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00:00:00 Welcome & catching‑up 00:01:52 Show premise – when bands peak & crash 00:02:46 Weezer 101 & ’90s nerd pride 00:04:26 Jonathan’s Weezer‑tattoo origin story 00:07:00 “They made uncool feel cool” 00:10:55 Setting up the peak‑songs face‑off 00:11:00 Peak #1 – “My Name Is Jonas” 00:14:00 Peak #2 – “Only in Dreams” 00:18:10 Peak #3 – “Across the Sea” 00:19:35 Matt’s turn – peak picks intro 00:20:14 Peak #4 – “Buddy Holly” 00:22:53 Peak #5 – “The Good Life” 00:24:57 Peak #6 – “Say It Ain’t So” 00:29:44 Wrapping the peak era 00:30:00 Spreadsheet songwriting era 00:31:26 Hype returns – The Green Album 00:33:36 Formula problem – “Photograph” solo rant 00:36:27 Fall‑off #1 – “Dope Nose” 00:40:56 Fall‑off #2 – “Beverly Hills” 00:44:21 Fall‑off #3 – “Africa” (cover) 00:48:28 Do all bands eventually decline? 00:50:12 Artists who kept it together 00:51:09 Outro – keep your complaints to yourself

Time Chapter 00:00 Puberty in Reverse: my squeaky intro & low-T infomercial riff 02:15 Tin-Foil Router Madness: Cody explains why it kills Wi-Fi (and maybe COVID?) 04:40 Don’t Dome the Chiefs: I threaten to riot if Arrowhead gets a roof 07:30 The Whitest Netflix Doc: Burrow, Cousins, Goff, and the “Mid QB Cycle” 09:05 King of the Hill Trailer Breakdown—Boomhauer’s sun damage, Bill’s shut-in era, Peggy’s “vay-gen” moment, Dale from the ceiling, and Hank saying “nepo baby” 28:30 Cody’s Scam-Proof Support Plan (aka “Protect Your Folks, Save Your Laptop”) 34:10 Does Joseph Know? Redcorn theories, Dale denial, and Chane’s glow-down 36:45 Wrap-up & my promise to spoil the premiere while Cody’s at Sturgis

00:00 – Jonathan’s Lazy Introduction Jonathan explains why this episode is technically still daily content—because editing is a pain and Cody Akins is a godsend. 01:35 – The Boston Accent Strikes Again Ayla tries (and fails) a Boston accent, which Jonathan says sounds more like JLo from Queens. 04:41 – Southern Charm vs. New England Brash Ayla shares stories about her Southern coworker and how Boston people “just keep talking.” Jonathan tries to paddle back from calling her pushy. 08:26 – “Are You Jonathan Weir?” (Uh-oh.) Jonathan recalls getting recognized in a Walmart... by someone he blocked from the text line six years ago. Spoiler: It wasn’t a friendly reunion. 09:13 – The Popeyes Meltdown Jonathan and Ayla analyze a viral video of a man screaming at a Popeyes employee for complimenting his wife. Is it gallant, unhinged, or both? 20:21 – “I Put an Extra Breast in There for You” The hypothetical woman-flirting-with-your-husband scenario spirals out of control—with chicken-based innuendo and all. 25:36 – Dog Contraception Is Just Food An unhinged but deeply logical conclusion: dogs would abandon mating for fried chicken. The future of pet birth control? 31:49 – Santa Fe Paid Someone Off Ayla and Jonathan are baffled by Santa Fe being ranked the top city in the U.S. and dive into conspiracy mode about the travel industry. 33:49 – The Great Bath Controversy Jonathan explains why he didn’t shower before work: Finn was taking a bath, and he didn’t want to ask Katie to stop it... so he powdered his head instead. 39:05 – Talcum Trauma and Butt Powder Ayla mishears “baby powder” and things take a very weird turn involving boofing, colon cancer, and Supreme Court confirmation hearings. 41:19 – The Worst Ways to Die Ayla says falling off a cliff is the worst way to go. Jonathan one-ups her with “scaphism,” which is somehow worse than it sounds. 44:44 – Why We Don’t Torture Anymore (Mostly) They wrap up with a weirdly thoughtful reflection on how public executions were once family entertainment. You know, light stuff. 46:26 – Main Character Syndrome and Scratch-Offs Ayla compares Squid Game to real life. Jonathan admits he wouldn’t even play—because he knows he’d die in round one.

