
RHOSLC: 00:34:03 - 00:54:59
RHONY: 00:54:59 - 01:08:02
RHOP: 01:08:02 - 01:18:45
F*MARRYKILL: 01:18:45 - END

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“Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03

Mention It All:
Andddd another racist… the joy 
Schwartz and Katie’s house is for sale, who is going to the open house?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E06:
We missed Mama Joyce!
 
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E06:
Cue the downfall of our favs…

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E03:
Two words, french fries. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:42
MENTION IT ALL:   00:06:42 -> 00:20:29
RHOA: 00:20:29 -> 00:42:21
RHOBH: 00:42:21 -> 01:12:22
RHOD: 01:12:22 -> 01:29:35
Outro: 01:29:35 -> End

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“94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02

Mention It All:
Dorinda vs. Vicki
About that police report…

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E05:
WTF is Drew’s company?!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E05:
RIP Lois ❤️

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E02:
Happy Thanksgiving!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:07
MENTION IT ALL:   00:07:07 -> 00:13:45
RHOA: 00:13:45 -> 00:38:11
RHOBH: 00:38:11 -> 01:01:02
RHOD: 01:01:02 -> 01:16:22
Outro: 01:16:22 -> End

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“Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01

Mention It All:
F you Patrick Somers.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E04:
We support you Crystal!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E01:
It is finally here!! And we are on opposite sides?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:12
MENTION IT ALL:   00:09:12 -> 00:20:37
RHOA: 00:20:37 -> 00:45:23
RHOBH: 00:45:23 -> 01:18:02
Outro: 01:18:02 -> End

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“And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03

❤️ Uvalde ❤️
Our hearts, prayers and thoughts go out to you. ❤️
If you would like to donate, here are a couple links =)  
Together Rising
Everytown

Mention It All:
Jax and Brittany, you never fail to prove how horrible you really are.
Caroline vs. Teresa 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E04:
What in the condo?  

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E03:
La Quinta … again

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:59
MENTION IT ALL:   00:07:59 -> 00:19:50
RHOA: 00:19:50 -> 00:47:04
RHOBH: 00:47:04 -> 01:18:29
Outro: 01:18:29 -> End

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“Go Small Breast Her” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 2, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 3, RHOA S14 E03, & RHOBH S12 E02

Mention It All:
So that’s why Traci was CUT out of the THREE PART reunion..
Erika vs. Bethenny

Summer House S06 REUNION PART 2:
Still… Paige, what is your issue?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3:
In Andy’s words, “SHUTUP!’

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E03:
Happy Birthday Brooklyn! 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E02:
Happy Birthday Harry

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:07
MENTION IT ALL:   00:08:07 -> 00:18:26
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:18:26 -> 00:32:56
RHONJ: 00:32:56 -> 00:46:40
RHOA: 00:46:40 -> 01:08:11
RHOBH: 01:08:11 -> 01:27:38
Outro: 01:27:38 -> End

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“Gaslighter & Dumpsterfire” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 1, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S14 E02, & RHOBH S12 E01

Mention It All:
Jen.. you called Dolores a jerk?..
Craig was thrown out of Amanda & Kyle’s wedding for..

Summer House S06 REUNION PART 1:
Paige… Paige… what is your issue?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
Mirror Mirror ::vomit::

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E02:
SWEATY TAINT…… WE CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH WE HATE YOU ENOUGH 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E01:
Dorit is one of the strongest women on Bravo, for sure!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
MENTION IT ALL:   00:04:44 -> 00:10:08
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:08 -> 00:24:45
RHONJ: 00:24:45 -> 00:38:54
RHOA: 00:38:54 -> 01:02:17
RHOBH: 01:02:17 -> 01:34:07
Outro: 01:34:07 -> End

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“L’ Impossible” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E14, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 1, & RHOA S14 E01

Mention It All:
This Ultimate Girls Trip 2 Trailer IS EVERYTHING.
And some tea on some VPR ladies. 

