We travel to Newcastle once again for the Castle Assault Warhammer tournament. Join us while we discuss our army lists, plus our plans to tackle our first round opponents.

Also featuring special guest Angus from the War Dollies podcast.

We've played a few games with the new rules so we share our thoughts and experience about the High Elves and Orc & Goblin armies.

Every question you ever wanted to ask about Panic tests!

After action report from Shirecon 2023!

Also: How and how not to play your Savage Orc army.

We draw the Game 1 matches for Shirecon Warhammer Fantasy 2023, and discuss the army lists submitted.

Tournament registration is here: https://www.shirecon.org/

We talk about the 8 lores of magic from the big red rulebook and share our experience and opinion on each spell.

Which spells are great value for money?

Which lores are our favourite?

Which spell does Alex think is the BEST spell in the entire game?

Which spells suck a million balls?

In this episode:

- The movement phase analysed in excruciating detail!

- How long does it really take to cross a river?

- All the different ways to manoeuvre a unit of infantry!

- Why you shouldn't put a fence in the middle of an open field!

- The many types of forests in the medieval world (true facts!)

We're back and we've played a few games with the new Old World rules!

We talk about our first impressions of the new rule set and we try to keep it positive!

We play Warhammer in the CanCon 2024 tournament.

Find out who cleaned up in their games, who took out the best painted army prize and who got thunderstopped into the dust!

Special thanks to the CanCon organisers for putting on a great event.

A review of the 6th edition Warhammer Armies Lizardmen book. Our longest episode yet!

We talk about:

1. Which character choices suck and which are totally overpowered!

2. Best magic item combos to supercharge your heroes.

3. What 3 things would Alex change about the book if he had the option?

We have a yarn about different strategies for building an army list.

Can a fenbeast regenerate in quicksand?

How many suits of magic armour can one guy wear simultaneously?

What's the world record for the most times buying a set of Tichi-Huichi's Raiders?

Tune in and find out!

We go to the Castle Assault tournament in Newcastle, NSW.

Hear about:

- The thrills

- The spills

- The political correctness of Chaos Hordes

- How cheap you could buy beer in the 1980s

- And much, much more!

We talk about the 6th Edition High Elf Army Book for a loooooong time!

Tune in to learn:

1. What's the origin of the Intrigue at Court rule?

2. Which troop type has no known use in the game?

3. Which magic item should you never leave home without?

Fear! Terror! Stupidity! and so much more!

Find out how we did at the last tournament, plus we talk about our upcoming narrative campaign.

In this episode:

- Results of the second battle in our campaign, where the dastardly Lizardmen brazenly attack the High Elf naval fleet

- Old White Dwarf reviews! Battle reports and articles from the distant past

We discuss the 6th Edition Warhammer Orcs & Goblins army book.

Find out:

- Best uses for different Warboss types

- Which magic items Alex believes are overcosted

- Advanced tactics for the use of Snotlings

- Did Frank really mow the lawns at his mum's house?

And much more!

In this episode we talk about the hired guns of the Warhammer World - Dogs of War!

Featuring special guest Mercenary General Angus of Tilea, who shares his many years of battlefield experience with the Dogs.

Join us as we discuss:

- Which units cost a ridiculous amount of points.

- Alex's first ever game of Warhammer (he didn't field Tichi-Huichi's raiders).

- More units which cost too many points.

- How and why Dogs of War are like Savage Orcs.

- Did we mention that a lot of the units cost a crazy amount of points?!

We revisit the City of the Damned!

Hear about all the funny/tragic ways our heroes have got themselves killed in our campaigns, our favourite weapon options, and the real cost of obtaining a Gromril Flail!

We have a chat about our experience at the Mordheim Australis event.

We also talk about Warhammer Skirmish, a great way to play fun, narrative games of Warhammer if you're short on time.

The all-conquering horde of Chaos sweeps down from the frigid northlands to destroy the world as we know it!

Can the forces of civilisation hold back the tide of destruction??

In this episode we have a read through the Storm of Chaos campaign book and discuss the special army lists and characters that we released for the event.

Hear about our experiences playing these lists (and against them!)

Ve talk about ze Vampire Counts army book, ah ah ah!

