Explore every episode of the podcast The NearlyMen
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 58. One thing we've learnt from every Premier League club! | 15 sept. 2026 | 01:29:46 | |
John and Ollie are back to discuss what we’ve learnt from every Premier League team so far in the 2026/27 season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 57. Joachim Andersen: South vs West London, Michael Olise and playing under the world’s best? | 03 sept. 2026 | 00:16:59 | |
John and Ollie are joined by Fulham and Crystal Palace legend Joachim Andersen to discuss the big game, his love of fashion, and which part of London is BEST! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 56. Miniminter Predicts the Premier League! | 28 août 2026 | 00:52:06 | |
John and Ollie are joined by Simon (Miniminter) from The Sidemen as he predicts the 2026/27 Premier League table! Follow for Weekly Episodes Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 55. One player we want to succeed from every club! | 25 août 2026 | 01:38:08 | |
John and Ollie are back to discuss one player from every Premier League team they want to see have a successful season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 54. Our Final Premier League 2026/27 Predictions! | 18 août 2026 | 01:20:59 | |
John and Ollie sit down to predict the full Premier League table for the 2026/27 season, with some seriously hot takes along the way! Our FPL Code: 9v05td Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 53. Our HOT TAKES for the 26/27 Premier League season! | 11 août 2026 | 01:25:15 | |
DOWNLOAD LEBOM HERE: https://www.lebom.app/ Ollie and John rank their takes from coldest to hottest ahead of the upcoming Premier League season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 52. One thing every Premier League team needs before the start of the season! | 04 août 2026 | 01:24:09 | |
John and Ollie are back to discuss the one thing every Premier League club needs before the start of the season, predict the first manager to be sacked, and, of course, superheroes! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 51. The transfer window is about to EXPLODE! | 28 juil. 2026 | 01:13:42 | |
John and Ollie are back to discuss Fabrizio Romano’s Twitter beef, Pep Guardiola’s office auction, and round up the latest transfer window stories. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 50. Our Alternative World Cup Awards 2026! | 21 juil. 2026 | 01:23:31 | |
Ollie (TalkCPFC) is joined by Amy (AmyRoseFinley) to hand out their 2026 World Cup awards - including the most embarrassing moment, best aesthetic, and of course, funniest meme of the tournament! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 49. England World Cup Review! | 14 juil. 2026 | 01:21:05 | |
Ollie is back alongside John as the lads catch up on his time away in the USA, England’s win over Norway, and their upcoming World Cup semi-final against Argentina. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 48. Players who STILL have a point to prove at this World Cup… | 07 juil. 2026 | 01:08:30 | |
John (JCC) is joined by Jamie Boyce (Jamie Talks) to break down England’s win over Mexico and create their list of players who still need to prove themselves at this year’s World Cup. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| BONUS EPISODE: Reacting to England winning against DR Congo | 02 juil. 2026 | 00:29:03 | |
John and Ollie discuss England’s Round of 32 win over DR Congo and preview their upcoming World Cup clash with Mexico. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 47. Predicting the World Cup Knockout Games! w/ Zac Djellab | 30 juin 2026 | 01:12:40 | |
John is joined by Zac Djellab to react to Scotland’s World Cup exit, question Algeria’s suspicious draw with Austria, and predict every Round of 32 tie! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 46. Which Player is the Biggest World Cup 'Nearlyman'? | 23 juin 2026 | 00:58:59 | |
With Ollie away, John is joined by James Allcott and Joe Thomlinson to discuss vlogging at football matches, England's upcoming clash with Ghana, and the biggest Nearlymen of the World Cup so far! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 45. What did we learn from England beating Croatia? | 18 juin 2026 | 00:34:18 | |
John and Ollie sit down to discuss England's win over Croatia, round up the opening World Cup group-stage fixtures, and chat whether it's finally coming home. Follow for Weekly Episodes Email us: Nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 44. Will England Win the World Cup? | 16 juin 2026 | 01:07:32 | |
John and Ollie sit down to discuss the opening weekend of the World Cup, discuss England's group stage chances, and of course... power washing! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 43. Predicting who will WIN the World Cup! | 09 juin 2026 | 00:59:42 | |
John and Ollie are back to predict the 2026 World Cup, discuss England's chances in the tournament, and reminisce about tournaments gone by! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 42. ChrisMD predicts the World Cup! | 02 juin 2026 | 01:20:32 | |
