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Do you want some Skittles? Amanda and Eli have a lot of mouth sounds this week (so sorry about that) and have some questions for Melissa. Starting with- "Where have you been for the last 5 seasons?".

Amanda and Eli are speed running this episode, but only bc it's boring- not bc we don't love you!!!!

Amanda and Eli are here to let you know that using a porta-potty is the worst experience anyone can go through and that Mackenzie is the real victim of this episode.

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Everything is fine we just couldn’t make it happen this week!!!!!!!

Amanda and Eli talk about baseball, Michael Jackson, cinnamon, Bob the Tomato, and childhood trauma :)

WE'RE LITERALLY SO BACK IT'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! Amanda and Eli are back to the bullsh*t and have missed you so much!!!! <3

Talk soon :)

Amanda and Eli are back from vacations and ready to yell about Dance Moms!!

Maddie is going to the People's Choice Awards and Amanda and Eli are going insane :)

No episode next week- we're living life again!

Amanda and Eli are back and immediately arguing about some nonsense, if you can believe it!!

We’ll be back on the 10th for sure!!! We love you!!! 😘

Amanda and Eli get freaky with it and switch up the format!! Eli watches, Amanda listens/gets confused/interrupts him!!

Amanda and Eli are screaming about Jess (if you can believe that). Also, if you've been listening since Amanda took a break, you may be entitled to financial compensation!!!

Amanda and Eli are really trying, y'all. This show just sucks and so does Klay Thompson !!!!

More talk about Justin Bieber, a near death experience and this episode being LAME.

We have to talk about Justin Bieber in order to distract us from Jill. 🙄

Amanda and Eli would really like to remind y'all that Abby is about to go TO PRISON and that's the *actual* issue!!!!

Amanda is an internet sleuth and Eli gets an ear full about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And there's talk about Dance Moms in here somewhere, too!

Amanda and Eli descend into drunken chaos and they're taking you with them!!! Dance Moms responsibly!!!

Happy good luck on your finals and all the things!!! Thanks for a great Season 5!! Love y'all BAD.

Eli ruined my carpet and my floor in front of a live TV audience!!! 😱

Amanda and Eli are with you in spirit, even if you can't see us. We had camera issues, okay???

Hey, Kelani- what religion are you?

If you watched Glee, this is our "The Quarterback" episode. Also something weird happens at the end of the episode with the editing and I'm sorry about it!!!

Send Rachel a DM of love @little_tailor_thrift

Guys, gals, non binary pals, we have some news. See you in two weeks!!!! Luv ya!!

It's been a while since Amanda and Eli were joined by a guest, but this week we're taking it back to our roots. Please welcome to the stage, The Lump On Eli's Back!!!!! Let us know what to name it!!

Amanda saw Abby Lee Miller in a state of undress and we need to talk about it.

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WE MISSED Y'ALL BAD. We're happy to be back to yapping, but not happy to be yapping about ALM. Does that make sense?

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Amanda and Eli are taking a break for the month of December!! Enjoy spending time with the people you love, stay warm, stay safe, all the things. See you next year!!

Amanda and Eli talk about Abby most likely being on c*ke and this episode is hard to talk about, okay?? Abby is acting weird, right??

A(man)da is back at it once again with complaining about Jill. But Nia and Dr. Holly are being icons (as always), so there's always that.

Abby lost her passport lol

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Amanda has to let Eli know that Jess does, in fact, make some good points in this episode and that Dr. Holly is, in fact, still our queen (thank god).

Amanda and Eli are back and worse than ever!!!!!!!

The Dance Mom mean girl behavior will not be tolerated here. Jill, honey, stand up.

Also, no episode next week! Love ya, mean it!

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Amanda is really working on being an active listener, we promise!!!

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Amanda and Eli return to talk about Dr. Holly and Kendall being a pop star (allegedly).

Amanda makes Eli laugh so hard he almost has a cardiac event and there's a lot going on with Cathy and a sheet cake.

Amanda and Eli are here again talking about Cathy and Abby again. What a time to be alive!

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This is the real version of the episode, not that goofy little clip that I uploaded on accident. Amanda and Eli talk more about Drag Race and Nia being under more pressure than she should be- What else is new?

Love ya, mean it!!

Amanda explains to Eli an episode that honestly wasn't all that bad. Iggy is here, which is great and also we talk about Halloween costumes!

Amanda tries to explain Abby's logic to Eli and expresses concerns about the alliance forming between Holly and Jess. Also Iggy!!

Amanda explains the second installment of one of the most confusing episodes of Dance Moms to Eli while talking about getting mad h*es. Tell us what you think in the comments!!

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WE HAVE GOLDFISH.

Amanda and Eli talk about The Biggest Loser, Dr. Holly going sicko mode on Abby and how hiking is in tents.

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Amanda and Eli talk about Captain Crunch, Pamela Anderson, and why Jojo can't keep her mouth shut.

Take a shot every time Amanda rolls her eyes at Eli.

Amanda and Eli discuss the entrance of the inventor of gay pop and are also very sorry that Iggy isn't here.

Tell me your favorite flavor of Pop Tart and also if you know what the eff Dr. Holly is talking about.

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There's a lot of talk about hole.

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