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| #370 THEY’RE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A WOUND! 🚨🤧🪬 | 12 Oct 2026 | 01:17:03 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “THEY’RE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A WOUND!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #370 0:00 #370 THEY’RE TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A WOUND! 🚨🤧🪬 10:09 Shuffle 51:46 Bottom of the Deck 57:27 Card 1 59:38 Card 2 01:09:56 Card 3 01:13:23 Uh oh! Join my BACKSTAGE PASS! Almost Personal Weekly Tarot Readings Every Saturday! Starting at $29.99/mo. USD Click the Join button under the video or follow my Membership link to join: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJDb_OqhZbI-XpEEhCo-cTg/join See you backstage! ⭐️ Much love, Missy DONATIONS WELCOME ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ Want to book a Personal Reading with me? 🔮 Email me to book a reading: missysuegordon@gmail.com $150 USD Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 USD Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. | |||
| #369 YOU BROKE THE CURSE! ⛓️💥😮❤️💍🏡☀️ New Moon in Libra 🌚 October 10, 2026 | 10 Oct 2026 | 01:11:57 | |
“YOU BROKE THE CURSE!” This reading is for the New Moon in Libra. New Moon in Libra Saturday October 10, 2026 11:50 AM ET 17° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #369 0:00 #369 YOU BROKE THE CURSE! ⛓️💥😮❤️💍🏡☀️ New Moon in Libra 🌚 October 10, 2026 29:54 Shuffle 37:01 Bottom of the Deck 50:50 Card 1 54:39 Card 2 01:00:45 Card 3 Join my BACKSTAGE PASS! Almost Personal Weekly Tarot Readings Every Saturday! Starting at $29.99/mo. USD Click the Join button under the video or follow my Membership link to join: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJDb_OqhZbI-XpEEhCo-cTg/join See you backstage! ⭐️ Much love, Missy DONATIONS WELCOME ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ Want to book a Personal Reading with me? 🔮 Email me to book a reading: missysuegordon@gmail.com $150 USD Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 USD Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. | |||
| #368 YOU FULFILLED THE PROPHECY! 📜 | 09 Oct 2026 | 01:13:51 | |
“YOU FULFILLED THE PROPHECY!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #368 0:00 #368 YOU FULFILLED THE PROPHECY! 📜 00:54 Shuffle 08:14 Bottom of the Deck 16:24 Card 1 17:20 Card 2 24:51 Card 3 25:49 Clarification 47:06 LIGHTS! 59:34 “Even Angels Lie” by honeyb33 (Missy Gordon, 2026) 01:05:08 Reading 01:13:20 LIGHTS! Finale | |||
| #367 THEY TRIED TO TRAP YOU! ⛓️🪤🧍♂️ | 07 Oct 2026 | 00:59:37 | |
“THEY TRIED TO TRAP YOU!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #367 0:00 #367 THEY TRIED TO TRAP YOU! ⛓️🪤🧍♂️ 00:05 Shuffle 01:41 Bottom of the Deck 24:57 Card 1 37:44 Card 2 44:44 Card 3 | |||
| #366 WELL, THIS IS AN ADJUSTMENT…. ⚖️ | 05 Oct 2026 | 01:39:27 | |
“WELL, THIS IS AN ADJUSTMENT….” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #366 0:00 #366 WELL, THIS IS AN ADJUSTMENT…. ⚖️ 16:40 Shuffle 21:06 Bottom of the Deck 36:33 Card 1 50:28 Card 2 56:07 Card 3 01:18:51 Clarification 01:35:18 “Q&A” by Missy Gordon (Seasons, 2022) | |||
| #365 YOU OUTRANK THIS PERSON! 😱 October, 2026 | 02 Oct 2026 | 01:26:40 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “YOU OUTRANK THIS PERSON!” This reading is for October, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #365 0:00 #365 YOU OUTRANK THIS PERSON! 😱 October, 2026 00:24 Shuffle 39:07 Bottom of the Deck 47:13 Card 1 47:47 Card 2 51:15 Card 3 51:28 Clarification 01:20:50 “Hope” by Missy Gordon (Seasons, 2022) | |||
| #364 YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A FALLEN ANGEL! 👼👹🔥 | 30 Sep 2026 | 01:01:31 | |
“YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A FALLEN ANGEL!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #364 0:00 #364 YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A FALLEN ANGEL! 👼👹🔥 00:13 Shuffle 03:30 Bottom of the Deck 06:23 Card 1 08:11 Card 2 10:16 Card 3 11:42 Clarification Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #363 THEY SOLD YOU OUT! 👀 | 28 Sep 2026 | 00:59:14 | |
“THEY SOLD YOU OUT!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #363 0:00 #363 THEY SOLD YOU OUT! 👀 00:04 Shuffle 28:20 Bottom of the Deck 40:23 Card 1 46:32 Card 2 50:58 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #362 THIS RETURN TO SENDER IS BRUTAL! ☠️🧿 Full Moon in Aries, September 26, 2026 | 26 Sep 2026 | 01:01:44 | |
“THIS RETURN TO SENDER IS BRUTAL!” This reading is for the Full Moon in Aries. Full Moon in Aries September 26, 2026 12:49 PM ET 3° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #362 0:00 #362 THIS RETURN TO SENDER IS BRUTAL! ☠️🧿 Full Moon in Aries, September 26, 2026 09:03 Shuffle 13:55 Bottom of the Deck 21:20 Card 1 32:47 Card 2 42:03 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #361 THIS WANNABE SORCERER HAS BEEN ATTACKING YOUR CROWN! 👑🐦⬛🔮 | 25 Sep 2026 | 01:27:34 | |
“THIS WANNABE SORCERER HAS BEEN ATTACKING YOUR CROWN!“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #361 0:00 #361 THIS WANNABE SORCERER HAS BEEN ATTACKING YOUR CROWN! 👑🐦⬛🔮 46:31 Shuffle 01:10:20 Bottom of the Deck 01:14:38 Card 1 01:16:40 Card 2 01:19:50 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #360 THEY CURSED THEMSELVES! 🎃💀🦇🍂 Autumn Equinox, 2026 | 23 Sep 2026 | 01:30:07 | |
“THEY CURSED THEMSELVES!” This reading is for the Autumn Equinox. Happy Autumn Equinox! 🍂 (And Happy Spring! 🌸) Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #360 0:00 #360 THEY CURSED THEMSELVES! 🎃💀🦇🍂 Autumn Equinox, 2026 25:30 Shuffle 44:35 Bottom of the Deck 50:24 Card 1 51:38 Card 2 57:51 Card 3 01:05:28 “Love Song in the Storm” (Missy Gordon, Beyond, 2019) 01:09:55 93 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #359 NOW THEY OWE YOU! 😏 | 21 Sep 2026 | 01:14:03 | |
“NOW THEY OWE YOU!“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #359 0:00 #359 NOW THEY OWE YOU! 😏 31:15 Shuffle 44:30 Bottom of the Deck 46:45 Card 1 53:45 Card 2 59:12 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #358 THIS EVIDENCE WILL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE! 👩⚖️⚖️ Libra Season, 2026 | 18 Sep 2026 | 01:06:43 | |
“THIS EVIDENCE WILL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE!” This reading is for Libra Season, 2026. ♎️ Happy Birthday, Libra! 🎉 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #358 0:00 #358 THIS EVIDENCE WILL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE! 👩⚖️⚖️ Libra Season, 2026 22:48 Happy Birthday, Libra! 🎉 37:44 Shuffle 42:36 Bottom of the Deck 54:03 Card 1 57:50 Card 2 01:00:55 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #357 THIS IS A LOT….. | 16 Sep 2026 | 00:55:11 | |
“THIS IS A LOT…..“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #357 0:00 #357 THIS IS A LOT….. Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #356 THEY LIED TO YOU! 🤥 | 14 Sep 2026 | 01:19:34 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “THEY LIED TO YOU!“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #356 0:00 #356 THEY LIED TO YOU! 🤥 44:04 Shuffle 45:03 Bottom of the Deck 52:57 Card 1 58:54 Card 2 01:10:14 Card 3 The Truman Show scene clip: https://youtu.be/xxFj4iNmsJE?is=IR6uYDKiZunufuEt Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #355 END OF DETOUR! ⚠️🛑 | 11 Sep 2026 | 01:18:24 | |
