Having narrowly escaped the opening and closing scenes of Gravity, the gang sit down for a lovely chat at the pub with Corey and Helena from Escapuzzled.

They'll show us how to answer quick fire questions quickly and on fire, talk about the Escapuzzled project, and chat puzzles and escaping in their experience and the wider industry.

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We're joined once more by Corey and Helena from Escapuzzled, as we try to get through Mike's shonkily equipped lab to the AliExpress ISS escape pod.

Can the gang figure out Mike's fiendish pollution based puzzle, and uncover the true identity of PunPun the Panda? Not without some EditorMike apologies along the way...enjoy!

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Having...solved... Jamie's Kiwi Confederacy the gang face off against Mairi's eldritch horror of the Yorkshire Nanas. Never fear though, they've got plucky, capable and ... disposable ... elves to help them through.

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It's 'new year, new me!' over at The Infinite Escape Room, as Mike, Bailey and Dom bring copious amounts of sweat to Jamie's gym puzzles.

MARVEL at the geographic diversity of Jamie's Arnie impression

WINCE at Dom 'sampling' the sweat cauldron

RECOIL at Bailey's recounting of the horror that is Spin Class

This episode was brought to you by Mantis Toboggan's Instant Shart™, as well as our patrons Dave Shaw, Tonje Beate Halvorsen, and Hill Burton.

 

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This week's solvers were Mike Collins, Emma Bailey and Dom Jordan. Your Games Maestro and puzzle creator was Jamie Gibbs.

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You know the malaise between scoffing the last turkey & stuffing sandwich, and looking inwards to try and come up with New Year resolutions?   Join Dom, Laura, and Mike as they navigate through such a state of puzzle solving!

• What will Mike do with the ceiling and floor sphincters?
• Can Dom describe something that hasn't happened yet?
• Did Laura really say butt licks?
• What will Ben do next?

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Ho ho ho! It's that magical time of year where a severed head seeks brutal vengeance for a supplanted god of the winter solstice! Plus jolly old Santa! And Sherry!

It's absolutely not a bleak pagan nightmare. It's a Christmas special. Honest!

This one is hosted by pagan fertility enthusiast Dom, and solved by those cheerful innocent wee boys Mike, Ben and Jamie.

Here's the images you'll need if you want to play along at home:

Clearing

 

Lock

Note

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aka Escape Santa's Workshop

This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patrons, including Jade Shaw and Dave LeCompte

This week Tony and Chris attempt to kickstart Christmas with the help of a surly elf, some non-existent cocoa beans and the Naughtiest Boy On Earth.

Can they get Santa's Workshop up and running again before The Fat Man himself returns from seal clubbing pilates?

Tune in and see how they got on!

And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter to tell us how nice we are.

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In a rare Four-Men-One-Room recording, MIke, Alan and Jon learn their lesson and then immeadieately forget it, courtesy of Danny. So, grab a drink, take a moment, and reflect.

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Jamie, Jon, and Mike find themselves in a bit of a bind after running into Martin of Krivolaky and his mob!

• Can Jamie just reach they key to escape?
• Will Jon find anything of great length?
• Does Mike's tugging bring any joy?

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This week, Mike, Jon Jamie are turned from monkeys to monks by a Dom's monasterial machinations!

It's an absolute belter - and if you want to play along at home, here's the image assets you'll need...

Portraits

 

Grid

 

Mysterious rune

 

Awesome runic number system

 

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aka Defeat MechaTrump

This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patreons, including Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Ryann Sparrow

This week Mike, Laura and Aled finish what they started all those weeks ago and come together to defeat the Trump Bot before he gets to Mars-A-Lago.

• QUIVER with horror at Trump's synthetic neck flap
• BE AMAZED at Laura's quick puzzling skills
• YELL AT YOUR PHONE when you realise your memory is better than theirs was

Tune in and see how they got on!

And as always, please reach out to us on Facebook and Twitter (we're not like, officially verified, but we basically are).

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NOTE: This episode initially uploaded with a huge silence at the top. Editor Jon has now finished flaggelating himself and trimmed it properly. If you have the duff episode, refresh your feed and redownload. It should be fine.

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This week the team must escape Elon Musk's moon base and return to earth via a convenient space ship. All they have to do is get through an airlock...whilst passing a Turing Test...as Donald Trump...Using only his tweets.

Is Trump Human? Is Christ Trump? How does Jamie think Gravity works?

 

Tune in, find out.

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Moonwalk with Laura, Aled, and Dom as they attempt to escape a hoard of space hillbillies!

