Explore every episode of the podcast The Intellectuals
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| Adam’s US Border Escape & Reddit Slander | 16 Oct 2026 | 01:12:03 | |
Adam returns to the studio to break down his chaotic Top 5 US border crossing routes, dealing with wild Reddit rumors, and why entering the States might get him permanently banned. Plus, the guys discuss Selma Blair’s mid-flight breakdown, Guido’s workplace drama, the Quebec separation debate, and why Adam desperately needs a pheromone specialist. Email the show: intellectualsfanmail@gmail.comChapters: We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite... THE INTELLECTUALS https://www.instagram.com/theintellectualspod send your questions and stories to intellectualsfanmail@gmail.com Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Caramel Spaghetti & Botched Executions | 08 Oct 2026 | 01:03:08 | |
Guido, Nick Big Sexy, and Adam sit down for another wild episode of The Intellectuals. The guys confront Adam about his mysterious $50 "life coach" arrangement, debate Montreal's wildest street moments, and read an unhinged stand-up monologue sent in by a listener. Later, Nick runs through a dark and hilarious countdown of the top 5.5 most botched executions in history, before Adam drops the most horrific food confession of all time: eating spaghetti with caramel sauce. We stage an emergency food drive intervention, dig into Montreal Reddit rumors, discuss the SiriusXM comedian backlash, and unpack the reality of AI biometric pricing. Got a monologue or questions for Adam? Send them to: intellectualsfanmail@gmail.com 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, stand-up clips, and hilarious debates: https://www.youtube.com/@Panteliscomedy?sub_confirmation=1 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, uncensored takes, and wild stories! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS https://www.instagram.com/theintellectualspod send your questions and stories to intellectualsfanmail@gmail.com Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Wild Confessions, Montreal Madness & Studio Chaos | 01 Oct 2026 | 01:01:30 | |
Join Adam, and the crew for another unfiltered episode of The Intellectuals! In this episode, the guys dive into wild stories, debate questionable life choices, and break down the absolute madness happening in Montreal and beyond. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, stand-up clips, and hilarious debates: https://www.youtube.com/@PantelisComedy?sub_confirmation=1 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, uncensored takes, and wild stories! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS https://www.instagram.com/theintellectualspod send your questions and stories to intellectualsfanmail@gmail.com Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| From dental implant misery and disastrous dating adventures to heated debates on ugly modern architecture, the crew dives deep into top childhood memories, Pokémon card heists, snow days, and spontaneous karaoke performances. | 24 Sep 2026 | 00:53:07 | |
Guido, Big Sexy Nick, and George hold down the fort while Adam goes missing. From dental implant misery and disastrous dating adventures to heated debates on ugly modern architecture, the crew dives deep into top childhood memories, Pokémon card heists, snow days, and spontaneous karaoke performances. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly comedy podcasts, uncensored takes, and wild stories! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS https://www.instagram.com/theintellectualspod send your questions and stories to intellectualsfanmail@gmail.com Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam’s Reddit Menace & The Metro Mystery | 17 Sep 2026 | 01:02:19 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is back together as George returns from comedy tour prep, Nick shares a terrifying near-death experience from a morning stretch (convulsive syncope), and the crew dives deep into hilarious Montreal street lore. Later, things completely derail as we explore the wildest Montreal Reddit rumors, viral memes, dating app disasters, and Adam’s legendary hitchhiking trip through Europe. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph #Intellectuals #Podcast #Montreal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Shylocks and Jackoffs | 10 Sep 2026 | 01:00:18 | |
Adam discuss his shylock and more fans claim to have seen him performing illicit acts around Montreal. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph #Intellectuals #Podcast #Montreal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam Commits War Crimes | 27 Aug 2026 | 01:09:07 | |
Adam finally gets fan mail — and naturally, The Intellectuals have to read it. In this episode, Guido, George and Adam get together for another completely unfiltered conversation filled with ridiculous stories, arguments, questionable opinions and the usual chaos. Adam receives some attention from the fans, but what starts as a wholesome moment quickly turns into exactly the kind of disaster you’d expect from The Intellectuals. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph #Intellectuals #Podcast #Montreal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Bald Bathhouse Bandit | 20 Aug 2026 | 01:02:51 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is back with some of the most unhinged stories yet. From Adam’s suspicious bathhouse rumors on Reddit to his escalating gambling habits, no topic is off-limits. We dive into the dark corners of Montreal subreddits, discuss the dangers of "interior sneezing," and attempt to figure out if Adam is actually a "thunderbottom." Plus, a breakdown of the best dog breeds and why diversity is only a strength when it involves mutts. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Most Overrated Things in Montreal | 13 Aug 2026 | 01:01:38 | |
The Intellectuals are back together! In this episode, George details his viral "Tomato Show" experience, Nick recounts a terrifying near-death experience involving a flying fork drawer, and the crew analyzes a list of the most overrated things in Montreal. Plus, we put ourselves to the test by asking AI what it knows about our chaotic personal lives—with some shockingly accurate (and hilarious) results. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adams' International Lover | 06 Aug 2026 | 00:58:17 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang is joined by Fabrizio, President of the Ferrari Club Montreal. We dive into the world of luxury cars, discuss Jay Leno’s incredible Ferrari F40 story, and get a very "passionate" update on Adam's dating life—from international crushes to his latest favorite foods. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Dating Nightmares | 30 Jul 2026 | 01:08:11 | |
Frank Cavallaro is back with the crew! In this episode of The Intellectuals, Guido gives us a cringeworthy play-by-play of his recent "Date Night"—from the drinks to the bill, it’s a lesson in what NOT to do. We also go behind the scenes of the broadcasting world. Frank reveals why he had to use the pseudonym "Frank Collins" early in his career and shares the technical secrets of being a pro radio DJ. Plus, we tackle a true Montreal staple: the Top 5 worst potholes in the city. From conspiracy theories to restaurant rants and Greek travel tips, this episode covers it all. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Weathermen & Handguns | 23 Jul 2026 | 01:01:06 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, we’re joined by legendary Montreal meteorologist Frank Cavallaro! We dive into a wild story about finding a 3D-printed handgun while magnet fishing near Bordeaux prison and the police investigation that followed. Frank shares his perspective on the decline of local television news, the "government-sponsored" state of the CBC, and his time working with Mitsumi Takahashi. We also tackle the nightmare that is Montreal traffic, the "bike lane" obsession destroying city flow, and why Florida’s restaurant scene is lightyears ahead of Quebec’s. From the legacy of the 90s to the bizarre world of "boner honey," this episode covers it all. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Tom Cruise’s Secret Charity for Convicts? | 16 Jul 2026 | 01:16:26 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, Pantelis, Guido, and Adam dive into a wild mix of stories including Adam’s "interesting" interactions with passengers from Vermont, the bizarre news of Tom Cruise and Justin Trudeau’s nonprofit, and Conor McGregor’s latest injury and religious pivot. Plus, Sam Adamo calls in to discuss his experience on Kill Tony and breaks down Adam's "Five and a Half" best and worst moments on the podcast. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Tale of Two Guidos | 14 Jul 2026 | 00:54:54 | |
The original Guido Cocomello joins the table! We’re diving deep into the archives today, from getting kicked out of acting school together to surviving the streets of New York and Toronto. We talk about why everyone is fleeing Hollywood, the reality of the "Green Card" struggle, and Adam reveals his infamous "Top 5" list of places he’s contaminated. Plus, a look at why Sylvester Stallone is still the ultimate idol. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly #intellectuals #podcast #montreal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Say Hello To The Boss | 25 Jun 2026 | 00:56:13 | |
