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| The Vanishing (1993) | 05 Dec 2024 | 00:44:37 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! It's December 2024 and we're ringing in the new year with a month full of "missing persons" films. We start the month off with a remake with the George Sluizer film "The Vanishing" starring Keifer Sutherland, Jeff Bridges, Nancy Travis, and Sandra Bullock! Tune in to find out why Jeff loved this film, why Mark hates Keifer Sutherland, and why remakes are generally a bad idea! IMDB synopsis "The boyfriend of an abducted woman never gives up the search as the abductor looks on." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| Sneakers (1992) | 24 Nov 2024 | 01:01:41 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're capping off "heist" films month here on the podcast with our review of the 1992 film "Sneakers" starring Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, Dan Akroyd, River Phoenix, and David Strathairn. Tune in to find out what we thought of this one and, oh yea, it's draft night bitches! IMDB synopsis "A security pro finds his past returning to haunt him when he and his unique team are tasked with retrieving a particularly important item." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| Tully (2018) | 26 Sep 2024 | 00:49:15 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We conclude "Emma Stone v. Charlize Theron" month with our review of the 2018 film "Tully" starring Theron and Ron Livingston. Tune in to find out what we thought of this one, why Jeff loves movies about moms, why Mark thinks Ron Livingston is in everything and on yea, we're drafting! IMDB synopsis "A struggling mother of three forms an unexpected bond with the night nanny hired to help with her newborn baby." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| No Country for Old Men (2007) | 12 Jan 2023 | 01:02:10 | |
Hey you draft housers! We're in the middle of "Sibling Filmmakers" month here on the podcast and this week we reviewed the ICONIC drama "No Country for Old Men" from 2007 directed by the Coen Brothers, starring Tommy Lee Jones, Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, and Woody Harrellson. Tune in to find out why editing is hard, recording is harder, and why Jeff is reluctant to love good films. IMDB synopsis "Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon a drug deal gone wrong and more than two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande." Music this month is brought to you by the New Haven, Connecticut-based hip-hop pop-trap alternative artist Sophie Hunter with her song "Fight!". You can catch her music wherever you get yours! Follow The Draft House on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Speed Racer (2008) | 05 Jan 2023 | 01:06:37 | |
Happy New Year house drafters! New year, new month, new music, new theme. Here I thought it was still Ricci Month. January is Sibling Directors month. Why not start off with the Wachowskis? Speed Racer is Jeff's pick to start the month off. Who should be the next Batman? Could the Wachowskis make the best Power Rangers movie? Tune in and find out. Music this month is brought to you by alternative pop-trap artist Sophie Hunter. The track is Fight!, and it SLAMS! Find her music at the links below and prepare your virgin ears for the innovation. IMDB Synopsis: Young driver Speed Racer aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile. Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked Make sure you're hanging out with Jeff on his other podcasts: | |||
| Black Snake Moan (2006) | 29 Dec 2022 | 01:23:51 | |
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays you Draft Housers! We've made it! Our last episode of the year and we're going out with a bang (literally...Christina Ricci). We close out the year with Ricci's most provocative film ever, the 2006 seedy film Black Snake Moan starring Ricci, Samuel L. Jackson, Justin Timberlake, and more! Tune in for our discussion on violence against women (spoilers...we hate it), David Banner (!!!), Ricci's tits (they're fake...), and so much more! IMDB synopsis..."A God-fearing bluesman takes to a wild young woman who, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looks everywhere for love, never quite finding it." It's also DRAFT NIGHT...and...we recap our top 5 best and worst films of the year! Bet you can't guess what Jeff's worst film is (he's wrong, btw). Huge shout out to the reggae hip-hop alternative band Through The Roots for allowing us to use their song "Hot Damn" on the podcast this month! You can find their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked Make sure you're hanging out with Jeff on his other podcasts: | |||
| Cursed (2005) | 22 Dec 2022 | 00:56:34 | |
As the sun begins to set on 2022, a full moon rises. This week we review Cursed. Ricci has been our focus this month, but leave it to Jessie Eisenberg to try to go full emo and be the center of discussion. Synopsis from IMDB : A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must kill it in order to avoid becoming werewolves themselves. Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop raggae group Through The Roots with their song "Hot Damn", catch their music wherever you get yours from! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyoulikedthis Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Penelope (2006) | 15 Dec 2022 | 00:37:31 | |