“END OF DETOUR!“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #355 0:00 #355 END OF DETOUR! ⚠️🛑 28:29 Shuffle 43:50 Bottom of the Deck 51:19 Card 1 56:39 Card 2 01:03:36 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #354 DESTINY SWAP FLOP!!! 💅🏻 New Moon in Virgo, September 10, 2026 | 09 Sep 2026 | 01:31:57 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “DESTINY SWAP FLOP!!!“ This Reading is for the New Moon in Virgo. New Moon in Virgo September 10, 2026 11:27PM 18° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #354 0:00 #354 DESTINY SWAP FLOP!!! 💅🏻 New Moon in Virgo, September 10, 2026 00:10 Shuffle 45:47 Bottom of the Deck 54:24 Card 1 01:05:13 Card 2 01:14:39 Card 3 01:25:22 “I’ve Seen The Glory” - Missy Gordon (I’ve Seen The Glory EP, 2014) Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #353 THEY CAN’T FOOL YOU! 🚫👁️🐍🦉🦊 The Next 3 Months | 07 Sep 2026 | 01:13:14 | |
“THEY CAN’T FOOL YOU!“ This Reading is for the Next 3 Months. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #353 0:00 #353 THEY CAN’T FOOL YOU! 🚫👁️🐍🦉🦊 The Next 3 Months 33:20 Shuffle 54:23 Bottom of the Deck 55:21 Card 1 01:00:03 Card 2 01:01:23 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #352 YOU’RE A DOUBLE AGENT! 👀🥷😎 | 04 Sep 2026 | 01:30:26 | |
“YOU’RE A DOUBLE ANGENT!“ This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #352 0:00 #352 YOU’RE A DOUBLE AGENT! 👀🥷😎 01:02:41 Shuffle 01:03:52 Bottom of the Deck 01:06:55 Card 1 01:12:52 Card 2 01:20:39 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #351 YOU REVERSE ENGINEERED THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION! 🤯 | 02 Sep 2026 | 01:25:07 | |
“YOU REVERSE ENGINEERED THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #351 0:00 #351 YOU REVERSE ENGINEERED THEIR ENTIRE OPERATION! 🤯 00:11 Shuffle 55:24 Bottom of the Deck 01:00:43 Card 1 01:10:42 Card 2 01:17:48 Card 3 Foolish Fish LBRP Tutorial: https://youtu.be/oyao3JZ-Iv0?si=xIkv-LMuQrOpL_Hk Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #350 ENERGY VAMPIRE NEEDS A NEW HOST! 👀🩸🧛♂️⭐️ September, 2026 | 31 Aug 2026 | 01:10:13 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “ENERGY VAMPIRE NEEDS A NEW HOST!” This reading is for September, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #350 0:00 #350 ENERGY VAMPIRE NEEDS A NEW HOST! 👀🩸🧛♂️⭐️ September, 2026 46:05 Shuffle 52:20 Bottom of the Deck 54:01 Card 1 56:59 Card 2 59:51 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #349 YOU’RE MOVING! 🚚 Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces 🌬️ August 28, 2026 | 28 Aug 2026 | 01:08:52 | |
“YOU’RE MOVING!” This reading is for the Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. Partial Lunar Eclipse Full Moon in Pisces August 28, 2026 12:18 AM ET 3° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #349 0:00 YOU’RE MOVING! 🚚 Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces 🌬️August 28, 2026 27:25 Shuffle 46:45 Bottom of the Deck 50:56 Card 1 52:20 Card 2 59:45 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #348 THEIR D**TH MAGICK IS BACKFIRING! ☠️🪦🚫🧿 | 26 Aug 2026 | 01:06:22 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “THEIR D**TH MAGICK IS BACKFIRING!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #348 0:00 #348 THEIR D**TH MAGICK IS BACKFIRING! ☠️🪦🚫🧿 12:28 Shuffle 32:24 Bottom of the Deck 43:42 Card 1 50:53 Card 2 57:23 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #347 TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER YOU! 🫣 | 24 Aug 2026 | 01:00:16 | |
“TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER YOU!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #347 0:00 #347 TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER YOU! 🫣 22:14 Shuffle 27:48 Bottom of the Deck 40:30 Card 1 43:41 Card 2 50:22 Card 3 Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Want to book a Personal Reading with me? EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: $150 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 15 minutes $250 Pre-recorded Video Reading 1 Question 30 mins. Donations Welcome ❤️ Please donate through Youtube or Paypal: paypal.me/missysuegordon Venmo: @missysuegordon Cashapp: $missysuegordon Thanks for supporting the meta mystic show! 🥀🌹🎬🤡✨ | |||
