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Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his brain, and a brutal Week 1 that left him questioning everything. The crew hits Premier and Champeens highs and lows, the close ones that went down to the wire, Chop League FAAB chaos, drama filled kicker point gate and the final decision, early trades, Discord heat, and TGND's amazing review magazine. The episode ends with a rousing poop discussion.

Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll delight, creme brulees, and perfect steak. It was an epic weekend.

LANA STRAW!!! The 2026 Season is upon us, year 11 of Lana Straw is about to begin! Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town get you excited for the upcoming season and break down draft weekend. Fart Toot is still beaming with his championship glow while Amburgers faces the realties of what he faces on draft weekend. Get involved, get excited, and call us with your draft weekend excitement ‪(469) 249-0255‬! Good luck this year Lana Straw!

We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing championship final, as well as Fart Toot Squeaks incredible run from relegated to champion. They listen to some voicemails from Boom and Jackin Goff before and after their games. Finally the painful process of discussing the relegation battle takes place as Amburgers grasps at reasons for relegation and bemoans the system. Thanks to all who listened this year and we'll see you on the next one!

Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the week that was and what is ahead. Amburgers defends his relegation team, and offers some insight to the current system. Discusiions on next years playoff seeding and possible rule changes are broken down. Shout out to some great discord moments this week are discussed and much more! It's playoff and relegation season!

We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the week that led up to the playoffs. Amburgers proposes some potential changes for next year. And a final look at some bench situations on the Champeens, and lets just say, it is not pretty. This episode is power packed for the playoffs, good luck Lana Straw!!

Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He also recaps his stellar performance at draft weekend and we get some insight into why he dominated pool football. The playoff picture is coming into view and they break down both leagues and what each manager needs in the coming week. They round it out with a look back at all the drama in college football last week, and the coaching shuffles across the sport.

Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and listen to a listener voicemail! Then break down the trades and the trade deadline drama going on in some teams front offices behind the scenes. They round it out by sharing what they are thankful for on this Thanksgiving.

This a packed episode with the one and only CELERY STICKS! Fresh off a controversial W Celery joins the crew to talk about his wild season thus far and what could be in store for the rest of the year. They dive into typical Shiny controversy. The mastermind is at it again. Boom gets another W and half the league changes their Boomy names. A lot of trades to get to, including a deeper dive into TGND's trades this year. Some teams get ripped and you can probably guess who.

The one and only Cowboy's September Dreams joins H Town and Amburgers this week. He comes ready with some amazing ideas for the league and shares his experience thus far in his two years in the Champeens League. They break down the standings in both leagues, discuss the pillow fights and blow outs and the merits of a Kicker super flex? A punter / kicker side league? It ends with a tremendous question and a real catch 22. You don't want to miss this one!

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town go over certain teams injury luck this year as well as game put on by Mr. Squeak. They look over the discord shennanigans, rip some people including each other, review trades and round it out with a to go bag! Featuring the classic spoiled dogs that get featured on college football... Or maybe it's Diamond Dogs himself that is spoiled with Caleb Williams! Have a listen and always feel free to call the pod line at 469-249-0255

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Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues for week 7 then dive right in. They share their own power rank list. They discuss the Willies waiver swagger and how calls out the discord. Some people get ripped and they wrap it up with a new segment "Amburgers To Go Bag." Can you recognize the NFL broadcast theme songs?

Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has developed in the league. They recap the typical MNF madness in Lana Straw including TGND's amazing gif. The team survivor pool champs are crowned, and look forward to individual pool coming up. They discuss some of the champeen excitement along with some Premier managers getting ripped. Most importantly they break down the trades of the week including some 5.0 earthquakes that sent shockwaves through Lana.

With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How injuries have affected the league and some managers. Some Champeens get ripped, we play some listener voicemails and look across the standings!

Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his name is, THOMAS, joins Fart Toot and Amburgers for this star studded episode. You get to hear about how these Three Musketeers came to be, and a look at their seasons thus far. Spoiler, the Jackal likes where he's at. A wild recap of Monday Night Football with some joy and heartbreak is discussed. They break down the trades of the week as well as debuting a new intro for Booms trade corner. Some people get ripped and of course some bold predictions are made. But wait there's more! The Cowboys fans stick around for an episode after the episode as they share in a Cowboys therapy session.