What happens when you pick an average film as part of Christina Ricci month? Our shortest episode ever! Tune in to find out why Christina Ricci can do no wrong, why we love Tyrion Lanister, why James McAvoy is the best X-Men of them all, and what we're going to do about watching bad films moving forward (hint: nothing). IMDB synopsis..."A modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress born under a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with "one who will accept her as one of their own." Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop raggae group Through The Roots with their song "Hot Damn", catch their music wherever you get yours from! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyoulikedthis Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Monstrous (2022) | 08 Dec 2022 | 00:50:44 | |
Who else is getting hot and bothered during Ricci month? Mark is. Week 2 gives us the latest Ricci film Monstrous. This week we discuss the value of a twist, how Mark feels about Ricci, poor child acting, and how Mark feels about Ricci some more. Also we get a preview of 30 days of Leto. IMDB Synopsis: Story centers on a traumatized woman fleeing from her abusive ex-husband with her 7-year-old son. In their new, remote sanctuary they find they have a bigger, more terrifying monster to deal with. Directed by Chris Sivertson This month, we're wrapping - see what I did there?? - the year up with the Reggae hip-hop alternative band Through The Roots with their song "Hot Damn"! You can get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter! @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain (1995) | 01 Dec 2022 | 00:58:32 | |
Hey! It's the most wonderful time of the year!...no, not Christmas you sickos. It's Christina Ricci month on the podcast! We're kicking the month off with some nostalgia! This week we reviewed the 1995 "adventure" film Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain starring Christina Ricci and Anna Chlumsky. Tune in to find out why Jeff went on an adventure of his own, why this movie sucks, why Mark loves Christina Ricci, and why we hit a Movie Draft House first and reviewed TWO films?!? IMDB synopsis "A city girl teams up with a tomboy to solve the mystery of Bear Mountain, Molly Morgan, and the buried treasure as well as learn about true friendships." New month also means new music! This month, we're wrapping - see what I did there?? - the year up with the Reggae hip-hop alternative band Through The Roots with their song "Hot Damn"! You can get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter! @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Joy Ride (2001) | 24 Nov 2022 | 01:12:28 | |
No more bathroom stops are our Road Trip month! The last stop is Joy Ride starting Steve Zahn and Paul Walker. We spend some time in the police corner, come up with our trucker names, and debate the effect The Fast and the Furious had on Joy Ride. Also it's draft night! IMDB Synopsis: Three young people on a road trip from Colorado to New Jersey talk to a trucker on their CB radio, then must escape when he turns out to be a psychopathic killer. Music this month is brought to you by the Canadian folk-pop band Talk with their song "Train" catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter! @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Wild Hogs (2007) | 17 Nov 2022 | 01:02:56 | |
What happens when you watch a movie and decide to cancel it? Wild Hogs. Continuing our theme of Road Trip films for the month of November 2022 we reviewed the 2007 road trip comedy starring Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy, Marisa Tomei, and Ray Liotta (RIP in peace). Tune in to see why we canceled this one, what made 2007 so different in Hollywood, why Jeff loves Mike Flanagan but hates being called Jeffrey (hint! you're not his mom!). IMDB synopsis..."A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos." Music this month is brought to you by the Canadian folk-pop band Talk with their song "Train" catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter! @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Road Games (1981) | 10 Nov 2022 | 00:56:10 | |
Who's ready to learn about bathroom etiquette? When is it ok to speak? Should I pull my pants all the way down at the urinal? If you see a fish shirt and you are curious about what kind of fish is on the fish shirt, what is the proper way to find that information? Mark and Jeff spend this episode taking you through all the possible scenarios you could run in to when using a public restroom. These rules may not apply in Australia though. Oh, we also talking about the movie Road Games. IMDB Synopsis: A laid-back American truck driver in south Australia starts to suspect a man driving a green van of killing young women along his route, and proceeds to play a cat-and-mouse game in order to catch him red-handed. Directed by Richard Franklin Staring Stacy Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis Music this month is brought to you by the bluegrass/folk alternative Toronto, Canada band TALK with their song "Train". Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Cruella (2021) | 19 Sep 2024 | 00:44:38 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're in the thick of "Emma Stone vs. Charlize Theron" month here on the podcast with our review of the 2021 Emma Stone helmed film "Cruella"! Tune in to find out what we thought of this one and why Disney spending massive amounts of money on live action "remakes" or "prequels" does not always equate to good films. IMDB synopsis "A live-action prequel feature film following a young Cruella de Vil." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| O Brother, Where Art Thou (2000) | 03 Nov 2022 | 01:00:42 | |
