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Sometimes we record and it's just unorganised chaos and this is one of these nights, from Chris wheeling out his party trick, cougar chat, letting your kids have a gaff and dogs that look like lions there is definitely something for everyone this week 😂

There are some big topics this week and we know you will get involved as per, from guys not washing their hands in the toilets, how do blind people wipe their bums, people asking daft questions and loads more 😭😭

If this episode doesn't make you laugh, then there is no hope for you 😂😂😂

Is there still jobs that only men/women still do, things you can say at the football and in the bedroom, lies you were told as a kid, old school adverts and our Chris has found a new talent.

Enjoy troops

Is following someone online you don't know the new dating game?, one of the many real-life issues we cover tonight along with charity collectors, Ibuprofen, overrated restaurants and the key question, wtf is matcha 😂😂

We're back and this one is an absolute wave of emotions as we talk about our usual nonsense like adults going to Disney themselves, cowboys and the very hot topic of smacking kids, aside from that we do have a serious chat about knife crime in the city right now and what we think should change.

Do folk still go for a run in their cars? is one of the many random topics we cover this week, we also catch up on Yellowstone, random things that Gran's always try to give you, journalists, and Chris reveals his political ambitions.

You would think by now we would've run out of random things to talk about. You'd be wrong as we go through all manner of topics this week: trips to the dentist, cheating videos, upside-down pineapples, aikido, dry robes and loads more 😂😂

We thought we would get some of the younger generation in this week to chat nonsense with, Chris has managed to get Alex and Robyn from Boxfresh in to discuss some randomness from conspiracies, things that look edible but can't be eat, and some goss from the girls on life with Chris as their gaffer 😂😂

Get ready for an absolute pick and mix of topics on tonight's episode, we go from the madness in Peterhead to whether you would tell your partner if you were worried about their weight, as usual, there are loads more topics in there to give you your Monday fix.

To celebrate our new sponsorship with MegaTech Projects, we've got Logan in from the company to have a chat about MegaTech and we couldn't let him leave without going through some randomness, we chat about snus, lying on your CV, when did you feel like your parents trusted you and loads more 😊

Our competition winner joins us this week as we welcomed Paul from Proper Frame Displays into the studio for a wee chat, we talk folk that film themselves crying, folk going to Thailand, comic book conventions, customers who lie, and the fascination with Crocs and loads more 😂

Have you ever sat in your house and thought to yourself, what's the criteria for being a scheme boy?, well we will settle that for you this week as well as talking being a bad loser, crystals, folk that take photos at cemeteries, and we'll throw in some of your questions for Chris & Gary as well.

You're Monday night entertainment is sorted as we discuss all manner of random topics tonight, such as cringey LinkedIn posts, sleeping in separate rooms, getting ghosted, what we think of Valentine's Day and, in a random turn of events, Chris and Gary talk being dads 😊

It wouldn't be a Monday without your weekly dose of topics from you're favourite podcast in the world, We are joined by our guest and social media influencer Taylor as we discuss Molly-Mae, Benidorm, Bowling Clubs as well as potentially launching Chris into the influencer world 😂😂

Do you know why cornflakes were invented? if not, this episode is about to blow your mind. Also, we chat through Burns Night, some mad DM's and another burning question: Do you put your plates in the oven when you've ordered a takeaway? 😭😭

We're back and ready to make you laugh even more in 2025, we start with some of the world's cutting-edge topics including, why do adults play with Lego, New Year quotes, Gavin & Stacey finale and loads more randomness 😊

We hope everyone has had an amazing Christmas, to keep you ticking over until we start season 2 in a couple of weeks, we've made you a little compilation of some of our best bits from Season 1. Enjoy, and if you're new to the pod, have a look back through the first season; you'll love it 😊

Join us for a 2-hour end-of-year special as we finish season 1 with an absolute belter, there are phone calls, voice notes, questions and some absolute randomness to see you through the festive period 😂😂

Just when you think we might run out of topics we deliver once again, tune in for this week's randomness as we chat through some key life topics like guys doing photoshoots for their partners, boxer shorts, ironing, eating on a plane, and why Chris wears two watches? 😂😂😂

Boom, we're on!! Comedian Mark Black joins us this week as we cover the world's most important topics, such as Secret Santa, how much sunbeds get cleaned, personal hygiene, and loads more.