The Intellectuals are back with Guido Grasso, George Assily, Nick "Big Sexy," and the "Boss" himself, Adam. In this episode, we dive into Adam's new overnight job at a hotel full of weirdos, a Tinder date gone wrong where a woman asked for a $1,000 "racist tax," and Adam's legendary Top 5 (and a half) world disasters. Plus, we check in on Sam Adamo’s recovery and discuss the latest Montreal news. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly #intellectuals #podcast #montreal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Ballad of Bald Sexy | 18 Jun 2026 | 00:51:06 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew dives deep into the chaotic life of "Bald Sexy" (Adam). From the high-stakes world of online gambling and buying slot bonuses to the mystery of his disappearing rental cars, nothing is off limits. We also discuss the dark side of Hollywood, celebrity scandals, and why Adam might need a fundraising telethon for his $30,000 debt. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly #Pantelis #Comedy #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Political Nightmare | 12 Jun 2026 | 00:58:26 | |
Welcome back to another edition of The Intellectuals! This week, Guido Grasso and Nick "Big Sexy" are joined by everyone's favorite Stampeder, Josh Shapiro, fresh from Calgary, and Sam Adamo, who shares some wild stories from his recent political campaign and comedy ventures. In this episode, the crew discusses: The mysterious absence of Adam and some "unclear" messages. Sam Adamo’s experience being "banned" and accused of being too controversial at a comedy club. A deep dive into the "mushroom head" janitor incident at the Leonardo da Vinci Center. The state of Canadian identity and the legacy of Don Cherry. A definitive "Top 5 and a Half" list of best Chinese meals (and where to find them). Whether it's discussing the nuances of Italian citizenship or the best place for $2 peanut butter noodles, this episode is packed with the signature humor and unfiltered takes you expect from Pantelis Comedy. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly #Pantelis #Comedy #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The $500 Steak Dinner: The Bet & The Debt | 29 May 2026 | 01:05:24 | |
Adam finally makes his return to the podcast, and the crew wasted no time catching up! In this episode of The Intellectuals, Pantelis, Guido, and Nick dive into everything from the "generational curse" of Adam's scheduling to his recent life updates. We cover a lot of ground today: Nick’s DIY renovation "CrossFit" session, Guido's mysterious international love interest, and a deep dive into the best (and worst) Greek food spots in Montreal. Plus, Nick challenges Adam’s work ethic with some "unassailable" math and a bet that could lead to a high-end steak dinner at Moishes—but only if you guys help us reach the goal! In this episode: Adam’s "metro issues" and the WhatsApp group saga. Real-life TV filming at Guido’s house. The "John Wick" connection to Brandon Lee. Adam’s take on online gambling vs. offline limits. The ultimate Montreal fast food and Greek restaurant review (Arohova, Marathon, and more). A lesson in "upcycling" and the secret floors of Montreal. Join the conversation on Patreon for exclusive movie nights and more: https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly #Pantelis #Comedy #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| An Adam Divided | 15 May 2026 | 01:00:51 | |
Adam recounts his favorite hockey moments all while preparing to fight Guido and Big Sexy with his new NUL loyalists. Sam Adamo and Jamie Boom Boom are wild cards. Join the conversation on Patreon for exclusive movie nights and more: https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| NUL CIVIL WAR? | 08 May 2026 | 01:02:13 | |
The Intellectuals are back! In this episode, Pantelis and Guido Grasso dive into some of the wildest stories of the week, including the infamous 2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident. We also discuss the backlash surrounding the Met Gala, the Montreal Canadiens' latest moves, and whether it’s time for a major brand split within the show. Plus, Adam opens up about his public speaking ambitions, his "android" tendencies, and the guys draft their ultimate All-Star teams. Is a brand war on the horizon? Tune in to find out! Join the conversation on Patreon for exclusive movie nights and more: [Link to your Patreon] We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Drake's Ice Castle | 01 May 2026 | 00:54:20 | |
Welcome back to Pantelis Comedy! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew dives into the absolute absurdity of life, from the dark history of the 27 Club to the "saddest club of all"—the 49 Club. We discuss the recent "X" translations revealing Japanese sentiments, the legendary "Indian head massage" experience, and Adam’s mysterious new job that has everyone guessing. Plus, don't miss the reveal of the "Top 5 and a Half Most Annoying Adam-isms." If you enjoyed the banter, make sure to like, subscribe, and let us know in the comments: which "Adam-ism" is your favorite? We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Framing Adam | 24 Apr 2026 | 01:01:15 | |
In this episode of "The Intellectuals," the chaos levels are off the charts as George, Guido, Nick, and Adam dive into some of their wildest stories yet. We start with Adam's recent $90 gambling win (or loss, depending on who you ask) and quickly move into the "AI controversy" surrounding some very suspicious photos of Adam at the casino. The gang also debates the future of the show, brainstorming names like "Retard Nation" and "The Chronicles of Ridicule." Nick shares some intense footage of himself handling a unruly customer at his bar, and we call up Poseidon to get his take on whether there are too many people on the mics. Topics covered: Adam’s "AI" Scandal: Is that really him making out with a gentleman at the casino? The Bouncer Life: Nick shares stories of stabbings, excessive force, and Portuguese barflies. Top 5 & A Half Drinks: From Macallan 12 to the mysterious "Dirty Shirley." Just For Laughs: The crew discusses the upcoming JFL lineup and Adam’s plan to ask Russell Peters for $20,000. The Odd Couple: Why Adam and Guido are the perfect pair for a Patreon stage reading. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and join us on Patreon for the full, unfiltered experience! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Sleepy Adam | 20 Apr 2026 | 01:05:03 | |
In this episode of "The Intellectuals," things get a bit chaotic as Adam goes MIA on "assignment" (aka he fell asleep). Mano and Big Sexy Nick hold down the fort at Pantelis Comedy, diving into everything from the wild fireworks of a Greek Easter in Parc-Ex to the legendary story of how bikers ended Nick's high school bullying. We also call up Adam to grill him on his recent gambling wins and his "treachery" for missing the recording. Plus, a deep dive into the "Movie Show" where we discuss Sean Penn’s commitment to roles, the return of the man-perm, and why every neighborhood needs an eccentric like "Alpha" from the gas station. Topics covered: The illegal fireworks of Park Extension. Why Adam is the "magnet for attention." The return of the Movie Show: Discussing "I Am Sam" and "Rudy." The legendary "Bikers at the Bus Stop" story. Being Cretan vs. Greek and the pride of Crete. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a comment—should Nick go on a date with Amy? We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Phone-A-Friend with Adam | 10 Apr 2026 | 01:06:45 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, things get a little chaotic as the crew navigates technical difficulties, "Mexico withdrawals," and some questionable celebrity encounters. Join the guys as they discuss the legendary George St-Pierre (GSP) sitting in the studio, Adam's "mental instability," and the strange world of speed dating. The conversation takes a political turn as they dive into the state of the country and the evolution of political parties. Plus, don't miss the "Top 5 and a Half Search Engines" list, featuring classics like AOL and Ask Jeeves. We also catch up with Poseidon and Samson via some very high-stakes (and high-volume) phone calls involving $22.76. It’s a mix of comedy, deep dives into 90s nostalgia, and pure absurdity. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam's Life Of Intrigue | 02 Apr 2026 | 01:09:12 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, the crew—Guido, Nick "Big Sexy," and Adam—dives deep into the chaotic and often confusing world of Adam's life. From his mysterious "gift-retrieval" mission that resulted in a $90 loss (for a free pillow?) to his questionable gambling "principles" and run-ins with international travel laws, nothing is off-limits. We also discuss the "Manosphere" documentary, the science of the thymus gland, and why Adam thinks he can outsmart US Border Patrol with a letter from his employer. It's a rollercoaster of justifications, deflections, and hilarious stories that only Adam could deliver. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell for more comedy and podcast highlights! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Gambling, A Bigger Van & Dating Older Women | 27 Mar 2026 | 01:05:25 | |
Welcome back to another episode of The Intellectuals! Today on the Pantelis Comedy network, we’re diving into the absolute chaos of adulting, career pivots, and the high-stakes world of speed dating. From Adam’s quest to upgrade from a warehouse worker to a big van driver (bigger is better, right?) to the team breaking down the dos and don'ts of dating in your 40s, nothing is off-limits. We’re talking about everything from the "perfect" first date at an affordable Italian spot to the controversial benefits of dating older women. Plus, we get into some heavy world news, the "war on sexuality," and why a Greek shipping tycoon might be the ultimate gambler. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to sit in on a conversation that jumps from comic book investments to the geopolitical landscape of the Middle East—all while trying to figure out if you should grow a goatee—this is the episode for you. In this episode: The Big Van Dream: Adam’s medical exam and his future as a shuttle bus driver. Speed Dating 101: We roleplay a 5-minute date. Does Adam have the "edge"? Dating Standards: Blonde vs. Redheads, intelligence vs. "robustness," and the 10-year age gap rule. Financial Fails: Dealing with debts, the trap of sugar mamas, and why you should never go into business with the wrong people. Global Chaos: Updates on the Iran-USA tension, the "Straight of Hormuz" blockade, and the decline of the empire. Food Debates: Is Haitian food better than Jamaican? Oxtail vs. Curry Goat. Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the bell icon so you never miss a rant. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Murder of Clowns | 20 Mar 2026 | 01:18:12 | |
The Intellectuals are back! Guido Grasso and George Assily get into a chaotic deep dive into the vault of "Totally Tasteless Jokes" from the 1980s. From the heights of 80s bestseller lists to the absolute bottom of offensive humor, we’re reading the jokes that would get everyone canceled today. We also talk about Adam’s mysterious "date," George’s wild stories from the Ottawa comedy scene, and Guido's' run-ins with sketchy talent agents. Plus, we debate the best (and worst) of Montreal, why sugar shack season is the best time of year, and why you should never trust a clown. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam's Broken But Whole | 13 Mar 2026 | 01:14:12 | |
The Intellectuals are back for another round of comedy, questionable stories, and life advice nobody asked for. In this episode, Adam’s suspicious triple bathroom break before the recording, and why George is currently "on assignment" in Ottawa. We also dive into some wild '90s wrestling facts involving Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, and the Hell’s Angels at Madison Square Garden. Plus, we talk about the dangers of 17,000-calorie cookie challenges, the extinction of fireflies, and the time Adam allegedly spent business time in the back of a car with a "stashed" weapon. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Brain Rot, Movie Debates & Grocery Store Chaos | 06 Mar 2026 | 00:59:33 | |
Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of the Intellectuals! This week, the crew dives deep into the modern phenomenon of "brain rot" and tries to decipher the latest slang. Things get heated as the guys rank their Top 5 movies and books—with mixed results (and some questionable memory). You won't want to miss Nick’s legendary impressions, ranging from a Jamaican Godfather to a "Native guy outside Hurley's," or the wild story of George’s confrontation with a "pistachio-selling" shopper at Maxi. We also get an update on Adam’s spring break activities (or lack thereof), a discussion on the future of AI in music, and some truly bizarre conspiracy theories. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Fellator is Back! | 27 Feb 2026 | 01:11:23 | |
The long-lost member of the crew is finally back! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang reunites with Adam after a period of "aggressive negotiations." We dive deep into Adam's wild history, from the true story behind his "house arrest" to a hilarious (and slightly concerning) Top 5 list of his wackiest travel moments across the globe. We’re covering everything from: Adam’s unexpected return to the studio. Wild travel mishaps involving trains in the Czech Republic and stolen rental cars in Arizona. Deep dives into current events, from Mexico’s cartel situation to the latest in celebrity news. A look into Adam’s "criminal" record and the "principle" of crossing the border. Sit back and enjoy the chaos as the full team is back together for some unfiltered comedy and questionable life advice. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| CLAUDIO RETURNS! | 20 Feb 2026 | 01:10:20 | |
