Explore every episode of the podcast The One Millionth Podcast
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Seismameter | 06 Feb 2024 | 00:56:13 | |
Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened. Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari? The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode. | |||
| C3PO’s Butthole | 04 Nov 2023 | 01:02:28 | |
Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode. | |||
| Spassm | 06 May 2023 | 01:02:32 | |
Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!! | |||
| Chubby Checker | 13 Oct 2020 | 00:47:22 | |
Chris and Andi talk nature docs and did you know Chubby Checker is still alive?
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| Dip Dip A Doo | 05 Oct 2020 | 00:49:10 | |
Chris won't ever date a bank teller and Andi details a slumber party mishap. | |||
| Milkin' For Blow | 28 Sep 2020 | 00:48:32 | |
Chris and Andi talk about home security and how to get drugs in Ireland's countryside. | |||
| Dukes of Hazzardeded | 21 Sep 2020 | 00:50:24 | |
Chris and Andi come up with new fantasy football team names and they (kind of) educate themselves on Tuberculosis. | |||
| All Boned Up | 14 Sep 2020 | 00:57:11 | |
Chris and Andi bring the haha's while the world burns around them. | |||
| Jimmy On The George | 08 Sep 2020 | 00:51:57 | |
Chris and Andi both did drive-ins full of dudes. | |||
| Farts and Girls and Stuff | 01 Sep 2020 | 00:47:21 | |
Chris and Andi get drunk. | |||
| And That's How I Got the Second Hole | 24 Aug 2020 | 00:44:41 | |
Chris and Andi are losing their minds in a heat wave. | |||
| The Duality of Man | 17 Aug 2020 | 01:07:16 | |
Chris and Andi talk about hallucinogenics... a lot. | |||
| Risky Jizzness | 10 Aug 2020 | 00:59:06 | |
Chris and Andi figure out why the f**k theres so many streets named Chevy Chase. | |||
| A Real Poo Done It | 15 Apr 2023 | 01:05:20 | |
Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole. | |||
| Gonna Lose That Deposit... | 03 Aug 2020 | 00:46:59 | |
Andi introduces Chris to the worst parts of Spiderman 3 and Chris has earthquake preparedness tips: you just gotta quick step it. | |||
| This Time... It's Personal | 28 Jul 2020 | 00:58:48 | |
Andi teaches Chris how to do a software update... tune in for more thrilling content! | |||
| Python F**k Ball | 20 Jul 2020 | 00:55:09 | |
Chris and Andi are being tested by Taco Bell. | |||
| Pube School | 13 Jul 2020 | 01:09:24 | |
Chris and Andi invite their hilarious cousins on to the pod to discuss The Dinner Party episode of The Office, followed by a heated debate on the Cyruses (Cyrus'? Who cares.) | |||
| Queefer Sutherland | 08 Jul 2020 | 00:57:41 | |
Mom and Dad join Chris and Andi on the pod... this oughta be good. | |||
| You’ve Got to Suss It | 30 Jun 2020 | 00:53:27 | |
Andi almost fell for a goof and Chris mispronounces Fauci like an idiot. | |||
| Cotton Candy Boogers | 23 Jun 2020 | 00:47:44 | |
Chris and Andi discuss great Father's Day gifts... you know, because Father's Day was yesterday. | |||
| The Big Yella | 15 Jun 2020 | 00:51:16 | |
Chris and Andi discuss shitty country songs they love and Dad's favorite sandwich. | |||
| Boctor Bugle | 08 Jun 2020 | 00:53:28 | |
Chris and Andi talk about their day, their month and even their year *clap clap clap* | |||
| I Like the Edge | 01 Jun 2020 | 00:52:37 | |
Recorded May 27th, 2020. We hope this can give you respite from the news for a moment. To our friends of color: We hear you. We stand with you. We will fight with you. #BLM | |||
| Family Nuts | 05 Apr 2023 | 00:55:55 | |
Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out. | |||
| We Always Come Back to Carradine | 26 May 2020 | 00:53:24 | |
Chris and Andi have a lot to say about dolls. | |||
| He Was a Nice Guy | 18 May 2020 | 00:58:14 | |
Chris and Andi discuss hot sammiches and how a glass factory is the best place to dispose of bodies. | |||
| Paula Deez Nuts | 11 May 2020 | 00:48:47 | |
Chris very recently learned that rice is good with Mexican food and Andi's eyes rolled so hard they fell out of her face. | |||
| Social Media Acumen | 04 May 2020 | 00:55:16 | |
Chris and Andi say some words and learn some others. Join them on this journey to nowhere. | |||
| Speaking of Seeing Dem Tiddies... | 27 Apr 2020 | 01:07:22 | |
Chris and Andi break down the difference between Karens and Janets... because honestly what the eff else is going on. Also their Dad can eat a butt.