Oh it's another new month here on the pod? Y'all know what that means! New theme! This month the boys are reviewing Road Trip films, what with the Thanksgiving holiday coming up, and we're starting the month off with a CLASSIC! We reviewed the bluegrass BANGAR from 2000, O Brother, Where Art Thou, directed by the Coen Brothers, starring George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman, Holly Hunter, Chris Thomas King, and Charles Durning. Tune in to find out why Jeff hates good films, when we're watching No Country For Old Men, is Homer one of Hollywood's greatest writers, and so much more! IMDB synopsis "In the deep south during the 1930s, three escaped convicts search for hidden treasure while a relentless lawman pursues them." Music this month is brought to you by the bluegrass/folk alternative Toronto, Canada band TALK with their song "Train". Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| The Munsters (2022) | 31 Oct 2022 | 00:59:34 | |
Welcome back to the Spooky Bat House! It's actually Halloween day. To celebrate we look at the "fresh" take on The Munsters, as made by Robert Bartleh Cummings AKA Rob Zombie. It's rated PG?! Lots of color, no gore, and a stand up set done with a metal band. Is it good? Take a listen and find out. Synopsis from IMDB: Reboot of "The Munsters", that followed a family of monsters who moves from Transylvania to an American suburb. Music this month is brought to you by the Charlottesville, Virginia alternative hip-hop duo EquallyOpposites with their song "Push". Find their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Bordello of Blood (1996) | 27 Oct 2022 | 01:13:40 | |
You bet your ass it's Vampire Month here in the draft house! Did we save the best for last? Well, if you haven't quite gotten enough vamp'n, this weeks film will give you your fill. We watched Bordello of Blood, the second of two Tales from the Crypt movies. The first being Demon Knight. Haven't seen the first one? No worries, neither did Mark. Bordello is a stand alone story. The boob counter was pushed past its limits! I feel like I am forgetting something... oh yeah! IT'S FUGGIN' DRAFT NIGHT!
IMDB Synopsis: The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.
Directed by Gilbert Adler
Starring Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, and Chris Sarandon
Music this month is brought to you by the Charlottesville, Virginia alternative hip-hop duo EquallyOpposites with their song "Push". Find their music wherever you get yours!
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| My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To (2020) | 20 Oct 2022 | 01:05:54 | |
What's the Spooky Month unless you're watching indie horror films that may or may not be about vampires? This week, as we continued Vampire month here on the podcast, we watched My Heart Can't Beat Unless You Tell It To from 2020, directed by first-timer Jonathan Cuartas, starring Patrick Fugit, Ingrid Sophie Schram, and Owen Campbell. This may officially be the longest titled movie we ever watch. Join us as we dive into what constitutes a vampire film, Christmas year-round, Jeff's favorite blood drink, and more! IMDB synopsis "Two mysterious siblings find themselves at odds over care for their frail and sickly younger brother." Music this month is brought to you by the Charlottesville, Virginia alternative hip-hop duo EquallyOpposites with their song "Push". Find their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Lifeforce (1985) | 13 Oct 2022 | 00:45:09 | |
Naked Sexy Space Vampires! I mean, if that doesn't pull you in, I don't know what will. Its vampire month here in the house of draft. The boys look at the 1985 Tobe Hooper... classic? Can you even vampire bro? You've seen the wrestling corner, and the police corner. Now prepare yourself for the [redacted] corner. You must be 18 or older to enter and have a valid ID. LFG! IMDB Synopsis: A race of space vampires arrives in London and infects the populace, beginning an apocalyptic descent into chaos. Music this month is brought to you by the alternative hip-hop duo EquallyOpposite from Charlottesville, Virginia with their song "Push". Get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) | 06 Oct 2022 | 01:12:12 | |
Boo! We're back! It's the month of October 2022 and we're fucking around with vampires...This week we reviewed the 1996 horror classic From Dusk Till Dawn, directed by Robert Rodriguez, starring George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel, Juliette Lewis, and more! Tune in to find out why - yet again - Jeff hates Quentin Tarantino. Why Mark is down with putting his toes in Tarantino's mouth to get into Hollywood, why we love prosthetics and more! IMDB synopsis "Two criminals and their hostages unknowingly seek temporary refuge in a truck stop populated by vampires, with chaotic results." Music this month is brought to you by the alternative hip-hop duo EquallyOpposite from Charlottesville, Virginia with their song "Push". Get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Limitless (2011) | 29 Sep 2022 | 01:10:05 | |