Summer House S06 E14:
What a bore of a season finale.  It would have been nice to see more of Kyle and Amanda’s wedding.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1:
CHAOS, pure and utter chaos. 
Man Teresa, we tried, but we can no longer call ourselves fans 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E01:
It is so nice having these ladies back on our screen, we missed you!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:33
MENTION IT ALL:  00:06:33 -> 00:16:20
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:16:20 -> 00:31:44
RHONJ: 00:31:44 -> 00:55:11
RHOA: 00:55:11 -> 01:27:33
Outro: 01:27:33 -> End

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“We ARE BACK, But WTF Was That?!” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E12 & 13, RHOC Reunion Part 1 & 2 RHONJ S12 E12 & 13

Mention It All:
Well, Sweet James had something to say.

Summer House S06 E12 & 13:
It's Prom night 2022 and the rose colored glasses are off.

Real Housewives of Orange County REUNION PART 1 & 2:
SNORE

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E12 & 13:
STOP SINGING!
Stop talking about Teresa and Louie.
Why did this end in Nashville again?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:42
MENTION IT ALL:  00:06:42 -> 00:12:23
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:12:23 -> 00:47:38
RHOC: 00:47:38 -> 01:04:56
RHONJ: 01:04:56 -> 01:28:48
Outro: 01:28:48 -> End

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The Second Honorable Housemate: Andrea Denver of Summer House & Winter House!

We CANNOT tell you guys how excited we were to record and share this episode with you! If you have listened to us before, you already know we are huge Andrea Denver fans, and this only solidified that.  

We got to chat about everything, ranging from the previous reality shows he has been on, like Celebrity Big Brother and The Circle, to his experiences in the US & NYC (cough cough, JLo & T.Swift)!  And of course we couldn't not bring up Winter House season 1.    

Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with us Andrea! It was such a pleasure speaking with you and finding out more about who you are and your experiences. We absolutely adore you, you are a friend of the pod and honorable Housemate for life, and we can't wait to chat with you again! 

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“Two words, TOMMY KNOCKER” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E11, RHOC S16 E17, RHONJ S12 E11

Mention It All:
If you have also watched the Ultimatum, let us know!
We would like to see this Vanderpump Valley, what about you?

Summer House S06 E11:
Can we join this Bonfire feast and avoid all the Lindsay drama? Cause… girl..

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E17:
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?! Thank god it’s over!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E11:
Welcome to Nashville 😂

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:59
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:59 -> 00:22:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:22:15 -> 00:57:09
RHOC: 00:57:09 -> 01:14:54
RHONJ: 01:14:54 -> 01:44:10
Outro: 01:44:10 -> End

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"Gangstas & Alcohol" RHOC S18 E16, RHOSLC S05 E06, RHONY S15 E04, & RHOP S09 E03

Make sure your voice is heard and go vote! 
Find out where to vote near you here: www.vote.org

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E16:
We get it, Tamara and Heather are the mean girls.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E06:
Mob Wives Anniversary party

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E04:
Pigeons and Hamptons

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E03:
GNA or GFO?

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:13:49
RHOC: 00:13:49 - 00:29:56
RHOSLC: 00:29:56 - 00:42:18
RHONY: 00:42:18 - 01:02:09
RHOP: 01:02:18 - 01:19:10
F*MARRYKILL: 01:19:10 - END

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“What the Fck Just Happened?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E10, RHOC S16 E16, RHONJ S12 E10

Mention It All:
That RHOBH trailer!!...
Just a Reddit opinion we agree with about Melissa Gorga’s storyline 

Summer House S06 E10:
So many things are happening, and we aren’t just talking about the hurricane 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E16:
Noella. You. Are. The. Worst.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E10:
Happy Birthday Marge Sr.! Melissa, you are the worst.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:22 -> 00:21:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:21:15 -> 00:53:54
RHOC: 00:53:54 -> 01:14:05
RHONJ: 01:14:05 -> 01:38:12
Outro: 01:38:12 -> End

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“Ferragosto & Softball” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E09, RHOC S16 E15, RHONJ S12 E09

Mention It All:
So we can admit when we are a bit too naive, but please tell us we aren’t the only ones!
And OMG, Dubai.