• Can Laura crack the sweet puzzle?
• Does Aled use that funny voice for the whole episode!?
• Will Dom destroy the moon...?

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It's the first in our 2024 Christmas series, where the gang try and stop internationally typecast mafias from destroying Christmas.

This week, Jamie presents Mike, Jon and Mairi with a nail biting conundrum - are the New Zealand Mafia really bad enough to go on the naughty list, or is all fair in love and garotte wire?

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(this episode has gone out two days late due to a COVID related muck-up overlapping with a trip to New Orleans! Apologies! ~Mike)

Join Dr Mark Childs of the @pedagodzilla podcast and Professor Rebecca Ferguson as they fight skip goop and the tyranny of physics in order to avoid splattering....on the mooooon!

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aka Escape Cape Canaveral

This week's episode is made possible by our wonderful Patreons, including Colin Walker, Charlotte Knowles, and Jen McPhilimy. 

This week Mike, Laura and Aled go where no monkey has gone before on a special mission to space, where we'll ponder such questions as:

• Has Jamie overestimated their cleverness?
• Does banana bread cook faster in space?
• And just how useful is a butt flap on a space suit?

Tune in and find out! If you'd like to hear the unedited version of this episode, consider joining our Arch-Duke of Charitable Excellence tier! Here you'll also get access to the episode script, including puzzle commentary and scratch notes. There'll also be a cheeky bonus episode coming soon to go along with this episode.

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In this episode Jon can't speak properly because he's been to the dentist. Naturally he decides to make an episode that requires him to accurately deliver Shakespeare. Over and over again. What could go wrong?

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Laura and Aled are thrust into the hot and stressful environment of a television studio kitchen, to topple one of the culinary giants.

• Can Aled brute force his way in?
• Will Laura remember all of the metaphorical open doors?
• What happens when you turn an oven on?

Join the gang as they whip up solutions, beat minor puzzles, and mentally stew in this week's episode! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

Join Laura, Anna and Dom as they escape Mike's heavenly garden of Eden, and even more heavenly collection of stupid bloody voices.

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aka Escape the Tea Shop at the Edge of the Universe

This week, Mike is joined by Brandon and Cici from ESCAPETHEROOMers to serve afternoon tea to a trio of pissed off Monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

BE AMAZED as Brandon and Cici sweep the room with expert flair.

NOD WITH BRITISH PRIDE as Mike discusses the age-old war between Devon and Cornwall scones.

SHAKE YOUR HEAD DISAPPROVINGLY as Jamie forgets how cakes work and desperately tries to backpedal mid-puzzle.

Don't forget to pay a visit to ESCAPETHEROOMers and tune in to their Behind the Mastermind series. You can also check them out at Facebook and Twitter.

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There's a point in a friendship when you think you really know someone, that they can no longer surprise you, that the bounds of their creativity are established and you've got them figured out. Then you invite them on to a podcast and without warning they come out with the weirdest attempt at a solution since the Saxons tried using cow dung for disinfecting wounds.

Belt up. Alan has a surprise for you.

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Join budding Greek market seller Mike and Japuno champion Jamie in this weeks puzzle to escape a mysterious underground study.

• How many knobs can Mike twiddle?
• What happened to Margery's Flowers?
• How good is Jamie's maths?

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Join Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon!

Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history.

If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful:

 

'Minus the Minotaur

SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.'

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aka Escape the TIER Backrooms

This week, Ben and Aled are guided by a rather sinister Clippy to get meta and reboot the universe.

• MARVEL as Aled tries to destroy your livers with the Red Herring drinking game!
• RECOIL as Ben extols the virtues of Ribena with milk!
• SYMPATHISE with Jamie's withering patience as Aled tries to brute force a 5-letter word lock by naming every object he sees!

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This is the final episode in our Grumbledown series, in which the team successfully assassinated the predatory schoolmasters of Grumbledown's Preparatory Something or other for the whatsits...we never did quite figure out the name.

Having dispatched the Latinmaster, we adjourne to the pub, The Post Plutius. Jon attempts to blind himself, Mike makes excuses for getting his Latin wrong, Jamie makes it all look easy and we all take some time to enjoy Ben's greatest hits.

This is Ben's final episode of The Infinite Escape Room, certainly as a producer, though I'm sure we'll tempt him back as a solver some day!

This episode features: Ben, Mike, Jamie and Jon

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If you're sat at a computer, take a look at your hands. There they are, resting upon the keyboard, poised, waiting for their chance to give your next whim life. They know what they're doing, those hands. Don't they? Close your eyes, try and type something. How well do you actually know your keyboard?