| #346 YOU FIGURED IT OUT! 🧩🕵️♂️👁️🔎🦅 Virgo Season, 2026 | 21 Aug 2026 | 01:00:20 | |
“YOU FIGURED IT OUT!” This reading is for Virgo Season, 2026. Happy Birthday, Virgo! 🎉 This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #346 0:00 #346 YOU FIGURED IT OUT! 🧩🕵️♂️👁️🔎🦅 Virgo Season, 2026 27:19 Shuffle 33:43 Bottom of the Deck 36:40 Card 1 48:12 Card 2 54:18 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach 📚 EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #345 WHAT DID THEY DO?! 😳🐍🪄 | 19 Aug 2026 | 00:59:56 | |
“WHAT DID THEY DO?!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #345 0:00 #345 WHAT DID THEY DO?! 😳🐍🪄 29:00 Shuffle 48:59 Bottom of the Deck 53:29 Card 1 54:39 Card 2 57:03 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach 📚 EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #344 THEY HAVE 72 HRS. | 17 Aug 2026 | 01:09:44 | |
“THEY HAVE 72 HRS.” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #344 0:00 #344 THEY HAVE 72 HRS. Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach 📚 EMAIL ME ⬇️ TO BOOK A READING: | |||
| #343 YOU *ALMOST* FELL FOR IT… OR DID YOU? 😏 | 14 Aug 2026 | 01:00:26 | |
“YOU *ALMOST* FELL FOR IT… OR DID YOU?” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #343 0:00 #343 YOU *ALMOST* FELL FOR IT… OR DID YOU? 😏 18:03 Shuffle 42:10 Bottom of the Deck 48:20 Card 1 52:22 Card 2 54:41 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #342 WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE! 😮💨 Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, August 12, 2026 | 12 Aug 2026 | 01:00:46 | |
“WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE!” This reading is for the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo. Total Solar Eclipse New Moonin Leo August 12, 2026 1:45 PM ET 20° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #342 0:00 #342 WELCOME TO THE NEXT PHASE! 😮💨 Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, August 12, 2026 2:00 Shuffle 4:03 Bottom of the Deck 17:30 Card 1 33:08 Card 2 58:24 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #341 YOU JUST HOPPED TIMELINES! 🤯🐸‼️ | 10 Aug 2026 | 00:59:14 | |
“YOU JUST HOPPED TIMELINES!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #341 0:00 #341 YOU JUST HOPPED TIMELINES! 🤯🐸‼️ 23:10 Shuffle 29:52 Bottom of the Deck 39:35 Card 1 45:09 Card 2 50:32 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #340 IS THIS A LOVE READING?! ❤️🔥 | 07 Aug 2026 | 00:58:13 | |
“IS THIS A LOVE READING?!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #340 0:00 #340 IS THIS A LOVE READING?! ❤️🔥 19:19 Shuffle 28:02 Bottom of the Deck 32:44 Card 1 45:23 Card 2 49:18 Card 3 | |||
| #339 PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF! 🚀🔥 Lion’s Gate Portal 8/8 🦁 2026 | 05 Aug 2026 | 01:05:45 | |
“PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF!” This reading is for the Lion’s Gate Portal. Lion’s Gate August 8, 2026 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #339 0:00 #339 PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF! 🚀🔥 Lion’s Gate Portal 8/8 🦁 2026 02:28 Shuffle 03:18 Bottom of the Deck 10:38 Card 1 21:32 Card 2 30:52 Card 3 32:23 Clarification 45:49 Full Moon in Aquarius Bay Leaf Release Ritual 47:51 “Letter of Sorrows” by Missy Gordon (poem) 🍃 52:52 Full Moon Mini Reading Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #338 THEY CAN’T ESCAPE THIS HEAVY KARMA! 😱💸⚖️🪐 Saturn Retrograde, July 26 - December 10, 2026 | 03 Aug 2026 | 01:00:25 | |