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| Let Me Tell You Something About You That You Don't Know | 20 Apr 2020 | 00:54:37 | |
Okay okay OKAY! We admit it... DMB f**ks. | |||
| Backdoors of Yore | 13 Apr 2020 | 01:05:35 | |
No, those were not the exact words that came out of Chris' mouth, and yes, Andi writes these captions. | |||
| SOME RULES!!! | 06 Apr 2020 | 00:55:26 | |
Chris and Andi have been up to (war huh good god y'all what is it good for) absolutely nothing. | |||
| No Rules! | 30 Mar 2020 | 01:02:51 | |
Andi finally watched Shawshank Redemption and Chris really misses being inside Chipotle. | |||
| Spit Roasted by the Jo Bros. | 23 Mar 2020 | 00:50:07 | |
Chris and Andi wash their hands and stay inside. Be like Chris and Andi. | |||
| What Dat Mouf Do | 17 Mar 2023 | 01:02:05 | |
Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there. | |||
| Hard Milk | 16 Mar 2020 | 00:50:36 | |
Chris and Andi start a multi-million dollar idea company. They're idea guys now. | |||
| Hidden Valley Mouthwash | 09 Mar 2020 | 00:59:21 | |
Chris struggled with an old XBox, Andi went on a neat distillery tour and they both tell more drug stories. | |||
| We Need to Leave This Denny's | 02 Mar 2020 | 01:01:12 | |
Chris hates geometry and Andi got a bidet... or as Chris calls them "asshole washers". | |||
| What a Mesh | 24 Feb 2020 | 01:06:01 | |
Chris and Andi learn a lot about vaginal mesh. | |||
| Hamsterdam | 17 Feb 2020 | 00:59:56 | |
It was a long week without football but luckily the XFL is here... and we announce the fan name winners! | |||
| Kreeve | 10 Feb 2020 | 00:57:52 | |
The Chiefs won the mother f**king Super Bowl! | |||
| Point of Know Return | 03 Feb 2020 | 00:57:29 | |
Good luck with this one, folks. | |||
| Thanks for My Butthole! | 27 Jan 2020 | 01:11:11 | |
Chris spent the weekend in America's wang and Andi met The Fonz. | |||
| I'm Full of Peanut Butter, Like an Idiot | 20 Jan 2020 | 01:09:03 | |
Chris and Andi redecorate Chris' living room and you can't see what they're doing... you'll love it. | |||
| Pineapple and Ham | 06 Jan 2020 | 01:08:44 | |
Chris and Andi tell stories from the holiday break and even sing some snappy tunes along the way. | |||
| Dude Soup | 08 Mar 2023 | 01:01:19 | |
Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross. | |||
| Circumstantial Vomit | 23 Dec 2019 | 01:10:55 | |
Chris nearly throws up from words and Andi’s frontal lobe is out of the office. | |||
| Christmas is Nigh | 16 Dec 2019 | 01:02:33 | |
Chris and Andi found the perfect Christmas sweater for your grandma and they discuss the hottest new video game. | |||
| Helsinki Syndrome | 09 Dec 2019 | 01:03:57 | |
Chris and Andi learn some basic geography and Chris is reckless with his laser eyes. | |||