John and Ollie are joined by ChrisMD to discuss Arsenal's recent Champions League final defeat, KSI leaving the Sidemen, and England's chances at the 2026 World Cup! FIND MYSTERY FOOTBALL SHIRTS HERE: https://mysteryshirtinabox.com/ Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| BONUS EPISODE: Can Arsenal Win the Champions League? | 29 mai 2026 | 00:18:54 | |
John and Ollie sit down for a special Champions League Final preview as Arsenal take on Paris Saint-Germain! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| BONUS EPISODE: Can Crystal Palace WIN the Europa Conference League? | MATCH PREVIEW | 26 mai 2026 | 00:17:05 | |
John and Ollie sit down for a special Europa Conference League Final preview as Crystal Palace take on Rayo Vallecano. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 41. Our 2025/26 Premier League Awards! | 22 mai 2026 | 01:11:13 | |
John and Ollie are joined by Rory Talks Football and Ben Bowman to run through their 2026 Premier League awards! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 40. Drafting our Premier League Team of the Season! | 19 mai 2026 | 01:10:23 | |
John and Ollie are joined by Joe Thomlinson as they build their ultimate Premier League Team of the Season for 2025/26. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 39. Reacting To Our Premier League Predictions! | 12 mai 2026 | 01:10:18 | |
John JCC and Ollie Thomas are back to see how their Premier League predictions for the 2025/26 season have aged! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 38. The BEST teams to shake the ‘Nearlymen’ tag | 08 mai 2026 | 01:00:38 | |
The lads sit down to discuss the greatest football teams who managed to break out of being “Nearlymen” and ultimately become champions. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 37. Who should we support in the UCL semi finals? | 28 avr. 2026 | 01:11:09 | |
John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) are back for a catch-up, as they predict who will win the Champions League this season! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen Email us: nearlymen_enquiries@outlook.com | |||
| 36. Predicting the Premier League title race! | 21 avr. 2026 | 01:07:43 | |
John and Ollie break down all the latest football action, react to the biggest Premier League games, and reveal who they think will win this year’s title. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| BONUS EPISODE: Manchester City vs Arsenal Match Preview | 17 avr. 2026 | 00:15:23 | |
John and Ollie are back for a special bonus episode, previewing Manchester City vs Arsenal, the title deciding match, and asking the big question - will Arsenal bottle the Premier League? Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 35. Are Arsenal about to BOTTLE the Premier League? ft. JFTVLuca | 14 avr. 2026 | 01:07:27 | |
John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) are joined by JFTVLuca to break down the term “bottle” and debate whether Arsenal are about to deliver the biggest one ever. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 34. Is Winning Overrated in Football? ft. Rory Jennings | 08 avr. 2026 | 01:04:56 | |
John (JCC) is joined by Rory Jennings (ChelseaRory) to discuss Behzinga’s wild take, why football is about more than trophies, and the story behind Rory’s appearance in a famous music video. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 33. Building our England XI to MISS the World Cup! | 31 mars 2026 | 01:18:38 | |
John and Ollie are talking England this week, discussing the best XI players who will miss out on this year’s World Cup squad. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 32. Behzinga Builds His DREAM Football XI. | 24 mars 2026 | 01:21:52 | |
John is back, and alongside Ollie, is joined by Ethan (Behzinga) from The Sidemen to discuss his all-time best XI, West Ham’s relegation struggles, and the current state of football. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 31. Will Tottenham get relegated this season? | 18 mars 2026 | 01:10:17 | |
With JCC missing again, Ollie returns alongside two familiar faces - Ben Bowman and Seb Martin from the Only Tottenham Podcast and Back Post Podcast - to discuss whether Spurs can stay in the Premier League! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 30. What is the WORST Premier League season ever? | 10 mars 2026 | 01:11:06 | |
Ollie Thomas is joined by Dougie Critchley to rank the past 10 Premier League seasons and decide which were the best - and which were the worst. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 29. What should your team prioritise this season? | 03 mars 2026 | 01:11:33 | |
John (JCC) and Ollie Thomas sit down to discuss which competition every Premier League club should prioritise for the remainder of the 2025/26 season. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 28. How to Survive in the Premier League... | 24 févr. 2026 | 00:53:42 | |