In this episode of The Intellectuals, Claudio makes his long-awaited return to the studio! We dive into everything from his new Mandalorian half-sleeve tattoo to the unexpected benefits of cold plunges and saunas. The conversation takes some "intellectual" turns as we discuss celebrity legal cases, the evolution of social media, and our personal theories on history and health. Plus, we explore the strange world of "Disney adults" and the extremes of modern food culture. Stick around as we share stories about first-time smoking experiences, wrestling nostalgia, and the challenges of dating in your 30s. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Follow Claudio: https://www.instagram.com/claudiocapricomedy/ Follow Big Sexy: https://www.instagram.com/icona_photograph 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| EPSTEIN FILES, TRAIN TICKETS & THE OPIE & ANTHONY FAMILY TREE | 13 Feb 2026 | 01:13:30 | |
Guido Grasso & George Assily are back for another episode of The Intellectuals! Today, the guys break down the latest "predictions" from Groundhog Day, a hilarious correction regarding an Uber driver confrontation, and George’s recent run-in with Quebec transit law enforcement. We also take a dark and comedic dive into the top 5.5 things learned from the newly released Epstein files, discuss the surprising influence on 4chan, and map out the "Family Tree" of the Opie and Anthony universe, from Legion of Skanks to Gas Digital. Stick around for the end where we revisit some of the cringiest voicemails in radio history and check in on how our favorite 90s icons are aging. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Adam Sets The Record Straight | 06 Feb 2026 | 01:05:27 | |
Adam is BACK and this time he's ready to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT! 🎙️ The Intellectuals crew in are: Guido, Big Sexy, George Assily and Adam—dive deep into the most ridiculous stories, wildest conspiracy theories, and laugh-out-loud hot takes. In this episode, Adam finally tells the real story about how he stranded his dad’s car at the US BORDER and had to ship the keys back to Montreal! We also get into Adam’s incredibly short-lived retail career, Nick’s uncanny ability to drop GLOBAL ACCENTS on demand, and the crew's outrageous HIGH-STAKES GAMBLING stories and theories. Plus, you'll hear the reaction to an armored Toyota vs. an RPG, a shocking discussion about "Pag Peg" (recycled food scraps), and the absolute degeneracy of food in places like HOSPITALS and CASINOS! It’s an unfiltered, chaotic, and hilarious discussion you don’t want to miss. Drop a comment below and let us know your favorite moment! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for more chaotic comedy, travel stories, and local Montreal nonsense. Don't forget to: Like this video Comment below Subscribe for more! Thinking of starting a podcast? https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bad Boys of Beirut | 30 Jan 2026 | 01:15:30 | |
The boys are back from their international travels, and they brought all the heat! Guido sits down with the legendary George Assily(fresh off a wild, and somewhat violent, trip to Lebanon and London) and Fabrizio (who was hanging with the real royalty at the Ferrari F1 car launch in Italy). This is a firestorm of travel stories and comedy as George recounts his adventures in Beirut—from meeting his dad for the first time in years to navigating the local economy (where $1 USD is a million Lira!), the amazing food, and, yes, getting choked by an Uber driver over a $20 dispute. Meanwhile, Fabrizio breaks down the high-life of a Scuderia Ferrari club president, a behind-the-scenes look at the new F1 season launch in Maranello, and the cardinal sin of eating pasta on a flat plate. You’ll also get George’s hot take on British comedians and the infamous St. Leonard Dictionary. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Don't forget to: Comment below Subscribe for more! Thinking of starting a podcast? https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl #Comedy #Podcast #Pantelis #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Short Kings of Montreal | 23 Jan 2026 | 01:02:29 | |
Guido matches the short king energy with Jamie Boom Boom. It's the ultimate showdown: Guido vs Jamie Boom Boom | Battle of the Little Men! 🔥 This week, Pantelis and the boys dive headfirst into chaos with an hour of unfiltered, unhinged comedy podcast gold! IN THIS EPISODE: The Dark Side of Comedy: An emotional discussion on comedians like Richard Jeni and Robin Williams, addiction, and the pressures of seeking validation. The Tahini Mouse Saga: Hear the absolutely disgusting true story of the mouse who met his demise in a jar of tahini. The mouse went out doing what he loved—eating! Top 5 Travel Nightmares: The guys improvise their worst travel experiences, from a trip to Moldova to a chaotic run-in with an Amish family after an exorcism in deep Quebec. Conspiracy Corner: The biggest question: Did we really go to the Moon Landing in 1969? The guys debate the likelihood of a live broadcast in the late '60s. 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| PANTELIS IS DEAD AND GUIDO MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE | 16 Jan 2026 | 01:00:29 | |
