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The Love Ark

Jonas Oppenheim

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Frequency: 1 episode/9d. Total Eps: 7

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! "The Love Ark" is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told as episodes of "The Love Boat." Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal. The show is serialized, with cinematic sound design—headphones recommended! Starring Leon Russom (The Big Lebowski) as Noah. Special guests include Simon Helberg (The Big Bang Theory) and Ryan Hurst (Sons of Anarchy). All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD.

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The Love Ark, Ep. 6 - "Endgame"

Season 1 · Episode 6

Monday, October 18, 2021 • Duration 30:00

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark! “The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, in the style of “The Love Boat.” Romance! Miracles! Murder! And two of each animal.

Episode 6: “Endgame”

Season finale! The family has had enough of Noah’s erratic leadership. But their mutiny is interrupted by the arrival of a second Ark...and a second Noah. What is God up to? Can the Arks co-exist peacefully? Or will Noah’s paranoia and competitive religiosity get the best of them? If you've listened this far, you already know the answers. This week's special guest is Troy Garity (Ballers, Barbershop).

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham and Donner the Reindeer

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Beatrice the Bee, Babs the Chicken, Lisa the Gorilla, Adonis the Unicorn, and Pat

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Chuck the Rooster, Frank the Unicorn, Yam, Snake, and Announcer

With Special Guest TROY GARITY as Noah

And Special Guest SIMON HELBERG as Bob

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

Graphic Design SHARON LEVY

Special Thanks

#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP

BOB DEROSA

COLIN MCGINN

CHRIS NOLD

CORA OLSON

BEN ROCK

LYRA SMITH

ERIC WEN

DIANE & COSIMO

Headphones recommended!

Instagram, Twitter, & TikTok: @lovearkpodcast

For episode transcriptions or other questions, please email lovearkpodcast@gmail.com

Season 1 is complete! We'd love to hear your thoughts about the show. Seriously!

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The Love Ark, Ep. 5: "Clausgiving"

Season 1 · Episode 5

Monday, October 11, 2021 • Duration 25:19

Episode 5: “Clausgiving”

It’s Christmas!...in a few thousand years. But when Santa Claus lands on the Ark, holiday cheer turns ugly as Noah learns the true meaning of Santa’s visit. Sparks fly between Ham and Rudolph, while Naameh and Japheth attempt to help Noah make better decisions. This week's special guest star is Ryan Hurst (The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy)!

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham and Donner the Reindeer

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Babs the Chicken, Lisa the Gorilla, and Blitzen the Reindeer

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Rudolph the Reindeer, Frank the Unicorn, Drunk Panda, and Announcer

With Special Guest RYAN HURST as Santa Claus

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

The Love Ark, Ep. 4: "The Ark Monkey Trial"

Season 1 · Episode 4

Monday, October 4, 2021 • Duration 26:43

Episode 4: “The Ark Monkey Trial”

As Noah imposes strict rules on the Ark, a couple of atheist stowaways surface. Soon Noah has them on trial for their beliefs, even as they tempt Naameh into an erotic adventure. Shem and Marilyn adjust to life as parents of a bouncing baby parrot. This week's special guest is Simon Helberg of "The Big Bang Theory"!

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Pat, Lisa the Gorilla, Adonis the Unicorn, Praying Mantis Susan, and Rabbit

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Elephant, Rabbit, and Announcer

With Special Guest
SIMON HELBERG as Bob

And Introducing
DAVID MAYES as Kangaroo

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

The Love Ark, Ep. 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

Season 1 · Episode 3

Monday, September 27, 2021 • Duration 24:26

Episode 3: “The Isle of GHRQ”

The Ark encounters a tiny island inhabited by Noah’s sister, Carol, and millions of roaches. As the siblings catch up, Noah explores the possibility of worshipping a different, more benevolent deity. Meanwhile, Naameh helps Shem and Marilyn find an animal that they can pretend to give birth to, and Ham makes a play for Noah's love.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Aunt Carol, Lisa the Gorilla, and Adonis the Unicorn

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Frank the Unicorn, Rhino, and Announcer

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

The Love Ark, Ep. 2: “Murder, She Arked”

Season 1 · Episode 2

Monday, September 20, 2021 • Duration 25:16

Episode 2: “Murder, She Arked!”

When mystery writer and renown sleuth Jessica Fletcher washes up on a lifeboat, she and Japheth fall in love. But when Jessica starts poking her nose into the mystery of a missing passenger, Ham has to cover his tracks...and he drags Noah into the coverup. Also, Shem and Marilyn get fake-married.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Jessica Fletcher, Babs the Chicken, and Adonis the Unicorn

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Chuck the Rooster, Frank the Unicorn, Cow, Snake, Giraffe, and Announcer

Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

The Love Ark, Ep. 1: "All Aboard!"

Season 1 · Episode 1

Monday, September 13, 2021 • Duration 26:39

Episode 1: "All Aboard!"

As the family prepares the Ark, Noah frets that he may have misinterpreted his encounter with God—where’s the damn flood? Meanwhile, Shem smuggles his girlfriend Marilyn on board by convincing Noah that she’s pregnant. Ham tries to patch things up with the mother of his human-puppy-hybrid children.

Cast
LEON RUSSOM.....Noah
ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh
DEREK MEHN.....Ham
WILL MILES.....Japheth
NICK TURNER.....Shem
MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn
LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Babs the Chicken, Adonis the Unicorn
SCOTT GOLDEN.....Frank the Unicorn, Announcer

With Special Guest
JOCELYN TOWNE as Emily the Dog

And Introducing
COSIMO OPPENHEIM as Weasels

Written, produced, directed, and edited by
JONAS OPPENHEIM

Music composed and performed by
ZACHARY BERNSTEIN

The Love Ark theme sung by
MICHAEL LANAHAN

Sound Designer
JAIME ROBLEDO

Foley Artist
MONIQUE REYMOND

Foley Mixer
ROBERTO ALEGRIA

Foley FX
TRANSPARENT SOUND

Additional material by
ED GOODMAN
RAY OLSON
NICK TURNER

Recorded at the M1-5 West recording studio by
RILEY GEARE

Additional Engineering
FRANCESCO CARROZZO

Legal Services DAVID MAYES

The Love Ark - Trailer

Season 1

Thursday, August 26, 2021 • Duration 01:54

It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!

“The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told in the style of “The Love Boat.” Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal.

When God commands Noah to build an Ark and fill it with beasts, Noah obeys. But it’s not just a floating zoo—it’s a full-service luxury cruise. Captain Noah has his hands full guessing at God’s will, while managing his family of sinners. Noah’s wife Naameh handles the guests, procuring udders of tingling ointment and performing the occasional chicken abortion. Eldest son Shem sneaks his alcoholic girlfriend Marilyn onboard by faking a pregnancy...which works until they have to produce a baby. Good son Japheth suffers a broken heart when his lover mysteriously disappears, while bad son Ham prowls the Ark for biblical knowledge of the animal guests. As the heavens open, Noah realizes that he and his family are bad. Extremely bad. As chaos, calamity, and sin consume the Ark, Noah grows desperate to please God...and avoid His wrath.

All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD.

Cast

LEON RUSSOM.....Noah

ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh

DEREK MEHN.....Ham

WILL MILES.....Japheth

NICK TURNER.....Shem

MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn

LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Jessica Fletcher, Aunt Carol, Babs the Chicken & more

SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Rudolph the Reindeer, Frank the Unicorn & more

With Special Guests

SIMON HELBERG (The Big Bang Theory, Annette)

RYAN HURST (Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead)

JOCELYN TOWNE (Lodge 49)

and TROY GARITY (Ballers)

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