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Molly and Danny RETURN! This time to discuss a series of Trix Cereal commercials. Well. More to discuss the marketing/mystery surrounding the commercials. They also celebrate The Weekenders finally coming to Disney Plus. And they try to remember the numbers of TV channels (no, really).

Fun awaits you in this all-new episode of The Pants Are Too Tight!

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Later Days (We stole that from The Weekenders).

The long-awaited return of The Pants Are Too Tight! You have been waiting for it? Right? Molly and Danny catch up on Disney World's Muppet-Destruction and Cars-Construction. They lament the loss of a beautiful culture, stumble upon a book-banning-weirdo, and recall obscure desktop games which only they seem to remember. Did you know Barbie is a Working Woman?! Like Charlotte Pickles.

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Molly and Danny ramble about a weird, kinda-creepy indoor theme park which they've never been to. Probably never will. Some it looks neat, but for the most part it's...well, listen to the episode. They also try to recall some Looney Tunes Theme Park Ephemera! Thrills, Chills, and Spills, baybeeeee!

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Molly and Danny Awake from their slumber to discuss the wonders of a pre-iPad-kid era. They reminisce about the joys and pains of portable physical media. They roll back the rock to the dawn of time--and discuss their lil Video Now players. And then, folks? They break away. Out of the darkness. And into the sun.

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Back. Again. Hooray. Molly and Danny talk about Scooby-Doo. Sometimes they just read Wikipedia to you. God, never invite these goobers to a party. Gonna turn it into the damn Wikipedia reading circle. Nerds.

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Molly and Danny once again prove that they know better than the Academy. Also--Spider-man corrections, a lot of Googling, and musical talk. What a wild ride, you guys. You guys. I love you, guys. For real. I mean it. Let's make a pact. Let's be blood brothers. Don't tell my mom. She'll make me get a tetanus shot.

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Molly and Danny catch up with each other. They take turns talking about their newest obsessions--cults and Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark. They also try to recall the fuzzy memories of their childhood toys.

Did you miss us? We missed us.

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Danny gets confused about the topic. Molly corrects him. They ramble--like always--about Jamie Lee Curtis. Then they delve into their favorite halloween specials. Spooky, am I right?

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Molly and Danny RETURN AGAIN. This time, to complain about Walt Disney World's 50th Anniversary. The good, the bad, and the very unimportant. It's The Pants Are Too Tight--at their whiniest.

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Molly and Danny return from yet another hiatus. This time to discuss their favorite (non-theme) songs from movies. Mostly they bicker about what counts as a theme song.

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We know the truth, Disney. You can't hide from us forever. Give Jamie Lee Curtis everything she wants, or we'll go public with this HOT GOSSIP. The government can't keep a lid on this frightening new episode of The Pants Are Too Tight!

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The pants--tight as they've ever been--RETURN! Molly and Danny get so distracted that they forget what the topic was supposed to be. Instead they spend their time discussing which four famous people they would invite to their dream dinner. Do you remember the IFC show Dinner for Five? Well, neither does Molly. But it's still fun to talk about. Oh, and it's a magic podcast now. Who are you inviting to dinner?

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They're the one hit wonders of cinema history. Those magical people with a single, memorable line, who stand out amidst the rest of a given film. Oh, also Danny and Molly talk about Christmas presents.

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Later Days (We stole that from The Weekenders).

In this special Christmas episode, Molly and Danny gush about the undeniable Christmas Classic, 2004's Christmas With The Kranks. They relish in its oddities, try to decipher its message, and give praise to their savior--Jamie Lee Curtis. Happy Holidays! Ignore your family and listen to this!

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There is nothing funny to say. These movies are perfect. You might hear Danny cry a little in this one. Here we go again--

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In this very laid back episode, Molly and Danny talk about Halloween candy. They explore the down-side of fun-sizes, the bitterness of old age, and they try a nasty new candy--live on air! Cue up some easy-listenin' music and enjoy.

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Racism, sexism, and those nasty-smelling rubber masks with the off-brand names! It's all discussed on this week's episode of The Pants Are Too Tight. During recording Molly was dressed as a vampire and Danny was dressed as sexy Elmo. Please keep that in mind. There'll be scary ghost stories--so listen up!

