a rap song I made during my 2022 mental breakdown about growing up in the 90s in the suburbs of LA with a broken family and being raised by the TV, junk food, and advertising directed at children
sorry for the bad mixing, I was in a bad placewhen I made I, hope you hear what I’m saying.
ft Lisa Left Eye Lopes RIP
LYRICS/BARS:
Now this is a story all about how
Growing up in LA fucked my life up like "WOOOOWWW"
From that part of the TMZ where the paps don't go
Where they shot Boogie Nights, yeah same zip code
91791 was where I was raised by screens
Back in early 19 Hundred 999 tease
Bill Clinton had the sax/sacks
Me and my bro had the Mac
And cheese, raised by Taco Bell &Mickey Dee's
Yo don't forget Dominoes
Yeah capitalism had the fam going clickity clack
Reagan said History was over
But those gangstas from the bank are biggiddy back
Pops snorting Oxys off our Windows
Next year I'm asking Santa for a McKiddy Mac
Joint custody tween Viacom properties
Yeah channel flippin' kids going biggidy back
Back to back, back to back
Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy C, BET
Yo I'm telling you bro, one day that'll be you and me!!!
We'll finally make them pay attention, we'll see who's busy then
And all those motherfuckin' Cool Kids will wanna be our friends
And yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack
And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back
Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Pill let it go---
*("Uncle Pill?" That's a Freudian slip, hold on sorry about that, let's go back)*
Yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack
And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back
Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Phil let it go so far?
Had Will getting beaten up for stray basketballs and spray paint o'deur
(you get it, like?)
And how come Aunt Viv never sent her sister money to get out the hood?
Oh you need that Bel-Air zipcode
And that separate house for the fucking POOL??
And what's up with the black butler?
Nah I ain't talking Carlton
What, all the other fams had White Butlers
So you thought "Let's just hire a friend?"
You deadbeat motherfuckers
Yo me &Jazz are bouncing out this prison
Your vibes are sus and I never liked that fucking kitchen
And yo you ain't tossing Jazz this time
On some legal Mumbo Jumbo
(shoutout Ishmael Reed)
I got your Dan Schneider documents
So sit down bitch be humble
You're scaring the hoes, and scaring my bros
So later fxg, gotta go
Didn't they say something about you not hanging around school zones?
So anyways, let's call in and vote for Blink 182 today, right bro?
Cuz "Stay together for the kids" is the greatest fucking music video of all-time
Fuck what the haters say
Now you have fun at school
And if they bully you, I'll kill their parents
Never fucking forget: We are not our fucking parents
Cool I'll see you at home
Dude right in time for TRL
I'll be at the toy store plotting that heist
I'll send you our N64 when I get to jail
ALL THAT them song (Lisa Left Eye Lopes):Oh, oh-oh... This is All That
Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction
Before I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time
So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don't go nowhere'
Cause everything we do
(It's all of that)
When entertaining you
(We all of that)
My posse and my crew
(It's all of that)
So sit still 'cause we're coming right back
Oh, oh-oh
This is All That___________________________
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