Summer House S06 E09:
No one makes Andrea cry & goes after Danielle in the same night and gets away with it!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E15:
Things happened, we hate Noella, nothing new. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E09:
WE WERE ON TV!!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:38 -> 00:19:23
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:23 -> 00:52:31
RHOC: 00:52:31 -> 01:07:30
RHONJ: 01:07:30 -> 01:37:58
Outro: 01:37:58 -> End

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“F*** Austen” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E14, RHONJ S12 E08

Mention It All:
We have heard the news, and we need to talk about RHONY.

Summer House S06 E08:
The title of the episode explains it all.  Fu** you Austen! 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E14:
I’m sorry, I fell asleep, what happened?

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E08:
Constructive conversations and Teresa flipping out, what a good episode. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:43
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:43 -> 00:15:51
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:51 -> 00:52:53
RHOC: 00:52:53 -> 01:06:00
RHONJ: 01:06:00 -> 01:33:38
Outro: 01:33:38 -> End

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“Rhyming Text Messages of Death” - RHOSLC REUNION PART 1, 2 & 3, RHOC S16 E13, RHONJ S12 E07

Mention It All:
Thanks to the podcast SUP for this tea about Brittany, her mom and Jax!
Luann… off the wagon we see.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 1, 2 & 3:
THANK GOD IT’S OVER!
This reunion was just everyone against Lisa and let’s not actually talk about the crime.  

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E13:
Parties and Parties and Parties.   

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E07:
Can we please talk about something other than Teresa & Louie, and Jen & Bill?! My god!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:08
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:08 -> 00:20:40
RHOSLC: 00:20:40 -> 00:37:57
RHOC: 00:37:57 -> 00:56:41
RHONJ: 00:56:41 -> 01:22:452
Outro: 01:22:452 -> End

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We are so excited to share our interview with the amazing, Tanya Bardsley of The Real Housewives of Cheshire!  

We want to say thank you x100 to Tanya for taking the time to speak to us!  We had so much fun chatting about housewives, what life is like being on the Real Housewives of Cheshire and just learning more about Tanya herself.  

This had to be one of our favorite episodes to record and we hope you all enjoy this as much as we did! 

Thank you again Tanya, you are friend of the pod, an honorable Housemate, and we cannot wait to have you on again! 

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“A Glass of Vino” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E12, RHONJ S12 E06

Mention It All:
Rina, are you really that tone deaf?
We have the tea on Yolanda Hadid & Zayn Malik.. And while it is not confirmed, if it is true.. OOF it’s piping hot tea.

Summer House S06 E08:
Austen Kroll is now KROLL THE TROLL. 
Ciara & Lindsay, you both are way too beautiful and amazing to be fighting over him!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E12
::Yawn:: Heather and Gina are in NY and the ladies cook.  That’s it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E06:
It’s all about the men.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:24
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:24 -> 00:13:37
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:13:37 -> 00:48:03
RHOC: 00:48:03 -> 01:00:16
RHONJ: 01:00:16 -> 01:34:44
Outro: 01:34:44 -> End

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“Let’s Go Eat A Bagel” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E07, RHOC S16 E11, RHONJ S12 E05

Mention It All:
What’s that about Katie And Schwartz?
Oh Texas.. Oh Florida.. How you always disappoint.

