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| 43 – Kiss Me Under The Turkey | 01:24:50 | ||
DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!
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| 36 – Smooch My Gooch | 01:33:31 | ||
Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door.
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| 57 – Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby! | 01:19:34 | ||
Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams.
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| 23 – Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo | 01:25:57 | ||
This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.
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| 54 – Keep An Eye Out For An Ear | 01:49:51 | ||
It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED!
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| 02 – Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee? | 00:59:48 | ||
In this Noise Hole we've got:
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| 39 – Professor Time Problem | 01:05:53 | ||
This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs.
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| 09 – Aerosmith In A Denny’s | 01:05:04 | ||
Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then:
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| 33 – John Lennon’s Lethal Nipples | 01:15:21 | ||
What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois!
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| 25 – A Little More Rainbow In Your Life Can’t Really Hurt, Can It? | 01:32:06 | ||
Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs!
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| 48 – Some Kind Of Noise Boi | 01:35:28 | ||
Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole.
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| 52 – Bernie Bear and BlooBloo | 00:57:59 | ||
Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time.
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| 04 – Hey Ho, Let’s Go! | 00:50:11 | ||
This week we got:
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| 45 – I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else | 01:26:05 | ||
It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois!
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| 11 – Wolfgang Van Halen Is A Fancy Boy | 00:54:16 | ||
Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like:
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| 41 – The Puckered Tight Power Hour | 01:19:35 | ||
Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down!
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| 59 – God Baked Rock and Roll For You | 01:13:54 | ||
After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!
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| 37 – QWERTY Squirty | 01:29:05 | ||
This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs.
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| 15 – Jazz Sucks | 01:31:12 | ||
Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!” This week:
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| 34 – Fish Hooked By Hummus Dildos | 01:38:50 | ||
Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty little drum goblin.
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| 56 – A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth) | 01:24:28 | ||
Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth!
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| 55 – Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice! | 01:18:56 | ||
This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.
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| 14 – The Earth Is A Fat Square | 01:09:02 | ||
Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice. Here’s the playlist:
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| 53 – Filipino Cave Terror Noises | 01:25:18 | ||
The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.
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| 07 – I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg | 01:26:53 | ||
Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for:
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| 49 – The Beverly WhoBillies | 01:33:25 | ||
The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.”
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| 51 – Brown Egg Brian | 01:34:27 | ||
Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice.
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| 05 – The World Is A Trash Hole | 01:07:00 | ||
Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got:
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| 47 – Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham | 01:23:56 | ||
There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride!
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| 12 – Slayer Pizza | 01:14:26 | ||
In this episode:
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| 46 – Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums | 01:35:30 | ||
This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart!
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| 3 – Burnt Cookies and Broken Hearts | 00:46:47 | ||
Cram this in your Noise Hole:
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| 44 – Best Of The Post Show 2019 | 01:46:45 | ||
It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is money. Patreon.com/NoiseHole !!!
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| 16 – Dear Dick Doc | 01:08:14 | ||
We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for you. This week:
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| 42 – Büsker Dü | 01:11:10 | ||
It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again.
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| 01 – Hotdog Brexit | 01:07:12 | ||
In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about:
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| 40 – Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous | 00:56:06 | ||
Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist.
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| 10 – Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig | 00:51:42 | ||
Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive.
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| 38 – No Country For Old Trent | 01:36:33 | ||
Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.
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| 58 – Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount) | 01:29:06 | ||
Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T!
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| 22 – America’s A Fuckboi | 01:26:13 | ||
Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it.
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| 26 – I Like Beans. Yes I do. | 01:17:36 | ||
Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.”
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| 35 – I’m Sick To Death of All These Rockers | 01:24:52 | ||
Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit The Hole today, no thanks to GARY!
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| 24 – God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs | 01:10:18 | ||
This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!
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| 08 – Cowboy Corpse | 01:18:47 | ||
In this episode:
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| 27 – Double Vaginal Double Dallas Page | 01:31:51 | ||
This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, so you don’t have to choose which part is right for you. Both parts are right.
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| 17 – A Higher Brown | 01:14:23 | ||
Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION! This week we've got:
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| 13 – Lemmy’s Retro Rundown | 01:06:06 | ||
It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with:
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| 06 – A Cold Shit At Midnight | 01:14:42 | ||
Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois!
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| 50 – The Best Of The Noise Hole | 02:33:33 | ||
It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!
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