We have 100% completed drug month! Closing the month with Limitless, where we see the Police Corner return, hear about Hub search history results, and George Clooney deep fakes. It's also draft month, and the boys want dem vampires! Space vampires!!! IMDB Synopsis: A mysterious pill that enables the user to access 100% of his brain's abilities transforms a struggling writer into a financial wizard, but it also puts him in a new world with many dangers. Directed by Neil Burger Starring Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, and Abbie Cornish Music this month is brought to you by the Gainesville, Florida punk-pop band Arrows in Action with their song "Over It"! Find their music wherever you get yours! Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| American Made (2017) | 22 Sep 2022 | 01:05:24 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're in the highs of drugs month here on the pod (see what we did there??)! This week Jeff and Mark reviewed the 2017 Doug Liman directed action flick American Made starring Tom Cruise, Domhnall Gleeson, Sarah Wright, and Jesse Plemmons. Tune in to find out why Jeff likes the simple things, why Mark hates planes, and why Doug Liman is no Martin Scorsese. IMDB synopsis "The story of Barry Seal, an American pilot who became a drug-runner for the CIA in the 1980s in a clandestine operation that would be exposed as the Iran-Contra Affair." Music this month is brought to you by the Gainesville, Florida punk-pop band Arrows in Action with their song "Over It"! Find their music wherever you get yours! Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Half Baked (1998) | 15 Sep 2022 | 00:47:05 | |
It's week 3 of drug month and after last week, experimenting with harder drugs, the boy take it easy with some good ol' marijuana. This episode we spend some time in the police corner, get into bail bonds, and discuss our favorite Chappelle show skit. IMDB Synopsis: The story of three not so bright men who come up with a series of crazy schemes to get a friend out of jail. Directed by Tamra Davis Starring Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Harland Williams, and Jim Breuer Music this month is brought to you by the Gainesville, FL. pop-punk band Arrows in Action with their hit song "Over It". Get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Requiem for a Dream (2000) | 08 Sep 2022 | 01:04:56 | |
What happens when Jeff has to review a film that he "hates"? He secretly loves...ass to ass! The Draft House is back during DRUGS month - August 2022 - with our review of the 2000 film Requiem for a Dream directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, Ellen Burstyn, Marlon Wayans, Christopher McDonald and Keith David. Tune in to find out why musical compositions are dope (pun intended?), why Jeffy Poopy hates dark films, why Mark is a huge 30 Seconds to Mars fan, and more! IMDB synopsis "The drug-induced utopias of four Coney Island people are shattered when their addictions run deep." Music this month is brought to you by the Gainesville, FL. pop-punk band Arrows in Action with their hit song "Over It". Get their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Bombshell (2019) | 12 Sep 2024 | 00:40:25 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're in the middle of "Emma Stone vs. Charlize Theron" month here at the podcast and we've got Theron's first film of the month with the 2019 film "Bombshell" starring Theron, Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie, and John Lithgow. Tune in to find out what we thought of this! IMDB synopsis "A group of women take on Fox News head Roger Ailes and the toxic atmosphere he presided over at the network." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| A Scanner Darkly (2006) | 01 Sep 2022 | 00:47:53 | |
Mark and Jeff graduated in August, and are celebrating by going on a drug bender all September by watching movies that focus on drugs and drug use. We start of with Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly. School of Rock this is not. Keanu butters bread, RDJ gets ripped off, and animation causes nausea. IMDB Synopsis: An undercover cop in a not-too-distant future becomes involved with a dangerous new drug and begins to lose his own identity as a result. Diirected by Richard Linklater Starring Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., and Woody Harrelson. Music for September is brought to you by Arrows in Action. Their website. https://arrowsinaction.com/ Twitter @ArrowsInAction Tiktock @ArrowsinAction Find them on Youtube and Facebook Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Mean Girls (2004) | 25 Aug 2022 | 01:07:25 | |
Pomp and fucking circumstance, motherfuckers! The Draft House is graduating this week! We're back with our final episode of the month of August - Back to School month! We're seniors, we're going out with a bang...? This week we reviewed the 2004 cult classic teen movie Mean Girls starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Tim Meadows, and more! It's directed by Mark Waters (wait, the guy who directed Freaky Friday???). Tune in this week to find out why tables do turn 20 years later; is Amy Poehler hot?; is Tina Fey racist?; and more! Plus...it's draft night on the Draft House, bebe! IMDB synopsis "Cady Heron is a hit with The Plastics, the A-list girl clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George." Music this month was brought to you by the self-proclaimed "coffee house metal" band Speakeasy with their song "Enemy". You can get their music wherever you get yours from! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| The Faculty (1998) | 18 Aug 2022 | 01:02:06 | |
We going back to school in the month of April, and this weeks episode is guaranteed to JACK YOU UP! Elijah Wood leads an unlikely group of high schoolers against a threat that is starting among the staff on campus. Only Scat, and multiple t-shirts and stop the inevitable assault of The Faculty. IMDB Synopsis: When Casey Connor, Herrington High School's newspaper photographer, witnesses the murder of a nurse and sees her alive again, he decides to investigate the bizarre happenings. Directed by Robert Rodriguez Staring Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, and Elijah Wood. Music this month is brought to you by the "coffee house metal" band Speakeasy with their song "Enemy", catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the Movie Draft House on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| World's Greatest Dad (2009) | 11 Aug 2022 | 01:03:40 | |