John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) sit down to discuss what Tottenham, West Ham and Nottingham Forest need to change if they’re to avoid relegation from the Premier League. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 27. Players who must prove themselves this season! | 17 févr. 2026 | 01:08:42 | |
John JCC and Ollie Thomas discuss 10 players who must finish the 2025/26 season strongly - with the World Cup also on the line. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 26. Creating our Most Improved Premier League XI | 10 févr. 2026 | 00:54:40 | |
Ollie and John are back to discuss the Premier League title race, build their most improved XI of the season, and answer your questions. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 25. Football SCOUT critiques our tactical skills | 05 févr. 2026 | 01:02:02 | |
As promised last week, John and Ollie go head to head to settle who’s the better manager - with tactical expert and Everton fan Cai Jones delivering the final verdict. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 24. Would Arsenal be the most Boring Champions EVER? | 29 janv. 2026 | 00:52:41 | |
John and Ollie debate whether Arsenal’s current side are the most boring in Premier League history, and whether this season has been as dull as some fans are making out. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 23. Players who Need Saving in 2026! | 22 janv. 2026 | 00:55:20 | |
John and Ollie are back to run through the top 10 players who need saving in 2026 - the talent being wasted, the clubs holding them back, and the moves that could change everything. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 22. How to FIX your Team! | 15 janv. 2026 | 01:03:23 | |
Fresh back from Australia, John links up with Ollie to discuss the teams that nearly got over the line in 2025 and how they can go one step further in 2026. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 21. What next for Manchester United? ft. Lyés Bouzidi | 08 janv. 2026 | 01:07:03 | |
Ollie sits down with Manchester United fan Lyés Bouzidi from the SDS Podcast to break down Amorim’s sacking, United’s identity crisis, and whether Ole Gunnar Solskjær is the answer. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 20. Who was the biggest ‘Nearlyman’ of 2025? | 01 janv. 2026 | 01:15:28 | |
Today, we are virtual! Ollie (talkcpfc) links up with Ben Bowman and SebOnFootball from the Only Tottenham Podcast to decide who deserves the title of the biggest Nearlyman of 2025. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 19. The Big Nearlymen Quiz of the Year 2025! | 25 déc. 2025 | 01:23:57 | |
It's CHRISTMASSSSSS! John & Ollie are joined by Seb & Ciarán for the annual Nearlymen Christmas quiz. Expect laughs, chaos, and some of the craziest ball knowledge you have ever seen! Have a great Christmas all x Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 18. Who was the Biggest Nearlyman in 2025? | 18 déc. 2025 | 00:59:01 | |
With Ollie away, John is joined by another John - BigJohnGK! Fresh off winning a KSI football video, they break down the week’s Premier League action and hand out The Nearlymen 2025 Awards. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 17. FNG: Mo Salah’s Legacy, Arne Slot’s Liverpool & Becoming the Prem’s Greatest Team? | 11 déc. 2025 | 01:21:53 | |
This week, John and Ollie are joined by Niran (TheOfficialFNG) for a deep dive into Liverpool’s recent history: Mo Salah’s legacy, Arne Slot’s current struggles, and the Klopp era that turned the Reds into a winning force. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 16. The TRUTH about being a Content Creator! | 03 déc. 2025 | 00:52:07 | |
John and Ollie are back - and this episode’s a big one. The lads dive into the truth behind being a content creator, answer your burning questions, and give a first look inside our brand new studio. Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| An update about the Podcast... | 28 nov. 2025 | 00:00:24 | |
A quick update about the Podcast & what is upcoming in the next few weeks. The Nearlymen will be back on the 04/12/2025 - so keep your eyes peeled! | |||
| 15. Ellis Platten: What's it like to meet David Beckham and Lionel Messi? | 20 nov. 2025 | 00:58:31 | |
No Ollie this week - but YouTube legend Ellis Platten steps in! From Bielsa’s Leeds revolution to chatting with David Beckham, the lads dive deep into Ellis’s 'Away Days' journey and the world of football content. You do not want to miss this! Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||
| 14. Was England’s ‘Golden Generation’ a myth? | 13 nov. 2025 | 00:58:15 | |
This week, Ollie and John dive into one of English football’s biggest debates - did England really have a Golden Generation, or was it all just media hype? From Beckham to Gerrard, Lampard to Rooney, they look back at the tournaments, the expectations, and ask the big question: did that team actually fail, or were they just unlucky? Follow for Weekly Episodes Click HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheNearlymen | |||