Alex M. has been dismissed from jury duty six out of the seven times he has been called because he recognized the defendants in those six cases as former John I. Leonard High School classmates.
[1:05] The Lantana Boyz announce their official endorsements and debut their new podcast theme song.
[4:58] The legacy of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny, who died in prison earlier this year, lives on through The Lantana Boyz.
[6:12] We thought we were signing our Yoshinobu Yamamoto but instead may have gotten Kei Igawa. Why does Aaron Judge suck so much? Dodgers in four.
[10:50] With the start of the NBA season last week, we have the Dallas Mavericks as locks for the championship. Fuck Patrick Ewing, John Starks, and Charles Oakley.
[14:35] Alex takes us back to 1998. Surprising no one, Lake Worth High School students were still dirtbags in those days. Denny’s, bitch!
[21:33] Alex got knocked on his ass (and then picked back up) by Vince Wilfork, world champion with the New England Patriots, Miami Hurricane, and Santaluces High School football legend. Shoutout to Boynton Beach.
[25:50] Shoutout to Mrs. Culp for keeping us honest academically and teaching us the importance of punctuality. Sorry to the dummies in the class of 1999 who got caught and disciplined.
[29:32] “We get one opportunity in life,” Ray Lewis said. “One chance at life to do whatever you're going to do and lay your foundation and make whatever mark you're going to make, whatever legacy you're going to leave.”
[36:25] Art the Clown can be funny and charismatic when he is not dismembering people. Terrifier 3 should not be seen by anyone.
[41:20] The Lantana Boyz reserved time with the James Webb Space Telescope to investigate the Fermi paradox. We are broadcasting to intergalactic space so our wisdom travels the universe for the next millions of years and reaches alien civilizations.
[50:22] You can’t call yourself a true South Floridian if you didn’t grow up with and have love for Haitian Americans. The Lantana Boyz will not stand for any slander of our brothers and sisters. They make our country stronger, richer, and better.
[51:04] Dante’s verse is cold, but his heart burns hot. In DD’s Playhouse we give up on the Tennessee Titans and commit to upcoming pop-punk shows. Shoutout to State Champs and Real Friends.
[53:50] Jameis Winston is the leader we need. We have unwavering faith. We believe.
[56:35] Nancy Reagan saved our country. Hawk Tuah could never.