Jonathan explores a variety of topics ranging from random facts about the NBA and John Lennon to humorous anecdotes about animal encounters and personal updates. The show culminates in a one-sided debate on whether cereal qualifies as soup.

00:00 Introduction to the Jonologue 03:07 Random Facts and Trivia 05:57 People Having a Worse Day Than You 18:19 Solitaire: Would You Rather?

00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates 03:08 Marriage and Relationships 06:01 Nostalgia and Its Impact 08:57 Social Media and Complaining Culture 12:11 Business Reviews and Customer Expectations 14:59 Sports Talk: NFL Predictions 24:32 Chiefs' Super Bowl Prospects 30:17 Mental Fortitude in Football 37:37 Social Media Dynamics 46:17 Comedy and Social Media Influence

We talk about the looming threat of Ai. We talk about how no one actually wears nude underwear (especially Chris Pratt). We talk about Terminator and lazy computers

In this episode, Jonathan Wier is joined by James and Cody for a hilarious and increasingly unhinged exploration of King of the Hill fan theories. It starts off sane but quickly descends into beautiful madness—what they call the King of the Hill conspiracy iceberg. The crew tackles questions like: Why did Luanne give up auto repair? (Possible diagnosis: drain damage.) Did Peggy suffer brain damage after a skydiving mishap? Did Cotton Hill fake his death and flee to Japan? Why does Bobby own a Bart Simpson doll if The Simpsons is just a TV show in that universe? And is Dale exterminating bugs as a lifelong vendetta against his dad? Along the way, they spiral into tangents about Rocky villains, microwave-sized shoes, the myth of Peggy’s size 16.5 feet, and a serious debate over who’s hotter on Modern Family. If you love King of the Hill, weird fan theories, and grown men bonding over animated sitcoms, this episode is pure comfort food with a propane aftertaste.

In this wide-ranging episode, Jonathan and Cody reunite to ask the big questions: When do you stop being “from Kansas City”? Why are people pretending not to swear when they stub their toe? And is there really only 8 billion people on Earth? Because it sure feels like more. Jonathan tells the story of how he lost a sale by telling someone from Salem, MA that she is not, in fact, “from Boston.” Cody coins the phrase “New Orleans Chiefs,” and the guys debate whether moving the Royals across the state line actually matters. Spoiler: it doesn’t if you’re from Cass County. They also rip apart the new “Eat Like a Baby” diet (Jonathan: “Babies eat slow because they have no teeth!”), and break down the cultural phenomenon of the Hot Mugshot Girl, who may or may not be getting arrested for clout. That naturally leads to a conversation about attractive people getting out of speeding tickets and the complicated ethics of body cams, crime, and charisma. Also in the mix: Why men become obsessed with mowing the lawn after age 30 Whether tall grass once hid saber-toothed mole cats And why the real freaks are the 26% of people who claim they don’t swear when they stub their toe As always, Cody wraps things up with some real talk about his tech shop, Akins PC Repair, and their new line of gear that might just outlast your laptop, your phone, and possibly your next several relationships.

In this episode, Jonathan and James tackle life's most pressing questions with their usual mix of humor, skepticism, and existential dread. Why do people trust AI to make decisions for them, even when it's clearly wrong? How is it possible that intelligent life should be everywhere in the universe, yet we've found nothing? And in perhaps the most unsettling discovery of the week—Egyptian mummies actually smell amazing. They also go on wild detours about the global chicken census (which James wildly overestimates), reminisce about pandemic-era absurdities, and consider whether aliens are just watching us like a cosmic reality show. Oh, and if you're wondering what a 2 AM walk with a dog and zero signs of human life feels like—it might just be the start of an alien abduction. Come for the thought-provoking discussion, stay for the revelation that maybe—just maybe—you should save a horse and bang a mummy.