“THEY CAN’T ESCAPE THIS HEAVY KARMA!” This reading is for Saturn Retrograde. Saturn Retrograde 🪐 July 26, December 10, 2026 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #338 0:00 #338 THEY CAN’T ESCAPE THIS HEAVY KARMA! 😱💸⚖️🪐 Saturn Retrograde, July 26 - December 10, 2026 12:34 Shuffle 36:14 Bottom of the Deck 44:22 Card 1 52:03 Card 2 55:21 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #337 THIS PERSON IS A SHAPESHIFTER! ⚠️👼🎭👹 August, 2026 | 31 Jul 2026 | 00:58:19 | |
“THIS PERSON IS A SHAPESHIFTER!” This reading is for August, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #337 0:00 #337 THIS PERSON IS A SHAPESHIFTER! ⚠️👼🎭👹 August, 2026 01:29 Shuffle 23:11 Bottom of the Deck 36:07 Card 1 46:02 Card 2 50:39 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #336 YOU ARE STANDING BETWEEN WORLDS! 🤯🌎 Full Moon in Aquarius, July 29, 2026 | 29 Jul 2026 | 00:58:08 | |
“YOU ARE STANDING BETWEEN WORLDS!” This reading is for the Full Moon in Aquarius. Full Moon in Aquarius July 29, 2026 10:36 AM ET 6° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #336 0:00 #336 YOU ARE STANDING BETWEEN WORLDS! 🤯🌎 Full Moon in Aquarius July 29, 2026 0:06 Shuffle 8:08 Bottom of the Deck 19:29 Card 1 35:50 Card 2 41:06 Card 3 46:56 Clarification Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #335 DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! 🪤🧀🐀 The Next 3 Months | 27 Jul 2026 | 00:58:56 | |
“DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! ” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #335 0:00 #335 DON’T TAKE THE BAIT! 🪤🧀🐀 The Next 3 Months 0:04 Shuffle 28:47 Bottom of the Deck 37:06 Card 1 45:28 Card 2 51:44 Card 3 Melissa Gordon, Certified Intuitive Coach Email me ⬇️ to book a reading: | |||
| #334 TIME’S UP! ⌛️⏰ | 24 Jul 2026 | 00:52:19 | |
“TIME’S UP!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #334 0:00 #334 TIME’S UP! ⌛️⏰ 18:05 Shuffle 29:26 Bottom of the Deck 36:22 Card 1 39:01 Card 2 44:33 Card 3 | |||
| #333 YOU’RE CASHING OUT! 💰💸 🎰 777 | 22 Jul 2026 | 00:55:57 | |
“YOU’RE CASHING OUT!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #333 0:00 #333 YOU’RE CASHING OUT! 💰💸 🎰 777 10:52 Shuffle 20:03 Bottom of the Deck 27:40 Card 1 36:08 Card 2 42:09 Card 3 43:22 Clarification | |||
| #332 THIS IS THE CLOSURE! 🚪 Leo Season, 2026 | 21 Jul 2026 | 01:17:57 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 “THIS IS THE CLOSURE!!” This reading is for Leo Season, 2026. Happy Birthday, Leo! 🎉 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #332 0:00 #332 THIS IS THE CLOSURE! 🚪 Leo Season, 2026 28:22 Shuffle 38:37 Bottom of the Deck 40:49 Card 1 45:28 Card 2 49:02 Card 3 50:45 Puzzle Pieces 🧩 Vision 0:1:11:26 “I Waited” original song by Missy Gordon (2012) 01:14:48 Outro | |||
| #331 THIS PERSON IS BAD LUCK! 🚫🙅🎰🍀🧿 | 17 Jul 2026 | 01:03:03 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 Sensitive topics. “THIS PERSON IS BAD LUCK!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #331 0:00 #331 THIS PERSON IS BAD LUCK! 🚫🙅🎰🍀🧿 41:48 Shuffle 51:14 Bottom of the Deck 54:16 Card 1 57:40 Card 2 58:51 Card 3 | |||
| #330 YOU WON! 🏆🥇🎖️ | 15 Jul 2026 | 01:20:29 | |
“YOU WON!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #330 0:00 #330 YOU WON! 🏆🥇🎖️ 01:00:18 Aftershow "I win every day just by being alive." - MSG Understanding Aleister Crowley's Thoth Tarot: New Edition by Lon Milo DuQuette: https://amzn.to/4grcJtA (Amazon affiliate link, I get a small commission.) | |||
| #329 THIS PERSON CRAVES YOU.🔥🥵❤️🔥 New Moon in Cancer, July 14, 2026 | 13 Jul 2026 | 01:01:56 | |
“THIS PERSON CRAVES YOU.” This reading is for the New Moon in Cancer. New Moon in Cancer July 14, 2026 5:43 AM ET 21° Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #329 0:00 #329 THIS PERSON CRAVES YOU.🔥🥵❤️🔥 New Moon in Cancer, 19:04 I don’t normally do this but… 39:18 Intro 42:52 Bottom of the Deck 44:37 Card 1 48:20 Card 2 51:15 Card 3 51:44 Clarification | |||