Summer House S06 E07:
To quote Larissa from ‘90 Day Fiance’ & the meme “Who is against the queen will die!”
**cough cough Kyle**

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E11:
Dr. Malpractice - aka Dr. Jen, you are WAY to drunk. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E05:
Louie, you.. piece of … ….., let’s just say you have earned yourself a nickname.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:29
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:29 -> 00:19:35
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:35 -> 00:49:28
RHOC: 00:49:28 -> 01:09:26
RHONJ: 01:09:26 -> 01:35:12
Outro: 01:35:12 -> End

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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04

Mention It All:
Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH?
David is a great guy, but we all knew that.

Summer House S06 E06:
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04:
Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:10:42
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:42 -> 00:37:01
RHONJ: 00:37:01 -> 01:02:18
Outro: 01:02:18 -> End

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“Been There Done That” 

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S02 E21
Thank god we made it to the - incredibly underwhelming and boring -season finale.  

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:53
RHOSLC: 00:06:53 -> 00:36:35
Outro: 00:36:35 -> end

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“Why is the Fridge Beeping?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E05, RHOC S16 E10, RHONJ S12 E03

Mention It All:
New lawsuit against Erika Jane!
WE HAVE THE TEA ABOUT DR. JEN.. AND IT IS HOT!

Summer House S06 E04:
THIS! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE & FRANCHISE. The way this conversation was handled was **chef’s kiss** perfect!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E10:
Microdosing, divorce, and pride!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E03:
We cannot choose between Dolores and Jackie, please don’t ask us to.  

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:14:17
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:17 -> 00:40:37
RHOC: 00:40:37 -> 00:55:28
RHONJ: 00:55:28 -> 01:20:09
Outro: 01:20:09 -> End

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"Friendship F*KR" RHOC S18 E14, RHOSLC S05 E04, RHONY S15 E02, & RHOP S09 E01

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E14
Boat rides and selfishness.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E04
Curling, beer caves, regal beer and drag shows.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E02
Scientology and Bitcoin .. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E01
2 DUIs, and 13 indictment?! 

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:03:35
MENTION IT ALL - 00:03:35 - 00:09:10
RHOC - 00:09:10 - 00:26:41
RHOSLC - 00:26:41 - 00:45:54
RHONY - 00:45:54 - 01:04:12
RHOP - 01:04:12 - 01:17:40
F*MARRYKILL - 01:17:40 - END

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Hello Housemates!!! 
We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!!

This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =) 

Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love! 

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“Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02

Mention It All:
So about this RHOBH, Kathy Hilton/Lisa Rinna drama…

Summer House S06 E04:
Luke is back! Danielle is our sprit animal and we are HERE for Hot Hub Summer!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E09:
:::yawn::: We hate Noella.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E02:
We are team Gia, not sorry.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:15:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:38 -> 00:44:16
RHOC: 00:44:16 -> 01:00:47
RHONJ: 01:00:47 -> 01:28:09
Outro: 01:28:09 -> End

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“This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20

Is it just us or is this season lasting FOREVER! 

And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants!

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
RHOSLC: 00:04:44 -> 00:40:46
Outro: 00:40:46 -> end

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“Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01

Mention It All:
I mean, did we really think Teddy was going to last on Celebrity Big Brother after this?
Luke had some words about Paige.

Summer House S06 E02:
Really Craig, with the gaslighting? Andrea we love you!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E08:
This is all Robert, Jess can’t take this season anymore.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E01:
NEW JERSEY IS BACK AND WE ARE PUMPED!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:11:41
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:11:41 -> 00:41:54
RHOC: 00:41:54 -> 00:54:36
RHONJ: 00:54:36 -> 01:24:34
Outro: 01:24:34 -> End

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“You Smell Like Horse” - Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S02 E19

Happy Lunar New Year!!!

Ok, so this episode started out as a canter and ended in a gallop.
No one needed, or wanted this story line about Meredith’s father.. and MARY GO HOME.

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:10:43
RHOSLC: 00:10:43 -> 00:43:46
Outro: 00:43:46 -> end

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“Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02

Mention It All:
Lisa Barlow’s hot mic spoiler!
About ‘she who must not be named’ live on Instagram..