It's our sophomore week of Back to School month at the Draft House! This week the boys reviewed the 2009 Robin Williams dramedy World's Greatest Dad directed by a dude with perhaps the World's Greatest Name...Bobcat Goldthwait! In this episode we find out Jeff's experience with Chili Dogs (google it...or don't...), Mark's asphyxiation erotica knowledge, why flip phones were cool, and more! We also get commentary of perhaps the best opening scene to a film of all time. You be the judge. IMDB synopsis "When his son's body is found in a humiliating accident, a lonely high school teacher inadvertently attracts an overwhelming amount of community and media attention after covering up the truth with a phony suicide note." Music this month is brought to you by the "coffee house metal" band Speakeasy with their song "Enemy", catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the Movie Draft House on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Prom Night (1980) | 04 Aug 2022 | 00:45:15 | |
Mark and Jeff are going back to school in August, and nothing says school like the prom. Jamie Lee Curtis brings her slasher pedigree to this 1980 murder who done it. This movie features disco, mean girls, and Slick! Slick has a bad ass conversion van, and this brings back memories for Mark. IMDB Synopsis: At a high school senior prom, a masked killer stalks four teenagers who were responsible for the accidental death of a classmate six years previously. Directed by Paul Lynch Music this month from Speakeasy Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - PodcastsbyJeff Mark - iheardyouliked | |||
| Jojo Rabbit (2019) | 28 Jul 2022 | 01:05:33 | |
Titular MCU actor month closes in rare form with Jojo Rabbit. Scarlett Johansson stars alongside Rebel Wilson, Sam Rockwell, and Stephen Merchant. Taika Waititi writes, directs, and stars. Mark says some things that *wink wink* we don't want anyone to take out of context and edit into something incriminating. It's also draft night and the boys are ready to go back to school. Be sure to wait for Marks final pick. Music this month is brought to you by the Orlando, Florida pop-punk band Magnolia Park with their song "Serious" off of their Heart Eater EP. Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - PodcastsbyJeff Mark - iheardyouliked | |||
| The Impossible (2012) | 21 Jul 2022 | 00:49:35 | |
Welcome back, family! We're into the thick of July 2022 with "Titular Actors from the Marvel Cinematic Universe in Other Films" month and let me tell you...we watched a disaster BANGAR this week! We reviewed the 2012 true life disaster film The Impossible starring Obi-wan Kenobi, Peter Parker (the good one), and Ann Darrow (aka Naomi Watts who - with as many acting credits as she has - hasn't played any pop culture phenomenon characters). It's directed by J.A. Bayona. Tune in to find out why Jeff hates disaster films, who directed the worst Jurassic Park movie (hint: it's not J.A. Bayona!) and why Jeff is grossed out by kids looking at their naked moms. IMDB synopsis "The story of a tourist family in Thailand caught in the destruction and chaotic aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami." Music this month is brought to you by the Orlando, Florida pop-punk band Magnolia Park with their song "Serious" off of their Heart Eater EP. Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - PodcastsbyJeff Mark - iheardyouliked | |||
| Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) | 14 Jul 2022 | 00:55:34 | |
Titular Marvel Cinematic Universe actors month creeps into week two. Is Ghostbusters: Afterlife all just nostalgia or is there more to be had in this legacy sequel. The boys discuss if a kid based Ghostbusters movie is a good idea, if Zach Snyder should direct a Spider-man movie, and if Sony is a bad movie studio. Synopsis from IMDB: When a single mom and her two kids arrive in a small town, they begin to discover their connection to the original Ghostbusters and the secret legacy their grandfather left behind. Music this month is brought to you by the Central Florida pop-punk band Magnolia Park with their song "Serious"! Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Extraction (2020) | 07 Jul 2022 | 00:58:07 | |
Land of the free, home of the MOVIE DRAFT HOUSE! We're starting off the month of July 2022 with a literal BANG as we let freedom ring with a new theme! This month we're reviewing films which star a titular Marvel Cinematic Universe actor (think Robert Downey Jr., from Iron Man...but we're not using his bum ass). This week we reviewed the 2020 Netflix original action flick EXTRACTION starring Chris Hemsworth (Thor, duh). It's directed by Sam Hargrave (used to be a stunt man, now he's making fantastic action films <3). Stick around as we gush over new music, Mark does his best to edit dead air, Jeff's in a wind tunnel, and we're aggressive! IMDB synopsis "Tyler Rake, a fearless black market mercenary, embarks on the most deadly extraction of his career when he's enlisted to rescue the kidnapped son of an imprisoned international crime lord." Music this month is brought to you by the Central Florida pop-punk band Magnolia Park with their song "Serious"! Catch their music wherever you get yours! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Lionheart (1990) | 30 Jun 2022 | 00:54:03 | |