Welcome back for your weekly dose of randomness, this week we talk about films that shouldn't be remade, getting scanted at school, things that cost too much money now, getting the bus and loads more randomness 😊

It has been a while since we've had some guests in to join us, so we got 2 as the Ewart Bros joined us tonight for a chat on things on our minds, we spoke about Hyrox, Food Influencers, Bonus Balls and the key question of the night, why is there always steak pie at funerals in Scotland?

It's our first phone-in episode, we asked for you to send us in some messages and phone us for a blether and you didn't let us down, some absolute class stories on this one and some unbelievable callers 😂😂😂

Strap yourselves in for this week's as we discuss some hot topics, from our radio debut, pumpkin picking and gender reveals to what song you want to die to. This will 100% make your Monday a lot better 😂

Happy Monday troops, we're back for more randomness as we chat about trick or treaters, home-made Haloween costumes, sliding door moments and some more gems from Chris's dad 😊

We're back to brighten up your Monday night with another episode of random patter, Chris is back from holiday, so we got the Dubai lowdown along with the usual random subjects that pop up 😊

When I say this episode is random, it's an understatement, we speak about whether a guy and a girl can just be mates?, the definition of a bad boy, what our dream jobs would be and some utter carnage in between 😂😂😂

Happy Monday troops, we're back with another stormer as we chat to Stephanie Heaney, it's the usual collection of random topics as we discuss Stephanie's appearence in Playboy, what we'd do if we won the Euromillions, folk that take splitting the bill to the extreme and much more randomness 😊

I hope you're all ready for another episode of daftness for a Monday; we had Jenn in today, who talked us through some crazy dating experiences, Chris told us what he would do in an emergency on a plane, and the key question was, would you say hello to someone's dog? 😂

Today you finally get to see the guy who is always howling away in the background as Chris and Gary talk nonsense, Producer Paul is in the chair as we chat about his experiences working in Mcdonalds at the Forge and the Virgin Megastore on Buchanan St (what a shop that was !!!!).

There is some top nostalgia in this one and plenty of over-sharing from Chris as per 😂

Another class guest for our 10th episode as we sit down with Mark Dallas, we chat all things from Mark journey from setting up ICW wrestling to being part of the WWE, what he's working on just now and more importantly, does he take his clothes off when he goes to the toilet 😂

The hopes and dreams of Chris's mum have come true as we got Kenny in for a chat. We had to get some football chat in, but there was a lot of randomness as well, we covered what Kenny's doing now, a little bit on the current situation at Rangers and some very random questions from Chris's numbers game 😂

It's just the two of us this week as we have a look back at the episodes we have done so far, answer some of your questions and some unscripted comedy gold in this episode that was outrageous 😂😂😂😂

Get ready for another episode of us having a laugh and chatting all manner of randomness with our first female guest Ash Reid who you will probably know better as Mama Reid from the Girls Overheard Podcast. This episode wll 100% cheer up your Monday 😊

We're back with a guest almost as funny as Chris and Gary, we have comedian Gary Faulds in the hot seat this week as we discuss birthdays, Gary's recent trip to Iraq, school assemblies, gangs and loads more 😊

How have we reached episode 5 already!!!, get ready for your weekly dose of madness as we discuss TV shows we watched as kids, pranks, games you used to play and accents, we also get to hear from Chris's time working in the bingo 😭

Join us for an episode guaranteed to make you laugh, we have Chris McInnes owner of @lunch and @tophskis for some top chat on high school scran, bad fashion choices, nicknames at school and much more.

Some cracking chat today as we look at pre-holiday rituals, high school psychopaths, scheme footballers and loads more ☺️

We're back with some of your dating stories and red flags when using dating apps etc, some class chat and feel free to throw your views in on the dating stories covered 🙈

We're back for our first official episode and if we say so ourselves, it's a belter as we discuss WWF Wrestling, karaoke songs, teenage pin-ups and more importantly, what's the most random thing we've eaten on a roll, plus loads more 👌

Join Chris and Gary for the pilot episode of the Monday Club, we chat about pet hates, conspiracies, holidays growing up and all manner of nonsense 😂