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Danny recommends horror movies that are safe for people who do not like horror movies. Molly is unnerved by his unending monologues. They discuss accidental pants-wetting, the lack of decent Rey costumes, and Buzz Lightyear's karate-chop action. This podcast has the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes!

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Molly and Danny play a guessing game. Molly complains about a movie, and Danny needs to figure out the movie based only on her issues with it. He gets SO ANGRY. Play along and scream at your speaker!

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Danny geeks out about obscure Austin Powers media. Molly tolerates it. They also launch a campaign to get Danny a job on an Austin Powers cartoon. No jokes here. MAKE IT HAPPEN. #Danny4Austin

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Aaaand I'm spent!

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Molly and Danny are back and better(?) than ever. They go through their scattered VeggieTales memories together, discuss religious education, and perform Mr. Lunt's cheeseburger love-ballad. They meander as often as they usually do. Fun!

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Molly and Danny recount the best movies that, "Totally don't count for real, okay." They cover continuity-challenged franchises like James Bond, Pirates of the Caribbean, and...Cars. Yeah, there's some Cars Talk. It's some important cinema!

Anyhow, enjoy the episode, and remember, "Just Say No To D-O!"

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Danny tortures Molly with an album that should've never escaped the vault. Also in today's episode: wistful words about the Warner Brothers Store, candy commercials, and Tweety Bird's hair loss.

Plus, Goofy is blue. Dabba dee, dabba die.

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That's All Folks!

Molly and Danny dive into a list of the 10 creepiest food mascots. They also spend an unreasonable amount of time talking about the Jonas Brothers. There's talk of murderous clowns, stop motion fruit, and attractive food thieves. Very attractive food thieves. Like...wow, come burgle my hams. Am I right, folks?

Enjoy this week's episode, but alas--no Chef tonight.

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Danny and Molly discuss the GREATEST FILM EVER MADE. Move over, Citizen Kane. Shove off, Vertigo. Suck it, Casablanca. That's right. They're talkin' about 1997's The Beautician and The Beast! Starring Fran Drescher--The Nanny herself. They laughed, they cried...it was better than Cats.

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Molly and Danny get very heated about NBC's PeacockTV streaming service. Then, they talk about the worst and best movies based on TV shows. They also incoherently pitch their own movie versions of TV shows. There is also some banter about Ratatouille. I can't wait for this episode to be adapted into a film itself.

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Molly and Danny update you on their previous topics, then they delve into the overly-strict-gendering of toys. They. Talk. About. TOYS. Not the real thing! Action figures! A child's play thing!

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In this episode Molly tells Danny all about the dark, disturbing history behind nursery rhymes. They get really gross/unpleasant. Also, Danny launches a war against Ryan Seacrest, and sings a lot.

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Today's unfocused episode involves Danny trying to tell Molly about the history of EPCOT's Journey Into Imagination. It detours into Chuck E. Cheese stories, lousy Batman episodes, and Promos for the WB network. There's tangents, detours, and a lot of Tony Baxter talk. It's a wild ride (although Mr. Toad's Wild Ride will be a different episode).

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Dramatic title, huh? In today's episode Molly and Danny talk about times when a celebrity's appearance breaks continuity in a fictional world. Topics include the Marvel Cinematic Universe, a whole lot Friends episodes, and a Paul-Rudd-focused oddity. Also in today's show, Danny gets too loud, and pitches a Home Alone Horror TV show.

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In an extra-long episode, Molly and Danny RANT about Disney's action remakes. They get kind of loud in this one. Topics include Lice-Removal, Broadway musical adaptations of movies, and...THE FUTURE! Grab a drink, strap in, and get ready to type some hate mail. It's an all new, Giant-Sized The Pants Are Too Tight!

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Danny and Molly discuss the abundance of streaming services. From big ones like Netflix to little ones like Boomerang. Also this episode: Molly threatens to murder Danny. Repeatedly.

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Danny and Molly Talk about movie scenes that should really be made into rides. Later, they discuss which rides should be adapted into movies. Topics include Monsters Inc, Neil Patrick Harris's evil Twin, and a horror film starring Figment.

NOTE: This episode has been re-uploaded to correct some audio glitches.

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In their very first episode Molly and Danny discuss that awkward time in every show's life--the beginning. Topics include disappearing characters, abandoned subplots, and a whole lot of trivia about Boy Meets World.

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