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 and 2:
Well that reunion was better than we expected. 

Summer House S06 E02:
Fourth of July Parties are BACK and we love it!! 

* sponsored by Loverboy.... JKJK! .. but Kyle if you are reading this....

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:18:45
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:18:45 -> 00:52:02
VPR: 00:52:02 -> 01:32:04
Outro: 01:32:04 -> End

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“That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01

Mention It All:
So about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jennie…

Vanderpump Rules S09 E15:
Thank god this is the season finale!
Scheana and Brock you are both the absolute worst and SO meant to be.

Real Housewives of the OC S16 E07:
Why are we supposed to like Noella again?
Emily you are hilarious!

Summer House S06 E01:
Oh it feels so good to cover this show!!
We cannot wait to get into all the toxic relationships, the drama, and emotional roller coasters that this season has in store!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:47
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:47 -> 00:25:21
VPR: 00:25:21 -> 00:40:04
RHOC: 00:40:04 -> 01:01:08
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:01:08 -> 01:32:16
Outro: 01:32:16 -> End

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“Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17

It’s time to engage because honestly, what ARE you all doing there if you can’t get along?!

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:37
RHOSLC: 00:04:37 -> 00:52:15
Outro: 00:52:15 -> end

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“Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14

Mention It All:
Those RHOSLC reunion looks….
And our SUMMER HOUSE thoughts before the new season starts!

VPR S09 E14:
We don’t want to watch this anymore.

RHOC S16 E06:
Nothing will ever beat the sub in the sauna.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:19 -> 00:28:58
VPR: 000:28:58 -> 00:51:00
RHOC: 00:51:00 -> 01:22:51
Outro: 01:22:51 -> End

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"You Do What with a Tampon?!" RHOC S18 E13, RHOSLC S05 E03, & RHONY S15 E01

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E13
We are DONE Alexis! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E03
Ali-ba-ba

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E01
RHONY is back! 

TIMESTAMPS
INTRO
00:00:00 - 00:05:04
MENTION IT ALL
00:05:58 - 00:09:56
RHOC - 00:09:56 - 00:26:22
RHOSLC - 00:26:22 - 00:39:39
RHONY - 00:39:39 - 00:58:06
F*MARRYKILL - 00:28:06 - END

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“I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14 , E15, & E16

We missed Salt Lake nights. <3

Mary.. GO F OFF, and we can’t believe it, but we are team Lisa 

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHOSLC: 00:01:10 -> 01:02:43
Outro: 01:02:43 -> end

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“Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13

Happy New Year Housemates!! We are so happy to be back!

VPR S09 E11 & E13:
This is getting very very boring…
James, you are the worst.  And Brock you have no class.

RHOC S16 E04 & E05:
It’s episode 5 and we are already tired of Noella and this story line..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:24
VPR: 00:16:24 -> 00:48:29
RHOC: 00:48:29 -> 01:21:53
Outro: 01:21:53 -> End

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“Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11

Mention it all:
Major RHOBH rumor?!?! What could it be?

RHOC S16 E03:
We are not Noella fans.

VPR S09 E11:
We love you Ariana.. But we cannot stand Sandoval…

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:00
Mention it all: 00:06:00  -> 00:13:35
VPR: 00:13:35 -> 00:42:09
RHOC: 00:42:09 -> 01:00:12
Outro: 01:00:12 -> End

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“Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13

Mary’s got a nickname! .. And so does her house/closet..
Lisa, it’s time to take some accountability, should we introduce you to Teddy Gnatencamp?

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:13
RHOSLC: 00:07:13 -> 00:49:23
Outro: 00:49:23 -> end

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“Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07

Mention it all:
Someone from RHOBH is getting demoted?!
Will LaLa come back if VPR gets renewed?