The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and dive into his trade psychology. Then a quick update on the survivor pool and The Jackals amazing week. How could we do a podcast without acknowledging Lana Straw's own Brandon Aubrey?! A new segment, Boom Baums trade corner is debuted with a recap of some recent trading as Amburgers and Boom duke it out along with Fart Toot QB hoarding. A blockbuster trade takes place during the episode, and another new segment is debuted "It's Time to Get Ripped!". This is a jam packed episode you don't want to miss it! Let us know your thoughts at 469-249-0255 and leave a voicemail for the podcast! Maybe you have a question, a suggestion, need some different angles on a Lana trade offer, anything let us know!

The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the trade deals from the last week and the Waiver Wire bonanza for Herbert and QJ. Amburgers offers up an interesting peace offering to TGND. H Town would like to emphasize the projections this year, and they round it out with some BOLD predictions and a start/sit discussion.

Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1 ESPN projected draft Chase shares his experience from the draft weekend in Fredericksburg and what we can expect out of his team this year. Do we have another live trade take place on the pod? TGND shares some info on an amazing project he's working on to take Lana to an entirely new level! And we all recount some recent trade proceedings including some interesting trade reversals. Lets go Lana Straw, good luck this year!!

The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was recorded before the Micah Parsons trade FYI, otherwise Amburgers' disposition would've been way worse.

Draft weekend is nigh! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers get you ready for the upcoming draft weekend. They say goodbye to some fallen Straw's and yearn for their return. Break down what to expect this weekend as well as some expectations for the attendees. They also look at some trade and keeper scenarios to help everyone better understand what some of the rules are and how it functions come draft weekend. Stretch your groins, stretch your buns, and get your keepers in order, draft weekend is HERE!!

"We're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" Sam Ehlinger post Sugar Bowl.gif The boys have returned to kick off a new season! The Commish, the back to back, and the 3 time have convened to break some huge draft weekend news. For any suggestions and ideas for draft weekend, please go to the suggestion box channel on the discord!

The first ever back to back champion in Lana Straw history Amburgers opens the episode with a royal celebration! He issues a very important statement then shares and passes out gifts he has for the entire league! Fart Toot reflects on the relegation journey and everyone evaluates the state of the relegation process. Then also setup what the next rules meeting might look like as they go through the various changes that may be voted on for next year.

Thank you Lana Straw for listening this season and to all of our guests. This is the best league in Fantasy Football! We're looking to have some episodes this offseason and continue some league discussions in the off season, stay tuned!

Merry Christmas Lana straw! Your podcasters show their dedication to bringing you an episode on Christmas evening. Most notably our commissioner, Fart Toot staring down potential relegation, is committed to you. No matter the outcome this week, he is putting whichever league he finds himself in on notice. He vows to deliver the most flammable, potent, and remarkable Fart Toots next year. Amburgers, and H-Town join in to discuss last week's playoff matchups, and congratulate our Champeen members who achieved promotion, Average Joe's and David's Darlings! Now they battle it out this week to decide who gets to pick their inherited premiere league squad first. They honor Shiney and TGND's remarkable seasons, and look ahead to the coming week and evaluate how the relegation tournament setup has worked thus far. Finally this week, 2 teams will be relegated, one will be crowned champion. Will the commissioner be relegated in its inaugural season? Will Over Under stave him off with his new found running back resurgence? Will James Conner even play? Will Amburgers complete the first ever back-to-back in Lana Straw history? Will diamond dogs in his debutante season cap it off in the most remarkable way possible by bringing home a championship? So much is on the line this week!

Not only one but TWO members of the Champeens League joined the pod this week. Average Joes and David's Darlings are on the precipice of promotion if they can secure wins this week. We look at their seasons and what's at stake in the coming week. Do they understand the gravity of the situation? Everyone digs into the amazing first week of playoff action and relegation tourney, and look ahead to the big matchups this week!

The moment has arrived, a playoff for glory is set, and a race to maintain relevance is off. Dirty South joins the pod to make it two playoff teams and two relegation race teams on the show this week. We run down the final week as the playoffs were cemented. We take a look at the matchups for the first week of playoffs and what it's like to be in the potential relegation zone. There was some turmoil and discord in the discord this past week so we break that down, what is a Cinderella? Does Boom have a glass slipper? And finally Amburgers brings some classic audio from last year. We listen to ourselves a year ago expounding on the initial thoughts of a relegation tournament. What were the thoughts on being relegated this time last year?