The Kansas City Chiefs lost the Super Bowl, and Jonathan had to console his son Finn, who had never experienced a Chiefs team that didn’t win it all. As Finn sat under his blanket, quietly crying, Jonathan delivered a brutal yet honest life lesson: This is the rest of your life, kid. Because whether it’s football, movies, or anything you love, eventually, it’s going to break your heart. Jonathan and Cody unpack the aftermath of the Chiefs' Super Bowl defeat, the meltdown of young fans, and the weird relief of experiencing garbage time Mahomes for the first time. They also tackle the Mahomes vs. Brady GOAT debate, the eerie parallels between this loss and the 2020 Super Bowl loss to the Buccaneers, and why Andy Reid’s future plans should give Chiefs fans hope. Plus, if you think Kadarius Toney is the hero we needed, you might want to check your Bat-Signal.

Join Jonathan Wier and Cody Akins for a spirited post-AFC Championship celebration as they break down the Kansas City Chiefs' thrilling victory on their way to yet another Super Bowl appearance. From the emotional highs to the nail-biting moments, they reflect on the game, discuss key plays, and revel in the dynasty that is the Kansas City Chiefs. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love football, this episode captures the magic of Chiefs Kingdom in full glory.

Last night's Chiefs game was wild, emotional, and yes, full of ref drama. From yelling in the end zone suite to questioning controversial calls, we dive into: Rust vs. rest: Were the Chiefs sluggish after the bye week? Patrick Mahomes' helmet-to-helmet moment: Penalty or playoff paranoia? Why fan accountability (or lack thereof) shapes NFL culture. The ongoing debate: Do the refs favor the Chiefs, or is it all noise? 😤 “Joe Buck can sit this one out. The refs didn’t make the Texans’ offensive line collapse eight times!” 🚀 Embrace the hate, celebrate the dynasty, and let's talk about why the Chiefs are built to dominate. Listen now! 🎧

In this episode, Jonathan Wier and Cody Akins discuss roundabout etiquette, recount a car accident during an ice storm, and debate whether it should be legal to rear-end drivers who stop unnecessarily. They share stories about a badminton racket injury and a failed attempt at building a mineral oil PC. The conversation includes listener questions, NFL discussions about Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, and reflections on drive-thru experiences and customer service.

Start your 2025 off Jonathan Wier and Cody Akins as they tackle the big questions no one else dares to ask: Is it illegal to use someone as a human shield? Are Cybertrucks just overpriced dumpsters for raccoons? And what exactly makes naked close-up magic the most impressive party trick of all time?

In this episode we try to figure out why we're the only fans of the chiefs who don't seem panicked, pissed off or depressed lately.

Jonathan Wier and Cody Akins discuss the Kansas City Chiefs' recent victory, exploring the psychological impact of being a fan, the performance of key players, and the challenges faced by the team. They analyze the game strategy, offensive line issues, and controversial referee decisions, while also touching on the mental health aspects of sports fandom. The conversation concludes with a look ahead to upcoming games and the importance of maintaining a positive perspective as a fan.

James and I talk about a bunch of studies. 1. Do 43% of families actually do this during the holidays? 2. How old is too old to learn? 3. Guy cry movies from theringer.com And more!

In this episode, we dive into the games that stats can't capture. Sure, Mahomes had two picks, but stats won’t tell you how he trucked Mustapha, the same guy who flattened Kareem Hunt, or how he sprinted down the sideline, defying the limits of the field. We're not here for the numbers, we’re here for the moments that made Mahomes legendary. We break down the Chiefs’ recent dominance, from Juju Smith-Schuster to Noah Gray, and discuss how Rashee Rice’s absence hasn’t slowed them down. And for the play of the game? It wasn't the touchdowns. It was Maliek Collins waking up the wrong guy.

Why The Chiefs are still good enough to win it all even without Rashee Rice

Chiefs were able to pull off an amazing victory despite the refs doing their darndest to hand the game to The Falcons.