One thing is certain. You know it much better than these clowns.

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After the Infinite Escape Room was powered off, join Jamie and Tony as they walk in circles in the dark. Cries of "Marco" "Polo" ring out into the room.   Listen to them warm up a crowd Hark as they fumble with spinning rust And take note for the elusive Fray Bentos Pie.   It's all kicking off in this week's episode of: The Infinite Escape Room! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

It's been really, really hot in the UK recently.

This episode happened. It's a good one.

Join the Ben and the Jamie.

They escape Mike's hot little location.

At one point a man sweats out his guts. Here's what it looks like:

Send 99p flakes.

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aka escape the Upside Down trailer  

This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Jade Shaw, Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Maggie B. Thank you!

  This episode Jamie is joined by puzzlers extraordinaire David Spira and Peih-Gee Law from Room Escape Artist / Reality Escape Pod / Reality Escape Convention.   Join David and Peih-Gee as they puzzle their way through a trailer park trailer that's definitely looking a bit ... Stranger. Don't at me, Duffer Brothers.   Cue a time-travelling apple, a cursed Elmo doll and the newest hit event coming soon to all escape rooms near you - The Hunt For The Hidden Bed Cheese.   You can also listen to the playlist in the episode on Spotify. It's pretty cool.   I created the creepy Elmo doll using an Elmo AI voice generator, which is pretty terrifying.  

PS This is my game that David mentioned during the episode. I'm not normally one to plug it here but when RoomEscapeArtist says it, who am I to argue?

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This week Aled, Bailey and Alan spend half an hour breaking Jon's soul as he tries to guide them through a charming rural wonderland. Aled takes a liking to a passing sheep, Alan rediscovers his love of Munters and Bailey tries to make Jon feel better after the most misguided attempt at comedy since "The Oscars Slap."

Drink up, Strap in, It's Tuesday. Maybe.

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Jon and Chris stumble through a meteorological description of a heath detailing the brightness, cloud cover, and precipitation levels only to be confronted by a body in a clearing!  

• What tricks can Jon get up to with an expired flare?
• Why is there a hunk of meat in Chris' pocket?
• Who the hell put an albatross there!?

  Enjoy the calm panic of two people rifling through each other pockets - only on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!   Several tracks in this episode were created and given to us by the wonderful Tim Beek (timbeek.com): Distant Dungeon and Mystery Unsolved.   Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

Join the Mike, Laura and Anna as they escape Dom's Spy infested greasy spoon cafe. Did someone say 'Chef's Breakfast'? A random word generator certainly did.

If you'd like to play along at home, here's the note that the spy slipped us...

Also this episode was absolutely not sponsored by Darlings of Chelsea . Unless they'd like to sling us some free sofabeds, in which case it absolutely was. You can use the discount code GEESEALLTHEWAYDOWN at the checkout to get one of their authentic 'six whole geese' stuffed cushions. For an extra fiver they'll knock the geese out beforehand (would reccomend this. Beak bites hurt)...maybe?

If you're not in the market for a wildfowl riddled sofa but still ahve a few quid jangling in your pocket then why not check out our our Patreon? 

Or just bimble at us on the Twitters or the Facebook.  

 

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aka Escape the Boston Tea Party This episode is brought to you by our wonderful Patreons Dave Shaw and Karen Cate. Thank you!   Much like Nicolas Cage, we're on a mission to uncover some forgotten American treasures. But unlike Nicolas Cage, we're doing it with a little more tact and a lot less insanity.   Join Mike, Laura and Ben as they infiltrate the Boston Tea Party Museum to find the last remaining tea chest from the Boston Tea Party.

• Will Mike and Ben find a tri-corner hat that actually fits?
• How does Ben unlock the podcast's secret God-Mode?
• Is fruit tea really tea or just an infusion?

Find out now in this Independence Day special episode!   If you're playing along at home, you'll need this map of the islands around Boston harbour.   If you want to get a hold of these episodes before the general public and get extra Discord perks, consider supporting the podcast on Patreon. You can also whisper sweet nothings to us over on Facebook and Twitter.   And for those who celebrate it, have a most excellent Independence Day! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

An alternative title for this episode is 'escape Danny's fever dream'. This is not a drill. This episode was genuinely inspired by Danny's covid fuelled fever dream. There was a bit where he saw angels and departed relatives, but we cut that out because he might have come a little too close to crossing the river, and we don't want to alarm anyone.

