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ISN'T IT IRONIC THAT YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THIS TIME OFF FOR THE HOLIDAYS, BUT YOU'RE STRESSED OUT ABOUT TRAVELING AND SEEING THE FAMILY?

WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, COME HANG OUT WITH REM AND ME AS WE TALK ABOUT THE DOGMA OF TOURING WITH "GOD", UNCOVER THE TRUE MYSTERY OF "THE THING", AND FIND OUT WHY TACO BELL IS THE TRUE UNSUNG HERO OF VEGANISM FOR TOURING BANDS.

YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY NOW THAT REM IS THE BEST GUITAR TECH THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI AND SHE'S READY AND WILLING FOR ALL OF YOUR TECH AND SETUP NEEDS.

YOU CAN FIND, AND HIRE, REM ON IG @RMMNGTN

HAPPY HESH-O-WEEN FROM SPOOKY VON AMDUAT AND ME!

LIGHT SOME CANDLES, POUR A GLASS OF YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE, AND PUT THE KIDS TO BED BECAUSE THIS EPISODE IS ONE DANGEROUS RIDE THROUGH RIB FEST AND BEYOND.

YOU CAN FIND AND LISTEN TO SPOOKY VON AMDUAT ON IG @SPELLGRINDER

YOU CAN WATCH THEIR VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE @SPELLGRINDER666

LISTEN RESPONSIBLY.

COME ALONG WITH TODD SMAILES (SUBURBAN LIFE // BIG IN JAPAN) AND ME AS WE TALK ABOUT TOURING IN THE EARLY 2000S, THE POST-APOCALYPTIC PRADA STOREFRONT, AND HOW UNBELIEVABLY LONG IT TAKES TO DRIVE THROUGH TEXAS.

HUGE THANKS TO TODD FOR DOING ALL OF THE HESH FILES' ARTWORK!

YOU CAN FIND TODD ON IG @TAWDBALL, @TODDBALLDESIGNS

YOU CAN LISTEN TO HIM @SUBURBANLIFEMUSIC

GET IN THE VAN FOR THE MAIDEN VOYAGE OF THE HESH FILES AS AARON WILLIAMS (NOi!SE // HILLTOP RATS) AND I UNLOCK A CORE MEMORY AND TALK ABOUT CRASHING WITH FELONS. AND JUST BE THANKFUL YOU CAN'T SMELL THIS EPISODE.

MASSIVE GRATITUDE TO AARON FOR BEING MY NUMBER ONE FOREVER.

YOU CAN FIND AARON ON IG @NASTYUNCLEMARKDFFD

YOU CAN LISTEN TO HIM @HILLTOPRATS

Dust off your hi-tops, throw on your backpack, and get in the van! We're off to find the strangest and most unusual tales from tour - straight from the mouths of the musicians themselves. Strap in, because we're gonna get weird.