PANTELIS IS DEAD! A tragic loss for the comedy world... but the question remains: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?! 🕵️♂️ The unthinkable has happened and Pantelis' streak on The Intellectuals is OVER and the finger is pointing directly at Guido. Is he a master criminal, or just a master of disaster? Join the Pantelis Comedy team as they try to solve the most important WHODUNIT of the year. Watch now to find out if Guido is truly responsible, or if there's a killer twist! 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/imsamadamo/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ Don't forget to: Like this video if you think Guido is innocent! Comment below with your best suspect theory! Subscribe for more Pantelis Comedy sketches every week! Thinking of starting a podcast? https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl #Comedy #Podcast #Pantelis #Intellectuals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Escape From Mexico | 09 Jan 2026 | 01:10:38 | |
Guido is back from Mexico, and the stories don’t disappoint. In this episode of Intellectuals, we dive into travel chaos, comedy abroad, winter depression in Canada, and the strange psychology of performing — plus an unhinged Top 5½ countries the USA should “save.” We also talk:
Dark humor, honest conversation, and zero filters. 🎙️ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis 🎧 LE STUDIO • https://linktr.ee/lestudiomtl 📍 New episodes weekly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Call Me Papi in Korea Town | 01 Jan 2026 | 01:07:25 | |
Looking back at the year we've had. Guido reminisces about his time in LA and how a dirty butthole ruined his Korea Town adventure. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY #LA #Comedy #Podcast #NewYears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Getting Old | 26 Dec 2025 | 01:03:24 | |
Top 5 and a half BOMBS. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY #Cats #Comedy #Podcast #Standup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| GUIDO'S PERSIAN LOVER | 19 Dec 2025 | 01:02:44 | |
Guido falls in love with another woman! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY #somali #Comedy #Podcast #Persian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Somalis hate Cinnabon and the top 5 coups! | 12 Dec 2025 | 01:10:50 | |
Top 5 and a half coups. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY #somali #Comedy #Podcast #cinnabon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| GUIDO SETS HONG KONG HI-RISE ON FIRE | 28 Nov 2025 | 01:09:09 | |
Guido is back in Montreal and George is back from a Syrian prison. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY #Funny #Comedy #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Guido's Home Life | 21 Nov 2025 | 01:03:22 | |
Jamie Boom Boom is introduced to Guido's home life. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow Fabrizio: https://www.instagram.com/fabrizio_sciola/ https://www.youtube.com/@tfircpodcast Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Forehead Vagina | 14 Nov 2025 | 01:05:17 | |
The crew talks mobs, movies and Sam's transition. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Resting Lunatic Face and Fat People | 07 Nov 2025 | 01:07:33 | |
Top 5 and a half FAT PEOPLE We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Most Disgusting Things I Ever Did | 24 Oct 2025 | 01:03:01 | |
Top 5 and a half MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I EVER DID We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Witness Protection | 17 Oct 2025 | 01:17:10 | |
Guido and Sam dress like they're in hiding. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Guido The Sewer King | 10 Oct 2025 | 01:08:44 | |
Guido lost his phone in the sewer and George went to Ottawa. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Gambler Hates Us | 26 Sep 2025 | 01:08:23 | |
Guido and Sam are shocked to learn that Adam hates them. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Matador Mayhem | 19 Sep 2025 | 01:12:12 | |
Guido and George talk Jimmy Kimmel, podcasting and the loss of Adam. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ZgFWZVP3WU Poseidon: https://www.linktr.ee/iamposeidon Thanks to ORCHAD for the NUL theme! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HzwwkEkwwY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||