Join us as we make fun of foreign accents, discuss the vampire bloodlines, and talk about our favourite magic items (eg the Banner of DOOM, the Ring of DOOM, and the Book of DOOM!)

In this episode, we talk about the rules for Warhammer Siege!

Join us if you've ever wondered:

- What's the best way to build your castle?

- How many High Elves can you kill with a cauldron of boiling oil?

- How effective are castle battlements at keeping kroxigor alive? (Hint: not very)

We also review some of our favourite White Dwarf articles from way back when.

Dedicated to former White Dwarf editor and our childhood hero Paul Sawyer, who will be missed.

We're back with a chat about the White Dwarf update for the 6th edition Dark Elves Warhammer army book. Why did only one army get an update in White Dwarf? Tune in and find out!

Bonus features:

- We share some of our favourite old-school White Dwarf articles. - Alex gives us his latest excuse for losing our last battle.

- This time we turned off the air conditioner so you can't hear it buzzing in the background.

- And much more!

In this episode, we take you back to a time in the distant past where there were only about 6 official army books released, and everyone else had to use Ravening Hordes which came free with White Dwarf...

Then along came these updated army lists for Bretonnia and Lizardmen and suddenly those armies were playable again!

Remember the days when you could lose the Lady's blessing if you shot enemy knights, refused a challenge, or engaged in ungentlemanly smack talk during a battle.

Also we dredge up some old White Dwarf articles and talk about who won the quiz at the Warhammer World Grand Tournament, and just how lazy one Fat Bloke can be...

I'm seeing double! We review not one, but two Dwarf army books which were released during 6th Edition Warhammer.

We talk about Dwarf battle tactics and runic weapon combos. Also, nobody laughs at my 'short' and 'tall' puns.

Featuring special guest Nick the Longbeard!

Raaugh! The mighty forces of Chaos have at last been unleashed upon our unsuspecting listeners!

Arguably one of the most popular Warhammer armies, we sit down and talk about our own experiences battling for and against the Hordes of Chaos.

We talk about:

- Which are our favourite Chaos gods

- The weather forecast in Sydney

- Which magic spells can backfire on you

- How did Alex get his beard

And also: A funny story that Alex has been meaning to tell but you'll have to wait just a bit longer to hear it!

Merry Christmas! This is our wrap-up episode for 2025.

We answer some questions form listeners, and talk about some more of our favourite White Dwarf articles.

What's Christmas like in the Southern Hemisphere?

Did Vlad von Carstein ever have a legitimate claim to the Imperial Throne?

Why doesn't Frank roll for Intrigue at Court?

Join us and find out!

In this episode we go off topic a bit (very unusual for us!) and talk about some of our recent gaming adventures.

Hear out Tichi Huichi's attempted conquest of the known world, and Prince Caeladan's single-combat against every dwarf hero trying to capture his castle.

Also we discuss the Zombie Pirates army list! Conquer the New World with your own zombie regiment of renown. Also, just how stupid is Luthor Harkon?? (roll a d6 to find out!)

Raaugh! In this episode we discuss tactics for using monsters.

We also sing along to the monster mash for some reason.

Bonus material! - We discuss the "Full Tilt" rules for holding your own Warhammer jousting contest (What d'you want with jousting sticks?!) and some long lost tribes of the Ogre Kingdoms.

Plus some Warhammer trivia and the usual completely off-topic discussion!

In this episode we talk about our upcoming campaign, The Fall of Malko! This will be a map campaign based in the Border Princes using rules from the General's Compendium.

We also read some old White Dwarf articles, so tune in if you're interested in Inquisitor or levelling up your Chaos warband with Path to Glory.

In this episode we drink beers and talk about about how many bones are in the human body, why children's skulls look like aliens and creative ways to get your children's teeth to fall out without paying for the dentist.

We also talk briefly about Warhammer. Chariots feature prominently in many armies but are you making full use of these great assets?

Also featuring: Warhammer trivia, old White Articles and more!

In the grim darkness of the far future there is ONLY WAR!

We've brushed off our old models and had a few games of an oldie but a goodie, 3rd edition Warhammer 40,000. We talk about our games and how we started out armies, plus a few jokes as usual.

We also answer some listener questions, and read some old White Dwarf articles.