| #328 YOU’RE ENTERING THE FLOW STATE! 🌊👁️🐅🦄🧬 Pop-Up Episode, July 12, 2026 | 12 Jul 2026 | 00:10:02 | |
“YOU’RE ENTERING THE FLOW STATE!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #328 0:00 #328 YOU’RE ENTERING THE FLOW STATE! 🌊👁️🐅🦄🧬 Pop-Up Episode, July 12, 2026 | |||
| #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰 | 10 Jul 2026 | 00:59:14 | |
T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 Themes of ab*use. “THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #327 0:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰 0:00 #327 THEY JUST BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL! 👹🔥💀🪰 55:25 Bottom of the Deck 55:55 Card 1 56:25 Card 2 57:25 Card 3 | |||
| #326 THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?! 🤭😂🤖💻📲 | 08 Jul 2026 | 01:05:08 | |
“THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #326 0:00 #326 THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?! 🤭😂🤖💻📲 36:14 “THEY THINK YOUR GLOW UP IS AI?!” 42:10 Shuffle 48:03 Bottom of the Deck 51:58 Card 1 54:59 Card 2 59:22 Card 3 01:02:28 “I’m Innocent” - Missy Gordon (original poem, 2015) NO AI STORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZlqE_ye1gg | |||
| #325 TAKE IT OFF! 🔥👄 | 06 Jul 2026 | 01:45:35 | |
“TAKE IT OFF!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #325 0:00 #325 TAKE IT OFF! 🔥👄 51:42 “TAKE IT OFF!” 01:01:26 Shuffle 01:13:33 Intro 01:18:18 Bottom of the Deck 01:22:07 Card 1 01:23:30 Card 2 01:26:42 Card 3 01:32:56 Full Moon Ritual 01:35:59 Outro 01:42:42 “Bathroom Stall” by Missy Gordon (2019, original song) | |||
| #324 THEY’RE LYING! 🤥 Pop- Up Reading, July 4th, 2026 🎆 | 04 Jul 2026 | 00:15:33 | |
“THEY’RE LYING!” This is a Collective Timeless Reading. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #324 0:00 THEY’RE LYING! 🤥 Pop- Up Reading, July 4th, 2026 🎆 | |||
| #323 CHECK THE BASEMENT__JUPITER IN LEO, 2026-2027 👻😳 | 03 Jul 2026 | 01:28:26 | |
“CHECK THE BASEMENT__” This reading is for Jupiter in Leo! June 2026 - July 2027 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #323 0:00 CHECK THE BASEMENT__JUPITER IN LEO, 2026-2027 👻😳 01:21:13 “Blaming You” by Missy Gordon on ukulele (2015) Foolish Fish LBRP Tutorial: https://youtu.be/oyao3JZ-Iv0?si=oEvT3nOFJ6HGi-Kv Here is my album “Overgrown” (2015): https://missygordon.bandcamp.com/album/overgrown If you want to see me play music through the years… Here is my visual album, it’s a compilation album including 11 years of my music, it’s called Seasons (2022): https://youtu.be/b1_HitgR08Q?si=a5FSkhr2V0PEN05u Thanks for going on this journey with me to find my ukulele! Happy Jupiter in Leo, may you find YOUR “ukulele”. Melissa xx | |||
| #322 THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…😳⚠️🤢🤮👀 July, 2026 | 01 Jul 2026 | 01:18:33 | |
“THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…” This reading is for July, 2026. Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #322 0:00 THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…😳⚠️🤢🤮👀 July, 2026 01:08:05 Bottom of the deck 01:09:11 Card 1 01:10:14 Card 2 01:10:52 Card 3 01:15:10 “Lost In You” by Missy Gordon (original song, 2012) | |||
| #321 HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS! 🤬🌋🔥 Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, 2026 | 29 Jun 2026 | 01:05:25 | |
“HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS!” This reading is for Mercury Retrograde in Cancer! June 29th, 2026 - July 23rd, 2026 Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #321 0:00 HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS! 🤬🌋🔥Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, 2026 47:10 Bottom of the Deck 49:49 Card 1 54:35 Card 2 59:14 Card 3 Here is the song I couldn’t find the pitch to 😅 X Ambassadors - Unsteady: https://youtu.be/V0lw3qylVfY?si=WRrQpuC7GwUCFWPg | |||