Tis the end of Van Damme month. Please don't cry. Jeff will do enough of that for everyone. But if you want more, look for 30 days of Van Damme in your podcast app. We close out June with Lionheart. Van Damme and where he hides produce, Paul Rudd and his self affirmations, and it's draft night! IMDB Synopsis: An Ex-French Soldier begins participating in underground street fights in order to make money for his brother's family. Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan". It's - literal - fire! Catch his music wherever you stream/download yours from. You can follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| The Favourite (2018) | 05 Sep 2024 | 00:48:06 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! We're in the month of September 2024, which means it's "That one actress that I like, will you pick a movie for them for me, please?" month! Mark selected Emma Stone, Jeff picked Charlize Theron...and thus, our first film of the month is the 2018 Yorgos Lanthimos film "The Favourite" starring Emma Stone, Olivia Colman, Rachel Weisz, and Nicholas Hoult. Tune in to find out why Jeff now loves pretentious bullshit, why Mark wants oranges thrown at him, and who gives the best performance here? IMDB synopsis "In early 18th-century England, the status quo at the court is upset when a new servant arrives and endears herself to a frail Queen Anne." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| Universal Soldier (1992) | 23 Jun 2022 | 01:04:27 | |
CHOO CHOO! You hear that, friends? That's the sound of the Van Damme train on the pod, chugging right along in our anniversary month! This week your boys reviewed the 1992 action "classic" Universal Soldier, directed by Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, The Patriot, MOONFALL!) starring JCVD (and his ass) & Dolph Lundgren. Tune in to find out why Jeff loves every Van Damme movie so damn much, why Mark hates "classics", a conversation about the best films to blow shit up, and more! IMDB synopsis..."Two rival soldiers who were killed in Vietnam are brought back to life in a top secret military experiment that creates superhuman warriors." Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan". It's - literal - fire! Catch his music wherever you stream/download yours from. You can follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Timecop (1994) | 16 Jun 2022 | 00:53:45 | |
Van Damme month is great right!? This week them Draft House boys look at 1994's TImecop. It's got the splits, tight pants, and a time machine that disappears when it goes to the past. Best movie so far this month? Also, Jeff is reviewing even more Van Damme movies over on 30 Days of Van Damme. What an idiot! IMDB Synopsis: Max Walker, an officer for a security agency that regulates time travel, must fend for his life against a shady politician who's intent on changing the past to control the future. Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan". We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the pod! Make sure you get his music wherever you get yours... Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyoulikedthis Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff 30 Days of Van Damme https://pod.link/1627310736 | |||
| JCVD (2008) | 09 Jun 2022 | 00:45:47 | |
It's anniversary month and all month long we're celebrating with some VAN DAMMAGE! This week we reviewed the 2008 Jean Claude Van Damme film JCVD directed by Mabrouk El Mechri starring - none other than YOUR BOY - JCVD and some other people you've never heard of. Stick around while Jeff reminisces over JCVD, JCVD's ass, JCVD's chest (read: body), subtitle films, why dubbed films are the worst, and more! IMDB synopsis "Jean-Claude Van Damme gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages situation and reflects about his life during it." The film is currently streaming on Amazon Prime Video. Music this month is brought to you by the hip-hop artist Norman Sann with his song "Next Plan". We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the pod! Make sure you get his music wherever you get yours... Follow the pod on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyoulikedthis Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff
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| Hard Target (1993) | 02 Jun 2022 | 00:55:26 | |
Happy Anniversary! We celebrate one year of Movie Draft House by enjoying Van Damme month. First up is Hard Target! Mark thinks everyone is already dead, Jeff tells you what makes a good mullet, and Mark wants to know how you would prefer to die. IMDB Synopsis: A woman hires a drifter as her guide through New Orleans in search of her missing father. In the process, they discover a deadly game of cat and mouse behind his disappearance. Directed by John Woo Staring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lance Henriksen, Yancy Bulter, and Arnold Vosloo Music this month by Norman Sann. Find his music where ever you stream your songs. Find him on Tiktok @normansann Instagram @realnormansann Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| The Last Action Hero (1993) | 26 May 2022 | 01:04:55 | |
Closing out "Movies Where Actors Star As Themselves" month here on the podcast, we reviewed the 1993 action classic The Last Action Hero directed by John McTiernan and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tune in to find out why going to the dollar theater as a kid was the best, why Die Hard With A Vengeance was the best Die Hard (sorry Die Harder), why the 90's were the best era for action films, and why kid actors suck....plus it's draft week! IMDB synopsis "With the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character." Music this month has been brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with the track "When I'm Gone". Catch his music wherever you get yours! We appreciate him allowing us to use his music on the podcast! Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| Private Parts (1997) | 19 May 2022 | 01:01:45 | |