Vote for Cody: https://vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-services/best-computer-it-services Subscribe to our Patreon only 4.99 a month! patreon.com/thejws In this episode of The Jonathan Wier Show, Jonathan and his longtime friend Cody break down the intense matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Cincinnati Bengals. Jonathan goes against the grain by celebrating the win in a unique way, explaining why he feels better about this hard-fought victory than a blowout. They dive deep into the game plan, questionable referee calls, and what the Chiefs can improve on moving forward. Cody also shares some hilarious personal stories, including how a football-induced rage led to a hole in his office wall. With humor, sarcasm, and sharp football insight, Jonathan and Cody discuss the upcoming games and the Bengals' unexpected competitiveness. This episode is a mix of honest commentary, passionate fandom, and plenty of laughs!

In this episode, Jonathan and Cody break down the Chiefs' thrilling win over the Ravens, where Kansas City's offense finally clicked, producing big chunk plays. Xavier Worthy stole the spotlight with two touchdowns, showing shades of Tyreek Hill's electric playmaking ability. The game ended with a heart-stopping moment when a Ravens player's toe on the line overturned what could have been a game-changing play in the end zone. Tune in for a detailed analysis of the game and what's next for the Chiefs!

My good friend Matt Butler and I talk about everything wrong with modern radio and why we refuse to give up on our favorite medium.

This is a new project I am working on. I am going to be making one podcast a day until I get hired again (whether in radio or somewhere else). Today it's me speaking to the three universal truths that apply to anyone who has been laid off. 1. No one has ever been laid off from a company that they loved. 2. Layoffs aren't neccessary. 3. This is the worst thing that ever happened to you, but it's also the AMAZING.

Welcome to "Chiefs at 11," where Jonathan and Cody Aikins from AikinsPCRepair.com discuss the latest Kansas City Chiefs news. This episode features a chat about a viral meme with Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Swift, and a review of the new Deadpool movie. The conversation shifts to Chiefs' training camp updates, focusing on injuries to Chris Jones and Justin Reed, and standout performances by Xavier Worthy and Nico Remigio. They address a recent incident where a Raiders player mocked Patrick Mahomes with a Kermit the Frog puppet, exploring its implications for the season. Cody concludes with a story from Sturgis, emphasizing cybersecurity. Whether you're a Chiefs fan or enjoy football discussions with a pop culture twist, this episode is for you.

With just 34 days until the first preseason game and two weeks away from training camp, excitement is building fast. But with the excitement comes a fair share of worries. Join us as we dive into the top concerns heading into the season. We’ll break down the critical battles at left tackle, the uncertainty in the running back room, and the challenges of replacing L'Jarius Sneed. Dave Merrit's comparison of replacing Sneed to replacing Michael Jordan might be a stretch, but we've got you covered with our take. Plus, we're tackling Mike Florio's controversial article on Patrick Mahomes' potential retirement. Chiefs fans were up in arms, and we've got plenty to say about it. Why is this even a question for a QB in his prime? And why isn't this question being asked about Burrow or Herbert? We’ve got some humorous future Florio article ideas that are sure to make you laugh. We'll also discuss which Chiefs players might actually retire after this season, whether we win the Super Bowl or not. From Chris Jones and Justin Reid to Mecole Hardman and Harrison Butker, we’re breaking down the probabilities. And of course, we’ll speculate on Travis Kelce's future and his aspirations beyond the gridiron. For a fun bonus, did you know Patrick Mahomes has a brother with NFL aspirations? Get the scoop on Graham Walker's journey from Brown to Rice University and his quest to join the NFL. Don’t miss this action-packed episode filled with insights, predictions, and plenty of Chiefs pride. Are you getting excited? We sure are!

Chiefs are going undefeated? No, but we did make our most likely highly innaccurate due to bullsh--- predictions based on the most biased schedule since last year.

On this show James and I discuss the best/worst/underrated songs on the last Beatles albums and then Cody and I discuss the latest news about the Chiefs. I may only be doing a show for an audience of me anymore. lol

Where the 90s that great? Probably not as great as you remember.