Ed McGonigal, Dave Primiano and Andy Nolan spiral through government surveillance, UFO conspiracies, Trump assassination theories, Epstein’s magically appearing suicide note, and why every idiot in America suddenly thinks speakerphone conversations belong in public. Somewhere between cockfighting scandals, NFL games on Christmas, and pajama pants at funerals, the guys attempt to determine whether society is collapsing or just getting lazier.
Also discussed: strip clubs, honeypot spies, James Bond casting drama, alien disappointment, Christopher Nolan making movies longer than prison sentences, and why Eagles football is the only thing holding civilization together.
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00:00 Intro Chaos & Disease Jokes
00:01:19 Virus Ship Panic & Covid Skepticism
00:02:14 Government Quarantine Centers
00:03:00 Covid Rules & Lockdowns Revisited
00:05:20 Hantavirus, Rats & Philly Trash
00:07:14 Philly Speed Cameras Are A Scam
00:09:08 Cashless Society & Government Tracking
00:11:14 Venmo, Strippers & Strip Club Stories
00:14:27 Trump Assassination Conspiracy Theories
00:18:46 Epstein’s “Suicide Note” Appears Years Later
00:21:02 Roast Culture & Offensive Comedy
00:24:24 Eagles Playing On Thanksgiving & Christmas
00:28:35 NFL Taking Over Every Holiday
00:29:35 Baseball Injuries & Sports Toughness
00:33:00 MLB Cockfighting Scandal
00:35:19 Honeypot Spies & Government Secrets
00:38:03 UFO Files, Aliens & Area 51
00:41:21 Drunk Presidents & Kamala Jokes