Oh boy....this time of year is always intriguing in Lana Straw. However Lana Straw 2024 with the relegation tournament looming and the guaranteed safety from relegation if you make the playoffs, has the tension ratcheted up to an entirely new level. Technically going into this last week only two spots are officially wrapped up (apologies for last week, those playoff standings weren't correct). Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers review last weeks action, and the crazy Monday night happenings. They acknowledge Shineys mark he has made on Lana Straw. A detailed playoff breakdown is dug into looking at the many possible scenarios as well as the relegation tournament scenarios. A time for reflection is had as they all reflect on the mental and sometimes physical stress this league may be having on some members. They also take a look down at the Champeens league seeing as their playoffs are wrapped up with a week left in the regular season. And then a healthy debate is had as they take a look on what the bonus wins setting would have on the premier league and some various rules that may be proposed for the Premiere League next year.

It's the episode you all have feared, Amburgers unleashed! As the Ramsays are tied up with Thanksgiving, Amburgers took to the mic solo to recap the week that was. Multiple playoff berths were achieved this week aka cementing their spot in Lana Straw for next year. He goes over the scoreboard for the week, including a Boom Baum style loss for Amburgers by less than a point. Fart Toot stays alive! He takes a look at some trades at the deadline and where everyone stands with draft dollars. The playoff picture and relegation tourney is setup with its current standings. And he ends the podcast by going over some historic Texas football history involving a family member and how a President helped to define the national champion. To end we listen to some audio from the radio station The Ticket in Dallas laying out how promotion and relegation could look like in the NFL. Lana Straw is paving the way for the future of football everywhere. Put this episode in 2x get through it fast and enjoy your thanksgiving!

The first team to clinch their spot into the Lana Straw Playoffs, and more importantly to avoid relegation and guarantee their spot in Lana Straw Premiere League next year, Diamond Dogs joins the pod! He shares his fantasy football history, how draft weekend was for him entering a weekend of mostly people he's meeting for the first time, and how he clinched his premier league spot! The Diamond Dogs also gather round to encourage Scott on his difficult season thus far. A close look at playoff scenarios is dug into as we discuss the seeding conundrums and what teams may face as we inch closer to the playoffs.

The coughs abound in this episode as Amburgers and Fart Toot fight through sickness to bring this special episode to Lana Straw. H Town is glowing off his 3 game win streak beating Boom this week with big help from his rentals, while also making another real trade this week! Will you rent this week, is it ruining Lana Straw? Standings tighten and we look at the top of the league, is Diamond Dogs built for a run? Amburgers also clears the air about Ben Herbstriet and has some fun Berman audio.

Emotions are high this week, people are stressed, people are tense. We're not talking politics, we're talking Lana Straw 2024 Fantasy Football Season! It's getting close to put up or shut up and the former champ, the great Over Under Achiever, joins the pod to share his determination to fight every week! We get into his season thus far, the details of the Boom / Over Under reverse trade, and his thoughts on some interesting rules popping up in Lana Straw. Amburgers breaks down his narrow victory over TGND as well as laying out the projections for the rest of the season and a look at the playoff picture. Shiney's rental innovation is widely discussed. And also major props are given to two 170+ point weeks from Texas Tornadoes and David's Darlings down in the Champeens. Buckle up!

We break down some big matchups across Lana Straw including the commish himself with a statement win. Looking across the league the standings have grown tighter and most everyone is still in the hunt. We also discuss potential draft dollar scenarios and who will take on the possible draft dollar deficit for the promoted team. We also dive into an interesting trade including a rental player and what ramifications it may have.

One half of our first ever survivor pool tournament champ Texas Tornadoes joins the pod. He shares his storied history with Fantasy Football, and the emotions of qualifying for the premier league this year. As always we break down the exhilarating action of Monday Night Football. We go over some crazy trades of the week and also give TGND his flowers for his season thus far.  And to round out the episode Amburgers has a history lesson to share with Boom Baum! 

There's not much quite like the emotional swings week to week of your fantasy football team, but also your favorite NFL team (unless your Boom of course just pick the team winning that week). H-Town celebrates his first win, and Fart Toot SQUEAKED his way to victory. The top of the table is all held by newer members of the premiere league while the bottom half is full of OG's, will that remain? We break it down. Dallas is as big of a mess as the Cowboys after the Lions beatdown, but Davonte Adams brings some hope. We also award the best Champeens League member team name!