It's Actors Playing Themselves month. Can a movie starting Howard Stern as Howard Stern, featuring pornstars, hurtful stereotypes, and pig vomit, also have heart? Mark and Jeff discuss watching movies with there era they were made in mind, our history with talk radio, and a special moment that, after you listen, you will need to buy new earbuds and underwear. IMDB Synopsis: The autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star. Directed by Betty Thomas Staring: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, and Paul Giamatti. Music this month is brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with his song "When I'm Gone". Get his music wherever you get your music from! LV NoLoui x Kia - Superman Prod. Oscar Tramontano x Beat By JeeJuh - YouTube Follow the podcast on Twitter Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| I'm Still Here (2010) | 12 May 2022 | 01:00:34 | |
We're moving along in the month of May 2022 with the "Actors Playing Themselves" theme. This week we reviewed the 2010 faux-documentary I'm Still Here from 2010 starring Joaquin Phoenix as himself. We touch - hey! - on Hollywood penises, why Jeff loves this film so much but hates Casey Affleck, Jamie Kennedy in Hollywood (was he canceled?), and the legend Bob Saget! Be sure to subscribe/follow and throw us a 5 STAR REVIEW! You could be entered to win some Movie Draft House merch (not really tho). IMDB synopsis "Documents Joaquin Phoenix's transition from the acting world to a career as an aspiring rapper." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXNkbfIg1A Music this month is brought to you by the central Florida hip-hop artist LV NoLoui with his song "When I'm Gone". Get his music wherever you get your music from! LV NoLoui x Kia - Superman Prod. Oscar Tramontano x Beat By JeeJuh - YouTube Follow the podcast on Twitter Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff Mark - @iheardyouliked | |||
| This is the End (2013) | 05 May 2022 | 00:58:05 | |
New month, new theme, new music. You know the deal by now. The theme this month is movies where actors play themselves. Why not go with a movie where nearly every actor is performing as themselves. This is the End shows us what a biblically accurate apocalypse will look like. Stand back Lahaye and Jenkins. Also a classic episode filled with digressions. Enjoying art by canceled performers, Shia Labeouf, and why Grown Ups is a modern classic (or pile of trash) IMDB Synopsis: Six Los Angeles celebrities are stuck in James Franco's house after a series of devastating events just destroyed the city. Inside, the group not only have to face the apocalypse, but themselves. Directed and written by Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen Starring Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, and a host of others. Music this month is When I'm Gone by LV NoLoui Find him on Facebook His Newest Album If you want to show some love to the podcast, give us a five-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! We sure would appreciate it... Follow The Movie Draft House on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark @iheardyouliked Jeff @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| WALL-E (2008) | 28 Apr 2022 | 00:55:20 | |
As we've come to the end of "films that don't take place on Earth", we mercifully give you a film that, not only starts on Earth...but ends there too! This week we reviewed the "animated masterpiece" (Mark's words) WALL-E from 2008 starring Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight, and Jeff Garlin. The film is directed by Andrew Stanton. It's a Pixar film, so you already know! Listen in as we discuss what makes a good robot, what makes a good "animated masterpiece", why consumerism in animated films is bad...and, oh yea...IT'S A DRAFT EPISODE! Stick around as we draft for the month of May 2022...you're gonna love these films! IMDB synopsis "In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind." A huge shoutout to Sunny and the Black Pack, a hip-hop band out of San Francisco, California, for allowing us to use their song "The Devil Outside" during the month of April! You can catch their music wherever you get your music from! TikTok: @blackmediapresents - https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA YouTube: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.youtube.com/blackmediapresents Twitch: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents Instagram: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/ Facebook: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack If you want to show some love to the podcast, give us a five-star review on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! We sure would appreciate it... Follow The Movie Draft House on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark @iheardyouliked Jeff @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Spaceballs (1987) | 21 Apr 2022 | 01:04:15 | |