RHOC S16 E02:
This is what Housewives is supposed to be.  

VPR S09 E10:
Ok, so this wasn’t the worst episode.  

RHUGT Day 7:
We are so sad to see this end.  Love you ladies!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:55
Mention it all: 00:01:55  -> 00:08:22
RHOC: 00:08:22 -> 00:39:16
VPR: 00:39:16 -> 01:06:21
RHUGT: 01:06:21 -> 01:37:16
Outro: 01:37:16 -> End

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“Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12

Mary, you have earned yourself a nickname... now just what should it be?  Tell us what you think on our Instagram, @therealhousematesofnewyork and give us a follow. =)
And we love you Heather & Whitney! <3

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:20
RHOSLC: 00:07:20 -> 00:55:22
Outro: 00:55:22 -> end

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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06

Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)

RHOC S16 E01:
Our FANCY PANTS IS BACK!!!

RHUGT Day 6:
How is it almost over?!?!

Timestamps:
RHOC: 00:00:00 -> 00:26:55
RHUGT: 00:26:55 -> 00:46:43
Outro: 00:46:43 -> End

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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09

Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)

Mention it all:
Oof Noella, what a start.
Some Selling Sunset tea.

RHOP REUNION PART 4:
Andy.. DON’T DO THIS AGAIN! But ladies, congratulations on another successful season!

VPR S09 E09:
What is this blast from the past sh**?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:58
Mention it all: 00:05:58 -> 00:18:05
RHOP: 00:18:05 -> 00:36:19
VPR: 00:36:19 -> end

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“Sorry for the Grapes”  - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3

Mention it all -
TomTom on Winter House?
Please let this be Ramona’s swan song!

RHUGT Day 5:
Ramona is the ABSOLUTE WORST!

RHOP REUNION PART 3:
We see why this is 4 parts.. But it still didn’t have to be.   

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:02
Mention it all: 00:06:02 -> 00:10:55
RHUGT: 00:10:55 -> 00:48:56
RHOP: 00:48:56 -> 01:08:44
Outro: 01:08:44 -> end

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“Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

I would definitely not want to cook an egg for Mary... can you get a DUI for drunk dog sledding... and please also send us to the outer darkness if we ever end up in Mary’s bed! #chaos

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:03:37
RHOSLC: 00:03:37 -> 00:41:38
Outro: 00:41:38 -> end

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"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12
Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02
Ropes on ropes on ropes. 

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:05:58
MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:58 - 00:21:01
RHOC - 00:21:01 - 00:42:43
RHOSLC - 00:42:43 - 01:02:21
F*MARRYKILL - 01:02:21 - END

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“Third World Two”  - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04

Our dreams have FINALLY come true and we were given this gift from the Peacock gods.  Any Real Housewives fan understands the beauty that is Ultimate Girls Trip!
We love you all.. EXCEPT RAMONA.. No one likes you.

Key - Voldetwat = Ramona

Timestamps:
Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:00:57
Day 1: 00:00:57 -> 00:16:01
Day 2:  00:16:01 -> 00:35:25
Day 3: 00:35:25 -> 00:52:38
Day 4: 00:52:38 -> end

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“Toes for Nose”  - VPR S9E8, RHOP REUNION PART 2

Mention it all -
Stuart pled guilty!
Lala is bRand new.

Vanderpump Rules S09E08:
::yawn:: This needs to end.

RHOP REUNION PART 2:
Still saying .. this didn’t need to be 4 parts!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:43
Mention it all: 00:03:43 -> 00:12:02
VPR: 00:12:02 -> 00:36:21
RHOP: 00:36:21 -> 00:59:39
Outro: 00:59:39 -> end

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“Cheers to Vail” - RHOSLC S02 E10

Hands down .. BEST EPISODE OF HOUSEWIVES .. EVER.

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:37
RHOSLC: 00:06:37 -> 00:54:19
Outro: 00:54:19 -> end

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