An amazing Monday night in Lana Straw culminated in two games coming down to the wire. A .28 difference in one game and a 1.5 difference in the other. It was a tough week to take in for some managers including H-Town. He talks though the struggles of being 0-5 but why the Champeens league isn't calling just yet. Stay tuned to the end where we break down how the toilet bowl tournament will shake out and what you need to do to avoid it!

Robert aka Willie Nillies joins the pod this week to recap an incredible week in Lana Straw. Dirty South continues his domination, but some other teams join in on the beat downs as well. Do we have a live trade take place on the pod? And H-Town takes Boom to task releasing some DM's.

Shiney Hineys joins the pod this week! We discuss the current state of Thomas' team with Shiney, the closest final score in Lana Straw history? Of course we delve into all the Kicker talk. The Champeens League participation gets called out, bold predictions and more! This episode is jam packed!

The man, the myth, the current 8th place team in the Champeens League (name TBD?) THE JACKAL joins the show. We recap week 2, review some NCT bets, and the Jackal breaks down life in the Champeens League.

Original Lana Straw member Boom Baum joins the podcast to recap week 1, talk plenty of trash to H-Town, and debut his new hit single the "Lana Straw Anthem". He also recaps the epic race of Draft Weekend 2024. Stay tuned towards the end for some fun week 2 predictions and some exciting NCT's!

The Guy Next Door aka John Johnson joins the podcast this week. We dive into the relegation league draft, potential names of that relegation league, and a week 1 preview. Gird your loins week 1 is nigh!

An epic draft weekend was had by all. We recap the amazing events of the week. Has the leather been passed by Scott? Can Amburgers follow up the championship season? Will Boom limit his trades this year? All that and more!

Hope springs eternal a new season is nigh! Fire up the podcast on your journey to draft weekend! We get you ready for the start of a new season, discuss a few new rules for the year, and intro the new relegation league (name TBD). The reigning champion Amburgers teases a new exciting element to the league, and Sybil's Daddy and Fart Toot lay out their predictions for draft weekend. How many trades will Boom make, will Thomas select the Cowboys as one of his keepers!? We'll find out this weekend!

You do not want to miss this episode, especially the first few minutes! Fart Toot, Sybil's Daddy, our former champion Over Under Achievers, and our current champion Amburgers break down the year. The episode begins with a look back at the year that was for Sybils Daddy. Everyone breaks down the season for each manager. A recap of McFartland's wife's birthday party almost being crashed by fantasy football trade talks. They then end it with a look ahead to next year what to look forward to.

2:25 - Sybil's Daddy year in review

10:15 - Championship weekend recap

32:00 - Reflection on each manager

57:00 - Looking ahead

The championship is set! Sybils Daddy, Fart Toot, Willie Nillies, and Amburgers recap last weeks semi finals, and set the stage for the coming week. As a surprise to no one, a majority of the episode is spent on Sybils Daddy miniscule victory in the semis, with little to no mention of Amburgers' vicotry. However the anticipation is mounting for the finals, as well as the Jerry Falwell Jr. Classic, and the guys break it all down!

It's the most wonderful time of the year, the Lana Straw Playoffs! The crew talks about the amazing week 1 playoff action and the amazing Boom Baum joins in on the fun. They recap Thomas' incredible victory. Jono has some great hypotheticals for the group. Scott takes a very introspective look as his fantasy football season. They discuss an amazing idea on how to curb tanking in the coming seasons, wrap it up with some Christmas wishes. Merry Christmas Lana Straw!

In this power packed episode the hottest man in Fantasy Football, Tan King, joins the podcast to talk about his 5 game winning streak! H Town and Amburgers duke it out, and everyone takes a deep dive into collusion, how the playoffs might shape up, and who may win it all!

A quick recap of the final scores from the week 12 matchups. Good luck in week 13.

They refuse to go quietly into the night.!The Anal Basement dwellers are back with their third episode of the season. Bringing their view from the bottom, you don't want to miss it!

Reigning champion Over Under Achievers joins the podcast to bask in his championship glow for at least a few more weeks. They discuss the trades of the week, possible collusion consequences, and what they are thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving!

Guy Next Door joins the podcast to talk about his season thus far. Dives into tanking science, proposes some tanking rules for next season, maybe he's not a tanker, and learns that there is money involved in this league!