"Movies that don't take place on Earth" month just keeps going doesn't it? Fear not as the Schwartz is strong with this episode. On an unrelated note Mark is on the look out for a VHS player. Please reach out to him @iheardyouliked. IMDB Synopsis: A star-pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must come to the rescue of a princess and save Planet Druidia from the clutches of the evil Spaceballs. Directed by Mel Brooks Starring Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, and Mel Brooks Music this month is brought to you by the San Francisco, CA R&B band Sunny and the Black Pack with their song "Devil Outside"! Catch their music wherever you get yours! TikTok: @blackmediapresents - https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA YouTube: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.youtube.com/blackmediapresents Twitch: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents Instagram: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/ Facebook: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Uncharted (2022) | 29 Aug 2024 | 00:33:27 | |
Welcome back to The Movie Draft House! It's our final week of video game month (thank God!) and we're celebrating by watching everyone's (Mark's) favorite tomb raider, Nathan Drake, as we review the 2022 big budget mess "Uncharted" starring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg. Tune in to find out what we thought of this one and why we will never be re-drafting this theme in June of any year... IMDB synopsis "Street-smart Nathan Drake is recruited by seasoned treasure hunter Victor "Sully" Sullivan to recover a fortune amassed by Ferdinand Magellan, and lost 500 years ago by the House of Moncada." Follow the podcast across all social media! Twitter Instagram TikTok YouTube
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| Moon (2009) | 14 Apr 2022 | 00:43:57 | |
Welcome back to "Space Movies That Don't Take Place On Earth" month! Hey...we did it! We finally (after only one single episode) found a movie that does not have one scene on our good old planet! Rejoice! This week we reviewed the 2009 indie film Moon directed by Duncan Jones and starring Same Rockwell and cancelled-Kevin-Spacey's-voice as a robot. Tune in to find out why we talk about a ton of ass, jizz in space, frankenstein-the-podcast, and what's coming next! IMDB synopsis "Astronaut Sam Bell has a quintessentially personal encounter toward the end of his three-year stint on the Moon, where he, working alongside his computer, GERTY, sends back to Earth parcels of a resource that has helped diminish our planet's power problems." Music this month is brought to you by the San Francisco, CA R&B band Sunny and the Black Pack with their song "Devil Outside"! Catch their music wherever you get yours! TikTok: @blackmediapresents - https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA YouTube: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.youtube.com/blackmediapresents Twitch: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents Instagram: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/ Facebook: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack Follow the podcast on Twitter @moviedrafthouse Mark - @iheardyouliked Jeff - @PodcastsbyJeff | |||
| Lockout (2012) | 07 Apr 2022 | 00:50:59 | |
I want to tell you a story. A tale of a young screen writer who set out to craft his masterwork. After years of toiling, he had finished it. His greatest story was filled with social commentary on the overcrowding of prisons, and the inhuman way convicted criminals were treated. He hoped to shine light on how the government favored the rich and left the poor to fend for themselves. His name was Luc Besson. His script, Lockout. Little did he know that once Hollywood sunk its teeth into his work, it would never be the same. We here in the draft house, are demanding for the original script to be made into a film. We are asking everyone to use the hashtag #ReleasetheBassoonCut IMDB Synopsis: A man wrongly convicted of conspiracy to commit espionage against the U.S. is offered his freedom if he can rescue the president's daughter from an outer space prison taken over by violent inmates. Directed by James Mather & Steve Saint Leger Starring Guy Pierce, Maggie Grace, and Lennie James. Music this month is from Sunny and The Black Pack with the song “Devil Outside”! Find them wherever you get your music. TikTok: @blackmediapresents - https://www.tiktok.com/@blackmediapresents Spotify: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://open.spotify.com/artist/01uFmntCHwOW438t7enYOO?si=p_3xpX1cQnCPniwQ8DyJsA YouTube: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.youtube.com/blackmediapresents Twitch: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.twitch.tv/blackmediapresents Instagram: BlackMediaPresents - https://www.instagram.com/blackmediapresents/ Facebook: Sunny and The Black Pack - https://www.facebook.com/SunnyAndTheBlackPack Find Mark on Twitter @iheardyouliked Jeff is @PodcastsbyJeff Follow the show at @MovieDraftHouse | |||
| Chicago (2002) | 31 Mar 2022 | 00:53:59 | |
We're closing out Musical Month with "all that jazz..." - sorry - as we review the 2002 hit film Chicago! Tune in to find out why Jeff hates musicals, we BOLO for Renee Zellweger, Wild Things makes an appearance....so does Kevin Bacon's penis. It's a doozy! We're also drafting for next month...
Directed by Rob Marshall starring Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta Jones, Richard Gere, and John C. Reilly.
IMDB synopsis "Two death-row murderesses develop a fierce rivalry while competing for publicity, celebrity, and a sleazy lawyer's attention."
Music this month has been brought to you by the funk-tronic duo The Floozies from Kentucky, with their song "Find This Love"! We certainly appreciate them allowing us to use their music on the pod. Find their music wherever you get yours from!
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