So yes! Join us as we find ourselves warped beyond imagining and try to bring our fever wracked minds back in to the real.

Also this was recorded all together all cozy like using Mike's lovely new local recording setup. Isn't that nice?

And as ever, if you dig thisthen check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  

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This week Mike looses Laura while Jamie is apparated from the sky and find themselves having to interrogate an alien life form!

• What can Jamie feel in Mike's pocket?
• Can Mike understand alien?
• How important is that pot plant...?

Answers, and certainly yet more questions await you!   This week's episode had more than 30 minutes of material removed!  If you'd like to hear the unedited version consider signing up to the Arch-Duke of Charitable Excellence tier on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theInfiniteEscapeRoom Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

With two School Masters down the team are assaulted by an old flatulent man wielding a Gladius-Blunderbus. It can only be the Latin Master. Listen along as they wrestle not only with a dead language, but the incompetence of their Puzzle Master as well.

There is a cannon and at the end of all this someone is getting fired out of it.

This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.

Puzzle by: Mike (A+ for style, D- accuracy)

Editor: Jon

Nominated Latin Speaker: Ben

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The episode in which Mike and Laura find themselves in the midst of a splashy splashy burney death zone, and Mike gets to fulfil a lifelong ambition.

• Has Mike unlocked the secrets of successful communism?
• Has Jamie finally managed to stump Laura's lightning-fast puzzling prowess?
• And just what is a coffee knocker anyway?

Here are the details of the Viking compass and coasters, if you fancy playing along yourself.

Skål!

PS I've taken some liberties with Norse mythology for the sake of the puzzle. If you want a primer on some Norse myths, and like your tunes on the heavier side, I recommend listening to the track Emblas Saga by Brotherhood of Metal. It's pretty wild.

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It's the final part of our Quest special! If you haven't listened to the rest then hold your horses, nip back to part 1 and we'll see you in a while.

Join our roving band of breakfasting adventures as they find the final puzzle piece of Enaria's secrets, and offend a local religion with their dice rolls and use of magical incendiaries. If you'd like to solve the big puzzle along with us, then check out this map of the city. Alternatively, if your day to day life already involves too much brain churning thought then you can skip ahead to the solution.

Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard, and mute war crime in a seven year old's dress-up robe.

Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter, roller of diabolical dice and yorping standup comedian.

Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat, and the bane of park caretakers everywhere.

Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Has moved on from horny animals to ones with big trunks for sucking, and beaks for beaking.

And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and starving for a curry.

You can find out more about the gang via our character sheets, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.

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It's part 3 of our 4 part Quest special! Join our band of merry adventurers as they conduct a little light tomb desecration, Dieter invocation and snoozy brunching! If you haven't listened to part 1 and part 2 yet then quick, go back - give them a listen!

Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He doesn't say much, which on reflection is an interesting choice of character trait for a podcast.

Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She's glam, she's disco, and she's itching to smack something with an axe. Standard Swansea night out.

Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. We wish you could see the webcam pantomime we were witness to as Jamie mimed having three sets of stacked hands. It was poetry.

Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. He's got a list of horny animals he wants to transform in to, and a sound effects board.

And Tony is our guide, and does a smashing impression of a ten year old German exchange student.

If you're mega smart want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria. You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.

And as ever, you can check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  

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This is part 2 of our 4 part adventure, using the Quest RPG system, where the gang find themselves causing chaos in, and below a magical department store while searching for a mysterious token...

Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. Last time, he exploded a blob. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him.

Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. Last time, she got blob on her axe and now it smells. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork.

Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. Last time, the wrestled with a multiple identity crisis. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema.

Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Last time, he turned in to a goat long enough to perch on a wall. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills.  Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon.

And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and painting the world around us with his colourful command of accents.

If you're frothing with immersedness and want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria.

You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.

 

And as always, check our our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  Love ya x 

 

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This is part 1 of a 4 part special! Oh boy oh boy oh boy - we have wanted to run another one of these ever since we did our first D&D miniseries. This time, we're using the Quest RPG system, and we've got to say we absolutely love it. 

Tony guides Me, Ben, Bailey and Jamie through a fantastic adventure, filled with quirky powers, great puzzles, daft gadgets and dodgily accented characters.

We recorded this in one big 6 hour session - with Tony putting in some nice chapter points for us to break the episodes up. Should we have called it chapters rather than parts? Yes. Bugger. Oh well.

In part 1 we find ourselves transported once more to a magical world, and in to the bodies of our characters:

Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him.

Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork.

Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema.

Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills.  Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon.

You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.

The map maker we make mention of can be found here: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator .  And here's the map itself:

And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  You fab folk you.

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This week, Dom, Anna and Laura find themselves at the behest of Mike's Mars Bar wielding Elon Musk.

In order to complete his total domination of social media, they'll need to infiltrate Facebook HQ and get the platform cancelled! But watch out for the Zuck's stinger!

Is it one of Mike's tightest puzzles? Possibly not. Did he have a lot of fun doing the voices? Yes he did.

Also Jamie cameo's in this episode in one of our most/least copyright infringing characters depending on if he's wearing a shirt. See if you can spot it.

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Nondiagetic sax jazz plays as Laura, Jamie, Mike, and Ben attempt to escape the sparsely furnished office of a private investigator. Omnipotent Dom has crafted a colourful puzzle mixing high stakes with a moody atmosphere.

• Who is Ruby Magnum?  
• What's locked inside the baffling desk drawers?
• Can Laura outwit Dom as swiftly as the last time?
• Is nondiagetic even a word?
• Will we ever make it back home to Mom...?

Join a bumper four-person solver to find out!   Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

Laura, Mike, and Aled reporting for duty! Join our crack team of political put-it-righters as they advise the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on how to best navigate his blunders. Email after email comes through to the team, will they be able to figure out how to log into the computer to read them

• Does Mike spend all episode in the bat cave?
• Will Aled ever make it out of the toilet?
• Can Laura corral the other two into actually helping to solve the puzzle?
• How close does Mike get to short-circuiting the puzzle?

For fun, fictional frolics, and some "mild ribbing" ->tune into this weeks episode!   Please note that while characters in this episode are real, many of the situations posed are works of fiction. Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

This week, Mike, Ben and special guest Step Lockyer from Enigmailed join forces to save the Internet's most beloved gorilla from certain death, thus averting the final apocalypse of the 21st century.   We've got a little Q&A with Step at the start of the show before getting into the puzzle itself.   If you're not already following Enigmailed you can do so on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and TikTok.   And if you want to get news of when Enigmailed's Kickstarter campaign for Notable remains goes live, you can sign up for updates on the campaign page.   And don't forget, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon for extra perks, or hit us up on Twitter or Facebook to say nice things about us.     Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

Welcome to the Shiv and Staffy. is it just your standard dodgy estate flat roofed boozer? Or is it also the secret headquarters of internationally renowned fuckwits UKIP?

"I've just shot us all in the foot, why do our feet hurt? It's probably the fault of foreigners." ~ The wit and wisdom of Nigel Farage OBE

Join the Mike H and Sam as they unravel its secrets, and find Mike C's time travelling stabby solution to Brexit.

And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.  You fab folk you.

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Last week the team dispatched the Latin master at Grumbledowns Preparatory School For the Monetarily Advantaged. No sooner has his Peppermint Poisoned corpse hit the ground then the team dive into the Chemistry Lab to dispatch their next school master. Much hinges in this episode, as so often in history, on the placement of a comma, and the interpretation therof!

 

And cheese. Lots of cheese.

 

This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.

Puzzle by: Ben

Editor: Jon

Withering commentary: Mike.

Attack of Gout: Jamie.

 

Credit for Sound Effects:

Hellfire.aif by Sepp Ultura -- https://freesound.org/s/66933/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Wilhelm Splash by TiredHippo -- https://freesound.org/s/318189/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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This week the team find themselves in the bowels of The British Museum on a very inauspicious day. Mother's day. Also the day the world ends. Apparently.

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Laura and Dom find themselves back in 2012 during the London Olympics. They must find the missing Olympic Torch before the opening ceremony comes to Trafalgar Square!

• Will Dom and Laura find the torch?
• Does cleaning the place up help at all?
• What on earth is a rampant lion doing in Trafalgar Square?

All of this, and much more in this weeks episode!   Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

Hey there, true believers!   Join The Amazing Mike and The Astonishing Laura as they genetically enhance themselves to escape this rather super little puzzle.  

• Will Mike be able to unclog the drain through hair pulling alone?
• Will Laura be able to guess Jamie's combination lock yet again?!
• And just what did Mike do with that risqué poster?

  Find out in this issue of The Infinite Escape Room.   If you'd like to play along, you'll need this:     Excelsior!     Don't forget, if you'd like to listen to these episodes a week early, or peek behind the curtain and listen to the bits we cut out, please consider joining our Patreon! Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content. The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.